[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;16467418]I'd rather swim in warm fresh water. And not get dragged out to sea to die.[/QUOTE]
Then where's the fun?
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;16467418]I'd rather swim in warm fresh water. And not get dragged out to sea to die.[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure the sea is abit more fresh than an inclosed body of water pumped with chlorine.
[QUOTE=kaskade700;16467466]Pretty sure the sea is abit more fresh than an inclosed body of water pumped with chlorine.[/QUOTE]
Sewage. Salt. Blood. Fish stuff. No thanks.
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;16467496]Sewage. Salt. Blood. Fish stuff. No thanks.[/QUOTE]
One human in that pool, and you've got a higher percentage of 'Stuff' in the water than the sea alltogether.
[img]http://electricsloth.com/blog/images/baby_sloth.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.markbernstein.org/elements/Sloth.jpg[/img]
Why are sloths so fucking awesome.
[editline]01:24AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=kaskade700;16467528]One human in that pool, and you've got a higher percentage of 'Stuff' in the water than the sea alltogether.[/QUOTE]
It's called peace of mind.
[editline]01:26AM[/editline]
And now for sadness:
[img]http://i26.tinypic.com/23ssz2b.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;16467576][img]http://electricsloth.com/blog/images/baby_sloth.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.markbernstein.org/elements/Sloth.jpg[/img]
Why are sloths so fucking awesome.
[/QUOTE]
Thank fucking god we hunted all the bigguns to exinction.
[img]http://exurbanpedestrian.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/ground-sloth.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/milodon.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/8048/sillybarry.jpg[/img]
Barry forgot his own birthday and made the party one day before, no wonder our friend Barry was sad as no one showed up for his birthday!
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;16467111]HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
[img]http://webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/giant-coconut-crab.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[img]http://i29.tinypic.com/sx1ydv.png[/img]
Genius.
As is this:
[img]http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd16/v-man339/halolz-dot-com-videogamemessageboar.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;16467111]HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
[img]http://webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/giant-coconut-crab.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Eat it!
So I heard you like lego:
[img]http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/15111/18_2007/lego.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.geekologie.com/2007/06/01/lego-sculpture.jpg[/img]
[img]http://jheer.org/blog/archives/images/lego_relativity.jpg[/img]
[img]http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/mason/Lego5.jpg[/img]
[editline]01:45AM[/editline]
Now for racism:
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/THATSRACIST.gif[/img]
[img]http://i33.tinypic.com/205qp09.jpg[/img]
Though I have nothing against black people.
I'm tired
[img]http://worldarea.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/vidra_02.jpg[/img]
I'm going to bed.
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;16468038]So I heard you like lego:
[img]http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/15111/18_2007/lego.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.geekologie.com/2007/06/01/lego-sculpture.jpg[/img]
[img]http://jheer.org/blog/archives/images/lego_relativity.jpg[/img]
[img]http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/mason/Lego5.jpg[/img]
[/QUOTE]
Mind = blown
[QUOTE=kaskade700;16467528]One human in that pool, and you've got a higher percentage of 'Stuff' in the water than the sea alltogether.[/QUOTE]
Not to mention Salt water burns your eyes and tastes like shit.
[editline]02:29AM[/editline]
Also Sea contains life.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;16468992][img]http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ntrwog.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Does anyone have the original picture of that, without the motivator, and not just cropped away?
[highlight]The Badage boys are back in town[/highlight]
[b]Akbar[/b]
Akbar, a powerful vampire, was burnt when the Mother and Father, Akasha and Enkil, were put into the sun. He resides in Antioch, in search of the Mother and Father, and leaves his victims on the steps of the Temple.
Akbar threatens to kill Pandora unless Marius allows him to see and drink from the ancient couple. He drains Pandora to near death before Marius allows him to see the Mother and Father, and is later destroyed by Akasha when he attempts to drink from her.
[img]http://www.gdargaud.net/Climbing/Madagascar/20081005_203613_HermitCrab_.jpg[/img]
[b]Azim[/b]
Azim was one of the older vampires. He ruled as a god for a thousand years in a secret temple in the Himalayas, where those who went to worship him never returned alive.
He conducted disturbing rituals and entices Pandora to participate in them in return for Marius' location (when Marius gets trapped in the ice after Akasha awakens).
Akasha spares him during her worldwide slaughter, but for a purpose. She sees him as the ultimate symbol of vampire evil and explodes his body in front of human witnesses.
