Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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I decided to kick myself in gear and hit it off with a girl i sit next to. I got cleaned up this morning and head to class.
She's late 2 minutes more than usual, so an annoying fat kid sits in her seat and starts talking to me about his favorite car. She walked in, saw him and had to sit where there was only 1 open seat.
Nothing kills a good mood quite like this does.
[QUOTE=Punchy;47581919]I decided to kick myself in gear and hit it off with a girl i sit next to. I got cleaned up this morning and head to class.
She's late 2 minutes more than usual, so an annoying fat kid sits in her seat and starts talking to me about his favorite car. She walked in, saw him and had to sit where there was only 1 open seat.
Nothing kills a good mood quite like this does.[/QUOTE]
No reason to change your plans, just make your move after your class is over.
[QUOTE=redking;47581946]No reason to change your plans, just make your move after your class is over.[/QUOTE]
That's the plan. Just really awkward.
[QUOTE=redking;47581946]No reason to change your plans, just make your move after your class is over.[/QUOTE]
Nope, it's too late for him. He has to come onto the annoying fat car kid, it's the only way
[QUOTE=Bynine;47589084]Nope, it's too late for him. He has to come onto the annoying fat car kid, it's the only way[/QUOTE]
It's fate. They're meant to be together.
I'm back again to talk about this one kid I knew in high school. Pierce. There's a lot to tell about Pierce, just multiple incidents of this kid saying or doing something stupid. So begins the story of Pierce.
Pierce was an interesting kid, he shadowed a friend of ours in 9th grade and just talked about how his parents had walked in on him masturbating multiple times. He also talked about getting blowjobs from his girlfriend, we later found out who she was because she actually went to our school.
This guy was very prideful, in a weird sort of way. He talked about how proud he was of being a male cheerleader, which honestly after about a week of him entering our class in sophomore year no one gave a flying fuck about. Because he talked about it non-stop, and a lot of people do that where they talk about their passions a lot, but this kid brought it up every single chance he got.
So he was in one of my last block classes and he started telling us how he broke up with the girlfriend from earlier, but it was no regular story of break-up. He told us, with detail, about how he had been eating her out and she had pissed in his mouth and that's why he broke it off. After that everyone just sorta recognized him as weird and no one really wanted to talk to him. But we had this one kid that would mess with him, this kid 'D' is actually a pretty cool kid, and if you just talk with him and don't act like a cunt he stops screwing with you entirely. However Pierce couldn't manage that.
So instead he'd receive some obviously silly insult from 'D' and then stammer for a bad comeback and falter in his attempt. 'D' had gone to a bunch of pretty bad public schools so he was really good at this whole insult thing, while the other kid had been home schooled. One time after being made fun of Pierce decided he would tell us how he has a sniper friend in the army that could kill us, and how he could borrow his sniper rifle and kill us. This got literally everyone in the class making fun of him, even the kids who hadn't previously cared about him. He said it completely unironically, one of the most serious things I'd ever heard him say.
Pierce and 'D' were also in my debate class (everything seems to revolve around this class, especially the weird stories, something about debate must just bring weird people out)
anyway we were doing parliamentary debate and 'D' and Pierce were on the same side, opponents to me, sitting directly across from me. And Pierce kept trying to come up with a bunch of arguments and I shut every single one down and then after I said "Shut up, nerd." The teacher found it funny and started laughing his ass off and proceeded to give me points for it, 'D' found it absolutely hilarious and wouldn't stop calling the kid a nerd really eagerly. So Pierce, trying to maintain his pride stared at both 'D' and I and decided to tell us with his brilliant rebuttal 'I can't be a nerd, because I'm not smart.' Then he told his his GPA was under a 2.0, which I usually wouldn't judge anyone for, but this school it was a cumulative weighted GPA, so it was incredibly easy to get above even a 3.0 GPA as long as you literally aren't flunking every class (Which he was, even the easy ones.)
There was also the famous spitting incident, while 'D' was either making fun of pierce, who was again on his team, or making points during the debate, he said them with just a bit too much enthusiasm, which lead to him spitting a little bit when he talked, Pierce took this as a direct threat and began to scream in rage at him for spitting on him. At one point he wanted to fight 'D'. For reference 'D' was a football player, and a damn big one, not particularly tall, like just under 6 foot. However 'D' had the muscles of a professional body builder, his arms looked like they'd been stuffed with stacks of potatoes. I was kinda sad that fight never happened.
