Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=tob;47502964]One day this happened, this kid ripped all the [del]leads[/del] [I]cables[/I] out of the back of the PC. Every single one of them.
Turned out he had been arrested for being a paedophile.[/QUOTE]
I don't see the connection here. What does this story mean? :L
Last week of Sixth Form before Easter and the group of 'well 'ard'' Year 11 boys are stood in a circle. Suddenly some Year 8 runs up, says "CIRCLEJERK!!!", gets in the centre of the group and starts turning in a circle whilst slamming his pelvis towards the boys. Everyone stood there for about 2 minutes just like "wtf". Luckily, my History teacher asked me to help him with pre-class set up so I got away from the scene.
Or so I thought. When the rest of the class came in, I was sent to get textbooks. Come back and the Year 8 is sat at the back of the class. Directly behind me. I dropped those textbooks on my feet and it fucking hurt. He better not be there when I go back.
This happened a little before I got to my university (maybe the semester before?), but apparently there was some seemingly-normal dude that murdered some of the cats that ran around campus, mutilated them, and left them in places where lots of people went. He even killed the president's cat, wrapped it up in wrapping paper, and left it on the president's doorstep. I'm glad I wasn't around to personally see the Cat Killer's work.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;47103316]You have an Alexander too?
Well he didn't go to my highschool so this is kinda cheating, but I ended up in a skype group with mostly late highschool aged guys and they have all these horror stories about another kid named Alexander. Well he used to be in that same skype group, but we all made a new one and excluded him because he's that bad. So I have met the guy through skype.
[url=http://i.imgur.com/krI9JC8.png]He ruined one of my DnD games.[/url]
He writes horrid MLP crossover fanfiction.
He's obsessed with Hatsune Miku.
He's failing some of the easiest classes at his highschool, but he still expects to go to some really good game design college or something.
He will go to ungodly creepy levels to try to appeal to people. (Once he linked some lewd pictures in the skype chat of a fetish I'm into that I know 100% he's not into. To this day I have no goddamn idea how he found out it was my fetish. That still worries me.)
He is near Chris Chan levels of obsessed to get a girlfriend and have sex.
He once just sniffed a girls hair and then just starred at her for like 5 minutes.
He also followed that same girl home from school, walked into her house, changed her computer's wallpaper to some anime garbage, and then proceeded to read her a MLP fanfiction he wrote. We know he did this because of how proudly he told us, and how the girl confirmed how mush of a freak he is.
Need I go on? Cuz there's more. All he has going for him is he's not as bad as the kid who shoved a MLP sex toy into my face (no I'm not gonna retype that whole story. I'd rather just forget the smell thank you. If you want to read it that bad, it's in another one of these threads from like 2013)[/QUOTE]
I know this mongoloid/troglodyte fuckwit in person.
RIP in peace Megan, she was a sweet girl and good friend. (Not actually dead but it scared her for life.) I had to scan his shitty fucking anime trash drawings, cause I can't say no to people who are asking help in my 5th period cause as a Teachers Assistant, that's what I do, I help.
I will never forget the putrid smell of what maybe decades of oil and dead skin cells.
RIP in peace me as well while we are it.
[QUOTE=Nightscout;47513381]I don't see the connection here. What does this story mean? :L[/QUOTE]
He didn't want the teacher to see his screen.
[QUOTE=Ott;47515253]He didn't want the teacher to see his screen.[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck, wow, that's... He did that shit at school, Jesus.
[QUOTE=Ott;47515253]He didn't want the teacher to see his screen.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't he get caught anyway? Doesn't the school have some sort of internet security to block those sites?
Hah, those are often rubbish. For example, at my school youtube is blocked for reason 'alcohol' {funnily enough so is infoseek.jp}, but the sites e621.net, danbooru, efukt, etcetera arn't blocked at all. Which is why a dedicated fan following of school fappers developed. It took 6 months of constant reports and sending images of nsfw content to the administration to block just 1 of these websites, and they fucked that up as well by only blocking the root directory.
[QUOTE=Aircraft;47515915]Hah, those are often rubbish. For example, at my school youtube is blocked for reason 'alcohol' {funnily enough so is infoseek.jp}, but the sites e621.net, danbooru, efukt, etcetera arn't blocked at all. Which is why a dedicated fan following of school fappers developed. It took 6 months of constant reports and sending images of nsfw content to the administration to block just 1 of these websites, and they fucked that up as well by only blocking the root directory.[/QUOTE]
aclohol
"Showing search results for 'alcohol'."
bypassed
On the topic of blocks, our school has some really buggy firewalls. It had numerous times blocked sites for reason: educational/reference.