[img]http://en.ce.cn/Life/entertainment/fashion&beauty/EFBft/200405/28/W020050407632629401664.jpg[/img]
[b]Benji[/b]
A spirited boy of twelve, Benji was bought from a nomadic Arab tribe by Sybelle's brother Fox to care for Sybelle, which Benji loved to do. Benji was the genius of the tribe, able to read English, Hebrew and Arabic, and was bought from the tribe under the terms of a long-term lease of bondage for which Fox paid Benji's father five thousand dollars.
Benji prayed for a demon to take his soul if only to save Sybelle from her violent brother, Fox. His prayers were answered (in a way) when Armand (after going into the sun) killed Fox. Benji, along with Sybelle, become Armand's mortal children, and he his later made a vampire by Marius.
[img]http://www.athol-maa.com/images/mwollmershauser.jpg[/img]
[b]Daniel Molloy[/b]
Daniel was the recorder of Louis' confession that later became the story Interview with the Vampire. Born in 1955, Daniel comes across Armand in 1975, after he had recorded Louis' story.
He becomes Armand's mortal companion, but conflicts drive them apart. Armand continually refuses Daniel's requests for immortality.
Daniel turns to alcohol and becomes a mortal recipient of the dream of the twins. In 1985, Armand gives Daniel (who is dying) immortal life. He survives Akasha's worldwide slaughter of vampires.
[img]http://s3.images.com/huge.50.250733.JPG[/img]
[b]Druid Vampire[/b] (God of the Grove)
The Druid Vampire, also known as the God of the Grove, was kept in an oak tree by the Druids to preside over their harvest and to ensure the fertility of their land. He was badly burnt when Akasha and Enkil were placed in the sun, and as a result of his weakened state, the Druids went in search for another god.
The Druids abduct Marius and return him to their god, who subsequently makes Marius a vampire. He is destroyed by the Druids when he tries to accompany Marius in search of reasons as to why so many vampires where burnt.
[img]http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/news/bcct/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2009/June/Wednesday/CR_Camp_Invent_01_MS_0701_.jpg[/img]
[b]Synopsis[/b]
The brand-new bestselling series from the authors of the phenomenal multi-million-selling Left Behind books. Now in paperback!
Here is the first in the Biblically inspired series, The Jesus Chronicles, which brings to life the story of Jesus, told in the voices of those who knew and loved him best-the Gospel writers John, Mark, Matthew, and Luke.
In this volume, readers will discover John's story, a thrilling account of the life of the man who came to fulfill the prophecies of the Old Testament and to save all of humankind-and the disciple who was the last eyewitness to Jesus' glory. Readers will experience firsthand the creation of the Gospel of John as well as the Book of Revelation-Scripture that still has profound meaning for the world 2,000 years later.
Publishers Weekly.
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2129/2221245056_63acdbf25c.jpg[/img]
[b]Elder[/b]
An ancient Egyptian vampire, the Elder was the guardian of Akasha and Enkil prior to Marius. He was the cause of vampires everywhere being burnt (himself included), when he placed the ancient couple in the sun.
He does this to test the legend that the preservation or destruction of Akasha and Enkil is the determinant in the survival of the vampire race.
When Marius comes to remove the ancient couple from the Elder's care, the Elder becomes enraged and is killed by Akasha.
[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/cwillow894/goat.jpg[/img]
[b]Eric[/b]
Eric was made a vampire by Maharet around BC1000 at the mortal age of thirty. He survives Akasha's worldwide slaughter due to his immortal age of three thousand years and is one of the immortals that gather at Sonoma to stand against Akasha.
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/129998451_923018aac8.jpg[/img]
[b]Flavius[/b]
Flavius is a one-legged Greek mortal slave who Pandora falls in love with in Antioch. He becomes Pandora's companion and protector even after she is made a vampire.
To the disgust of Marius, Pandora makes Flavius a vampire as he lay on his deathbed riddled with disease. He was forty years old.
When Marius discovers what Pandora has done, he sends Flavius away. Before he left, Flavius thanked Pandora for the immortality she gave him.
[img]http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/wilsonDM1604_228x256.jpg[/img]
[b]Laurent[/b]
Laurent is a vampire Baby Jenks meets during Akasha's worldwide slaughter of vampires. He is killed during this event. (He may or may not be the same Laurent from Armand's first Parisian coven — this is unclear.
