Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Kierany9;47533442]I dunno, you look kinda crazy to me.[/QUOTE]
oh. I can't help the way my face is though.
As long as you don't make your kids fight to the dead and wear eachothers faces for fun then you should be good
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;47533656]As long as you don't make your kids fight to the dead and wear eachothers faces for fun then you should be good[/QUOTE]
No, I only have 1 boy and I'll be damned if I catch him beating up on his sister. She's older though, so more than likely she'll beat him up. BUT I'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT SHENANIGANS.
I didn't think that piece of history would become a fixation though, sure my stuff was dark. But, it really doesn't compare to some of the pervy stuff in this thread. I thought. I'd rather it be macabre than wacking it in the bathroom.
THAT shit, is disturbing. People smear shit in school bathrooms.
In my class today we got assigned to read a book and make a report on it. The book we had to choose was either drama or self biography, and of course our very cringworthy girl student asks in a very loud and enthusiastic voice: "Is Anne Franks Diary a self biography?" Making my whole class fucking facepalm.
clc666: batshit crazy of the thread
I graduated in '08 but I do have some interesting stories from the christian private school I went to.
First off some background this school had about 120 kids made up of 4 different types. 1.The normal kids with crazy religious parents 2.The crazy religious kids with crazy religious parent 3.The kids who got kicked out of other schools (aka me) and 4. The kids who were "special" but their parents wouldn't admit it. The "teachers" were generally the crazy religious types (save for the one cool teacher who was a biker/bouncer before coming here) who weren't qualified to teach dogs much less children no one really cared though because as long as you did the work you could get away with pretty much anything shy of murder. Okay moving on here's some of the more interesting denizens of the school
First off we have Geoffrey he was the son of one of the teachers and while relatively nice he had the mental faculties of a particularly soggy piece of bread but that's not the problem. The problem being was Geoffrey was about 6'3" maybe 280-290 lbs and did not understand that it wasn't ok to randomly beat the shit out of people if they'd taken his chalk or otherwise wronged him in some way.
Okay so one day Me and a friend of mine are cleaning the tables in one of the classrooms and Geoffrey is "helping" my friend picks up a bottle of cleaner and a rag and next thing we know Geoffrey is screaming at frequencies only dogs can hear "THAT'S MINE GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK!!!!" okay dude whatever here ya go sorry. Apparently that wasn't enough because no sooner does he have it in his hand then he drops it PICKS UP A FUCKING TABLE AND LITERALLY BITCH SLAPS MY FRIEND WITH SAID TABLE..... the table crashes through and embeds itself in the wall and my friend goes down like a sack of potatoes. Meanwhile Geoffrey is going for round 2 cause he runs over and starts slapping the shit outta my friend on the ground. It's about this time I decide okay well obviously he's not stopping and I'm sure as fuck not leaving and getting someone. So I get behind him and throw him using what was basically an ushiro goshi (rear hip throw) and proceed to get him in a rear naked choke. It's about this time the teacher from the classroom whose wall now has a table embedded in it comes in see's me on the ground currently choking the shit out of Geoffrey my friend on the ground bleeding with giant ass hand prints on his face and the table embedded in the wall. That series of events was really fun to explain......Geoffrey wan't allowed to be unsupervised after that one
Next up we have Michael he was only there for 6 months but in that time he exploded his backpack in class using like 200 9v's taped together in series that he brought from home. Stabbed a kid with a fork in the hand so hard he was stuck to the table. glued a pencil upright to a chair that was the same color as the chair kid sat down kid got pencil up the ass kid had fear of pencils for the entire rest of the school year. he finally got kicked out when he decided to "naruto run" full speed into a group of teachers like human bowling pins while screaming some unintelligible mumbo jumbo
last but not least was Esther and her mom she was one of the aformentioned crazy religious kids with crazy religious parents but her mom was one of the teachers. One day during class she stood up climbed onto the table and proceeded to belt bible verses at the top of her lungs the teacher pulled her down and sent her to the office and all was said and done right.....nope. next day her wackadoo mom comes in starts screaming "YOUR NOT HOLY ENOUGH FOR MY DAUGHTER !!!! YOU LIVE IN SIN!!!" and proceeds to pull her out of class and send her to another school
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First off we have Geoffrey he was the son of one of the teachers and while relatively nice he had the mental faculties of a particularly soggy piece of bread but that's not the problem. The problem being was Geoffrey was about 6'3" maybe 280-290 lbs and did not understand that it wasn't ok to randomly beat the shit out of people if they'd taken his chalk or otherwise wronged him in some way.
