Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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I did not need to fucking see that,
I'm at work and therefore afraid to see that video.
What's happening in it?
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;47205161]I'm at work and therefore afraid to see that video.
What's happening in it?[/QUOTE]
Deepthroating the cam, kissing the cam, dryhumping of a chair
yuuuuup
Well I guess I got the stories of the weird people I work with.
I work with 3 other coworkers in a small division.
I'll code name them
England
Mark
Katie
So first of all we got mark, he is really quirky but what always gets me is that I am stuck with him in a small room sometimes and he has ABSOLUTELY NO REGARD for hygiene, like no shower or wear deodorant hygiene. Over the past two years it has driven me insane but I am usually too nice of a guy to do anything about it. Like if I come in that room after 3pm the room just smells of him and only him. He is my age and only works part time and doesn't go to school so I don't see his future going anywhere fast. Katie has also decided to try to make him as lazy has her and so far it has worked, but that is a different story.
The other guy is England, he came fresh off the boat and works with us too. Absolutely annoying to work with because he is dumb as a rock. In our job we have to number stacks of papers and organize them once they are processed. Not only can he only process half of the numbers of papers that I can in a day, he also duplicates numbers, skips numbers and can't put them back in the cabinets correctly. He does not have a car either and has to hitch a ride to work every day somehow. Also he works his own hours, he will show up super early or super late but the catch is that he will leave super early or super early. I have to end up doing some of the work that he is supposed to do for him but again my bosses really like me so I am holding my rage back till I switch departments.
Third is Katie, we go back to high school. You know how to see if you are really friends with someone ? Have them work with you 3 to 5 times a week. She has one of the worst work ethics i've ever seen, so bad it acts like a black hole making everyone around her work slower. Instead of improving at her job from when she got hired, she somehow managed to get worse but thankfully not as bad as England. Instead she will just work slowly to get the most money for the least amount of work and will sometimes try to "work" extra hours when no one is here. What really got me is that she NEVER logs off her computer and I always have to do it for her. This means when I have to punch in in the mornings, I have to log her off, log in then log in to punch. I once tried to nicely convince her to log off by changing her background screen and home page but this made her think she got a virus and got the IT department involved. Some stupidity can't be fixed and i've broken friendship with her as of a month ago.
And finally I have to be the maid for the other three people and I end up picking up after them.
Even though I basically have to carry everyone, I somehow still like my job because my bosses I work for are awesome.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;47201460]Second was one I worked with shortly who was a civil war reenactor. Creepy looking fella showed up with his mom. Probably because they had an actual civil war cannon. Anyway, I merely watched the reenactment from the sidelines, and [B]this guy took shit seriously[/B]. Hearing his voice over the intercom was creepy when it reverberated over the hillside. There were 2 things I noticed with him after the reenactment was over
1) He had a bumper sticker referring to the confederacy. Looks like he wanted to reenact for the wrong side.
2) He shared a hug with his mom that was a bit too touchy for a relationship like that.
I heard about him about a year later on TV, but not the way I expected.
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Most of us do. Speaking of which, please stop asking us for our opinions on slavery, those are the most fucking awkward questions to answer. We're soldiers, not plantation owners for God's sake.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;47208192]This guy showed up to the first day of 11th grade in a full tux.[/QUOTE]
This thread is for weird kids, not awesome ones.
I remember a kid in my Geometry class whom I found weird. Seriously, everyday he had some form of BS story to tell. Such as how he went outside his house one day when it was foggy, and swore he saw something out of Silent Hill. I told him he was lying, and laughed as if it was a joke. But he got mad at me, saying it really happened. I continued to laugh, thinking he was just trying to joke around. Apparently not. He also said he was "rich as hell", and basically tried to make himself look like something he wasn't.
One day, he came to class with blood just gushing out of his ankle, smelling like nothing but blood. He decided to sit in class, and play the guilt game with everyone to make everyone feel bad for him. Typically, someone would check out if their ankle is busted and gushing blood, not him. He stayed just to do that. He kept trying to show me his pants that were covered in blood, even put it on my desk. Made me nauseous as hell to see that.
He also had a thing for wearing fedoras. And trying to "parkour" around campus. Such as trying to climb up the brick walls in the courtyard, and vaulting over the half-walls in the courtyard, saying it was parkour.
Back in 10th grade, I had PE first thing in the morning. This happened to be the same time when all the special ed kids had their PE class too. Not normally an issue; they usually just stayed with themselves and didn't bother anyone. There was this one kid named George, who didn't seem to have anything too bad, but clearly had no clue of social cues.