Pierce's home schooling obviously hadn't helped him because he could barely do math, and his reading was even worse, during our junior/senior year my friend 'M' would bring Cards against Humanity for us to play during our lunch break or free blocks. Every single time Pierce saw it, he always wanted to play, and we let him the first couple of times. Every time he was Card Czar and had to read the black and white cards was hellishly painful, it was like a kindergartner stumbling through a box car kid's chapter book.
So later he asked us to play and both 'M' and I said "no you can't play" so the kid decided to start taking cards and ask our other friend who was really nice and was just like "aw guys he can play can't he." And he played with us despite our protests.
This other time I was waiting after school with a kid named Dave and 'g', dave and 'g' were sitting on a bench with me, at the time they were both seniors and I was a junior. We saw Pierce trying to impress a girl, and he was saying a bunch of really shitty lies, grades, stuff, etc.
So I went over there and started talking too, just to see what would happen, he was talking about his hobbies, and I said 'oh, that's cool, for my hobby I like to do fencing.'
Pierce's response was 'hah, I used to do samurai sword.'
'Oh, yea what style?'
P:'uh, dont remember the name for it, but it was with the samurai sword.'
'Was it a katana, boken, or shinai?'
P:'Can't remember'
'ah, okay.'
I also got him to say some funny shit related to geography, because I told a really dumb lie about the position of a country, can't remember what exactly, and he tried to act like he knew all about it, even though it was just total bullshit. I sat back down at the bench and Dave had tears in his eyes he was laughing so hard.
At one point I remarked to Pierce maybe he should get a job because he always complained about how his family wasn't particularly well off. His response was this big prideful speech about how he could never serve pizzas etc, etc. I worked at a pizza shop some during high school, he didn't know, so I told him "hey pierce I serve pizza." To which he continued to go on about how as a job it was just sorta degrading and etc.
Pierce did a lot of things that are at best social no-nos. He also was completely shameless about it too, weird kid, someone I wouldn't mind never seeing again. At one point at a dance he said something so creepy to a girl that she walked away and actually started crying. The rest of the night my friends and I ran interference for that girl and redirected the sexual shark pierce away from her.
And another thing, Pierce was really weird about food. That friend of mine 'M' went to Mcd's a lot for lunch and because he had a high metabolism he'd just get fries and milkshakes, when 'M' dies at 40, I'm going to be sad, but not surprised. So pierce would ask for a fry and then take a couple, then he'd come back for more, he'd also lick his fingers in between eating fries, in the absolutely grossest loudest manner possible. He deep-throated his fingers for the salt and the grease like some sort of bizarre porn star. Then he'd reach in and grab more. Even if you told him he couldn't have fries he'd start taking them anyway. Usually we'd just start to keep them away from him, and ourselves away from him. But he was hanging out with this girls most of us were friends with and she had fries and he just started gobbling them down at high speed, like fist fulls of fries. And she told him to chill out and stop eating all her fries, he got pretty embarrassed about that. Again though, whenever we called him out on something like eating our food he'd just talk about how his family didn't have much so he was just trying to get food where he could, or how hungry he was because he couldn't pack a big lunch, or some bullshit like that.
There's just a bunch of constant things with this kid, it wasn't like he had phases of being creepy in high school and then he was fine, it was more like varying phrases of just being creepy. I'll try to think of more, I have one last one for now. About that girlfriend earlier, with the pee in mouth incident she still went to our school senior year. Pierce did everything in his power to shun her like some form of social outcast, and she was just quiet, so nobody really minded her. But he would refuse to open the door or let her in the building or if she sat near us he'd bully her and talk about how much dirt he had on her.
So basically, a more retarded and creepy version of a typical douchebag
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;47590238]So basically, a more retarded and creepy version of a typical douchebag[/QUOTE]
Yea I just had a lot of experience dealing with him so I felt I'd share.
[QUOTE=potatospirit;47590064](everything seems to revolve around this class, especially the weird stories, [B]something about debate must just bring weird people out)[/B][/QUOTE]
*heavy breathing* that is a logical fallacy... i have never once been wrong since my highschool debate class...
