Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=rovar;47665662]A little update on our dumbass duo. Matt got arrested for stealing smoke detectors and lighting small fires. I assume when the police showed up he "KEK'd" and tried to run.
Devon is in high school still, trying to get the remaining [b]8 credits[/B] and I've been told he's gotten 3. Good luck, Devon. Oh and hid various meats around the room until they started to rot and did that constantly thought the semester. No one ever caught him until the last few weeks where he was seen putting uncooked chicken strips in the utility closet.[/QUOTE]
this is like beavis and butthead irl
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;47666794]this is like beavis and butthead irl[/QUOTE]
But stupider
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;47666794]this is like beavis and butthead irl[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;47669869]But stupider[/QUOTE]
I never thought seeing people being described as such.
Not a student but a substitute I had a couple days ago.
He never said his name, just did attendance and said "you know what to do" (we didn't). He just kind of sat there for a while. Later someone said he was looking up on google stuff like "Boobs videos", and I walked by and there was a video of a nude woman. The teacher's computer has the screen facing back at the students, so anyone working back at their desks would see it. Then he just got up and left without saying a fucking thing, and came back 30 minutes later like nothing happened.
I had the same sub a few months ago, and just kind of stared at us strangely.
[QUOTE=Psycho9182;47675419]Not a student but a substitute I had a couple days ago.
He never said his name, just did attendance and said "you know what to do" (we didn't). He just kind of sat there for a while. Later someone said he was looking up on google stuff like "Boobs videos", and I walked by and there was a video of a nude woman. The teacher's computer has the screen facing back at the students, so anyone working back at their desks would see it. Then he just got up and left without saying a fucking thing, and came back 30 minutes later like nothing happened.
I had the same sub a few months ago, and just kind of stared at us strangely.[/QUOTE]
Can't teachers get fired for that kind of thing?
Pretty sure it can also lead to a sex offender registration, if you're openly watching porn around minors in some states, but I don't know about here in Kansas.
[QUOTE=rovar;47663025]Devon's up and he says, "I got this, shitlords." and gets ready to sprint. The gun goes off and I shit you not, 4 steps in, his right ankle does a 180 degree twist and cracks as loud as the starting gun.[/QUOTE]
I've been laughing at this for about ten minutes straight; I love this thread.
So I went to school with another guy named Brandon. He was a creepy asshole that no one liked because he would talk in class incessantly to his neighbors, who would get tired of his shit immediately. He laughed at his own jokes, and he was always the only one laughing, and he would interrupt and make fun of anyone who tried to talk to him. He always wore a shiteating grin like he was so proud of himself too. There was nothing mentally different about him, so he had no excuse. He was just an asshole.
Also, he was blond and had a bowl cut that didn't change from the time I met him in grade school, age 10, until we graduated eight years later.
So when we were sophomores we had English together, along with one of my close friends, Nate. Nate was a weird guy too, but in a much cooler way. Nate had friends, and he usually knew exactly what to say to people to burn them at their own game. So one day, we're grouped up, me, Brandon, Nate, and another girl I didn't know. Immediately, Brandon sets in with his bullshit, this time being incredibly sexist to the girl in our group who's trying desperately just to ignore him.
"I'm glad you're not talking, I can't stand the sound of [I]stupid[/I] bitches. I nailed a girl like you once but I dumped her because she wouldn't shut her fucking mouth, huh huh huh, you open your mouth it better be so I can put my cock in it," and then he looked at me and Nate like he just dropped the fucking burn of the century. I was completely disgusted with him, but Nate had his poker face on.
That's when Brandon made the mistake of going for the fist-bump with Nate. Nate [b]punched[/b] Brandon's fist so hard that Brandon finally took the fucking message and didn't say anything for the rest of class. The girl and I laughed.
A couple of days ago I experienced one of the most cringeworthy things I've ever seen. I was in a skype video call with some people from one of my classes so we could study, and this nerdy guy I know was sharing his screen because he was illustrating a problem. Out of the blue, he goes to one of the girls (WHO WAS IN THE FUCKING CALL) facebook page and google image searches her profile picture. I say to him on chat "what the fuck are you doing" and he laughs nervously and continues looking at what the search came up with.
[editline]7th May 2015[/editline]
Also the ketchup snorting kid I talked about awhile ago did a line of ground-up chalk in the cafeteria at the table next to the one I was sitting at.