So this one morning, I got to class early and had already changed before everyone else, so I went to the bathroom which is a little ways off from the locker room to piss. I was just enjoying my piss when George walks in and sidles up in the urinal next to me and cheerfully says, "Good morning!" I decided to be friendly and just say good morning back, and as he pulls his pants down (all the way) and asks me loudly, "What's your mother's name?" He was looking at me waiting for a response, but before I got to say anything, he starts pissing [i]everywhere[/i]. All over the wall, the ground, a bit on my shoe, anywhere but the urinal. I take that as my cue to nope the fuck out of there and I leave and head back for the locker room, fuck washing my hands.
As I'm leaving he shouts "WAIT" and waddles after me while pulling up his pants. I've had enough shit that morning so I sprint back to the locker room while he chases after me, fuck if I know what he wanted. I managed to get inside and ducked into one of the rows and sat on the bench to blend in with the kids still changing, and I see him running past looking for me. Pulled off some Assassin's Creed shit there, dear fucking god I hope I never have to do that again.
During a summer hire job picking weeds as a kid, I remember two guys being sent home after throwing bees and wasps at each other over a stupid argument. Later on, another kid cried his eyes out after putting icy-hot on his balls for five dollars.
That was a pretty special summer.
One time I managed to make this IT teacher I had think I was retarded. Basically in the class me and my friends would bunk off and dick around on the computers or do some dumb shit. Whenever there was a test on, everyone except me would cheat on account of it being easy and not knowing shit about anything in the test. During one test, I had done about as much as possible and had to wait for the period to end, so I decided to draw a dinosaur, a dimetrodon (which is technically a synapsid), and then I wrote a couple of sentences about what I remembered about the dimetrodon, which was surprisingly a lot seeing as I hadn't done any reading or learning about dinosaurs for several years at that point, either way it was more than what I had written as answers to the actual exam. The next time the class was on, the results were released, and the teacher asked my brother, who was in the same class, if I was 'an odd child,' or something along those lines, essentially wanting to know if I was retarded for real.
There was also this one christian kid who I had the displeasure of sharing a biology class with. He was rather well known at least among my circle as saying retarded shit. Such included:
1. The teacher was talking about parasites and mentioned that parasites do not actually kill the host, to which he quipped, 'But Miss, what about HIV?'
2. Teacher was talking about downs syndrome and that now there is technology to determine if the baby will have the downs, which can influence a decision to terminate the fetus or not. He then pipes up with, 'I wouldn't terminate the child, it's a waste of life.'
3. During a couple of classes on the topic of genetics, he kept asking the teacher why we weren't learning about eugenics, despite her multiple dismissals of the questions.
[QUOTE=Maud;47208771]During a summer hire job picking weeds as a kid, I remember two guys being sent home after [B]throwing bees and wasps at each other [/B]over a stupid argument. Later on, another kid cried his eyes out after putting icy-hot on his balls for five dollars.
That was a pretty special summer.[/QUOTE]
I am way more amused by this than I should be. :v:
Oh boy where to start. There were several head cases in my school, and they all came from the same family. Everyone in that house was mental.
The oldest of them was one year older than me, wouldn't stop talking about star wars ever and lost his temper incredibly easily. He had this autistic sense of justice and would often go and lecture other people about school rules. It was hilarious because watching someone yell loudly "That is a bad word and you should not say that people because IT HURTS THEIR FUCKING FEELINGS!". I remember him getting one of his trademark looney moments in the canteen, which resulted in him pouring his milk on a teacher after calling her a moldy old witch, and then kicking the principal in the nuts.
His younger brother was not quite as bad, but he had this weird obsession about being a janitor. He took it as far as insisting to the teachers that he needs access to the janitor's closet and would go completely insane if they didn't let him in. Usually he was allowed a yard broom on recess to keep him content. Once I saw him walking in the middle of the street with a snow shovel and a flashlight yelling at cars to make room for the snowplow.
Their dad was as bad as the kids, if not worse because he was older and still didn't know any better. He would casually take a shit in public often, beat his dog and have all kinds of circus going on in their backyard. I was walking back home from school once when I saw all the kids hanging on to a treetop and the old man was shaking the tree yelling at them to get the fuck down. The situation was made extra funny by the skinny tree swaying massively from side to side.
Still an odd one or two in my current class.
This guy made a song about where I live, and yes I still encounter the guy in my town with his friend who drives him to my town.
It's a little creepier when they both ask me frequently, where my tutor actually lives and the fact that they just found out where I really live and took the piss out of my house. I've yet to see anything related to me over the Internet but not too long ago I was associated with Ebola. Bloody immature.