Okay so one day Me and a friend of mine are cleaning the tables in one of the classrooms and Geoffrey is "helping" my friend picks up a bottle of cleaner and a rag and next thing we know Geoffrey is screaming at frequencies only dogs can hear "THAT'S MINE GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK!!!!" okay dude whatever here ya go sorry. Apparently that wasn't enough because no sooner does he have it in his hand then he drops it PICKS UP A FUCKING TABLE AND LITERALLY BITCH SLAPS MY FRIEND WITH SAID TABLE..... the table crashes through and embeds itself in the wall and my friend goes down like a sack of potatoes. Meanwhile Geoffrey is going for round 2 cause he runs over and starts slapping the shit outta my friend on the ground. It's about this time I decide okay well obviously he's not stopping and I'm sure as fuck not leaving and getting someone. So I get behind him and throw him using what was basically an ushiro goshi (rear hip throw) and proceed to get him in a rear naked choke. It's about this time the teacher from the classroom whose wall now has a table embedded in it comes in see's me on the ground currently choking the shit out of Geoffrey my friend on the ground bleeding with giant ass hand prints on his face and the table embedded in the wall. That series of events was really fun to explain......Geoffrey wan't allowed to be unsupervised after that one
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Was his last name Banner or something, jesus christ.
[QUOTE=clc666;47533206]No, look at it as a sign of my maturity, as I have matured a lot since then and recognize the overall stupidity of my childhood nature. So far my daughter is 1 year old, son is on the way, and life hasn't been in a happier, cozier setting than this.
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Now see, look how happy she is and how not crazy I actually am.[/QUOTE]
I still wouldn't be thrilled to see your face down an alleyway.
Congratulations on the kids however.
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I legit had to do a double take after seeing this photo because you look exactly like my cousin.
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;47538518]Was his last name Banner or something, jesus christ.[/QUOTE]
haha nope it surprised the fuck outta me too it was one of those like 5-6ft long banquet tables like I said he had the mental capacity of a potato so he was just tard strong
[QUOTE=clc666;47533206]No, look at it as a sign of my maturity, as I have matured a lot since then and recognize the overall stupidity of my childhood nature. So far my daughter is 1 year old, son is on the way, and life hasn't been in a happier, cozier setting than this.
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Now see, look how happy she is and how not crazy I actually am.[/QUOTE]
Who did you steal that baby from
[QUOTE=PandaJuggernaut;47538478]he finally got kicked out when he decided to [B][I]"naruto run"[/I][/B] full speed into a group of teachers like human bowling pins while screaming some unintelligible mumbo jumbo[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=pandaJuggernaut;47538478] [B][I]naruto run[/I][/B][/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.wikihow.com/Run-Like-Naruto[/url]
So I sometimes sit next to the "Anime Club" at my college because the group of people I play Yu-gi-oh with to pass the time in between periods sits right next to them, so here's a run down of a few people I see there regularly.
"The man of many races". This is actually my friend since 9th grade, but hes still weird nonetheless. Always talks in a half yell for some reason even in in places that are perfectly quiet. Seems to be an awkward of every race imaginable. Accent is impossible to tell, think a sharper version of Tommy Wiseau. Though considering his upbringing of having both his parents die withing the same year due to unrelated causes while he was in the 8th grade and having to live with his abusive Aunt I can understand any issue he has. We frequently raid in Borderlands.
Okay now time to the legit creepy ones.
One guy is 350 pounds with a belly that could fit a person inside it. Always wears some sort of anime goggles on his head.
