• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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M'ein kampf
I'm in a group chat on Facebook with people from my course in college. Someone from another course joined and posted this riveting tale: "I once trew dog shit at some one heres the true story so i was walking home with my friend simon and thease bullys rocked up looking all bad ass one had this nice gray jacket on and came up to us put his arms around our necks and floored us so i got up and pulled a bag from this bush and threw it at the one in gray and i didnt see the hole in the bag there was dog shit all up his back and when his mate noticed it he shouted 'oii get the fuck back here' i started to run leaving simon behind since he had done nothing rong i waited buy his house for him to show only to see him show up with the bullys haveing a convosation about football then i ran home and got an ass kickin the next day but i still count that a victory in my book" He posts shit like this all the time. His profile picture is his Minecraft skin's head over his own head on a picture of him. After relaying this quest of bullies and dog shit to us, he renamed the chat to "grave site" and invited another one of his Facebook accounts called "Egg Line" to the chat.
During comtech today I was having some issues with font in photoshop and typing stuff in trying to get it to work and to test it out I typed in: "Video games are for fucking nerds" and the girl sitting beside me who never does work and just reads naruto manga the entire class fucking YELLS: "I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT I HAPPEN TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES." I'm switching seats tomorrow morning.
So I discovered a new breed of weirdos / douchebags at my school. Mixtaper's, They are EVERYWHERE. Like, Every 5 minutes in the background I can hear, "dude go check out my mixtape at www.soundcloud.com/flamer-da-b4llur_420." and then the guy pulls it up and the lyrics are on par with, "YOU THINK YOUR A BEAST, BUT YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKIN YEAST YO!" or how someone did 9/11 because he was high on 7-Eleven. Also there was this really skinny black guy with HUGE eyebrows who only wears 2 shirts (a notorious BIG shirt and a Nike shirt) who walked out of class while tip toeing singing "tip toeing in my Jordan's." I guess it just comes in a school that has half rich kids living in 5 story condos, and the other half living in houses that look like a crackhouse that overdosed.
Heres the kid that I was talking about in the OP, no joke [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kJBvuZH.jpg[/IMG]
Of all the people I can recall from my elementary school years the Kurdish Crew is always fresh in my mind. Basically, imagine a big time crime syndicate composed of Kurdish immigrants, only on a child's scale. I think their numbers were higher, but I can only recall three of them. First off you had Howard, the charismatic de-facto leader of Kurdish crew, commanding and informing his crew on who was friend, foe, or neutral, he also was the public relations for the group (he was the funny kid that could garner support and laughter from the masses). Next you had Sarbast, now Sarbast was hands down the big intimidator/strongman of the group, he was the tallest kid in elementary school, and pretty bulky. Nobody fucked with Sarbast. Finally, the last member of the crew that I could recall was Botawn, nothing really special about him, just a generic goon. There's probably more, but I can't recall right now. Anywho, an attack on one of the Kurds was an attack on all. One specific incident I could remember was this rather awkward kid, Jake, decided it would be a good idea to have a verbal confrontation with Howard in the cafeteria. Can't remember what it was over but Howard calmly walked back over to the crew's lunch table to plot. A few minutes later the Kurdish Crew got their hands on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (I am going to assume Sarbast muscled it out of some other table under the guise of "tribute"), and next thing you know Botawn is walking across the lunchroom towards Jake, P&J sandwich in hand. Now, the thing here is that Jake had a really bad peanut allergy, and what ensued next was a mad scramble between Jake and Botawn over the sandwich. Fists were flying, food was flying, but it was all put to an end by the lunch ladies. Jake had a mild reaction, and Botawn took the fall for his boss Howard and found himself in detention for a week. Yep, you didn't fuck with the Kurdish Crew, I mean, they basically tried to sack a kid, the peanut butter being the attempted assassination weapon. They never really gave me trouble though, I remember waiting outside for the bus, when look over yonder here comes the Kurdish Crew, marching towards me. So, not wanting to know what they even wanted with me I forked over some lollipops as protection money, and from that day on they were pretty chill with me. So there you have it folks, the Kurdish Crew.
Someone ran up to me and my friends today while we were playing a friendly game of rugby on the field looking EXTREMELY pissed off (face bright red, tears welling up, clenching fists) and screamed at us asking if we liked MLP. I responded yes because I knew that had something to do with him being extremely pissed off and he started attacking me. He was no more than 5 feet tall so I just pushed him off and he ran away screaming that '90% of the school likes MLP and he will not accept it' while pulling at his hair. The person with the ball at the time thought he was playing and ran full speed into him and he was flattened and went unconscious instantly. Poor kid.
[B]So this is an update on my in school gym-swimming experience: [/B] The same kid who got ass-naked infront of me tried to do a bellyflop off the diving board. However it went terribly wrong, and he managed to hit the water on his back. And let me tell you, that sounded like the hardest clap. Next thing you know, he swims to the top, gets out, and lays down on the floor next to the pool. He said something along the lines of, "My dick hurt wild bad, bruh".