In my sixth grade library, they had plush toys of Dr. Seuss characters sitting on the bookshelves.
This one kid named Niko would pose them in sexual positions. It was a common sight to walk in and see the The Cat in the Hat spooning The Lorax.
[b]Max[/b]
Holy fuck I can't believe I forgot about this guy.
So I was in 6th grade, you know, like 12 years old or something. Max was the one who introduced me to everything terrible, and probably lied about it. We all used to go to the library to hang out fter school (okay the library was like half outside and awesome do don't give me shit) and buy a bunch of soda and those candy necklaces (they were 5 cents AND you could bite the candy half-off and fling them at high speeds.) ANYWAYS Max would sometimes show up, out of nowhere. We don't know what teacher he had and he claimed to have gotten banned from school for beating up too many kids. He was this pasty white ginger guy with freckles, slightly overweight. Anyways, here is a list of handy Max Facts:
1. Explained to us, in detail, the process of sexual intercourse down to every detail. Keep in mind, this is before the internet existed for most people outside school (yes I'm old whatever)
2. Every time he would get us in a game of freeze tag, he'd punch your butt hole.
3. He claimed to have gotten a blowjob from a fellow class mate's mom.
4. Claimed to have had many girlfriends.
5. Flashed his dick several times on the playground, don't remember why.
6. Explained to us how to pick up girls and have sex with them, in a weird charades-style way.
7. Had us wrestle each other WWF style but would never join in, just watched and drank a Sunkist. Always a Sunkist.
8. Vanished one day, rumored to have gotten arrested. Never heard of him again.
We had a lot of weird kids at my school, due in part to the fact that we had a specialised autism unit for kids who struggled to get around at school, had a few cringeworthy types there. Here's a couple who stand out to me:
Photo courtesy of FB.
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[B]Kalem:[/B] Oh man was this guy a character, constantly bitching about stuff and speaking in a manner as if everyone else was on a lower social caste. When confronted with hard work he used to complain and try to get the TAs to do it for him (this comes into play in a little while) to the point he was able to spend his maths lessons playing one of those weird educational things that barely class as a game. He also had a weird fascination with stuff like Sonic and Red Dwarf to the point he used to bring in sonic plushies and frequently yell "SMEG" when pissed off about something. Oh, and he was in the same form as me so I ended up enduring the entirety of secondary school with him. The earliest incident I can recall with him was during a year 7 french exam where he got stuck. He started asking the TA for the answers only for her to tell him she couldn't do that, to which he started repeating his question over and over with an increasingly raised and agitated tone, before eventually screaming "GIMME THE FUCKING ANSWERS." When that failed and the TA prepared to remove him from the room, he quickly got up, yelled "SMEG" and started headbutting the door. Least to say, I almost suffocated during my attempt to stifle my laughter, as did the rest of the class.
Later on he started getting even worse, casually saying shit like "I want to kill myself" with a straight face all whilst headbutting the table or getting really pissy over the most minor slight and saying "I'm offended!" in the snootiest tone possible. Oh, and whenever someone said he had autism he used to deny it frequently despite the fact he was in a fucking unit for autistic kids. It was worst when I got forced to spend PSHE sessions partnered up with him but thankfully my plight was not endured alone - there was another kid by the name of Greg who was for all intents and purposes p chill, got along with him well enough and so I had someone to back me up when I needed it. Topping it off, Kalem's choice of hairstyle also frequently worstened fluctuating from mullets to emo fringes to Stevean Seagal type ponytails. I remember chuckling at something unrelated to him as I was passing by at the end of the day and he perceived this as an insult against him, so I got a detention because of it. I got a little annoyed about that particularly when he flashed me a smug grin, so I told him if he started bullshitting again and then laughing about it I'd make his nose look even more squashed than it already did and later on I got a threat from his mother about it on facebook, to which I answered something along the lines of "fuck you bitch I've got norton" in typical half-assed response. Then on our very last day of school (where for some reason we had to leave via the fire exit because as non-students we were tresspassing) I figured for just one last crack I'd snap a photo of him with one of his worst hairstyles yet as we were filing out of the assembly hall. Was worth it to hear him yell "I'll report you!" in a shrill voice.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CKjOlEw.jpg[/img]
From what I understand he's on a drama course at my college, fittingly enough.
[B]Andrew:[/B] Blonde kid to the left of Kalem in the above photo. Hung around with him a lot and had a really annoying tendency to talk to himself and quote from the Simpsons a lot. He also spoke as if he was constantly clenching his throat quite a lot.