[t]https://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5871904/il_570xN.185400182.jpg[/t]They're like these except red and seem to be made of a cheap plastic. Always seen on his 3DS xl.
Your standard anime club couple of dweeb and landwhale. It always seems to be 2 different people every week but they're usually fir the same physical proportions. Expect to see them allways cuddling in some way and making you cringe your face off.
Tiny chinese girls and equally as tiny guys watching anime on some laptop and SINGING the intro themes. As in, out loud. Also expect to hear "~~~Nyan~" once every few seconds or stringed together as a filler speech.
Black kawaii. Skinny black guy who wears shirts with sexy 12 year old anime babes on them that look like they've been worn daily for 10 years. Also like to run everywhere, wears those weird futuristic glasses with one thin lens, and smells weird.
Hardcore Bronies. Like MLP shirts, mugs, pencils, binders, backpacks, wristbands, card sleeves, deck boxes. You name it, it has MLP on it. Also smells weird.
Needless to say I try to sit away from them when playing cards. I don't even know if they take classes or anything I always see them there.
Jesus christ, after reading this thread I'm fucking glad I'm not American.
I guess everyone could be that weird kid in school.
I got suspended in 2nd grade for kissing a girl on the playground. I thought it was funny because they would think it was so gross. So I'd literally chase girls around and try to kiss them. It counted as sexual harassment and it remained on my record until high school.
There was a group of furries at my highschool, and somehow they rose to be probably the most influential group at the highschool, don't ask me how or why.
[QUOTE=Glitchman;47545396]I guess everyone could be that weird kid in school.
I got suspended in 2nd grade for kissing a girl on the playground. I thought it was funny because they would think it was so gross. So I'd literally chase girls around and try to kiss them. It counted as sexual harassment and it remained on my record until high school.[/QUOTE]
They counted that as sexual harassment in 2nd grade? Thats just ridiculous, do they think that kids that age are supposed to know what that even means?
[QUOTE=RenaFox;47545519]There was a group of furries at my highschool, and somehow they rose to be probably the most influential group at the highschool, don't ask me how or why.[/QUOTE]
Just imagining a bunch of fursuited student council members sitting in a board room now.
[QUOTE=RustyGears;47545532]They counted that as sexual harassment in 2nd grade? Thats just ridiculous, do they think that kids that age are supposed to know what that even means?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, my parents were really angry.
I had a ultra feminist principal with a bowl cut
Another story about [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1449831&p=47083224&viewfull=1#post47083224"]Jim[/URL]
I found out he's a computer science major, which I guess means I'm probably going to be stuck with him for at least two years.
We're still in visual arts and I still witness his shite every tuesday and thursday.
First, he told everyone that he was into furry stuff, which I guess if it floats your boat then whatever. It was just the way in which he went about it... loud and awkward. I don't know how else to explain this but we were talking about classical artists and how the church would commission stuff and etc. I guess he heard "commission" and was like "I COMMISSION PICTURES OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ALL THE TIME MR. MARSH. USUALLY THEY ARE ANTHUROPORAMORPHIZED"
Anthuroporamorphized is the closest I can get to typing out how he pronounced it. It was a wicked strange pronunciation
Another time, we were in class and the prof. was setting up his slide projector. The desks are set up in rows, all facing the front of the class. Jim sits on the left side, towards the middle of the room. As soon as the prof. turns the projector on, Jim fucking flips his shit. He goes "I SMELL SMOKE! THERE IS A FIRE" and fucking rocks back and forth at his desk. Now the prof. is just like "what, Jim?" And Jim is like "THE PROJECTOR IS ON FIRE, IT IS SHOOTING FLAMES!"
The projector was not on fire, it was simply working normally - shooting out yellow-tinged light...
[QUOTE=RenaFox;47545519]There was a group of furries at my highschool, and somehow they rose to be probably the most influential group at the highschool, don't ask me how or why.[/QUOTE]
How?
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also why?
Does he wear a fedora too?