[editline]7th May 2015[/editline]
Oh my god I completely forgot, theres a girl in my year who always watches anime porn. In the hallways, in class, in the cafeteria, everywhere. She also really likes the YuGiOh trading card game.
One day a year or two ago, some bitch was making fun of her at lunch. After not saying anything for awhile, she fucking WHIPS out a fresh yugioh deck and shrieks at the top of her lungs "DO YOU WANNA DUEL, BITCH?".
It was like an autistic Worldstar video.
This thread makes me miss school so much.
I wish I could do it all over again
:(
[QUOTE=Big Johnson;47677188]This thread makes me miss school so much.
I wish I could do it all over again
:([/QUOTE]
Not me, early school up to Cegep was fucking terrible for me, a real nightmare
[QUOTE=Big Johnson;47677188]This thread makes me miss school so much.
I wish I could do it all over again
:([/QUOTE]
I also miss watching people masturbate. :smith:
So I went to France to learn French for a month. The whole experience was pretty cool, I went to a language school for that month and met a lot of people from a lot of different cultures.
Then there's this Russian Kid called Pedro in my class. He was fat, smelly, and generally unlikable. The tables in the classroom are arranged in a "C" shape, so Pedro sat at one end of the "C". There was literally a fucking quaratine around him - no-one would sit next to him during class because he smelled so bad. The teacher knew and she didn't say anything about it. And the worst part is when he speaks. Once, we were learning grammar and went to learn about "Je me" and other reflexives and someone made a sentence about a car.
Then Pedro raised his hand and started talking about how he owned a toy car collection, how obsessesed he was with cars and how he rode a tank. He also went on to talk about his uncle, a tank-driver until I lost track of his bullshit. This went on for half the lesson until the teacher told him to stop talking.
He was also ultra-creepy - during my time there I was friends with this German chick called Ida. She would usually sit with her dutch friend at one end of the C while I sat with a bunch of my friends on the opposite side. One day pedro decided to sit next to Ida and proceeded to try to talk to her and tell her about his car collection for the whole lesson. Even my constantly stoned friend was creeped out.
After that she always sat down after Pedro sat down.
Not quite a "weird kid" but more of a school story. I have a "weird kid" story as well which is somewhat similar to this one, but I'll post that another time.
So our bathrooms have been locked down except when monitored for the rest of the year.
First someone keyed all the mirrors and they just didn't put them back up. This was in January
The next event happened two weeks ago. Someone took a shit all over the toilet seat, stuffed the toilet with toiler paper, and fucking lit it on fire. Apparently it took a few minutes to know what had happened when someone else went into the bathroom and reported it. They started being stricter after this.
Now last week, someone who had gone to the bathroom came back pale-white and said "there's red stuff that looks like blood all over the guys bathroom."
When the janitor investigated it, it was raspberry jelly. Someone literally just threw jelly all over the bathroom. It was everywhere. floors, walls, toilets, etc.
This was when they locked down the boys bathroom except during passing time with teachers monitoring it.
Now I'm hearing that the soap dispenser in the GIRLS room was found on the floor and the entire bathroom was coated in soap and water. Whoever did it got the soap everywhere and then blocked the sinks so they'd flood into the room.
People still don't know who it is, but there's a very high suspicion level about who it probably is. The current Sophomores have had a bad reputation since early gradeschool. They're all rich as fuck (I mean some of them are in fortune 500 families) and have always been terrible.
Last year (Freshmen at the time, but it started in [b]8th grade[/b] they made a huge sexting ring and they had over 1600 pictures and 40 videos.
They were outright walking up to some of the senior girls asking for pics at some points. I mean it was BAD.
When news eventually got out, the only punishment they got was a week of in-school suspension, two summer detentions (week after school was over), and a lot of talking to. They already had a bad rep from their previous school (in which they managed to destroy a teacher's car at one point) and this was their punishment.
Sometimes I hate being at a Catholic school, but basically it's go to the school where "morals" are more important than laws, or go to the school where people are flipping teachers off and cussing them out to their face, doing molly IN CLASS, and having to deal with weekly drug searches when they bring the drug dogs through the school.
Alright, this thread has reminded me of one more special gem, and then I'll take a break for a while. In 7th and 8th grade, I attended a combined high school and middle school in my town along with my older brother. I was in the 8th grade the year he was a senior, so he drove me to school and we often ate lunch together. I transferred to our town's other high school afterwards, where Brandon was attending.