[B]Jono:[/B] Slightly weird guy who had a really squeaky, yet softly-spoken voice. He seemed to like drawing a lot of furry art (Not explicit, just anthro animals) and struck me as the type who'd become part of one of those cringeworthy fandoms if you gave him the opportunity. He used to be close friends with Kalem to the point he'd bring in his Kingdom Hearts action figures and start playing with them along with Kalem's sonic plushies. Jesus that was cringeworthy, but otherwise he was a fairly nice guy - not a particular asshat or anything. I actually saw him in college a few months ago, he's dyed his hair but otherwise still the same guy.
[B]T:[/B] Not mentioning his full name because he was actually a p sound guy for the most part, had a tendency to mumble a lot when talking but otherwise I got along with him fine. Used to bring his DS in a lot and I could tell he was a Nintendo fan, though he had a few occasional quirks. He and Jono actually used to be close friends but some shit went on between them that fucked it up, I think. He's on the same floor as me at college and I have to say he's changed a lot since then, become an open MLP fan (he wears a t-shirt with MLP characters on it) and as of the past year has started dressing up as a cat person and walking around college as such along with another guy. Got this sent to me the other day :suicide:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/9tISdZo.png[/img]
[B]'Gollum':[/B] Probably the worst I ever had to deal with, his real name was Callum but for all intents and purposes we knew him as Gollum. Really scrawny kid with a head that looked even tinier ([URL="http://shpintv.com/images/2013/05/Rowan-Atkinson-younger.jpg"]imagine the shrunken head of Rowan Atkinson slapped on a street urchin[/URL]), and he had a really grating, squeaky voice and pronounced his Rs as Ws. One of the few people I despised almost as much as Kalem because he used to throw constant tantrums, telling staff he wanted them dead, hitting them, lashing out randomly ect, punched me in the chest once for no apparent reason during one of his rageout moments and I could've easily floored him if I so wished - all the staff later thanked me for not doing that - and he was generally a shit. He claimed his dad was an ex-cop who from what I understood was really strict, excessively overbearing and rather hypocritical (He got a suspension for drunk driving or some shit) and just struck me as a reason for why his son acted like such a cunt. Despite throwing tantrums all the time and getting suspended at least three times for stuff like threatening and hitting staff (three times means a permanent exclusion) he was always let back in and it really pissed me off because the support TA he had was really nice, never raised her voice or got angry with anyone. Eventually whilst I was in year 10 (he was a year 8) he said something about killing me, to which I promptly handed him a pair of paper scissors and get it over with. He looked at me, walked off and then proceeded to attack a year 7 kid who was passing by before threatening to stab the staff. I got a 2 day suspension for 'provoking' him but it was worth it, as he never came back in the end. Heard his parents shipped him off to a boarding school or something.
[QUOTE=GordonZombie;47213750][img]http://i.imgur.com/CKjOlEw.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
He reminds me of that guy from Derrick Comedy
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Man school was some fun shit. Gonna mention some situations and people that struck out as strangest or funniest. I studied in the biggest school in the country which offered both primary and pretty competent secondary education.
Primary school, years 1 through 9.
Had an odd fellow (somewhat mentally incapable or autistic) in first grade who casually shat himself during PE. Didn't know it until the whole small room (old indoor firing range in basement covered in mats) started to smell. And he walked away at some point.
That same bloke made it through the secondary school but he was generally awkward. Kept to himself but when he had the chance to talk to his few friends he was just obnoxious. He even passed medical examination for conscription I heard.
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One bloke from a family of alcoholics. A sad story really. He was from a small depressing rural village and the story with those places is usually the same in here. Unbreakable circle. These guys usually grow up there and die there.
But this guy was obsessed with tractors. The older the better. If old soviet tractors then especially great. Also he was somewhat awkward and hot headed. Got into fights a lot. Started drinking and hanging out with bad bunch way too early. Also I heard that he did really bad karaoke when he got drunk. Like singing really bad and out of the place national songs and also horribly. Bad grades, insulted teachers. Desperately tried to get a girlfriend but was always rejected. Got through primary school, even managed to get through high school but went to vocational school after that. Most likely a tractor driver today.
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There was also some quiet and most likely mentally challenged kid in my class too. He was alright though. He had really long and glorious hair. Liked LARP, drew madness comics and generally violent things into his workbooks. Since he was the only "special" kid in our class, he was picked on by us sometimes. He lost his temper really fast. He stabbed my best friend with a pen. But when we weren't picking on him and actually got along he was really fun. He wasn't popular or funny, but he was just a creative bloke and liked video games. Had an overprotective mum though. I hear he's doing better than I am. In more prestigious university than me. He still looks the same and doesn't have many friends though.