[img]http://images.businessweek.com/mz/05/02/0502best/images/john_henry.jpg[/img]
[b]Madeleine[/b]
Madeleine was a Parisian doll maker who Claudia chose to be her mother and protector when Claudia feared Louis would leave her for Armand.
She was killed by Armand's coven, together with Claudia, the same year she was given immortal life. She had lost a child near Claudia's age when Louis made her a vampire, in 1862. Madeleine was the first vampire made by Louis.
[img]http://www.hembeck.com/Images/FredSez/TravisLouieCandleHead340.jpg[/img]
[b]Magnus[/b]
Magnus, the maker of Lestat, gave himself immortality during the 1400s when he trapped a vampire and stole blood from it. He chose to make Lestat a vampire because of his courage.
On the same night he made Lestat a vampire, during the year 1780, he destroyed himself in a fire, leaving Lestat alone to discover and learn about his immortality.
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XLsmYse0MCw/SbkeW6CM-lI/AAAAAAAAAi8/Q0IvbesVh5A/s400/Crying+man1.jpg[/img]
[b]The Woop-Town Supper[/b]
There was might in the whole world of the same face deers even when the metro man dances in the moon light and continues to splash fish in the water in an attempt to play some ball.
[img]http://37days.typepad.com/37days/images/candle_on_head.jpg[/img]
[b]The Dark saucepan[/b]
Also known as the spiked black man of the Ackentosh desert. He used to go out in the desert for thousands of years and would come back.Althought his head is made out of two different war melons. His uper body has more of an Italian style hear-doo
[highlight]The Badage boys are back in town[/highlight]
[b]Akbar[/b]
Akbar, a powerful vampire, was burnt when the Mother and Father, Akasha and Enkil, were put into the sun. He resides in Antioch, in search of the Mother and Father, and leaves his victims on the steps of the Temple.
Akbar threatens to kill Pandora unless Marius allows him to see and drink from the ancient couple. He drains Pandora to near death before Marius allows him to see the Mother and Father, and is later destroyed by Akasha when he attempts to drink from her.
[img]http://www.gdargaud.net/Climbing/Madagascar/20081005_203613_HermitCrab_.jpg[/img]
[b]Azim[/b]
Azim was one of the older vampires. He ruled as a god for a thousand years in a secret temple in the Himalayas, where those who went to worship him never returned alive.
He conducted disturbing rituals and entices Pandora to participate in them in return for Marius' location (when Marius gets trapped in the ice after Akasha awakens).
Akasha spares him during her worldwide slaughter, but for a purpose. She sees him as the ultimate symbol of vampire evil and explodes his body in front of human witnesses.
[img]http://en.ce.cn/Life/entertainment/fashion&beauty/EFBft/200405/28/W020050407632629401664.jpg[/img]
[b]Benji[/b]
A spirited boy of twelve, Benji was bought from a nomadic Arab tribe by Sybelle's brother Fox to care for Sybelle, which Benji loved to do. Benji was the genius of the tribe, able to read English, Hebrew and Arabic, and was bought from the tribe under the terms of a long-term lease of bondage for which Fox paid Benji's father five thousand dollars.
Benji prayed for a demon to take his soul if only to save Sybelle from her violent brother, Fox. His prayers were answered (in a way) when Armand (after going into the sun) killed Fox. Benji, along with Sybelle, become Armand's mortal children, and he his later made a vampire by Marius.
[img]http://www.athol-maa.com/images/mwollmershauser.jpg[/img]
[b]Daniel Molloy[/b]
Daniel was the recorder of Louis' confession that later became the story Interview with the Vampire. Born in 1955, Daniel comes across Armand in 1975, after he had recorded Louis' story.
He becomes Armand's mortal companion, but conflicts drive them apart. Armand continually refuses Daniel's requests for immortality.
Daniel turns to alcohol and becomes a mortal recipient of the dream of the twins. In 1985, Armand gives Daniel (who is dying) immortal life. He survives Akasha's worldwide slaughter of vampires.
[img]http://s3.images.com/huge.50.250733.JPG[/img]
[b]Druid Vampire[/b] (God of the Grove)
The Druid Vampire, also known as the God of the Grove, was kept in an oak tree by the Druids to preside over their harvest and to ensure the fertility of their land. He was badly burnt when Akasha and Enkil were placed in the sun, and as a result of his weakened state, the Druids went in search for another god.
The Druids abduct Marius and return him to their god, who subsequently makes Marius a vampire. He is destroyed by the Druids when he tries to accompany Marius in search of reasons as to why so many vampires where burnt.
