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Pretty sure this girl who lives a floor below me never showers. She calls herself a druggie and seems to be obsessed with popcorn
[QUOTE=circuitbawx;47555462]Pretty sure this girl who lives a floor below me never showers. She calls herself a druggie and seems to be obsessed with popcorn[/QUOTE] Was it this kind of popcorn[sp]with a hint of morphine[/sp]? [IMG]http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Games/L/LA%20Noire/Everything%20Else/Guides/Walkthrough/Vice%201%20-%20The%20Black%20Caesar/18--article_image.jpg[/IMG] LA Noire
Junior year in highschool this kid in my computer class asked if he could add me on steam so i said yeah literally less than 10 minutes after i was home and accepted his invitation he asked if i wanted free TF2 hacks then i unadded him and found out he was vac banned a week later There's lots of stories about this kid. He would go up to random kids and call them dummkophs and yell NYET when he disagreed with something. I don't like calling names but he was a complete loser, he was notorious at the school for being weird. He asked for some black kids help one day and offered them "watermelon and chicken" as a reward for helping. He also has google glass or some glasses device and got in trouble for video taping people around school. He got kicked out of a technology class because he kept uploading five nights at freddy torrents to the student drive, alongside deleting random peoples files.
My school had a dangerous concentration of weaboos. First I have a story about my sophomore year debate class. Debate is an elective, and it's pretty cool, I've taken it multiple times because it's fun. However you always get to see the weirdest of people, there was this one kid named and for now I'll name him Jeff. A little background, he picked his nose in front of classes of people without giving a shit, read manga on his ipad all day, and was socially incompetent. Not to mention he though he knew everything about anything he was even slightly informed on. He wanted to be a film major or something like that so he would film the games for different teams. Anyway 'Jeff' was in my debate class, and on multiple occasions he just did the weirdest shit. One I've already mentioned was picking his nose, he'd be up at the debate stand and just start picking his nose with everyone staring at him, and he'd either look at it and wipe it on himself or somewhere or eat it. He also wore this stained zip-up jacket that had probably never been washed, also I live in the south so it gets like 95 degrees and hot as fuck, and he'd still be wearing that jacket. So one time at the debate stand, per usual he didn't have anything prepared for class, when his partner for the debate had been arguing, he'd been sitting at the team's table asleep. When he got to the stand he put his ipad on it, proceeded to pick his nose, and swipe wildly at his ipad. After a minute of him either not saying anything or occasionally just mumbling 'yea and...' and trailing off before even making a point the teacher asked him what he was doing on his ipad. He responded with anger 'NOTHING' and when the teacher asked him if he was playing a video game instead of debating he angrily shouted something like 'I'M NOT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES' motherfucker played infinity blade through every debate of the year, and just made it awful and cringe-y for the rest of the class. Also when asked if he was asleep in the class, he'd wake up after like a minute and shout about how he wasn't sleeping.
My school has a bunch of kids that play yu-gi-oh during lunch, and talk about their favorite fan services. I shit you not, they all have neck beards.
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;47558638]My school has a bunch of kids that play yu-gi-oh during lunch, and talk about their favorite fan services. I shit you not, they all have neck beards.[/QUOTE] As somebody who didn't shave for the longest time, I really can't imagine what drives people to neckbeards. They look stupid and they're itchy as fuck.
I have dyspraxia so shaving without slicing the fuck outta myself is very hard, so I just use a beard trimmer. But now my beard's at a colour where it's noticable, even at the trimmer's shortest length.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;47558662]As somebody who didn't shave for the longest time, I really can't imagine what drives people to neckbeards. They look stupid and they're itchy as fuck.[/QUOTE] It might be genetics. I can't not shave because the amount of hair that grows above my lips and above the jaw is hugely disproportionately small to the amount that grows on my chin and neck. If I don't shave for a month I just get this horrifying neckbeard yet no matter how long I wait a mustache never shows up.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;47558662]As somebody who didn't shave for the longest time, I really can't imagine what drives people to neckbeards. They look stupid and they're itchy as fuck.[/QUOTE] I guarantee it's genetics. It depends on how much hair will actually grow on your cheeks, upper lip, and chin vs. how much goes to your chin and neck.