[QUOTE=Aircraft;47515915]Hah, those are often rubbish. For example, at my school youtube is blocked for reason 'alcohol' {funnily enough so is infoseek.jp}, but the sites e621.net, danbooru, efukt, etcetera arn't blocked at all. Which is why a dedicated fan following of school fappers developed. It took 6 months of constant reports and sending images of nsfw content to the administration to block just 1 of these websites, and they fucked that up as well by only blocking the root directory.[/QUOTE]
This makes me wonder if my school blocks those sites but at the same time I'm not going to go to a porn website at school
While taking an econ final in my regular class i had to sit next to this kid who never brushes his hair and has a thousand mile stare like he wants to shank you. The entire test he angrily breathed through his mouth while ge stared at me taking the test. I tried to put headphones in to block it out but he was so loud that the only volume which blocked him out would break my concentration.
I could feel his eyes on me the entire time
[QUOTE=Aircraft;47515915]Hah, those are often rubbish. For example, at my school youtube is blocked for reason 'alcohol' {funnily enough so is infoseek.jp}, but the sites e621.net, danbooru, efukt, etcetera arn't blocked at all. Which is why a dedicated fan following of school fappers developed. It took 6 months of constant reports and sending images of nsfw content to the administration to block just 1 of these websites, and they fucked that up as well by only blocking the root directory.[/QUOTE]
When I volunteer at my siblings' elementary school library I watch YouTube videos between classes that come in. It uses some web filter that redirects you to a "safe search". I tested it by searching a GTA V trailer. Not only was I able to watch it from Rockstar's channel, but it embeds the video into a custom page so I didn't have to sign in for the age verification.
gj filter
On topic, the only weird kid at my school of note is a typical fedora/trenchcoat wearing guy who looks like he doesn't shower often. It's strange because he was a perfectly normal dude a year ago. His Facebook got so bad I removed him because he was saying some awful shit.
So, I have this kid in a few of my classes named Tyler. My highschool has an IEP for me because I used to be a SPECIAL, and I got my shit straightened out. Anyway, this means we share a class for IEP students.
Tyler is around 250-300 pounds, and is a senior. He comes into school every other day, and will usually just browse the internet on his tablet until he gets bitched at. Getting bitched at ranges from cursing at the staff [IEP, can't do shit]
to screaming and bitching and threatening people. He uses two chairs when he comes to class, and it's overall a more or less sad/funny experience.
So, in the beginning of the year I head to my fith period class, and remeet Tyler, a kid from Bosnia, and some freshman. (Junior right now.)
Bosnian Kid and Tyler immediately start throwing verbal smackdowns across the room. Immediately, he's told to quiet down and the new kid is reprimanded for engaging Tyler.
They have many more fights like this, eventually getting to the point where Bosnian kids gets out of his chair, and is ready to fight Tyler.
Our on site police officer rolls around, bitches at both of them and nothing happens.
So, this continues until around december, and then Bosnian kid moves away.
The other kids in the room, Jon.
He's our chill tiny mexican senior who looks like he should be in 7th grade. No qualms with him, pretty cool guy actually.
James, this guy is basically slightly less spergtastic then Tyler but more in a freshman sort of way. On a scale of weird/annoying he gets a 7/10 where Tyler can ramp up to 9.9/10.
Likes to use terrible memes that are hilariously outdated. Has been threatened numerous times with having his computer taken away from him.
Chris, another mexican kid. He's a freshman, and decently not annoying. Actually pretty chill when he's not being a freshman scumbag. Has provided me with dip so that's cool.
Anyway, special mention go out to [Unnamed Weird Freshman Girl] because I never gave enough shits to remember her name.
She's most likely a feminist, complains sometimes when the teachers don't carefully explain work to her and make it easy to understand. Around 200-220 pounds. Always has headphones on.
When went on one of her tirades, after she left our hella cool SPECIAL ED teacher told Tyler he should ask her out.
That's it for now, if you want more please ask.
