[QUOTE=st0rmforce;38235460] Icecream-and-Beer-Man![/QUOTE]
Until Hazelbrook Farm capture you and put you in a harness in a warehouse in Laos, forcing you to shit constantly for the rest of your life while they make millions.
Reading thoughts and slowing down time.
Instant teletransportation and invisibility.
I could do ANYTHING...
I said... ANYTHIG... With those powers.
Invisibility and a magic touch that puts people at a very sexually-forward ease. The touch would work for animals too, I hope.
First: Time-travel. That'd probably be one of the most awesome adventures I'd ever be in.
Second: Orgasms. Anytime. With Anyone. Need I explain why?
[QUOTE=Chickens!;38234925]To be able to see through frosted glass windows and the ability to sense when sand is nearby.[/QUOTE]
why is this so funny I can't stop laughing
Bullet time
Spazzy trigger fingers
[sp]aka max payne mode[/sp]
[QUOTE=Chickens!;38235642]Until Hazelbrook Farm capture you and put you in a harness in a warehouse in Laos, forcing you to shit constantly for the rest of your life while they make millions.[/QUOTE]
I'd first try to use my cloud manipulation to distract the guards so that I could escape.
Failing that, I'd use it to write a distress message in the sky. Being firm friends with a large number of superheroes (due to aforementioned icecream and beer prowess) somebody would be able to help me take the bastards down.
There is nothing that the abilities to shit icecream, piss beer and shape clouds cannot do (directly or indirectly).
Telekinesis and restoring powers, so if something/someone is dead/broken, I can restore it.
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