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furry around children
Correction. Wannnabe OIFY faggot. So it's takes some pretty hard failing.
yfio != oify also black around children
Immature prick.
Loves old men, preferable over 80. Also has a secret taint fetish.
a spammer
Is 12 because he just joined.
Is 12 because he calls others 12. (or maybe he's 13 :O)
Studies Zombies.
fucking wants to rape all white men
This freak fingers his friends in their sleep
Consists entirely of dried up sharpies.
Loves the kid next door more than usural
Is not German or Russian.
Won an award for biggest difference in size between their left testicle and their right testicle. One's like a coconut, the other a grain of rice.
invented that award
Is on facepunch 23 hours and 20 minutes a day.
Browses Facepunch in cinematic wide screen edition.
Can put his foot in his mouth
Rainbows make him cry
can put his mouth in his foot
Spends his weekends frolicking in traffic.
Spends his weekends frolicking in traffic with ButtsexV2.
Married a hobo
Cry when looks at porn
Has dyslexia and his account is actually named after his girlfriend, Palmela Handerson.
His girlfriend is his hand; he named it Pam.
Raped and killed a girl in 1990
Ran over a hitchhiker intentionally on a lonely Nevada highway in 1987.
Is the real reason why cold fusion hasn't been successfully attained.
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