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Now there was my class's joker-guy. He was the funniest little shit. Like we got into so much trouble because of him. He randomly learned that when rubbing his nose with a finger in certain way he could induce an authentic sneeze. He managed to piss off our most strict teacher. Like shit that was some old lady. She happened to be me mum's history teacher too. Like in the beginning of every lesson we had to stand by our desks in orderly rows. And fuck if you didn't manage to do your homework or chatted with your deskmate you were off to the corner. And the aforementioned joker started to sneeze during her lesson, seemingly uncontrollably. Was she fucking furious. On the one hand, hey sneezing is only natural. But fuck was that messing with her lesson.
This guy wasn't particularly smart but he managed to get through primary school after which he fucked off to vocational school, which he promptly failed. Today he is an amateur rapper or some shit.
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Now there were more poor souls from alcoholics families. Two notorious cases come to mind. Both guys few years older than us.
First one was a very violent fellow. Like fuck he'd beat up random kids just if they were in his way or looked at him wrong, fucking violently too. Like he beat up little kids, years younger than he was. Teachers were fucking afraid of him. He had failed several years, but since primary education is compulsory he really looked like a fucking young adult among a kindergarten. Don't know why he hadn't been transferred to reformatory school. I managed to get along with him thanks to me knowing some beatbox. So whenever he saw me with his thugs he asked me to do some beatbox and let me go. Thank fuck for that. That guy was really brutal. Today he is a builder or doing some manual labor.
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And the second guy also few years older than us at the time. This one in school wasn't even that bad. He could mostly behave, but was still a major shithead. He bullied other kids. Took their shit. Got into some fights but wasn't that brutal a fuck. However in our year 8, he fucking did a bomb threat on our school because of some tests that he hadn't studied for. That day was fucking bizarre. Some people in my class who got along with him more knew that it probably had been him. He didn't show up on that day and had told someone prior the actual scare. I think he used his own cellphone for it too. Don't remember. And today he is a proper gangster. Maybe even a skinhead maybe. Looks like a fucking gopnik.
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AND these were only the dreadful first 9 years in primary school. After which I studied 3 more years in same school but for that secondary education diploma. These were better and funner times.
Most of my old mates did the same, i.e. continued in the same school. So my class in the beginning of junior high consisted of 7 cocks including me and like 25 vags. Shit was dreadful. So much pussy but you know some women are just so eh even if their looks are fine. So most girls were what I call chickens or hens. Your usual sassy bitches who only talk about who they are seeing and where and with whom they got pissed last night. Often didn't show up at the lessons. And they started dropping out from school like flies. Good riddance I said.
But enough of that. 6 out of 7 blokes were really fine (4 out of 7 were oldies i.e. we had studied in same school previously). There was actually an eight, but he stopped showing up in school after few days. He was a mad stoner and party animal though from what I heard.
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Now this one oddball of 7 men, was rather strange. Like he was a decent guy but I think he just managed to land among wrong kind of people. He seemed more mature than us despite being younger than most of us. Fairly early on he had a convo with one of the hens which went along the lines of "Hey, you seem like a fine and intelligent woman, so I thought of asking you out to theater". Don't remember which play he meant there though. But the hen being a hen freaked out and got some other hens to avoid him. We didn't care though. Later that year he started wearing stockings on his arms. Like proper stockings with holes cut into the end for fingers. Apparently he was cutting himself. He stopped coming to school. Finally dropped out. Later few months he is engaged.
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First day of school in junior year. Us old blokes were checking out our new classmates. And there was a glorious man-beast. WITH even more glorious beard. Like we were 16 at the time and had these awful milk-staches. But this guy was sporting a nice big and soft beard. We started to call him Beard. To this day he is Beard. We didn't even know for few months his real name. He was simply Beard. A good guy, a bit fat but funny as shit.
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Now there were some goofy guys in parallel classes. Nothing too bad though. One guy was a bit strange though. In lessons he usually sat somewhere in front. And randomly this guy just starting staring random people in classroom. Like once he started staring at someone he wouldn't break eye-contact unless you gave up and looked elsewhere or the teacher had to tell him to stop. Sometimes he did a full 180 in his seat just to stare at the person behind him. And if someone else told him to stop he'd just stare even more. T'was really creepy.
