Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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I got a story to share,
my first week into my 2nd semester, i went to my fourth period, to my surprise all of my friends were in that class so i knew (or so i thought) that this will be a great class... until i saw this obese assassins creed looking fellow in the back just looking at us with murderous ( or so we thought) intent. Now i'll call him "B", Now ya see "B" while extremely smart and talented was a complete pretentious and a condescending prick.
If at any time you got a question wrong he would call you out and saw something like "oh my god, how can you be so stupid, or "you parents must have dropped you on your head" or something like that. Now i tried being nice to him,hell ALL of us tried being nice to him, but him and his hamburger helper looking ass would never stop being such a audacious cunt.
He would interrupt my teacher every dammed lesson to tell her either "speed up" or "that's not how you teach it" and he would constantly give you a shit stare. So one day, i actually think it was Thursday, Me and my friend T were talking and B walks up to the both of us, looks at T and says "Mmmm you're lookin really fine today aren't you" (those were his actual words) and proceeds to do an "Assassin walk" (i don't know what you call it) to the bathroom. So be has been in there for almost an hour and my other friend N asked to go to the bathroom. out teacher grants him that and he proceeds to go to the restroom. about 30 seconds later N runs into the classroom and yells "Yo!!! B be Beating his meat like it owes him money". every one in the class looks straight at T and T just says "well at-least i am someones reason to masturbate". the worst part was someone caught him on camera. he then switched out of our class and we have not seen him since. i have other stories if any of you are interested?
we all think B may have dropped out
I didn't really get to know too many weird guys, so here's a few different ones, none of which is super weird.
[B]Kindergarten Girl[/B]
In kindergarten there was a girl who had a [I]major[/I] crush on me, like when I was lying down on the couch maybe reading or just resting she would sneak up on me and then pin me down and drown me with hugs and kisses. I just wanted to do kid stuff and play with my friends and such, not be in a relationship and deal with sexual harassment and cooties. She also called me "Sleepy-Teddy" pretty much constantly.
Weirdly enough I kinda miss that nowadays :v:
[B]Classic Fat Geek[/B]
In elementary school, on grades 5 and 6, we sometimes did out PE classes with a class year younger than us (so guys on grades 4 or 5), and there was one guy who was absolutely terrible in it. I mean I was terrible at physical excercise as well, but he was on a whole another level of bad. One time we were running back and forth in the gym room for warmup, and this guy walks with his back hunched so far down that he just actually couldn't see forward, like this:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9Y80Oi8.png[/IMG]
Imagine his arms very quickly moving in a running motion.
So he ran around like that and of course he fucking headbutted someone who was just turning around, because he was staring at the floor.
When we were supposed to do rolls in the gymnastics class, he looked at the mattres with a [I]very[/I] puzzled face, as if he had no idea how to do it. In the end he kinda did it just sideways and didn't bother to retry.
[B]Two Odd Ones[/B]
In junior high there were two people who were friends with each other, both being kinda odd. One of them was rumored to have been masturbating in class, and he was overall very goofy, but not in a bad way (just very awkward). The other one was always scribbling in class ([URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1343369&p=43422909&viewfull=1#post43422909"]I told about this guy in the previous thread[/URL]) and he ignored the teachers completely and skipped classes quite often. Oh, and his name was Aleksi as well, and because he was fat he was sometimes called Fatlex.
[B]Anssi[/B]
There was also a "class clown" kind of guy, Anssi, who I kinda hated for a while because he was playing one of his jokes on me.
One time in PE we were doing orienteering, me and my pair got split up for a while and I got slightly lost so I had asked a guy who lived nearby if he knows where the jogging track was. So all in all I was wandering around for only about 10 minutes or so, nothing bit. But when I told my friend about this, Anssi overheard it and he started yelling around "HEY GUYS BORDE GOT LOST IN THE WOODS AND GOT RAPED BY AN OLD GUY" and he even fucking told the story to every teacher he found.
As time went by he stopped with the joke (gladly) and since he was a pretty funny guy I started to like him again. But he didn't really have a sense of shame at all.
There was once an girl that went every single time to the bathroom to cry if we said something about her. Seriously, Even if I said 'Hey, You don't mind if I edited an bit your story and made it better, Right?' I swear, I only added some more lore to her story. Eh, It's okay.
[QUOTE=upsideonion;47177367]theres a kid named alex who is basically a weaboo for germany. he knows about 35 words of german and says that he is "fluent" in it. when i wore my ushanka to school once he got really pissed off about it.
