• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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Someone in my woodshop class fucked up a project. Instead of throwing it out he offered it to someone to use it as a dildo
[QUOTE=splenda;47199597]Oh I forgot to mention another part about Pizza: he never wears any clothes but his underwear. Like at all points of the day, except when he has classes, which is almost never, he is only in boxer shorts and sometimes a shirt.[/QUOTE] Sounds like he's probably a lot of fun at parties.
[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;47200044]Sounds like he's probably a lot of fun at parties.[/QUOTE] He keeps trying to get me to go to his 8 hour coding parties, or at least get me to help him carry the mountain dew and doritos (I wish I was joking about the snacks.)
[quote]anime the sport: There is a guy who is standing in front of me who is wearing a five nights at Freddie's mask a sword ( both made if cardboard ) and is wearing a button shirt, suit vest, dress pants and fucking tennis shoes Spydurr: What anime the sport: this is what I get for taking the bus [/QUOTE] My friend responded back to me 50 minutes later with this. [quote]anime the sport: btw anime the sport: here's a pic of the guy anime the sport: [t]http://puu.sh/g9Yzj/dd8fdcbd63.JPG[/t] [/quote] He had to take public transit and had a bunch of 12 year olds near him that were from the school down the road of his High school.
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;47197898]Oh jesus tell us more.[/QUOTE] Some guy got on the loudest speaker we own and kept playing porn full-blast. The catch? I'm assuming he was never caught, because it went on for about an hour, on and off, for about ten seconds each time. It wasn't in my department, so it wasn't my problem. There wasn't a need to get someone high-up to check things out because the girls aggressive moaning filled the entire store. I'm going to double check with my friend who built the computer, but someone spent somewhere from $10,000 with something like a special motherboard for servers, a million 16 gig RAM sticks, a billion 2 TB hard-drives, the best Intel processor on the market, and all kinds of other stuff. I don't remember the specific numbers, but when I say it hit around $10,000 (including parts he had to re-buy because he didn't check to see if they were compatible), I'm not joking. We did the math. I didn't see a Titan, however, but that's okay, because [I]he said he was using it to store movies[/I]. He's either a liar, a stupid liar, or stupid. I'm going to double check with my buddy to see what the numbers were closer to. We dubbed his computer "the mini-fridge" just because of the crazy size of the thing. I know you guys will think I'm lying or making stuff up, but I'm dead serious. Someone left during a $2,000 laptop sale to go to the TV department and buy a ridiculously expensive 4K television. He came back to complete the laptop sale, and then went on to visit the other departments. Let me tell you how happy that sales person was. Despite weird customers, I've met some of the coolest people who were in the Royal Army, Brazil, China, Australia, New York... There was a guy from New York who was having such a good time with me as I was ringing up for the first time ever, and he was saying all kinds of stuff like, "Man, you'll be a good employee in no time. You'll be like, 'EYYY I'M CASHEERIN' OVA HEEEEA.'" It's great.
Oh if this is also a 'Wierd people at work' thread, I have a story or two from working in checkout. It was a quiet day so a few other checkout workers and I were chatting as we were tidying up and whatnot, then this old guy who looked like he had mouth cancer (barely any teeth left, one side swelled.ect), came through our checkout then started lecturing us on how tobacco costs far too much these days and how all the kids are smoking marijuana and other drugs because its so much cheaper than tobacco. This continued on for about 15-20 minutes as we just kept standing there awkwardly nodding our heads every now and again until someone else came and gave us an excuse to ask him to leave so that we could let others through.
I remember, in high school, like, 9th or 10th grade, there was this one guy completely obsessed with Sonic to the point where he'd bring plushies with him to school. That wasn't so bad, he was just a nerd like the rest of us.... then one day he showed me his special made plushie of Amy Rose with a... "special hole" in it. He kept it in his bag with the rest of them this whole time. Needless to say...I was quite worried. I didn't want to know what that poor thing had been though. I never told anyone at the time to save him the embarrassment, and after moving to Long Beach, I never heard from him again.
I've had a woman order a personal-sized pizza with exactly five pepperonis—one on each of the four slices, and one in the center.
Oh god.. there are so many stories, but one of the funnier ones was this one time in computer class, we were doing theory, so it was inside one of the rooms in the large church adjoined to the school. The guy was pretty unstable, and would explode at a moments notice. Someone made a corny ass computer joke, and the whole class (like 7 of us) erupted in laughter except for that guy. He then proceeded to stand up and throw the table through the wall and screamed that he didn't get the joke, and left the room through the hole he had just created. Story #2: Instant karma in primary school. If you were caught without a hat, you were put in the rotunda for all of lunch/recess. So, it was pretty common for people to flog your hats during class so they could play. Well, I was sitting eating my lunch one day, when this little shit ran up and snatched my hat. Just as I jumped up mid mouthful to chase after him he runs full pelt into a metal pole. I take my hat off his head, and resume sitting/eating.
