• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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I remember back in elementary school some kids a lunch spat on a table and literally drank each other's spit. Yes you heard that right, THEY DRANK THEIR SPIT. I literally puked after seeing that.
I AM the weird kid. I mausterbate on the bus alot and sometimes get high off the glue in woodshop.
[QUOTE=The Yiffy Fox;47601466]I AM the weird kid. I mausterbate on the bus alot and sometimes get high off the glue in woodshop.[/QUOTE] what the fuck is wrong with you
[QUOTE=ejonkou;47593212]What the fuck is up with this weird obsession a lot [sp](few damaged individuals)[/sp] of people have with Japan? It's really disturbing. I don't get it.[/QUOTE] Anime is really, really good at playing to people's fantasies.
[QUOTE=Bathtub;47601474]what the fuck is wrong with you[/QUOTE] Welcome to the Facepunch Gulag.
Especially the fucked up ones.
[QUOTE=The Yiffy Fox;47601466]I AM the weird kid. I mausterbate on the bus alot and sometimes get high off the glue in woodshop.[/QUOTE] Good! I finally found someone who beats off in public! I've always wanted to know why you people don't just wait until you get home, or at least get to the fucking bathroom. What possesses you to jerk it in public in plain sight of other people?
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;47601519]Good! I finally found someone who beats off in public! I've always wanted to know why you people don't just wait until you get home, or at least get to the fucking bathroom. What possesses you to jerk it in public in plain sight of other people?[/QUOTE] and why are you so okay with sharing it with people
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;47601519]Good! I finally found someone who beats off in public! I've always wanted to know why you people don't just wait until you get home, or at least get to the fucking bathroom. What possesses you to jerk it in public in plain sight of other people?[/QUOTE] The idea of getting caught helps (I do it when no one is looking), and also I have no self control.
username and avatar fits the public masturbator profile so much oh jesus christ
this is basically what i imagine furries are like in real life
[QUOTE=alpha00zero;47598941]I witnessed my friend snort the Sour Patch remaining sugar. Let's just say it turned pretty bloody in the nasal area.[/QUOTE] My friends did this at our middle school summer church retreat camp. I have so many stories from that camp.
[QUOTE=The Yiffy Fox;47601466]I AM the weird kid. I mausterbate on the bus alot and sometimes get high off the glue in woodshop.[/QUOTE] people like you are why school buses are camera havens, with cameras especially placed looking at the back seats. fuck the fapping on the bus shit, how the hell do you get high off glue? I have never heard of such a thing till now. The fuck.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;47606385]people like you are why school buses are camera havens, with cameras especially placed looking at the back seats. fuck the fapping on the bus shit, how the hell do you get high off glue? I have never heard of such a thing till now. The fuck.[/QUOTE] Some things like glues and paints leave vapors after using them, it's why they put "use in a well ventilated area" on the bottle.
[QUOTE=The Yiffy Fox;47601466]I AM the weird kid. I mausterbate on the bus alot and sometimes get high off the glue in woodshop.[/QUOTE] Get a grip weirdo
[QUOTE=CrucialSeBBi;47606672]Get a grip weirdo[/QUOTE] I think his grip is the problem here
I'm really never entering a bus or public bathroom again.
[QUOTE=The Yiffy Fox;47601556]The idea of getting caught helps (I do it when no one is looking), and also I have no self control.[/QUOTE] Please stop masturbating on the bus.