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But that's enough weird people. There really weren't that many strange people in high school really. However since we were bored a lot and sometimes had recesses spanning 40 minutes we'd find some funny shit to do.
My best friend (and me too) is really immature, and we love that. Usually during recesses we just play cards and maybe do some homework. Sometimes we get bored of that shit though. During one longer recess while some other classes still had lessons we'd head out to hallways and simply listen behind doors what's going on inside. Once there was an open door. Naturally we peeked in. Class was empty, teacher was behind computer doing her thing. So we thought of playing some prank or something. And while we are discussing, my best friends just goes right beside the open door and blasts a massive, trembling fart. Like we are talking big one. This wasn't no BRRRTT, it was more like BFLLLRRRRRLLRLFFTTTTTTTtttttssshhhhh. No shit the teacher heard that one. I think people behind some other closed doors heard that too. We bolted.
Some other time we managed to get an office chair wheels from the computer lab. Naturally we go rolling around with it. Giving each other rides. Mind you lessons were still going for others. So we are giving someone a ride. One of my friends rushes ahead and knocks on a random classroom door. We bolted. The guy on the chair did too. With the chair. In that position when you are holding the chair from under it. While still maintaining sitting position.
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[B]But the cream of the crop.[/B]
Even in secondary school we had class teachers. Our's happened to give us English lessons. Other than that class teachers just relayed info to us about events and important shit. She had a child from previous marriage, she was fairly young, maybe mid 20's. And fuck me. It was year 11. She had to leave. Apparently she was pregnant. Okay. Acceptable yeah.
There was however a strange rumour going around about a bloke from a parallel class. He had got somewhat close to our class teacher. Spent time with her during recess. His words were that he was getting help with English because she was his English teacher too. Okay sounds reasonable. Still a stupid rumour was started by my classmate that he had knocked her up. It sounded ridiculous but hey, it was funny.
Well fuck me. HE fucking did it. Our class teacher had twins. From a guy who wasn't 18 at the time, some 10 years younger than her and was her student. His class teacher confirmed it. Shit got awkward. We haven't seen our class teacher after she left. We really don't want to. And we were sure she didn't either. Both have happy pictures on facebook with children. Really fucking bizarre.
And that's all. Really long post. But I'm sleep deprived.
[QUOTE=valiant1k;47214273]So my class in the beginning of junior high consisted of [B]7 cocks[/B] including me and like [B]25 vags[/B]. So much pussy but [B]you know some women are just so eh even if their looks are fine[/B]. [B]So most[/B] [I][B]girls were what I call chickens or hens[/B][/I].[/QUOTE]
Dude.
What the fuck is your deal? Holy shit.
Okay, so this isn't entirely school-related, but it took place in a daycare sort of thing, so I guess it counts
This is about the most obsessive girl I'd ever met
For some background, there's this place which I am sure is exclusive to Las Vegas, Nevada, the city I live in, called Kids Quest which is this daycare sort of place found in most casinos here where parents who want to go to gamble, a sports bar, play bingo, or whatever and can't/don't want to bring there kids along, but had to bring them with into the casino because of some law that disallowed for children under 12 or something to be home alone. This Kids Quest had a huge fucking jungle gym of padded bars to climb on, tall slides, video games, and whatever shit a 6-11year old would care about. It also had a snack bar and a tower with an alcove at the top that lead to the tallest slide of the place, overseeing the whole place.
That being said, on the day of my parents anniversary, or something celebratory, when I was around 8-9 ish they decided to have fun over at a casino and drop me off at a Kids Quest. After talking with the reception desk and all that I played around for however long I was in. Eventually this girl who ill just call Mary comes in and takes over the alcove, who was about 14, which was really strange since the age range in Kids Quest is 6-11, so why a middle-schooler was here was beyond me. Now this broad was the most fucking obsessive bitch i had ever met. So after some time dicking around I decided to climb up this padded wall thing to get up to the alcove. Once at the top, I would inevitably met Mary, who, for some fucking reason beyond me, assumed that i was her "long lost younger brother" of something. Also take into account that she was, if i remember correctly, a fat, dark skinned mexican and I was this scrawny, white Asian kid, so I don't get where she got this strange idea from. Now this wouldn't be an issue since I could just run into the slide and escape this weirdo, which i did, but there was no escaping this bitch: she fucking dove into the slide after me and tackled me onto the ground and dragged me up back into the alcove. She was the type of person who would never let go of anything she has any liking to.