[img]http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/news/bcct/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2009/June/Wednesday/CR_Camp_Invent_01_MS_0701_.jpg[/img]
[b]Synopsis[/b]
The brand-new bestselling series from the authors of the phenomenal multi-million-selling Left Behind books. Now in paperback!
Here is the first in the Biblically inspired series, The Jesus Chronicles, which brings to life the story of Jesus, told in the voices of those who knew and loved him best-the Gospel writers John, Mark, Matthew, and Luke.
In this volume, readers will discover John's story, a thrilling account of the life of the man who came to fulfill the prophecies of the Old Testament and to save all of humankind-and the disciple who was the last eyewitness to Jesus' glory. Readers will experience firsthand the creation of the Gospel of John as well as the Book of Revelation-Scripture that still has profound meaning for the world 2,000 years later.
Publishers Weekly.
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2129/2221245056_63acdbf25c.jpg[/img]
[b]Elder[/b]
An ancient Egyptian vampire, the Elder was the guardian of Akasha and Enkil prior to Marius. He was the cause of vampires everywhere being burnt (himself included), when he placed the ancient couple in the sun.
He does this to test the legend that the preservation or destruction of Akasha and Enkil is the determinant in the survival of the vampire race.
When Marius comes to remove the ancient couple from the Elder's care, the Elder becomes enraged and is killed by Akasha.
[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/cwillow894/goat.jpg[/img]
[b]Eric[/b]
Eric was made a vampire by Maharet around BC1000 at the mortal age of thirty. He survives Akasha's worldwide slaughter due to his immortal age of three thousand years and is one of the immortals that gather at Sonoma to stand against Akasha.
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/129998451_923018aac8.jpg[/img]
[b]Flavius[/b]
Flavius is a one-legged Greek mortal slave who Pandora falls in love with in Antioch. He becomes Pandora's companion and protector even after she is made a vampire.
To the disgust of Marius, Pandora makes Flavius a vampire as he lay on his deathbed riddled with disease. He was forty years old.
When Marius discovers what Pandora has done, he sends Flavius away. Before he left, Flavius thanked Pandora for the immortality she gave him.
[img]http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/wilsonDM1604_228x256.jpg[/img]
[b]Laurent[/b]
Laurent is a vampire Baby Jenks meets during Akasha's worldwide slaughter of vampires. He is killed during this event. (He may or may not be the same Laurent from Armand's first Parisian coven — this is unclear.
[img]http://images.businessweek.com/mz/05/02/0502best/images/john_henry.jpg[/img]
[b]Madeleine[/b]
Madeleine was a Parisian doll maker who Claudia chose to be her mother and protector when Claudia feared Louis would leave her for Armand.
She was killed by Armand's coven, together with Claudia, the same year she was given immortal life. She had lost a child near Claudia's age when Louis made her a vampire, in 1862. Madeleine was the first vampire made by Louis.
[img]http://www.hembeck.com/Images/FredSez/TravisLouieCandleHead340.jpg[/img]
[b]Magnus[/b]
Magnus, the maker of Lestat, gave himself immortality during the 1400s when he trapped a vampire and stole blood from it. He chose to make Lestat a vampire because of his courage.
On the same night he made Lestat a vampire, during the year 1780, he destroyed himself in a fire, leaving Lestat alone to discover and learn about his immortality.
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XLsmYse0MCw/SbkeW6CM-lI/AAAAAAAAAi8/Q0IvbesVh5A/s400/Crying+man1.jpg[/img]
[b]The Woop-Town Supper[/b]
There was might in the whole world of the same face deers even when the metro man dances in the moon light and continues to splash fish in the water in an attempt to play some ball.
[img]http://37days.typepad.com/37days/images/candle_on_head.jpg[/img]
[b]The Dark saucepan[/b]
Also known as the spiked black man of the Ackentosh desert. He used to go out in the desert for thousands of years and would come back.Althought his head is made out of two different war melons. His uper body has more of an Italian style hear-doo
Who the hell that little of a life, where they can personally spam a forum?
:wtc:
He just keeps making new accounts to spam threads. :sigh:
Since nobody is going to notice this above his post, ima re-post it.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;16468992][img]http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ntrwog.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Does anyone have the original picture of that, without the motivator, and not just cropped away?
[b]WHAT ARE THE BADAGE BOYS?[/b]
Seriously.
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