Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;47250238]My school is next to an art school. There's people with oddly coloured hair but that's not even that weird anymore. There's this one dude who always wear a tophat with steampunk goggles in the bring and a really long coat that reaches to his feet. He also has a moustache on his face that looks like he draws it on everyday with brown makeup (?)
There's another dude with really bushy sideburns and a goatee, no facial hair in between. He has crazyeyes and mostly wears a flatcap. He also wear a jacket full of patches (which is pretty sick), he has huge earrings and a really weird haircut. I think but am not sure he always always wears short.[/QUOTE]
you've gotta [I]be[/I] the art there
[QUOTE=MilkBagz;47250781]you've gotta [I]be[/I] the art there[/QUOTE]
[t]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lona8mmTyX1qjf12k.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=greeley;47248873]Even when people tried to be nice to him, he'd just be a bit of a dick back and retaliate like we were trying to tease him.[/QUOTE]
That's a real thing, it'll make you paranoid like that if you put up with it or long enough.
Ah middle school.
[QUOTE=Mabus;47248975]There was one lad in my class who was always a bit odd, around a year after we left school he ended up murdering his mother by stabbing her 19 times after she burned his drug stash. He got life in prison. Read about him again and few years ago, he threw a kettle at a guard scalding him.[/QUOTE]
Jesus Christ!
We had this one kid, and in the middle of a class, he started cutting his nails with some scissors that the teacher gave him to cut something out of his book. He wrote some dumb nazi related shit in there or something. When everyone asked him what it was that he was doing, he kind of just looked around and said that it's perfectly normal.
There was also another time where he thought he was amazing because he nailed an Asian kid in the head with a Cake, because apparently she was a 'Paki Cunt'... We all try to avoid him now.
My "girlfriend" in kindergarten was convinced she was a cat. She would go around clawing at people and hissing, then getting ontop of picnic table and crawling around meowing. wtf
So I was chatting with friend today and he told some funny stories regarding his high school sophomore year in chemistry that I really wanted to share, about a dumb kid and a chemistry teacher
The first was the chem teacher Mr Walters, who was formerly the owner of Saturn Plastics Corp or something, which apparently "all good things must come to an end, and after 9/11 the company was declining and in 2008 I became a science teacher" to quote directly from his school's website profile bio.
This guy also believed he was an alien, and at his dad's funeral, he swore he saw a reptilian walking in the back and proclaimed that it was his dad, the undying. His proof? He apparently survived a car crash into a pole. Going at 90mph. And the police found no pulse on his body. Yet when his body was draped over with a cloth, he stood up and said "sup" to the medical people on the scene and walked home.
He also was really shitty at being safe when doing labs, or was just fucking retarded in general. One time he was demonstrating how to use a bunson burner, saying how the pipe connecting the gas should be loose and turned way up to maximize the flame and the looseness prevents an explosion. And, when he turned on the gas, he waited 10 whole seconds, then lit the gas. This created a huge pillar of fire which fucking lit the wooden cabinets on fire and the school had to evacuate as the fire alarm went off.
Second was when there was fire drill during a lab which the students had to use hot plates to dry up this solution to get crystals or something that was in a flask. Mr Walters just said to leave them on since well just come back and get them later. Some kid had the hot plate on fucking max heat and when the came back the fucking flask shattered everywhere and there were fragments of the crystal on fire on the hot plate.
Third and lastly was a demonstration of ideal/boyle's gas laws with a bunch of shaving cream in a sealed vacuum hood thing. When he asked what would happen when pressure decreased, he and the students guessed that the shaving cream would expand. When he turned the vacuum on and air was sucked out, the shaving cream decreased in size. Why? Because the fuck put shaving cream right on top of where the vacuum sucked out air, and he tried to play it off with weird reverse logic going "oh well the volume of air is increasing because of the air bubbles in the cream" or something. The next day my friend found out that the vacuum had to be removed from the classroom since the filters on it broke.
And then there's this dumb kid my friend had chemistry with, possibly the dumbest fuck he'd ever met
He only shared one story though, and it was during this chem lab that tested entropy/enthalpy/heat/thermo-fuckery by cooking a bag of popcorn with with a bunson burner (which sounds really dumb in itself). The instructions he was given was to get a metal sheet, lace the edge with a rubber circle band thing to avoid burns when holding it as it would go over the fire, poke a hole at the top of the bag to let air out, and not to directly place the bag over the fire. This kid fucking puts the rubber band thing in the middle of the sheet, puts the sheet under the burner, and used the rubber to catch the oil dripping out of the bag since this fuck poked a hole at the BOTTOM of the bag, where oil leaked out and poofed into a small fireball on every drip of oil. It wasn't until a cloud of billowing smoke built up and Mr Walters noticed and stopped the kid.