At my old high school, you could look at any site just by putting in https instead of http. I wonder if Gary coded it.
there's this kid in my second block that is like... weird as hell. he babbles weird things in class, and when asked what he said, he just stares at you with a blank stare. he also smells like he hasn't had a shower since he was born, it's seriously bad. I have to cover my nose when I'm near him so I don't puke. and he always jokes about our lockdowns, which worries me. one time I remember him saying "oh man, I wonder if we'll have a lockdown today" in the most enthusiastic tone, like they're fun. he also has this really distinct laugh. you can hear him from 30 doors down, it's so loud. he's a major hypocrite too, he snitched on 5 kids who had their phone out, when these kids were texting home asking what they needed to do from their parents, yet he has his phone out all the time in class. I'm surprised he hasn't been knocked out by the kids he snitched on yet.
[QUOTE=da space core;47516976]On the topic of blocks, our school has some really buggy firewalls. It had numerous times blocked sites for reason: educational/reference.[/QUOTE]
A large number of students got locked out of their accounts for looking up dicks and vaginas [I]for a school project[/I]. The health teacher had to go to the office and tell the tech to unblock everyone's accounts.
I was always an awkward kid growing up, but reading about all these strange people makes me feel grateful that I'm not the dullest pencil in the box. Thanks everyone.
Literally everyone in my classes had ultrasurf or something like that. Every computer in the lab would have Youtube, Facebook, Newgrounds, and other blocked sites up and at that point the school staff didn't give a shit. It was only on the PCs though, so people used the PC half of the computer lab for internet browsing, LAN Minecraft, and any old FPS while the Mac half had people completing papers and camwhores taking pictures of themselves using Photo Booth.
That reminds me, actually, of a girl at my high school who was rather detestable scum. High ego, low intelligence, and one of the biggest narcissists you'd ever have the displeasure of meeting. I had to sit next to her in Chemistry, and on multiple occasions when the teacher would place any tools on the table she'd immediately lunge for whatever of the tools looked nicest yet did jack shit for the lab. The teacher would also ask her questions and she'd answer the stupidest questions you can formulate.
"Grace what does Ph stand for?"
"Umm... Po-tack-ium[sic]?"
The worst thing I ever learned of her and the thing that made me OCD about my computer Desktop was when I saw her desktop on a Mac.
Now see, all she EVER did during lunch was go to a Mac, open photobooth, and take pictures of herself. Never with friends. TBH I'm not even sure if she had people she could call friends but she didn't seem concerned with others. But I saw her desktop and
Every.
Single.
Picture.
Was saved there. You could barely see the background (which was a picture of her. Most of her things, such as her phone wallpaper, every class binder, and ever her phone case had her face on it) behind all the files. There were legit thousands of these tiny jpgs all over the screen.
She wasn't even attractive either. Like she wasn't butt ugly but it wasn't something you want to look at for very long.
Last quarter, for a performing arts gen-ed requirement I took a jazz appreciation class. First day of lecture, the professor asks the class what we knew (or thought we knew) about jazz music - artists we knew, songs we've heard, etc. After a few seconds of hesitant silence, this short, squirrely kid draped in a visibly oversized hoodie puts his hand up and blurts out, "Cowboy Bebop." There was a short silence, then the professor sort of brought the awkwardness down by saying something like, "Oh, okay, like the theme song for the show? Yeah, sure, that's jazzy. What else?" Some other students and myself say stuff like, "Miles Davis," "Benny Goodman," a few other mainstream/known musicians. So then, the professor begins talking about music in [I]general[/I], trying to appeal to the class and get others involved. He asks, "So, [I]when[/I] do you guys listen to music?" That same kid's hand shoots up, and even though I was sitting behind him I could hear the smile on his face as he said it: "When I'm on League." Some audible grimaces and quiet groans... after an "Uhh.. okay.." the professor segued into comparing active listening with inactive listening, ie. when playing a videogame. I think the kid must have been aware of the room's reactions though, because he never said a word in lecture for the next 10 weeks of the class.
[QUOTE=Furioso;47530586]Last quarter, for a performing arts gen-ed requirement I took a jazz appreciation class. First day of lecture, the professor asks the class what we knew (or thought we knew) about jazz music - artists we knew, songs we've heard, etc. After a few seconds of hesitant silence, this short, squirrely kid draped in a visibly oversized hoodie puts his hand up and blurts out, "Cowboy Bebop." There was a short silence, then the professor sort of brought the awkwardness down by saying something like, "Oh, okay, like the theme song for the show? Yeah, sure, that's jazzy. What else?" Some other students and myself say stuff like, "Miles Davis," "Benny Goodman," a few other mainstream/known musicians. So then, the professor begins talking about music in [I]general[/I], trying to appeal to the class and get others involved. He asks, "So, [I]when[/I] do you guys listen to music?" That same kid's hand shoots up, and even though I was sitting behind him I could hear the smile on his face as he said it: "When I'm on League." Some audible grimaces and quiet groans... after an "Uhh.. okay.." the professor segued into comparing active listening with inactive listening, ie. when playing a videogame. I think the kid must have been aware of the room's reactions though, because he never said a word in lecture for the next 10 weeks of the class.[/QUOTE]
At least he seemed aware that he was being annoying. I hate the kind of people who act like that and are completely oblivious to how obnoxious they're being..