[QUOTE=Bradyns;47200635]If you were caught without a hat, you were put in the rotunda for all of lunch/recess. So, it was pretty common for people to flog your hats during class so they could play.[/QUOTE] I always thought that it was odd that some places like Australia require hats in school, and places like America downright forbid it. Like, seriously, I don't see what the big deal is.
Here's something that me and my friends did. We all agreed to only talk to the people we hate with Billy Mays quotes. Me and another person had to make a report on someone so Billy Mays was our choice. We brought in fake beards just for that one day.
there's some dude in my classes that has a weird haircut that is like a mullet but is somehow also cut shorter on the back so most of the long hair comes from the top and they're tied in like 2 or 3 ponytails, he always wears these blood red ozzy shades and always has his jeans tucked into some black buckled boots and sometimes I see some full on scene-haired dude around uni design/art students are weird
[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;47200849]I always thought that it was odd that some places like Australia require hats in school, and places like America downright forbid it. Like, seriously, I don't see what the big deal is.[/QUOTE] We have the highest rates of melanoma in the world, so it's good to stop the youngins from increasing their chances of getting it.
I was serving yogurt at work once and a woman asked me if meat was in it.
I was once at a movie theater in my town, and I had to go get the popcorn bucket refilled. So I go up to the lady at the counter, who is turned around mind you, and I ask her "Can I get a refill, please?" She replies with "Yes, ma'am?" and promptly turns around. The kicker is that I'm a guy. [sp]Or so I'm aware.[/sp]
i came back from an anime convention. second day, and my gf and i were dead after taking photos for two days and as such, we went to teh backtage area to chill out and drink some water. having to deal with every single anime weirdo out there like the kid who kept asking me what specs my camera was and if i could take photos of him as his friends, to wich i replied "no". tl;dr: last show of the second day was one of these bands that plays anime openings. the show was over but the audience asked for an encore. for some odd reason that i cannot grasp yet, they decided to bring some girl from the audience to sing along. and boy, it was awful. like, REALLY awful, with spagetti all over the place. she was so off, and it was so bad, the lead singer took over and she was left on stage doing something akin to a dance.
If we're talking coworkers, I got 3 stories of guys I met while interning out in the fields. Firstly, my first job was working at an island park with civil war and WWI shit all over, despite being several thousand miles from actual civil war events. The first guy was this tall motherfucker who worked on the ferry but often helped out on the island with various events. He was like 6'6", always wore a cowboy hat, despite being on the coast of California, and kept on threatening to throw me overboard or push me into sea lion poo. Partway trough my program I learned why. He thought I was keeping him away from my coworker, whom I was working with near constantly. Turns out he got her number, and started flirting with her. Seemed despite his superiority complex and boastful manner he was a thirsty and desperate motherfucker. After she sent him a link of her Facebook, he suddenly went silent. Apparently he never noticed my coworker was transgender, and he was flirting with a guy all along. I never brought this up to his face, for fear of the aforementioned threats, but damn I couldn't look at him without at least a chuckle. Also there was this case where he asked me to keep watch of his line while fishing. I took it out after a very long time, knowing it wouldn't have any bait left by then. For some reason when he came back he flipped his shit because I did that. Second was one I worked with shortly who was a civil war reenactor. Creepy looking fella showed up with his mom. Probably because they had an actual civil war cannon. Anyway, I merely watched the reenactment from the sidelines, and this guy took shit seriously. Hearing his voice over the intercom was creepy when it reverberated over the hillside. There were 2 things I noticed with him after the reenactment was over 1) He had a bumper sticker referring to the confederacy. Looks like he wanted to reenact for the wrong side. 2) He shared a hug with his mom that was a bit too touchy for a relationship like that. I heard about him about a year later on TV, but not the way I expected. [QUOTE][video=youtube;dU_5S2kKJBY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU_5S2kKJBY[/video][/QUOTE] It wasn't his mom he was working with It was his wife. Third guy was when I worked on Alcatraz. Similar to the first guy, he was tall, boastful, and always had something to say. I could tell by his many claims and lack of ability to back them up he was a compulsive liar. That much was obvious. Turns out everything he said to anyone he fucked up on. Often gave visitors wrong and made up information, like that Robert Stroud was a cannibal and he may have been responsible for hundreds of deaths even if only 2 are actually recorded. And despite saying hes a professional photographer, among other things, the only time I saw him do any sort of photography was for a couple, in which after he dropped and broke their camera. None of the staff liked him either because he just boasted about this and that on end, and after a while he just stopped showing up.