I just remembered this other guy that used to go to my high school. He had immigrated from Russia when he was younger, at a point where he had already come to know a lot of Russian and not a whole lot of English, so he spoke with a really heavy accent and with limited vocabulary. He had light hair, a dark monobrow, and seemed to sweat constantly. The first time I met him was in an honors biology class. I don't understand why he signed up for the class in the first place because he made it very clear that he was one of those hardcore Christians who didn't like science in any shape or form. One of the units in the class was on evolution, which really set him off. I think tried to opt out of the unit, but it was a required part of the class, so he sat through the classes, complaining to us about how it was wrong. He had a few other strong beliefs that he would tell us about quite often, including his Russian nationalism and his dislike of America. In the later part of the year, we had an assembly where a member of Hitler Youth came to talk to us about their experience in the holocaust. At the end, we all stood up to applaud her. Instead of applauding, he stood up and did the Nazi salute. He was expelled the year after
[QUOTE=kr1f333;47559224]In the later part of the year, we had an assembly where a member of Hitler Youth came to talk to us about their experience in the holocaust. [/QUOTE] Just curious, but what sort of stuff did the guy talk about?
Isnt today Hitler's birthday
[QUOTE=WhyNott;47561333]Isnt today Hitler's birthday[/QUOTE] He was destined to blaze it, though calling them "it" is rather impolite.
We were in PE class and we realized that one student was missing, we went searching for him, and the PE teacher found him masterbating in the toilets at a Dora the explorer nude.
Myself. I'd waste lunch breaks on Garry's Mod.
[QUOTE=flashn00b;47564203]Myself. I'd waste lunch breaks on Garry's Mod.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of something I liked to think about occasionally. I daydreamed about becoming a teacher and while the students would be doing a test or something, I'd be playing GMod and occasionally checking nobody is cheating :v:
I've got one about my best friend. He's weird in the best way. Quiet, only strikes with his extremely dry humor at the perfect moments. Hell, in high school, he was always quiet and shy as could be, but everybody loved him because his sense of humor is insanely good. One day at lunch, a bunch of us seniors were sitting at the same table. Usually, we'd all chat about something, but nobody was talking. Just eating. The whole lunch room was quiet. After like 10 minutes of constant silence, this cheerleader chick sitting with us goes, "It's really quie-" and is immediately cut off by my friend... slouched down in his chair, bag of chips in his hands, head down, "Shut up, Jaimie." Everybody lost their shit and that day has been a legendary story between everyone for years now.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;47565048]Reminds me of something I liked to think about occasionally. I daydreamed about becoming a teacher and while the students would be doing a test or something, I'd be playing GMod and occasionally checking nobody is cheating :v:[/QUOTE] Become a physics teacher
Some kid in Year 9 asked the teacher for a pen. "No sorry, I don't have any." Kid proceeded to scream like a little girl, flip a chair, call the teacher 'a lying bitch' before running out the classroom, still shrieking like a banshee. Ten minutes later, I finally broke the silence by coughing really loudly.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;47558662]As somebody who didn't shave for the longest time, I really can't imagine what drives people to neckbeards. They look stupid and they're itchy as fuck.[/QUOTE] Laziness. I have a neckbeard right now because I just can't be bothered to shave. I shave quarterly because it's too much of a pain and I don't give half a shit about how I look. The only reason I'll be shaving and getting a haircut this week is because of my summer job at a downtown office. I can't work in an office looking like a Duck Dynasty reject. However at the gun shop I work at too, looking like a Duck Dynasty reject is actually a good thing.
[QUOTE=Glitchman;47545670]Yeah, my parents were really angry. I had a ultra feminist principal with a bowl cut[/QUOTE] Except this goes against a ton of what feminism stands for, namely that children are too young to be treated as sex objects/sexualized. Dress codes imply that a child is old enough to be seen as a sex object, etc.