This guy, let's just call "John" is in most of my classes. He's a bisexual and I respect that but he constantly tries to shove it in my face and tries to dodge trouble using that excuse. He was pretty cool before he came out of the closet so we were kinda friends, but now all he does is ask me how his eyeliner looks/go on RP forums/show me gay porn. When I tell him to fuck off he gets all touchy and asks if I'm a homophobe.
Geez.
Also, this kid named Matthew who's one year below me. I have a circle of friends who play dota and once, one of my friends met that kid. So my friend was talking about dota with another friend then that kid blurts out about how much better dota is than league. They ride the same bus so the kid spent the next month talking about how much dota was better and how league was "pay2win" until my friend made an active attempt to avoid him. He just never realized how obnoxious he was and once he saw me talking about dota he's been tailing me and talking about it nonstop.
Oh, and apparently he would always have his mom take him to the bus stop.
Good riddance.
I was weird in school. Well, only in the later years. But I always had a morbid side to my playfulness, for instance; Pre-k, I had a chucky doll, chucky from the Rugrats. Well I pretended he was chucky the killer doll from chucky. I'd take him to the top of the slide and throw him off in an imaginary battle, and even hung him from it with my shoelace at one point. I was also a lot more artistically inclined than all of my class, it started out with clay figures. A humanoid figure, to a bull, snake, turtle. Just about anything they asked me to make. I went into drawing, which it turned out I was good at. I kept to myself with this for a while though. Skip to kindergarten, I had a color book about a panda bear. Well, be it movies, my adults, whoever. I decided I'd put bullet holes in this bear. On every page. Detailed ones, at least as detailed as a 5 year old can make it, which was good a fuckin' nough as you will find out. I mixed black and red to get a good blood/burn look. Anyway, the teacher found it, she proceeded to get mad, storm off with my book, then come back with copies ready for the world to see. Flaunting them in my face exclaiming "SEE WHAT YOU DID, SEE WHAT YOU DID"... All I could think was "yes, they are my drawings". Skip ahead to the fourth grade, by this time I'd wowed everyone I knew with those talents, and developed into them more. But this was when my attitude inside started showing outside. In came the black clothes, the long hair. I'm only 9 this time and angsting out like I was having a shitty sweet 16. I wanted to worship satan, everyone in my class is already scared of the small kid who wears black and draws demons. I make a friend, I convince him to do what I do, and we go into the woods to kill something. We get a bird, smear its blood on our faces in some made up satanic ritual, and go home to chop 2 by 4's into home made bats with a machete. My sudden spike in bad behavior ultimately led to dropping out. But it was ok, because by that time I had already scared everyone, and they thought I stabbed people for fun because I accidentally stabbed that friend of mine in the eye, with a knife blade, which was tied around my fist. To punch with.
Whether you wanna believe it or not, it all really happened to me, I really did it. This all was over a decade ago. I'm responsible adult now.
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Went to mcdonalds after school with my freinds. We were tailed by some autistic kid that one of my freinds was too nice to tell to fuck off so he sat down with us. Later some more weirdos came in and started talking about their multiple personalities.
Some quotes include:
"I am not the original owner of this body!"