I know a guy who never paid attention in maths and he'd show up high to the maths exam and get an A on the test.
I really don't get how people that were cringe worthy when they were like 12-14 grow up, and are totally chill (well, most of them anyways). I was that fucking "weird kid" in 5th grade; was nice, but I drew Sonic all the damn time, talked too much, and was way too emotional. Oh and then there was the anime, phase through my 13-14 yrs, but that's a whoooole 'nother story that I'd really never want to bring up ever ever again RIP because I actually remember myself back then.
early teenage shouldn't exist
in elementary we had a black kid that always played with barbies he behaved like a girl but was like the tallest in the class he once brought lipstick to school as well the other time we had some russian(?) guy in fourth grade and he was the biggest pile of shit on earth seriously he wanted to become an actor and on carnival he dressed up as a "teenager" he put on a hoodie and flipped everyone off His head looked like an eggplant too
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;47188652]I know a guy who never paid attention in maths and he'd show up high to the maths exam and get an A on the test.[/QUOTE] Someone in my year found out he's been enrolled in two majors for the entire semester; he got a 4 (5 is the highest) in compsci despite never attending any classes or exams
Man you people have all the weird kids, the Alex I knew just binge-watched sports. The weirdest thing I've seen anyone do was watch porn on their phones during Physical Education.
[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;47191243]Man you people have all the weird kids, the Alex I knew just binge-watched sports. The weirdest thing I've seen anyone do was watch porn on their phones during Physical Education.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of this weird stoner dude who was in my computer class and always watched porn on his phone and tried showing me a video of this pornstar called "OG Mudbone". Also no his name was not Alex.
So my roommate does not stop walking around. Like its not a case of him being an exercise freak, he is actually overweight, but whenever he does anything in the room, or the common area outside the room, he cannot stop walking. Now this would be fine if he knew how to walk like a normal person, i.e. not loud as fuck. 99% of the time I wake up too early it is because my bed is shaking from him pacing the entire room for 5 minutes doing absolutely nothing. Then one day at 3 am he went to print out multiple things, the printer is right behind my bed, and he just hovered over me for the 25 minutes it took him to print his documents, I don't know how it took him this long but he was excessively loud while doing it, keep in mind there was no classes the next day so there was literally no point to him printing stuff out at that hour. When he is not walking he is either going on about how "efficient" he is, spouting memes, or singing really loudly, he does not know the lyrics to any song and he is usually out of key. Then there is the story of this one girl in my computer science discussion period. For the entire one hour and 30 minutes the class takes place, she is glued to her computer. Now this would not be weird normally, a lot of people in college cannot handle having access to stuff like Facebook in classes and will browse that over paying attention, but this girl is different. She spends the entire 1 hour, 30 minutes looking at Google image results for Patrick Star from Spongebob. This has been going on for multiple weeks and every time I look over she is on Google Images, usually looking at the same pictures of Patrick as last weeks class. Its never r34 of him, thank god, so its not like she is being sexually creepy but I still do not understand what can drive someone to do this.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;47191360]Reminds me of this weird stoner dude who was in my computer class and always watched porn on his phone and tried showing me a video of this pornstar called "OG Mudbone". [/QUOTE] that porno is seriously the fucking funniest thing you will ever see though
My college was FULL to the brim with weird kids, but it's not like high school was much better. At high school there was this girl who was probably at best 3 feet tall. She looked like she was about 8 or something but was actually in the year below me (she never aged, so when I was 16 she still looked 8). Her name was something like Maureen and people used to pick on her quite a bit for having an 'old persons name'. She was a bit of a bitch though, and used to kick people in the shins whenever they walked anywhere near her. She was friends with another rather short girl who had incredibly thick glasses and they used to hold hands while walking around. College was the worst though, in between lessons students would hang around on the lobby of various floors. Each floor had gotten a reputation. The relatively normal emo kinds hung around at the basement floor, the ground floor was left barren, the first floor was full of the sporty BRO types, the second floor was where me and my friends usually sat, the third floor was where the people who had fallen out with our group sat... The important part is the fourth floor. The fourth floor was home to the absolute freaks of nature. 'Scene' kids who spent their spare time molesting each other, screaming, throwing food around and playing YuGiOh. There was so many weird people in this area it was quite stunning to behold. There was a guy who wore a suit at all times and insisted on hugging people whenever he could - he would approach strangers and pretty much forcibly hug them. He smelt like he hadn't showered in weeks and was generally disgusting. Then there was the guy who wore a furry tail all the time and would 'howl' whenever he wasn't with his friends so they could find him...
One day in middle school during our math class I asked to go take a piss, and I did. I get back to the classroom, and my good friend with Aspergers is standing on his desk, stripped down to his tighty whities dancing around in circles yelling something.