First day eating lunch at college and I see some guy wearing this: [t]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/kingdomhearts/images/f/f0/BlackCoat.png/revision/latest?cb=20110206035040[/t] It was really good too, but there was no context for it. Just weird. It was the first week of classes. I saw him one other time later in the year, but this time it was when there was some anime meetup in the building somewhere.
So quick note about Jeff again, my junior year at that school I took a drama class, and the drama class and debate class took place in the same room at separate times. At this point Jeff had graduated cause he was 2 years older than me, and while cleaning the stage we found a bunch of his old manga piled up in a cardboard box next to a wooden boken. Different story different person. When i was in 7th grade I went to a public school and I had a first block science class. We didn't really have assigned seats and the teacher was a young mid 20 somethings woman, she wasn't bad looking and used to just talk about how she played basketball in college. In that class I sat next to Dan. He seemed pretty normal at first, and also when he first started talking about perverted things it seemed pretty normal, we were 7th graders, so no big deal. But Dan had a bit of an obsession, he talked about nothing but sex. Dan would talk about porn for 30 minutes a day every day. Then he'd talk about how hot are teacher was and how he wanted to 'bang her senseless' or 'fuck the shit out of her' at this point it was getting a little creepy. So one time I don't remember why but I mentioned something about how my mom worked a lot so we could afford this or that. So after that day he'd randomly ask me how my mom was doing working late nights and things like that. Creepy escalation. Then he started talking about his parents, he mentioned having a couple siblings and his parents being pretty young, saying his mom was like late 20's early 30s and his dad was around the same age. Then Dan started talking about his parents having sex. He talked about how much his parents would fuck and how he could hear them through the house. He also talked about how his parents would send them to bed early and he could hear his mom moaning, or the bed squeaking or whatever. Then he would just continue to talk about his dad fucking his mom all the god damn time. Different story, but also in that class we had this huge black kid with a voice like a grown man whose been smoking a pack a day for 20 years. For being like 13 this kid had the voice of an adult man, it was terrifying, and teachers mistook him for an adult often. I was kind of a weird kid in that I was shy and didnt really know how to approach kids socially. However near the end of my 7th grade year when this incident happened I had some friends. There was a sub that day and this kid 'Kev' kept talking about hardcore he was and shit like that. I dont really remember how the situation came about, but basically I figure I said something sarcastic. So he said man I bet you wont step on my head, proceeded to lay down on the floor, had on the floor, half his face touching the dirty tile and saying ' MAN STEP ON MY HEAD' so I did. Lightly put the bottom of my shoe on the other side of his face, he bolted up tried to push me, he was much bigger than me so I moved back a little and he started saying shit like "you wont fight me" etc etc. I just sorta ignored him and shrugged. middle school was weird. also we nicknamed 'kev' penis-head because he had an oblong head that looked sorta dickish.
Pretty sure I haven't told the Frank story. I went to an IT program in high school (less computer more project management) which is basically like a goldmine for this shit Frank was this 5'5" chubby chinese kid whose only visible emotions were either sarcastically devious or hyperactively amused. Nobody ever took him seriously because he was not a serious person. He was also super intelligent and became somewhat of a legend around school. Here are some of the things he did: A) Talked about how hitler did nothing wrong, just to draw a reaction B) My friend created an image hosting site just for fun and he figured out how to spam this warped picture of obama's face over and over, so he did. Friend was hosting like 50,000 .png files of obama's face C) Smiled, laughed and stabbed people with his index + middle fingers D) NEVER talked (literally couldn't) to girls unless it included making fun of them E) As freshmen we were learning web design even though half of us already knew how to do it. Teacher was advising inline styles and capitalized tags. Frank called her out on her bullshit, and thus began a trend of doing so F) Had a younger sister who was absolutely completely normal. Now here's where Frank really fucked up, even though it was fucking hilarious to see. Our teacher (same from E), head of the IT magnet program, was hosting this end of year party and was using this weird potpourri website (I think perfect potpourri?) to keep track of which kid was gonna bring which food to the party. One of my other friends, I think it was the same one who developed the image host, discovered that the site didn't sanitize their input. Whatever food you said you were bringing, it just echoed that shit on the page. All hell broke loose in study hall, but we were smart about it. We'd host .js files offsite and create an entry on the site where we'd link in the script remotely, then wipe the file once we were done wreaking havoc. Frank, however, was not smart about it. Somehow, and I don't even remember how at this point, he replaced the content on the page with this stupid picture of a puppy smiling. Shit couldn't be removed. Our teacher somehow found out about it and he was actually kicked out of the magnet program for it. I had known Frank since middle school and he'd done a lot of shit, but this was probably the worst of it