&
"...my angry personality is named shadow"
[QUOTE=clc666;47532681]I was weird in school. Well, only in the later years. But I always had a morbid side to my playfulness, for instance; Pre-k, I had a chucky doll, chucky from the Rugrats. Well I pretended he was chucky the killer doll from chucky. I'd take him to the top of the slide and throw him off in an imaginary battle, and even hung him from it with my shoelace at one point. I was also a lot more artistically inclined than all of my class, it started out with clay figures. A humanoid figure, to a bull, snake, turtle. Just about anything they asked me to make. I went into drawing, which it turned out I was good at. I kept to myself with this for a while though. Skip to kindergarten, I had a color book about a panda bear. Well, be it movies, my adults, whoever. I decided I'd put bullet holes in this bear. On every page. Detailed ones, at least as detailed as a 5 year old can make it, which was good a fuckin' nough as you will find out. I mixed black and red to get a good blood/burn look. Anyway, the teacher found it, she proceeded to get mad, storm off with my book, then come back with copies ready for the world to see. Flaunting them in my face exclaiming "SEE WHAT YOU DID, SEE WHAT YOU DID"... All I could think was "yes, they are my drawings". Skip ahead to the fourth grade, by this time I'd wowed everyone I knew with those talents, and developed into them more. But this was when my attitude inside started showing outside. In came the black clothes, the long hair. I'm only 9 this time and angsting out like I was having a shitty sweet 16. I wanted to worship satan, everyone in my class is already scared of the small kid who wears black and draws demons. I make a friend, I convince him to do what I do, and we go into the woods to kill something. We get a bird, smear its blood on our faces in some made up satanic ritual, and go home to chop 2 by 4's into home made bats with a machete. My sudden spike in bad behavior ultimately led to dropping out. But it was ok, because by that time I had already scared everyone, and they thought I stabbed people for fun because I accidentally stabbed that friend of mine in the eye, with a knife blade, which was tied around my fist. To punch with.[/QUOTE]
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this guy is the most fucked here.
[QUOTE=clc666;47532681]I was weird in school. Well, only in the later years. But I always had a morbid side to my playfulness, for instance; Pre-k, I had a chucky doll, chucky from the Rugrats. Well I pretended he was chucky the killer doll from chucky. I'd take him to the top of the slide and throw him off in an imaginary battle, and even hung him from it with my shoelace at one point. I was also a lot more artistically inclined than all of my class, it started out with clay figures. A humanoid figure, to a bull, snake, turtle. Just about anything they asked me to make. I went into drawing, which it turned out I was good at. I kept to myself with this for a while though. Skip to kindergarten, I had a color book about a panda bear. Well, be it movies, my adults, whoever. I decided I'd put bullet holes in this bear. On every page. Detailed ones, at least as detailed as a 5 year old can make it, which was good a fuckin' nough as you will find out. I mixed black and red to get a good blood/burn look. Anyway, the teacher found it, she proceeded to get mad, storm off with my book, then come back with copies ready for the world to see. Flaunting them in my face exclaiming "SEE WHAT YOU DID, SEE WHAT YOU DID"... All I could think was "yes, they are my drawings". Skip ahead to the fourth grade, by this time I'd wowed everyone I knew with those talents, and developed into them more. But this was when my attitude inside started showing outside. In came the black clothes, the long hair. I'm only 9 this time and angsting out like I was having a shitty sweet 16. I wanted to worship satan, everyone in my class is already scared of the small kid who wears black and draws demons. I make a friend, I convince him to do what I do, and we go into the woods to kill something. We get a bird, smear its blood on our faces in some made up satanic ritual, and go home to chop 2 by 4's into home made bats with a machete. My sudden spike in bad behavior ultimately led to dropping out. But it was ok, because by that time I had already scared everyone, and they thought I stabbed people for fun because I accidentally stabbed that friend of mine in the eye, with a knife blade, which was tied around my fist. To punch with.[/QUOTE]
No fucking way this is legit
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;47532704]/thread
this guy is the most fucked here.[/QUOTE]
On a brighter note, I'm 21 now, have 2 children and a wife.
[editline]15th April 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;47532779]No fucking way this is legit[/QUOTE]
It is very very real. I exist. I have a year book that shows me standing next to my chucky doll in pre-k. I'll try and upload the pic for evidence if it's that unbelievable.
[QUOTE=clc666;47532782]On a brighter note, I'm 21 now, have 2 children and a wife.
[/QUOTE]
don't think this is a brighter note
[QUOTE=NixNax123;47533162]don't think this is a brighter note[/QUOTE]
No, look at it as a sign of my maturity, as I have matured a lot since then and recognize the overall stupidity of my childhood nature. So far my daughter is 1 year old, son is on the way, and life hasn't been in a happier, cozier setting than this.
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Now see, look how happy she is and how not crazy I actually am.
[QUOTE=clc666;47533206]No, look at it as a sign of my maturity, as I have matured a lot since then and recognize the overall stupidity of my childhood nature. So far my daughter is 1 year old, son is on the way, and life hasn't been in a happier, cozier setting than this.
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Now see, look how happy she is and how not crazy I actually am.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, you look kinda crazy to me.
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