[editline]20th February 2015[/editline]
oh and he wears a fedora with an iron cross on it[/QUOTE]
so he decided to propose to the ugliest, nastiest girl in the school after dating for 4 days. he's in grade 9 :v:
We've got this right asshole in college.
He basically hoots and hollers whenever he sees any girl (and I mean pretty much any girl), much to everyone's annoyance. He keeps touching peoples hair at random too, including the two girls in our class, which is really fucking creepy. Guy has a habit of asking random girls "do you like me" and claiming he gets mad pussy too.
He also drives this tiny shitty hatchback car that he modified the exhaust of so it sounds really loud, and you can hear him coming or going from a mile off. Dude also keeps complaining in class "will this be on the test" and he is otherwise completely fucking inept. During a computer class we had to type up a report, and he fucking straight up copypasted a chunk of a wikipedia article without even bothering to even edit it at all. Idk why he hasn't been booted out yet.
That makes me think of this kid that copy-pasted a wikipedia page for a slide show presentation in high school. Didn't bother to edit it at all, and his face was red with shame when the "About Us | Contact | etc." showed up at the bottom of a slide :v:
The kid I'm typing about [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ykLJbV4woM"]recently passed away[/URL] so please forgive me if there are any mistakes in the post, I'm going through a lot of grief right now. These are some highlights from the life of Seth.
Seth used to always talk about how communism would overthrow the "evil and corrupt capitalist government of America", and always talked about how great Joseph Stalin was. He threw small fits of rage whenever the history teachers said anything negative about Stalin, which was practically all of the time.
Seth had some trouble finding girlfriends, so we tried to help him out in time for the homecoming dance. We tried pairing him up with the shyest, most anti-social girl in the school but even she didn't want to go with him. We didn't want to break his heart so we told him the reason she didn't want to go with him was because [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1449831&p=47089332&viewfull=1#post47089332"]the local druggy[/URL] was too busy fucking her brains out. Seth confronted the druggy after school and charged at him like a freight train and started slapping the shit out of him. This started a long and bitter civil war between the two, but it ended early because the druggy got sent to an alternative school.
Seth's exploits continued on without end. During lunch one day he opened up his wallet to try and find some money and we all saw a condom stuffed in there. We asked him if that was the only condom he had and he told us that he had some stashed away in his truck, or his "bed on wheels" as he calls it.
Seth was an avid believer in space lizards. One of my friends convinced him after showing him photographic evidence of them orbiting Saturn. During that same day we all went to a local fast food restaurant for homecoming week and we told Seth that the cashier raised the price of his food because he secretly hated him. He argued with the cashier for like ten minutes and the cashier had no fucking idea what was going on.
Nearing the day of his death, Seth started to go around the school giving people wet willies. They were technically dry willies because Seth didn't actually wet his finger before sticking it in peoples' ears. Seth was just going around shoving his fucking fingers in peoples' ears like it was nothing.
Seth's reign came to an end when he was inexplicably poisoned. He died surrounded by friends.
[IMG]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs42/i/2009/103/3/f/Space_Lizards_by_johannachambers.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=tempunary;47459433]Seth's reign came to an end when he was inexplicably poisoned. He died surrounded by friends.
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jesus fucking christ I thought he actually died before I watched the video
There was this girl I went to elementary school with who was scared of Magic School Bus. Literally every time we'd watch a Magic School Bus video, she'd have to leave the room and sit in the office because she was so scared of it for some reason. I remember her crying and screaming the first time the teacher put one on before they knew.
[editline]5th April 2015[/editline]
I just realized I've never told the story of "The Poo-Poo Bandit" in this thread. I'll write up the post in a bit but holy shit it was a mess (literally). Let's just start this off with the pretense that the kid who did this was arrested at age 13 for sexual assault on a 10 year old. I'll write the whole story up and post it tomorrow.
[QUOTE=tempunary;47459433][IMG]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs42/i/2009/103/3/f/Space_Lizards_by_johannachambers.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
After seeing this image, how can anyone deny the existence of space lizards?
I have a new classmate with a sad background.
I heard that he got Leukemia and left of absence for a year, then he came to my shitty school. (thats why he's a year older than us)
Before that he was in a very good school, had nice figure and good grades.
After a year of fighting Leukemia, he came to our school (low grades can enter),
he started acting weird and doesn't like to talk much.
There's a girl in my school who seems intent in turning herself into a computer.