I did something pretty weird but no one besides the teacher/parents actually saw it. It was early during primary school or whatever you want to call it, we were drawing religious-themed stuff around easter and I decided that the Jesus on the cross I had drawn needed a penis and some guns. Long story short I was scheduled for a psychological evaluation and the teacher who was quite religious was really freaked out :v:
[QUOTE=Jesp;47567700]I did something pretty weird but no one besides the teacher/parents actually saw it. It was early during primary school or whatever you want to call it, we were drawing religious-themed stuff around easter and I decided that the Jesus on the cross I had drawn needed a penis and some guns. Long story short I was scheduled for a psychological evaluation and the teacher who was quite religious was really freaked out :v:[/QUOTE] I guess Jesus didn't have a penis then. If you have to go for a psychological evaluation if you depict him with one.
This thread has been giving me flashbacks to basically all of middle school and most of high school. So back in 6th grade we had a mandatory intro to Latin class. Which I liked, mostly because we did mythology then Latin. The teacher was cool. Most of the time. Well kinda not really, he liked me because I knew a lot of the content already because the textbook was just a story book and I read it for fun. The teacher however had some serious anger issues, he could be pretty okay but teaching wasn't really the job for him. He would get incredibly mad. Red faced, screaming, clapping his hands together like thunder. We were all honestly a little afraid of him. He has this alarm thing in his class with three lights on it red yellow green and it measured the decibels. If we ever talked enough to get it to red he'd get pissed off at us and start screaming and talking about how angry he was that we were so immature and dumb. That thing was always playing an alarm and on red when he was pissed. Teacher ended up getting fired, there were a couple teachers that got fired after my year. Anywho this room was located near one of the entrance/exits of the middle school and this was a public school so we had a resource officer that patrolled the halls. One day we were in mythology/Latin , the teacher was in one of his rare good moods where he wasn't screaming. But somebody else was. Outside of our class there was an absolute racket, this black girl was on the floor and she was screaming and punching and the resource officer has her on the ground and was on top of her. At first some kids were looking out the window and this one black kid decided to commentate it like 'ooh she got her on tha ground, that nigga throwing punches an shirt at the officer.' We ended up taking turns to look out the window until our teacher told us to ignore it. And then we could hear that girls screams the entire class, the screams were like something straight out of a horror movie where someone's getting tortured. By the end of the class the resource officer had escorted her away. Later same year that girl was back and she got in a fight in the bleachers in the gym. They used to keep us in there if we got in too school to early. The girl that had been tackled by the resource officer was slugging another one and then knocked her off the bleachers and ended up slugging one of the administrators.
we had a couple of nine graders that had sex in the toilets they got expelled my school isnt that weird ;/
We had some bathrooms right next to the lunchroom that were always closed, except during special events. The rumours were that a girl killed herself in one. I think the reality was that the walls in the toilet stalls were too low (your head stuck up above them completely when you went in) and the school was too broke to replace them, so they just shut them down. There was another bathroom that I think used to be used as a changeroom since it had showers in it that was used for garbage collection instead. There was also a locked, seldom-used changeroom that was up its own flight of stairs by the gym. I remember one of the radiators in that staircase was full of nasty mould.
I was reading my college newspaper yesterday, which is a big student project by the Journalism department, and the entire article was on sex, drugs, and student life. I found out one of my friends, and a girl who I work with, first masturbated to a Judy Blume novel. So I guess that's a thing. I'm not sure why you would put that in the paper, but it's fine I guess.
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