I made 3 other escape attempts, the first was another slide escape, which ended up in me getting tackled by her again; the second was saying I was going to get a snack, then proceed to never appear again, but no. This broad fucking followed me to the snack bar and watched me eat a cone of ice cream from the distance, and she, upon me finishing the ice cream, demanded we go back to the alcove. The third attempt was me pretending to take a shit in the bathroom, which was the best plan that I could've used. But holy fuck this chick, after she waited for around 5 minute she decide that I was a lying cunt trying to escape with the privacy as a shield, so she went into the mens bathroom, with 2 other kids taking a leak in it as well mind you, and fucking kicked the stall door open, breaking the goddamn lock and having that metal lock on the door smash off and hit me in the knee. From here she dragged me out of the stall, with my still pants off, all the way up the alcove. Imagine seeing me, this little kid, pants off and flailing around with this fat mexican chick dragging me. The staff for whatever reason didn't intervene, presumably due to this "kids just being kids" attitude.
After giving up escaping and accepting my fate, all this chick did was talk about 14 y/o shit a 8-9 y/o boy wouldn't know about or give a shit for fucking 2 hours about like how she hated her parents for hiding her lip stick, "love" problems, and the like. After an eternity passed, some divine deity decided this hell was to harsh for me and the intercom blared out, which was right next to the alcove so it was loud as hell, that my parents came to pick me up. Accepting this gift, I told Mary that I had to go, but she insisted they weren't my parents and demanded that id stay. Being this close to escaping the broad, I was not going to take this, so after demanding harshly how I was going she grabbed my arm and pulled me back and slammed my ass back down telling me i wasnt going to leave. I loudly yelled "fuck this shit" and kicked the broad twice in the shin, why the aggression i dont know, but i wanted to fucking leave. After kicking her shins I dove into the slide and slide down as fast as i could since I heard a loud ass donk of her fatass diving into the slide to chase me. I fucking bolted to the reception desk and slammed the door outside shut.
And that was the end of that. Afterward, my parents took me to a Krispy Kreme to eat some delicious donuts. I never thought escaping hell would come this soon or felt this great.
Fuck Mary.
[QUOTE=Scerelyn~;47215354]Insanity[/QUOTE]
"No... No... You stay"
I remember two guys back in highschool who were particularly weird.
One, we'll call him Jimmy, was a complete creeper, and was completely unaware of how much it showed in social situations. Jimmy would talk about his furry fetishes and erotic fanfiction as if it was completely normal conversation at every given moment. He would also follow my friends and I around everywhere as I expect he wanted to fit in, but he didn't do much else but annoy us. Jimmy especially liked to tell me about his fetishes and shit even when I'd told him to his face multiple times I didn't give a flying crap about his weird fantasies. For example, one typical day after school waiting for a ride he told me he wanted to have sex with a 'princess celestia blow up doll' and told me all about this edgy fanfiction alicorn devil character he came up with that he imagined was married to all the main characters in my little pony, like some kind of furry harem fantasy. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Suffice to say no one wanted to be his friend aside from the occasional new underclassmen. It bothered me to no end that Jimmy always seemed to want to be friends with me more than the others, because he really creeped me out.
The other, we'll call Bob, was far less abnormal, but essentially his schtick was claiming he was schizophrenic and being really proud of it. Bob would frequently tell us about his many split personalities in creative detail but typically just act otherwise normal, if a bit hyperactive. I never picked up on any real indication of schizophrenic behavior from him so I'm relatively certain it was something he invented to try to make people think he was interesting. It was a bit worrisome though because Bob sometimes claimed he would have violent blackouts - in a boastful manner as if it was a good thing, but I never witnessed him have one so I expect he was full of shit.
[QUOTE=valiant1k;47214273]insanity[/QUOTE]
so what i'm getting out of this is that the weird kid at your school was you
There is a guy at my work.
He drives me insane.
Unfortunately hes been here 2 years before me and since we're an office of only 5-8 people, its hard to just ignore him.
Hes just so fucking rude. Like, he can be a nice guy and he can be ok to talk to but hes also rude as fuck and yet nobody seems to do anything about it. I think its gone on for too long for him to stop though anyway.
For example, the office we are in is a group of guys, mindless insulting is funny, just a bit of laughs and bashing on one another, its fine and harmless. But hes really rude. Say that we're all just joking around, having a laugh and a topic that we're all talking about comes up that he doesn't like. He will be like "Stop talking about that, i don't want to hear it" and we'll have to stop or else he'll just sulk and be petty, even if its nothing bad at all.
Another thing is that if you're talking to him about something, and he will have opinions on it and then you end up telling your opinion on it, if he gets bored he will just be like "shut up, i dont care"
he never says please or thankyou.