[QUOTE=FullStreak12;47463030]There's a girl in my school who seems intent in turning herself into a computer.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like your traditional transhumanist Tumblr fanatic.
there's a lot of people j.o.-ing in school bathrooms huh
[QUOTE=Limed00d;47463284]there's a lot of people j.o.-ing in school bathrooms huh[/QUOTE]
All they want to do is JO with a Bro so their crystals can glow.
[QUOTE=ElderLolz;47449793]He just sent me a voice message saying "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL" on whatsapp out of nowhere
My sides[/QUOTE]
If I may ask, were [B]any[/B] of his Mermaid Man impressions any good?
You know, I thought I'd be writing about the guy that talks about memes and wears a leather fedora every day in my English class, but as I found out, he's actually a really okay guy. The memes get annoying sometimes, but he knows when to stop talking about them.
The true weird kid is a guy named Matt. He's got an Einstein-ish hairdo and has white glasses with no lenses in them. Always wears the same clothes and I'm pretty sure he washes them monthly after the last time he walked past my desk. He also carries around this bigass water jug that I swear to god has Vodka in it considering he seems pretty buzzed when he shows up and the bottle's mostly empty. Whenever he talks to someone directly, he's always looking slightly upwards so people can see into his nose. Woe betide all that are unfortunate enough to peer into the rabbit hole. He also randomly takes out a bigass laptop and blasts DMX during our class breaks. The first day of class when my teacher announced that we were having a break, he immediately blasted it at full volume and nearly gave someone a heart attack.
Best part about him though is his "speeches" that he gives whenever he presents something or answers a question. Every single response, no matter what the topic is, he'll turn it into something about "junkies in the government messing with the economy and our society". We're sitting there talking about how The Dark Knight has underlying political themes and he blurts out something about how the government is full of junkies trying to control everyone and he goes on about it forever, looping into the same sentence over and over again. Longest he's ever been allowed to free rant was almost six minutes straight, so I have no doubt in my mind that he could talk about the same thing for hours. Shit, the first day of class when he showed up a half hour late, he went on a rant after my teacher coughed once. His exact words before descending into a chaotic tirade were "Oh god, are you going to be coughing like that all year because there's a million of you sick people out there". Exact words and straight to the teacher's face and in front of about 20 other people.
And now for something completely different.
A post in the confession thread reminded me of a time that I almost died drowning. I was in my first swimming class when I was little and one odd kid kept dunking my whole body under the near deep water. Even when I tried getting out he kept his hands on my head and I kept trying to gasp for air. It wasn't until my parents started screaming my name from across the pool area (my parents stayed a bit longer to see how I was doing in class) that my instructor figured out that something was wrong. I was pulled right out of the water and went back home. I never took another swimming until years later when I was about 10-14, and I never saw that kid again.
What the [B]fuck[/B] was going on in his little five-six year old mind when he was dunking my body in the water?
[QUOTE=Spastik2D;47492029]You know, I thought I'd be writing about the guy that talks about memes and wears a leather fedora every day in my English class, but as I found out, he's actually a really okay guy. The memes get annoying sometimes, but he knows when to stop talking about them.
The true weird kid is a guy named Matt. He's got an Einstein-ish hairdo and has white glasses with no lenses in them. Always wears the same clothes and I'm pretty sure he washes them monthly after the last time he walked past my desk. He also carries around this bigass water jug that I swear to god has Vodka in it considering he seems pretty buzzed when he shows up and the bottle's mostly empty. Whenever he talks to someone directly, he's always looking slightly upwards so people can see into his nose. Woe betide all that are unfortunate enough to peer into the rabbit hole. He also randomly takes out a bigass laptop and blasts DMX during our class breaks. The first day of class when my teacher announced that we were having a break, he immediately blasted it at full volume and nearly gave someone a heart attack.
Best part about him though is his "speeches" that he gives whenever he presents something or answers a question. Every single response, no matter what the topic is, he'll turn it into something about "junkies in the government messing with the economy and our society". We're sitting there talking about how The Dark Knight has underlying political themes and he blurts out something about how the government is full of junkies trying to control everyone and he goes on about it forever, looping into the same sentence over and over again. Longest he's ever been allowed to free rant was almost six minutes straight, so I have no doubt in my mind that he could talk about the same thing for hours. Shit, the first day of class when he showed up a half hour late, he went on a rant after my teacher coughed once. His exact words before descending into a chaotic tirade were "Oh god, are you going to be coughing like that all year because there's a million of you sick people out there". Exact words and straight to the teacher's face and in front of about 20 other people.[/QUOTE]
:V
I would've laughed if I was there.