All those permadead brain cells he killed huffing paint must not help either
In the later years of elementary school after moving from up north I attended a school that had a magnet program for gifted kids. Basically, all the kids who tested really well were sent there starting in 4th grade and stayed through 5th, then went off to middle school in 6th grade, but other grades were there too, "normal" kids, we called them :v: In 4th grade there was this Indian/Russian kid whose name was [changed here to] Sacha. Sacha and I became friends and we used to bullshit about videogames and stuff that nerdy 4th graders liked. Another kid, [name also changed] Allan, was this weirdo kid who was a product of a sheltering mother and an odd sibling rivalry between himself and his older brother, who was even weirder. We were friends and also shared the same interests. We had somewhere around 45 mins-1 hour of recess every day, and so after running 3 laps around the tiny gravel track we would all go and wander around. Sacha and I used to play like we were special agents. We would investigate people for crimes they had never even committed and do mock arrests and stuff like that. It was completely harmless and if people weren't playing along we would go find someone else who would. One time we built a "jail" in the small half-acre of woods behind the swings, which was basically a wall of old tree limbs and some rocks. Our "criminals" would be sent there until recess was over We were hardcore about it, too. One day we decided that we needed a name for our investigation crew. We came up with SBI, "Student Bureau of Investigation." I remember we sat down and wrote a constitution for our group, which was basically like "get all bad guys and don't betray the group!!!1!" At one point, Allan joined the group, but we wouldn't let him do some things like start or lead investigations because we thought he was too new and would "mess up." So he told his mom, who was, in fact, the most overprotective helicopter mom out of our entire class from what I could tell. She got our teacher to talk to us about the SBI and said we needed to let Allan do more, so we just disbanded it. I knew Allan throughout the first half of middle school as well. After that we kind of went our separate ways. I think that playing mario kart DS got old after a while, and after that, all he wanted to do was play soccer. I was more interested in listening to heavy metal, self-loathing, and playing ROBLOX so we kinda just stopped talking to each other. Then he moved to St. Louis out of nowhere. Later on, right before sophomore year of high school, it turned out we would be taking the same summer gym class after moving BACK from St. Louis. He seemed like the same person he was in 6th grade, except this time it was like he just could not stop talking about tits and pokemon. So after the summer gym class ended (about 7 weeks long), his mom fucking called my mom and was like "OHH WE ARE BACK FROM ST LOUIS WE SHOULD GET OUR KIDS TOGETHER FOR A PLAYDATE" (I shit you not, I was like 15/16), which made me nervous but laugh at the same time, so my mom was like "our kids are in high school, let them call each other, wtf?" and we never talked again lol
i sniff markers in my psych class come at me
[QUOTE=MilkBagz;47608038]I'm really never entering a bus or public bathroom again.[/QUOTE] There's a huge mega-thread on an incredibly popular Swedish forum about people masturbating in weird locations. 80% of the posts are about masturbating in the bus/train. Hand sanitizer is your best friend.
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;47574475]In my school we had some twins, called Thomas and Jack, identical twins. These guys were the definition of Social Ineptitude, here's a list of shit they did. - [B]Pulled their trousers and underwear all the way down to piss in a urinal (Fun fact: I once shot a sticky dart at one of them and got it to stick to their arse.)[/B] - Jack once shat himself in an assembly we had. - They would run around the school yard pretending to be sonic and then get into an argument when they realised that Sonic doesn't have a twin. - Thomas once threw a chair at a speaker we had at the school because "he looked like a cunt" - Thomas and Jack would both skip P.E and sit in an IT room looking up pokemon rule 34. Fucking weird cunts man I tell you.[/QUOTE] Feels good man.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;47609028][IMG]http://www.krcrtv.com/image/view/-/32428724/medRes/1/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/nfyl0g/-/Bailey--Warren-Cameron--37941-04-16-2015-jpg.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [quote=Wikipedia on sanpaku]According to Chinese myth, [...] when the upper sclera (white part of the eye) is visible it is said to be an indication of mental imbalance in people such as psychotics, murderers, and anyone rageful. Stress and fatigue may also be a cause.[/quote] Freaky, ain't it?
[QUOTE=The Yiffy Fox;47601556]The idea of getting caught helps (I do it when no one is looking), and also I have no self control.[/QUOTE] You disgust me.
[QUOTE=The Yiffy Fox;47601466]I AM the weird kid. I mausterbate on the bus alot and sometimes get high off the glue in woodshop.[/QUOTE] Fucking seek help jesus christ....
[QUOTE=Fosax;47601574]username and avatar fits the public masturbator profile so much oh jesus christ[/QUOTE] I figured he was a troll then saw his first TF2 item, which is another god damn furry cum joke. LexDragon 3.0/WhiteHusky 2.0
[QUOTE=The Yiffy Fox;47601466]I AM the weird kid. I mausterbate on the bus alot and sometimes get high off the glue in woodshop.[/QUOTE] Even though the internet is quite the anonymous safe haven where you can tell a lot of people your worries and personal issues. Please don't fucking talk about your weird shit again, children and adults alike do not want to see you mash your limp dick at the back of the bus you oddball.
We do not know how did it, but someone at my school have taken 30 or so plates from the dining room/cantine(?). The kitchen staff noticed that there were fewer plates than before and talked to us (the students) about this. A few weeks later a guy from our school found two bags full of used plates in the woods nearby. Yeah, those were the plates the kitchen staff had been missing. I mean, who just takes plates, uses them and then throws them in the woods?
[QUOTE=Stimich;47609548]We do not know how did it, but someone at my school have taken 30 or so plates from the dining room/cantine(?). The kitchen staff noticed that there were fewer plates than before and talked to us (the students) about this. A few weeks later a guy from our school found two bags full of used plates in the woods nearby. Yeah, those were the plates the kitchen staff had been missing. I mean, who just takes plates, uses them and then throws them in the woods?[/QUOTE] For future reference, it's canteen, or you could also use cafeteria.
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