I have this friend that will use races as swear words.
In stead of "Dammit!" he will say "BLACK PEOPLE!"
Instead of "Shut up, asshole!" it's "Shut up, jew!" or "Shut up, Mexican!"
In Spanish class he said "I don't need to know this taco language!"
Why is this person your friend?
Well as it happens someone who was in my year at school is now on the sex offender's register
[url]http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/11821539.Sexual_fantasist_locked_up_for_grooming_teenage_boy_and_girl/?ref=fbshr[/url]
Didn't know him too well but somehow this was unsurprising.
[QUOTE=circuitbawx;47250738]Had an illiterate comp sci teacher who tried to distribute furry porn to students but I think I've already told that story
Basically he handed me a flash drive to transfer a file to him and he had a "Furoticon" folder on it
Other kids reported seeing it too and he got in trouble[/QUOTE]
The same thing happened at my Uni, but backwards :v:
One of the teachers was checking someone's work on a flash drive, and when he opened the drive, he found what he only described as "Weird things", followed by "I never want to see my little pony in that way again"
He now has a "never open anyone's flash drive" policy
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;47255093]Why is this person your friend?[/QUOTE]
my girlfriend does that sometimes
it's more of a funny quirk rather than anything malicious, it's not like she says it around people who would get offended
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;47255093]Why is this person your friend?[/QUOTE]
More importantly, why would anyone want to be friends with Cartman?
In 5th grade there was this tiny scrawny little kid with a lispy voice called Nathan. He was actually a perfectly fine dude. The problem was, I was pretty weird back then too so I kind of teamed up with these two bully-ish kids to make fun of him a few times for no reason just to seem cool and fit in.
I felt horrible about it even back then too
there was a guy from the special ed class comes in my uni cause every Thursday was obviously a wrestling fan (which is OK i enjoy a bit of wrestling myself from time to time)
anyways he was listening to Chris Jericho's theme at full blast
[video=youtube;XyxpAUYK6tY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyxpAUYK6tY[/video]
not only was it straight up blaring but was full on headbanging to it shit was hilarious
There was an odd fellow at my school who talked about pedobear as though it was his imaginary friend, and he touched my best friend's ass. Anytime he'd smile his eyes would have no emotion.
Not exactly a weird-kid situation, but worth mentioning.
During middle school, our assigned class was on the third floor of our building. Once the bell rang, everytime we went upstairs to reach the classroom, we would start screaming and purposelly bump into each other making animal sounds or pretending to be vikings.
One day the vice principal said during an annoucent that he was going to keep an eye for anyone who started stuff on the way to their classroom and he was gonna take "strong action" against anyone caught in the act. He never said when he was gonna do this, so many people still did stuff without getting caught.
It was a friday I think, the bell was about to ring and my friends were already prepared to scream upstairs with other people, but suddenly I manage to see the vice principal standing on the third floor looking at us, so I tell everyone to stay calm because we were being watched.
Everyone followed my orders, except by this one guy who did not hear me saying that the vice principal was watching. So we are half way upstairs and then this dude starts screaming, bumping with everyone and making animal sounds but everyone still remained silent and calm. He was literally the only dude dancing and jumping like that. Then the vice principal appeared behind him and suspended him for like week.
Middle school was pretty weird.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;47260631]Not exactly a weird-kid situation, but worth mentioning.
During middle school, our assigned class was on the third floor of our building. Once the bell rang, everytime we went upstairs to reach the classroom, we would start screaming and purposelly bump into each other making animal sounds or pretending to be vikings.
One day the vice principal said during an annoucent that he was going to keep an eye for anyone who started stuff on the way to their classroom and he was gonna take "strong action" against anyone caught in the act. He never said when he was gonna do this, so many people still did stuff without getting caught.
It was a friday I think, the bell was about to ring and my friends were already prepared to scream upstairs with other people, but suddenly I manage to see the vice principal standing on the third floor looking at us, so I tell everyone to stay calm because we were being watched.