I have/had this "Don't be a dick" sticker on my desk which i put on someones desk when they are "Dick of the day". It's just a little funny joke that we find harmless. He has never stated that he disliked it at all and laughed when we put it on other peoples desks. But when i put it on his desk for the next day because he didn't finish his job which i had to do. He came into the office, picked it up and ripped it up. Luckily another guy i work with who started around the same time and is good friends with him said something about it like "Just because you don't like it doesn't mean you have to destroy his sticker, just say you don't like it and he won't do it again". He didn't say sorry or anything, he just said "I dont like it and i don't want you to do it again". I was raging, it was just so pathetic, petty and childish, very selfish too.
Hes basically a moody child and i've taken to the method of not speaking to him unless he asks me something, he actually asked me if i dislike him the other day and i said yes.
I think hes been making it up to me a little by being less of a child but i don't know, i don't want to be friends with someone like that.
When I was in the 9th grade there was this guy who was pretty big, he was undergoing some kinda of testosterone supplementing program. Well he seemed normal at first but over the next day or two this guy was getting a little more aggressive.
Next day he walked into the locker room looked completely normal opened his locker and took his shirt off, Someone thought it would be a good idea to call him by his "nickname" Bitchtits or something close to that I watched this guy go from calm to looking like you just killed his dog holy fuck he was pissed he was screaming slamming shit around threatening everyone he storms out, He went down the hallway and was pushing everyone he gets to his next class and decides to stab some guy in the back with a pen.
Didn't see him much after that.
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this kid that went to my high school told everyone was a ninja, this is his profile picture.
no, he isn't being ironic.
[QUOTE=napalm_bomb;47217789]When I was in the 9th grade there was this guy who was pretty big, he was undergoing some kinda of testosterone supplementing program. Well he seemed normal at first but over the next day or two this guy was getting a little more aggressive.
Next day he walked into the locker room looked completely normal opened his locker and took his shirt off, Someone thought it would be a good idea to call him by his "nickname" Bitchtits or something close to that I watched this guy go from calm to looking like you just killed his dog holy fuck he was pissed he was screaming slamming shit around threatening everyone he storms out, He went down the hallway and was pushing everyone he gets to his next class and decides to stab some guy in the back with a pen.
[b]Didn't see him much after that. [/b][/QUOTE]
Ok first, I don't mean to be rude but use periods and commas. that shit is hard to read
Second, I guess stabbing someone while roid raging is a good reason to be expelled
Not that weird compared to some of the experiences here but still..
This one guy code-named Orly couple years ago:
Randomly walks up to classmate and me and casually explains his first time cutting his pubes and how it makes his dick look bigger. We barely knew the guy so we made a joke about it and he got offended.
Couple days later he has a fit with a different classmate, chubby kid working hard to get into shape.. spamming "fat-ass with cancer" on his Facebook wall.
Day after that we where throwing an eraser through the class at each other, kid throws it on Orly's back and he flips his shit and started bashing into the random guys spine, me and another dude end up pulling em loose from each other while they roll around bumping into random folks in the classroom.
While I'm restraining Orly, the random kid shouts some insults and I quickly told him to "shut the fuck up" to prevent the situation from going even worse.
Orly thanked me personally on how I helped him, told him to stop trying to fit in and leave people alone.
He continued his drama with the chubby kid via Facebook again, so a classmate and me proceed to spam his wall with a really bad photoshop of him taking some jizz on the cheek by two lusty bears.
No response..
The next day I get called into the schools office.
Our group study mentor turns out to be gay, I get a light slap on the wrist after I explain everything and show screenshots of the chubby kid's Facebook wall.
Orly obviously didn't think it was enough and reports me to the police for "cyber-bullying" and leaves the school.
He must have been a troubled mind and I kinda feel sorry for folks who behave like that, but man that idiot deserved everything he had coming for him.
Work Colleagues. Them weird mid 40/30s aged men in a work place of young teens yet he's the most immature there.
And I usually like working with older people because they don't chat shit or care... But sometimes you get the [I]other[/I] type
I mean one of them used to tell disgusting shit jokes. As in [I]actual[/I] shit in the toilet jokes. Which were ironically also shit. Not even funny shit jokes, if there even are any. Just shit shit jokes.
And he used to tell this to young prime of their lives 20 year old girls. Come on man...
There's this weird kid at my school named Andrew. He's totally fucking obsessed with Bruce Campbell and Evil Dead, he has like, 4 copies of Army of Darkness. He's a total fucking frea- oh wait, that's me.
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