[QUOTE=Alonguy;47200307]I remember, in high school, like, 9th or 10th grade, there was this one guy completely obsessed with Sonic to the point where he'd bring plushies with him to school. That wasn't so bad, he was just a nerd like the rest of us.... then one day he showed me his special made plushie of Amy Rose with a... "special hole" in it. He kept it in his bag with the rest of them this hole time. Needless to say...I was quite worried. I didn't want to know what that poor thing had been though. I never told anyone at the time to save him the embarrassment, and after moving to Long Beach, I never heard from him again.[/QUOTE] [del]To be very honest, I'm not sure you're in a position to talk about weird people, seeing as you unjokingly renamed your Mad Milk in TF2 "dragon cum lube" or something along those lines. I'm just saying.[/del] my mistake, that was lexdragon who is considerably worse
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;47201667]To be very honest, I'm not sure you're in a position to talk about weird people, seeing as you unjokingly renamed your Mad Milk in TF2 "dragon cum lube" or something along those lines. I'm just saying.[/QUOTE] That was WhiteHusky - unless alon did it too? In which case, why is there this consistency of animal's/friend's semen jokes and furry avatars?
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;47201667]To be very honest, I'm not sure you're in a position to talk about weird people, seeing as you unjokingly renamed your Mad Milk in TF2 "dragon cum lube" or something along those lines. I'm just saying.[/QUOTE] No I didn't? Cum kinda grosses me out. The idea of throwing it at anyone, even my enemies, makes me gag a little. [QUOTE=wauterboi;47202034]That was WhiteHusky - unless alon did it too? In which case, why is there this consistency of animal's/friend's semen jokes and furry avatars?[/QUOTE] Seriously, did that Husky guy do that? That's gross. But then again, he's into some weird shit.
It was LexDragon did everyone just get sudden amnesia?
You're right, had the two mixed up. My bad!
had one coworker, a manager, while I worked at a movie theater, who I'm pretty sure had some sort of learning disability. used to do weird shit just constantly. made a few off color "joke" comments to some of the female staff that was really more creepy than funny, carried a sketchbook and openly shared his weird furry borderline porn art with us without us asking... one night he was working projection, and we had a kids movie and I think a scary movie or bad teacher, I can't remember. anyway, somehow this guy managed to swap the films and the kids in the theater got some nasty shit, and people were coming out of both theaters complaining. so the ushers and managers had to handle complaints from two auditoriums worth of people, especially the parents in what was supposed to be a kids movie. meanwhile our strange furry hero was screaming bloody murder over the walkie talkies. "IM ON IT RIGHT NOW," "IM WORKING TO FIX THE PROBLEM AS QUICKLY AS I CAN" etc in this weird, panicky, monotone shout that is accompanied with loud heavy breathing for a few seconds after each line before the radio feed cuts off. turns out in his attempt to fix the problem he had managed to entangle each film in the brain of the projector. there was nothing from him for like 10 minutes so someone was like "uh hey is everything alright, do you need some help" and immediately he came back on the walkie screaming "EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG" also one time I was in the bathroom taking a piss and he walks up and starts pissing in the immediately adjacent urinal despite everything else being free. without any words between us we somehow made it to the sinks at the same time, and he takes that as an opportunity to ask me "have you noticed pop-tarts are getting smaller?" after which he just stares at me unblinking for like 5 seconds. [editline]24th February 2015[/editline] And he really would show us his sketches without any prompting, his favorite was a cow woman with 6 ginormous tits in a skimpy bikini. proud work there dude. good job. please go away.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;47201460][video=youtube;dU_5S2kKJBY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU_5S2kKJBY[/video][/QUOTE] Holy shit, this can't be real, that was so fucking awkward.
[QUOTE=ElderLolz;47202366]I once went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard some 7th grader in one of the stalls taking the probably most satisfying shit ever, dude was grunting and moaning the whole time in there.[/QUOTE] Nothing weird about that, my morning shits consist of some weird fucking noises. It's manly.
Guess I'll jump in the weird guy at work wagon then. There was this guy who lasted about 2 months, he was....troubling? First of all, he was a furry. Now I have nothing against that, whatever floats your boat. The thing is, he actually showed up on halloween ( we could come disguised at work) in his fursuit. And it smelled [b]weird[/b] like fermented.....something. And sometimes he was a bit too in character. Second, he motherfucking [b][i]LOVED[/i][/b] to do innapropriate and downright creepy jokes. Like the sort of joke a serial killer would do. Like a dead baby joke, but even more fucked up and unfunny Third, he would always....ALWAYS get in other people's conversations. That was just fucking annoying though He later got fired for being caught several times playing WoW on the work computer.
When i was in 4th grade some fat guy in our class took all his clothes off and started running around the classroom and when the teacher walked into the classroom the guy running around started screaming and biting stuff
There was this one class I had where we had to make a flier for an event in Word. This kid sat right next to me an proceeded to copy everything I did to a tee. He obviously got a zero on the assignment because he used my name in it as well. :v
I have a friend who has a hole in his chair that he does stuff with.
[QUOTE=ElderLolz;47202861]Others here need two paragraphs to deliver the weirdness of the people around them. You already had us at hole in his chair.[/QUOTE] Video took a while to process but here you go. BTW this is 100% real and he's been like this since 6th grade when I met him. [video=youtube;I4XHrHtUYQY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4XHrHtUYQY[/video]
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