Everyone followed my orders, except by this one guy who did not hear me saying that the vice principal was watching. So we are half way upstairs and then this dude starts screaming, bumping with everyone and making animal sounds but everyone still remained silent and calm. He was literally the only dude dancing and jumping like that. Then the vice principal appeared behind him and suspended him for like week.
Middle school was pretty weird.[/QUOTE]
How did this even become a thing in the first place?
I don't have any really particularly interesting or funny stories to tell, but I'll can tell a short story of why I hated my high school and the Student Ambassador's immensely.
So in my school a few years ago, there were a few computer labs, and one in particular was run by a man named Mr. Massato.
Mr. Massato was an old navy technician, and he was kinda rough around the edges, pretty crass and rude at times, and would sort of demean kids (like he called them a few names sometimes, but he did that to encourage them into actually putting effort into their work, in a very straight forward way), but he hardly got complaints and the kids and other staff loved him.
He was super computer savvy and even had an old oscilloscope from his naval days that still worked. One of the most interesting things about him though was that he was a big fan of animals. He had many fish, turtles, Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches, two snakes, a monitor lizard, and a piranha. He kept them all in the two rooms that he had in the school, both rooms being side by side for easier access.
He was the computer repair guy at the school along side another teacher, a math teacher (also a really cool guy, and they were both Italian), and me and my brothers learned a hell of a lot from the both of them.
So he had known for a while, and when summer rolled around in 2012 or so, the school basically told him that he was essentially becoming replaced by an IT, whom of which they paid around 50k a year or so, don't recall how much.
Massato also ran a group of kids who would volunteer to help him fix the school computers every weekend or so, and all he asked for was that the school would provide them with lunch. For a while, they did, but eventually, they told the kids to basically fuck off and bring their own lunch because they weren't "paid staff, and couldn't use the cafeteria". Needless to say, he was pissed.
But the final straw was that he was unable to take his animals home, so he asked to visit them over summer vacation, to which the school did not allow him to, nor did they give him the keys to his own room, due to the student ambassadors being on the second floor and the staff not wanting them to be "interrupted" or whatever. They told Massato that they'd make sure that the rooms would be checked and everything would be in order.
Found out later that what the ambassadors were doing wasn't work, but that they were having pizza parties and doing fucking nothing like incompetent stooges.
Massato didn't relent, and visited every week (don't remember how many times per week), but I think every time they denied him access.
After the two months of summer vacation, Massato was allowed back into his room.
Every single animal he had was dead. Both rooms hadn't been entered once over the two month period.
He left shortly after, and the computer labs had essentially fallen apart. Two other teachers left with him, and they were both great, too.
Now every computer had been replaced with Macs. :v:
(sorry about the spacing, might be easier to read this way)
*Bonus bit*
The IT is incompetent and he doesn't tell his kids what to do properly. NY schools had recently employed SmartBoards/Prometheans and such, and one time one wasn't working due to an audio issue. Turns out after the IT sent the kids, one of the USB cables plugged into the board wasn't even plugged into the laptop USB port, but rather both ends were plugged into the board.
He's still got paid, so before I graduated, me, a friend of mine, my brother, and the other cool teacher (the Italian math one) ended up volunteer spite fixing each computer before the IT was allowed to/informed to. Went on for two years.
Fairly certain he could've sued the school for neglecting his pets like that.
I have another story, so gather 'round, children.
During math class, (Algebra, I am in the 9th grade), we have kids in it who were left behind or failed the class. Mostly 10th and 11th graders. And these kids are literally the worst the school has to offer.
So, I, being the person I am, sit in the corner and stay quiet the entire class. Why? Because 9 times out of 10, the class is being interrupted with arguments with the teacher, religious debates, or just the 10th or 11th graders being obnoxious.
One day, oh, I remember it so clear, an 11th grader in my class, let's call him R, was wearing gym shorts on his head. He then got into an argument with the teacher about taking it off. Now R isn't the most intelligent kid in the world. He never comes to class, and when he does, he is either sleeping or fucking around.
This is how the conversation went:
"R, take off those trousers from your head"
"No, sir, my hair is mad messed up. I gotta look good for the females"
"R, if you don't take it off, I will send you to the administration (principal)"
~R stays silent and pretends not to listen~
By then my algebra teacher begins to call security.
"Sir you don't have to do that. This is my religion. And by God, Allah will strike you down"
He starts wrestling with the teacher to take the phone out of his hands, however it wasn't quite successful, considering he was suspended for like 3 months.