There's this dude in my class who does something similar to the suit thing. For the record, he does have a literal huge neckbeard. He started by wearing a graduation cap and gown for years. I always wondered what the fuck that was about, but this year I have a class with him and he wears a robe every single day. The same robe, along with I think a tuxedo shirt and bowtie. Little hard to tell under his long hair.
He's actually alright, stumbles over his words a bit and he's mostly quiet but he seems nice enough. My friend says he's her hero for wearing a robe every day and not giving a fuck.
[QUOTE=Fosax;47348439]There's this girl on my class that's the textbook definition of an airhead, granted I don't study in the most prestigious uni(it's basically an arts and design school), there's still an entrance exam and I have no idea how she got past that.
The other day during one of our geometry classes she asked the teacher "do the rulers start at 0 or 1?" while holding a ruler that clearly had a "0" labeled on it.[/QUOTE]
Got another one from the same girl
We were doing presentation on mood boards the other day and she'd constantly try to weigh in on the presentation as if she was the teacher, making comments on what she thought of the boards
Sometimes she'd talk as if she was part of the presentation as well, trying to defend things that the teacher commented that could be improved, and sometimes she would just blurt out a random comment out of nowhere ("I LIKE THIS COLOR!")
I think she was high as fuck.
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and also, her board was an obvious 2 minute effort and you'd wonder why she didn't take more time working on her stuff rather than attempting to "help" others :v:
[QUOTE=RenaFox;47545519]There was a group of furries at my highschool, and somehow they rose to be probably the most influential group at the highschool, don't ask me how or why.[/QUOTE]
Tell us more.
[QUOTE=RenaFox;47545519]There was a group of furries at my highschool, and somehow they rose to be probably the most influential group at the highschool, don't ask me how or why.[/QUOTE]
"Okay, everybody, this is this week's meeting, and our subject is allowing soda in the watering fountains. All in support?"
"Yiff."
[QUOTE=Brobattington;47547055]"Okay, everybody, this is this week's meeting, and our subject is allowing soda in the watering fountains. All in support?"
"Yiff."[/QUOTE]
I'M TIRED OF THE GAMES, NOW, ARE YOU IN SUPPORT OF THE RESOLUTION, YIFF OR RRERR
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1-2 years ago I was in a video game design class at my high school. I was expecting a lot of weird people, but 3/4ths of the class were actuality pretty normal--lol/dota fans, RPG fans, and just general fans of games. But there was one guy who was in a category of his own.
This kid (I think his name was Max) who always sat in the front of the computer lab, right by the teacher, and was gone all the time. He seemed pretty normal at first, but it quickly became clear that he had anger issues coupled with some other mental illness. He was also a very strong brony and wore mlp stuff every day. I wouldn't really mind that normally, but he was super in-your-face about it. One day, class had just begun when our school's security guy came into the class and called Max out. The two left, and after that I don't think he ever showed up to class again.
Well a few days go by, and I hear a couple of guys talking about him. Apparently, he was in love with some girl, but a guy came along and started dating her. He found out about this one morning, deciding that he was going to get this guy away from this girl. Somehow he managed to not only obtain a chair leg, but also sneak it in to school to try and beat the guy up with it. He got caught with it pretty fast and ended up getting either expelled or suspended. During that time he managed to get assault charges as well, along with something else, before coming back to school and getting escorted to the principal's office.
When I started high school there was a senior who always wore one of those naruto robe things.
My school was pretty normal compared to some of the crazy shit I've read in here.
My school had tons of weird kids.
There was this fat kid, who got put in Juvenile detention for setting fire to something in a bathroom and drawing obscenties.
There was also a time when "Fabulous Secret Powers" started playing during a class and it turned out it was some ringtone going off in a backpack.
Someone else was disabled and could only make out some odd voices like CUBBAAAAAA.
An old friend of mine showed me a picture of Rainbow Dash drunk and a Gundam Fighting Game on his laptop.
And in a few ways I was a weird kid, being the aspbergers patient who listened to heavy electro music and orchestrals.
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