In a computer course I did, there was a guy who spent all day browsing 9gag and called memes "maymays". I never thought people like that actually existed outside of the internet. In the same class, there was also a dude who got into an argument with a lecturer and decided it would be a great idea to scream "I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO HACK AND MAKE VIRUSES SO I CAN BE IN ANONYMOUS" in defense of him not doing any work. I never saw him again.
Just remembered a guy in secondary. The guy wasn't weird per se, and was actually kinda cool, but he was 110% of the time completely stoned. He would not spend a single class sober, he had to be high on something. And the funny part was, I asked him once "When are you ever not high?" and he answered "What do you mean? This is my normal state" He was so high all the damn time that for him, being high was being sober I don't need to tell you he failed miserably all his classes and never came back.
I really want to make a version of this thread for work. I encounter strange people every other day at my job. It seems too similar though. :(
[QUOTE=wauterboi;47196276]I really want to make a version of this thread for work. I encounter strange people every other day at my job. It seems too similar though. :([/QUOTE] It's ok baby you can tell us you won't get banned <3
We just need a "Weird People You Encounter v. Stop Jacking Off In Class" thread
Alright its time for the story of another one of my roommates, lets just call him Pizza. So Pizza is your standard huge cs nerd, he has a framed poster of the unix kernel and other various linux posters, this is despite him usually using Windows 7 even though he talks about how installing arch was the hardest thing ever and that it is one of his greatest accomplishments. Pizza also spends most of his free time watching streams on twitch.tv. Now this is generally a normal thing, except Pizza does not just watch any twitch stream. Pizza is generally watching Twitch Plays Pokemon. Its still not that weird, he could just be watching for a short period of time to see where they are, or even typing in commands to interact on the stream, but Pizza is different. When I say he watches that stream, I mean he closes all other programs on his computer so he will not get distracted from the action that is TPP. Generally he watches it for multiple hours a day, without turning away from the monitor or even typing a command in the chat. He keeps trying to talk to me about the stream and I keep having to remind him I do not care about the it. Where Pizza gets his name though is in the 1-2 Dominos Pizzas he orders on a daily basis. Now instead of doing something normal with the boxes, for example, recycling them, he has decided to stack his boxes up, building what at this point is turning into a shrine of empty pizza boxes, literally there are about 10 boxes stacked at this point. Also when I was talking to my friend and she said she just bought a bottle of wine, I jokingly said "turn up." Now Pizza felt that it was his time to show his intelligence by leaving his TPP stream to tell me "The correct term is 'turn down' because of the song 'Turn Down For What.'" I felt too sorry for him to correct him.
There was this kid who came with his mom to my job, and the kid was desperate for proper computer parts instead of whatever his mom was doing. That's fine - I can tell people what I've used and how far it gets me. However, the problem lies when it is no longer a sale and an hour long rant about his mom who doesn't understand airplane simulators. This kid was non-stop floating around me and I couldn't get him to budge, insisting that he had more questions, was ready to buy, etc. Part of why I put up with it is because I couldn't decide whether or not he needed someone to talk to. Another guy came over to our service department with gigantic 70's pedoglasses. He slowly put his head forward over the desk and, in a what seemed like a whispered raspy falsetto, said "I need to completely wipe my hard-drive. Is there a way to do so that ensures that no one can get the files ever again?" One time, while I was on a huge wheeled-ladder, I was trying to look for something for a customer, and he decided to shove the ladder down the lane as a "quick way for me to determine whether what he needed was up there". Another guy was an entertainer looking for MIDI discs and was so unhealthy that he was sweating from just walking around, and constantly had to lean on the cart I was pushing and eventually on all kinds of merchandise. A really obese person came to our technical service department with a Computer adorned in neon-colored MLP stickers - it looked like it could compete in pony NASCAR. His shirt was a very sweaty and stained tan color. I never heard his voice, but it was like a stereotype walked up for help.
Oh jesus tell us more.
There's one kid in my class who is extremely stupid. When we had a senior meeting talking about prom and stuff when the vice principal asked if anyone had any questions, he asked "When's senior skip day." Last week my laptop was dead so I asked a friend if I could use his charger. This kid literally unplugged the charger from my computer and plugged it into his. He then proceeded to say "Oh x told me I could use it" while the friend was sitting right there. Today he just came into the bathroom, pulled out snapchat, and recorded everyone in the bathroom and when someone told him to delete it and fuck off, he said "here I'll delete it," pretended to delete it (in front of the person who could still see his screen), and put it on his story.
Oh I forgot to mention another part about Pizza: he never wears any clothes but his underwear. Like at all points of the day, except when he has classes, which is almost never, he is only in boxer shorts and sometimes a shirt.
[QUOTE=Pw0nageXD;47198085]Last week my laptop was dead so I asked a friend if I could use his charger. This kid literally unplugged the charger from my computer and plugged it into his. He then proceeded to say "Oh x told me I could use it" while the friend was sitting right there.[/QUOTE] This makes me want to beat someone with a brick just reading it.
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