[editline]24th April 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;47590238]So basically, a more retarded and creepy version of a typical douchebag[/QUOTE]
no that is a terrible summary
I have a guy in our class (Let's call him john) John seems to be your every day weeb but if you even dare to say "japan sucks" Hell be all over you raging and throwing stuff around claiming that japan is the superior country etc. But the worst thing is he watches hentai and anime all the time even during classes. I don't know what to do to him, if i even mention japan he'll be all over me talking about japan and how he is going to move there since it's the greatest country in the world
What the fuck is up with this weird obsession a lot [sp](few damaged individuals)[/sp] of people have with Japan? It's really disturbing.
I don't get it.
[QUOTE=ejonkou;47593212]What the fuck is up with this weird obsession a lot [sp](few damaged individuals)[/sp] of people have with Japan? It's really disturbing.
I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
Let filthy frank explain
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQQALduhzA[/media]
[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;47593253]Let filthy frank explain
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQQALduhzA[/media][/QUOTE]
Pretty much
Theres this plug that hangs from the ceiling in one of my classrooms and there's a socket right next to it.
Someone piled up chairs to climb up their and plug it into the socket (I have no idea why) when the teacher wasnt there and it blew a fuse or something and shorted all the lights in the building, no one snitched on him either and none of the teachers were able to find out any information about it so all the staff were confused as hell.
[QUOTE=arbio22;47595469]Theres this plug that hangs from the ceiling in one of my classrooms and there's a socket right next to it.
Someone piled up chairs to climb up their and plug it into the socket (I have no idea why) when the teacher wasnt there and it blew a fuse or something and shorted all the lights in the building, no one snitched on him either and none of the teachers were able to find out any information about it so all the staff were confused as hell.[/QUOTE]
Well that is already tons better then the idiots that would put pepper spray in the ventilation when I was in highschool.
Not to mention the students from the English school nearby would come and slap the fire alarm on. Records: 11 in one year/3 in one month/around 16 in the 5 years I was there.
Worst part, most of these were in the middle of winter.
[QUOTE=alpha00zero;47595519]Well that is already tons better then the idiots that would put pepper spray in the ventilation when I was in highschool.
Not to mention the students from the English school nearby would come and slap the fire alarm on. Records: 11 in one year/3 in one month/around 16 in the 5 years I was there.
Worst part, most of these were in the middle of winter.[/QUOTE]
That's downright sadistic.
[QUOTE=alpha00zero;47595519]Well that is already tons better then the idiots that would put pepper spray in the ventilation when I was in highschool.
Not to mention the students from the English school nearby would come and slap the fire alarm on. Records: 11 in one year/3 in one month/around 16 in the 5 years I was there.
Worst part, most of these were in the middle of winter.[/QUOTE]
Since you said "The English school nearby" I'm going to assume you're in Quebec. That makes the fact that it was winter even worse. I always think Toronto winters are bad until I look at Montreal and it cheers me up a little.
[QUOTE=Nightscout;47595552]That's downright sadistic.[/QUOTE]
Good news is they were caught. Both the pepper insiders and the little English smocks from down the street. Public schools are quite the experience, especially in poorer parts. I heard it got worse after I graduated.
[QUOTE=DaCommie1;47595621]Since you said "The English school nearby" I'm going to assume you're in Quebec. That makes the fact that it was winter even worse. I always think Toronto winters are bad until I look at Montreal and it cheers me up a little.[/QUOTE]
Yup. Winters are harsh but I'll take them over summers anytime.
J & C, two people that made me lose faith for as long as I was around them.
C: A kid that would always do and say out of pocket shit. He had a turtle-face and he'd constantly do ultra-feminine shit to make you uncomfortable. Crossing one leg over the other and making eye contact with you for example. Made weird noises after getting super close behind you. Talking about obscure references from what I could only assume was anime.
He actually got tackled and taken to the office during lunch because he dead-on socked a teacher in the face.
J: Super skinny short kid that would creep on the awkward girls in school. He didn't do much of anything else, but that was the one thing everyone knew him for, so by that alone he was creepy as fuck.
Oh, and R.
R: Super swolly athletic type that had the most obnoxious laugh, coupled with beaver teeth. He was buddy-buddy with the vice principal, so he always did annoying shit and got away with it.
He nearly got the shit beat out of him at one point for throwing a kid to the ground during football practice, because he wanted to 'impress' the coach or something.
A kid in my school when the Pokemon craze was still full on was particularly obsessed with Squirtle. Those who weren't so obsessed with it would poke fun at him and tease him about it non stop. One day it descended into open bullying. What did the kid do? he waited for them to step out of class and filled his mouth with water from his bottle, then sprayed it all over them, and then yelled, 'taste watergun!' before running off.