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;47261985]Fairly certain he could've sued the school for neglecting his pets like that.[/QUOTE]
Thought so too. I don't remember the reason why he didn't.
[QUOTE=LoganIsAwesome;47262619]I have another story, so gather 'round, children.
During math class, (Algebra, I am in the 9th grade), we have kids in it who were left behind or failed the class. Mostly 10th and 11th graders. And these kids are literally the worst the school has to offer.
So, I, being the person I am, sit in the corner and stay quiet the entire class. Why? Because 9 times out of 10, the class is being interrupted with arguments with the teacher, religious debates, or just the 10th or 11th graders being obnoxious.
One day, oh, I remember it so clear, an 11th grader in my class, let's call him R, was wearing gym shorts on his head. He then got into an argument with the teacher about taking it off. Now R isn't the most intelligent kid in the world. He never comes to class, and when he does, he is either sleeping or fucking around.
This is how the conversation went:
"R, take off those trousers from your head"
"No, sir, my hair is mad messed up. I gotta look good for the females"
"R, if you don't take it off, I will send you to the administration (principal)"
~R stays silent and pretends not to listen~
By then my algebra teacher begins to call security.
"Sir you don't have to do that. This is my religion. And by God, Allah will strike you down"
He starts wrestling with the teacher to take the phone out of his hands, however it wasn't quite successful, considering he was suspended for like 3 months.[/QUOTE]
There is actually a kid at my school currently who wears a pasta strainer on his head because that's his "religion". The school by law is unable to stop him.
So there was this girl, Caroline, that me and two friends were forced to room with on the grade 8 Québec trip. She was weird - whining constantly, high pitched and squeaky voice, and not one of us saw her shower or even wash her face the entire week. One day, she disappears. We can't find her anywhere in the hotel. She's not by the pool, in the lobby, or with anyone else.
After two hours and two unsuccessful searches later, we start talking about going to get teacher about it. We didn't care where she was, we just didn't want to get in trouble for losing our roomate. Just as we're about to leave to get someone to help, her fat little body emerges from the room's tiny closet. We ask her what she was doing in the closet of all places and she says to us, "I wanted alone time."
And then she got mad at us for watching TV at the ungodly hour of 8pm.
[QUOTE=LoganIsAwesome;47262619]
And by God, Allah will strike you down"
[/QUOTE]
"And by God, God will strike you down"
Amazing
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47263816]"And by God, God will strike you down"
Amazing[/QUOTE]
Those were the words that came out of his mouth lmao
One day in high school before homeroom, I was hanging out in the lunchroom with some friends. It was fairly loud, as a lot of people hang out in there during the winter.
Out of nowhere, this black kid with short bleached blonde hair starts screaming KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! at the top of his lungs.
Both lunchrooms were dead silent, and one of the campus security dudes just slowly walked up to him and took him to the principal of that particular building (the high school i went to is like a college campus, there was 8 or so buildings).
Once security left with him no one could stop laughing.
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;47263266]There is actually a kid at my school currently who wears a pasta strainer on his head because that's his "religion". The school by law is unable to stop him.[/QUOTE]
this is an actual religion
[url]http://www.venganza.org/[/url]
there has been a mayor elected recently that was a pastafarian too, he wore a pasta drainer as a hat while being inaugurated
[url]http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/pastafarian-sworn-in-wearing-colander-town-council[/url]
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;47267473][t]http://puu.sh/gooGB.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
There was a kid at my high school that once started a conversation with the math teacher about this game. She was like, fucking 50-60 years old, so there's no way she gave a shit. He would tell her about "sometimes he could get to level 3 without dying".
She replied with "Well, good for you!" in a tone that sounded genuinely interested. I don't know how she pulled it off.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;47079836]Oh man I have a video for this one.
When I was in high school I used to eat my lunch outside when it was sunny. I usually ate with the ROTC kids because it's like a big family and everyone knows everybody.
And then there was this kid. I never knew his first name, but his last name was Looney.
Yes. Fucking Looney.
So one day I was sitting with the ROTC kids eating lunch as usual, and here he comes with two apples in his hands. I didn't think anything of it until I saw what he did with them next.
He set them ontop of a trash can and headbutted them.
Yes.
Headbutted them.
I somehow by a miraculous stroke of luck managed to get it on camera
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi9wj25Fgq8&feature=youtu.be[/media][/QUOTE]
Holy fuck.
One of the guys I went to BCT and AIT with was named Looney, he was weird as fuck.
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