We had a student on our course... He was a bit weird, unwashed and a little bit greasy - Stereotypical nerd, if you like.
Anyway, he seemed like an okay guy. Thought he was pretty switched on about about computers/networking shit like that (the nature of the course). Kept mostly to himself, but was happy to chat with people when they spoke to him.
Now, our class was a bit of a rowdy bunch. So much so, the tutor used to use classroom monitoring software (could see our screens, shit like that). The software was shit because when the teacher turned it on, our screens flickered black for a second, so we could switch back to work.
One day this happened, this kid ripped all the leads out of the back of the PC. Every single one of them.
Roll on a couple of weeks, he stopped turning up to class. Someone asked our tutor about it asking where he was. She didn't say anything specific, but said to look in the papers.
Turned out he had been arrested for being a paedophile.
So yeah... that's my "Weird Kid" story.
I used to be in a school with quite a lot of weird people, but there was one person who managed to stick out as the weirdest of them all.
He was your standard socially awkward person, but sometimes he would pretend to... be a dog.
I'm not even kidding here, he put on a collar with a leash, brought his own dog bowl and would then crawl around the stairs at the school entrance barking at people.
Here's a video of him :v:
[url]https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=514242858616865&set=vb.100000934652405&type=2&theater#[/url]
There is this one kid at my college who thinks everything is gay. Everything. Now, I'm not too bothered when somebody says "That's gay" or whatever. However, the professor is giving a lecture on the Butyl group, and he calls Butyl groups "pretty gay". I have yet to find anything gay about four-carbon alkyl radicals, but I'm sure some day I will see the light :v:
[QUOTE=tob;47502964]
One day this happened, this kid ripped all the leads out of the back of the PC. Every single one of them.
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What are leads?
[QUOTE=NixNax123;47504439]What are leads?[/QUOTE]
Cables.
[QUOTE=NixNax123;47504439]What are leads?[/QUOTE]
I think he means the cables on the back side.
[IMG]http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20070305/Backside-Computer-241170.jpg[/IMG]
Cables/leads. Thought they were interchangeable words. Apologies if not.
[QUOTE=tob;47504666]Cables/leads. Thought they were interchangeable words. Apologies if not.[/QUOTE]
It's a UK/US english thing, like "chips" and "fries".
A guy in my art class printed off 120 pictures of Pocahontas and glued them around the art classroom. Everywhere you looked, pocahontas. It was terrifying and hilarious at the same time.
[QUOTE=Katsuie;47504134]I used to be in a school with quite a lot of weird people, but there was one person who managed to stick out as the weirdest of them all.
He was your standard socially awkward person, but sometimes he would pretend to... be a dog.
I'm not even kidding here, he put on a collar with a leash, brought his own dog bowl and would then crawl around the stairs at the school entrance barking at people.
Here's a video of him :v:
[url]https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=514242858616865&set=vb.100000934652405&type=2&theater#[/url][/QUOTE]
This is the first time I've felt sorry for someone in this thread.
I've got another story to share
in my 10th grade year i heard a story about a black girl who thought she was a vampire, now in america this is a pretty normal thing to hear, But what i was also told that this girl AND her "boyfriend" (i never saw them talk till the end of the school year) would drink her period blood (yea you read right).
Her FUCKING period blood, and the worse part is that sometimes they would do it in school... And then after drinking it they would make out! Why, i don't even know. But one day i met this seemingly ordinary chap (or so i thought) and we became acquaintances. The more i got to know him the weirder he got (And living were i live you meet allot of weird ass people). He started telling me about how he thought (knew) he was a werewolf vampire,
Now that set off an immediate red flag, One of the worse things about him is that he would go in public with one of those wolf tail butt plugs in him and wolf ears on his head, and he would howl. I don't know were in the autism spectrum he falls in and lo and behold his girlfriend has the black chick who thought she was a vampire,It was a match made in hell.
To this day i am so damn glad i don't drink from others because he would always offer me a sip of his drink. Later on the vampire/werewolf guy Got suspended for wearing one of those finger dagger things To school. he later dropped out while his girlfriend graduated.
[img_thumb]https://www.medievalcollectibles.com/images/Product/large/MC-FM-483B.png[/img_thumb] <---- Finger dagger thing
I am trying to remember More story's of the weird people I've met in high school. There was this one guy that we thought was going to shoot up the school but that will be in another post
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