He got suspended for a day for it.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;47596234]A kid in my school when the Pokemon craze was still full on was particularly obsessed with Squirtle. Those who weren't so obsessed with it would poke fun at him and tease him about it non stop. One day it descended into open bullying. What did the kid do? he waited for them to step out of class and filled his mouth with water from his bottle, then sprayed it all over them, and then yelled, 'taste watergun!' before running off.
He got suspended for a day for it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;47596234] poke fun at him[/QUOTE]
Don't you mean...poké fun at him?
Oh god that was awful.
During my schooltrip this dude got really drunk and did the helicopter with his dick
both nights we were there
Theres a guy in my Engineering class who offered me some chalk to snort
I declined so he snorted it all right in front of me
I've been told he does the same with ketchup
[QUOTE=Bathtub;47598852]Theres a guy in my Engineering class who offered me some chalk to snort
I declined so he snorted it all right in front of me
I've been told he does the same with ketchup[/QUOTE]
I have similar stories.
I witnessed my friend snort the Sour Patch remaining sugar. Let's just say it turned pretty bloody in the nasal area.
Another did the same with grounded Rocket candies. Don't ask me what went through their heads.
I made $5 snorting hot chocolate mix life aint all bad
[QUOTE=alpha00zero;47598941]I have similar stories.
I witnessed my friend snort the Sour Patch remaining sugar. Let's just say it turned pretty bloody in the nasal area.
Another did the same with grounded Rocket candies. Don't ask me what went through their heads.[/QUOTE]
Christ this must be super common with morons.
When I moved to Oregon and was in my sophomore year of high school I sat at this lunch table with these clearly not so bright bunch of individuals. Typical trouble makers, stoners, and shit talkers. They were alright, weren't mean to me and made me laugh which is why I sat at that table for the whole year.
At some point two of them had some smarties and one got the idea to crush them up and snort it. They did and they were in tears and coughing like no tomorrow while the whole table laughed at them.
Another dude from the table that sat there told everyone he was going to try and get addicted to cigarettes just so he could get addicted then try and stop to see if he could. After he announced this he got up and came back 30 minutes and REEKED of cigarettes. He did this I think every day for the rest of the year.
[QUOTE=alpha00zero;47598941]I have similar stories.
Another did the same with grounded Rocket candies. Don't ask me what went through their heads.[/QUOTE]
Too much sugar and whatever chemicals they use in those types of candies
All this talk is bringing back memories.
Remember food trends in Elementary School? Straw juice with jello bits in it, dry noodles and Chubby's (tiny soda that had nothing but sugar and artificial flavor). Shit was dope.
But then there was dry Kool-Aid eating. For some reason, kids liked that. So, as a dumb kid, I decided to try. The trick was to swallow the powder in one go. Sadly, I choked on it.
I was spilling vivid red saliva from my mouth. The poor teacher thought I had broken my teeth.
[QUOTE=FiveEyes;47599242]Christ this must be super common with morons.
When I moved to Oregon and was in my sophomore year of high school I sat at this lunch table with these clearly not so bright bunch of individuals. Typical trouble makers, stoners, and shit talkers. They were alright, weren't mean to me and made me laugh which is why I sat at that table for the whole year.
At some point two of them had some smarties and one got the idea to crush them up and snort it. They did and they were in tears and coughing like no tomorrow while the whole table laughed at them.
Another dude from the table that sat there told everyone he was going to try and get addicted to cigarettes just so he could get addicted then try and stop to see if he could. After he announced this he got up and came back 30 minutes and REEKED of cigarettes. He did this I think every day for the rest of the year.[/QUOTE]
The guy I talked about sits at the table across from where I sit during one of my lunches.
Him and a bunch of other weird people like to mix all of their food and drink together into one food tray and pay people to consume it.
[QUOTE=Punchy;47581919]I decided to kick myself in gear and hit it off with a girl i sit next to. I got cleaned up this morning and head to class.
She's late 2 minutes more than usual, so an annoying fat kid sits in her seat and starts talking to me about his favorite car. She walked in, saw him and had to sit where there was only 1 open seat.
Nothing kills a good mood quite like this does.[/QUOTE]
i audibly cringed after reading this, that sucks man
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