There was one day in 8th grade when I was sitting at lunch when my brother wasn't around, and this pudgy Hispanic kid I didn't know comes walking up to me. He says "hey, my friend told me to tell you that you're a man whore." I asked him who his friend was and he indicated toward this scrawny white kid with blond hair and a lazy eye at the other end of the table (it was one of those long rectangular tables with the bench-style seats.) I recognize him from my gym class but I don't know his name, so I go over to his side of the table and confront him, ask him why he's looking for trouble from me. He sits there sort of sputtering and halfway ignoring me, like he didn't really have a plan for if I came over. So whatever, I figure that's that.
Thus begins the saga of Patrick.
As it turned out, Patrick was an acquaintance of my friends Eric and Michael who apparently had some burning desire to be top dog of the 5th period gym class. He correctly gathered that I was the most awkward and tongue-tied out of my group and that I would be the easiest target to fuck with, but he forgot to take into account that he was a 5'1" manlet who couldn't intimidate a furby. After two or three more attempts at getting under my skin which were just as well thought out as the first, he decided the only way he would be able to prove himself would be to beat us all at sports.
Mind you, none of us gave a flying fuck about this kid.
Suddenly, every day we met up in the gym, this little munchkin would be joining whatever game we were playing, bitching about the rules (like screaming "traveling!" during basketball), and demanding to be the leader of whatever team he was on. Problem was, he would get crushed pretty much every time, insult us afterwards, and then get angsty when we trash-talked him back. This cycle kept up for [b]months[/b], and he eventually contacted one of the deans and complained that he was being bullied.
But then he would insist on sitting next to us at lunch, where he could brood in silence for the entire period or try to snipe us when he thinks he can interpret something as vaguely homosexual. He was hugely homophobic. One day we shared an exchange in the lunchroom which really should have been the end of it. I don't remember what I said that prompted it, but he suddenly cut into a conversation between me and Eric to accuse me for the millionth time of being a fag. Eric had already tried multiple times by this point in the year to ask the "what's wrong with being gay" question but I think Patrick might have been from a really religious household. I don't know, but the point is that we weren't using that line of thinking anymore.
I turn around and ask him "why are you always thinking about gay stuff? You're always quiet, is that what you're thinking about?"
He replies "oh what, are you saying I'm gay?"
"You said it, not me,"
I don't have any issue with gay people; I only said that because I knew how it would set Patrick off.
"Oh sure, I'm gay," he replies, sarcastically "[b]wanna see my penis?[/b]" His face was filled with instant regret and we just laughed at him, and everyone pretty much thought it was over at that point. But Patrick would not be stopped that easily.
The true ending came a few days later. I was sitting with my brother instead of my usual group. Bro was to the left of me, and another guy I knew named Lucas was sitting two seats to my right, leaving an open spot. Patrick comes into the lunchroom, and after finding no open spots near my friends (the same reason I wasn't sitting there) he locks onto that open spot on my right. By now my brother recognizes this guy and is like "Oh fuck no. Don't you dare sit here." Bro is a 6'1" senior. I also tell Patrick to get lost, but he just drops his tray on the table and starts tearing up.
Mind you, there are open seats all over the lunchroom, and he's crying because he can't sit next to the guy he's been harassing unprovoked for roughly 4 months by that point. For him, putting that tray down is some sort of act of defiance, "proof" that we can't control where he sits. Lucas suddenly turns around, and in the polite voice of the bystander, tells Patrick that he should probably find a seat elsewhere.
Instead, Patrick nuts the fuck up. He suddenly snatches the slice of pizza off Lucas' tray and shoves it sauce-side first into Lucas' white shirt just before my brother had time to spring up and grab him. The same dean that Patrick had complained to was on the scene, and three people plus the stains on Lucas' shirt were enough to get him suspended.
[QUOTE=Sega Saturn;47677702]Alright, this thread has reminded me of one more special gem, and then I'll take a break for a while. In 7th and 8th grade, I attended a combined high school and middle school in my town along with my older brother. I was in the 8th grade the year he was a senior, so he drove me to school and we often ate lunch together. I transferred to our town's other high school afterwards, where Brandon was attending.
There was one day in 8th grade when I was sitting at lunch when my brother wasn't around, and this pudgy Hispanic kid I didn't know comes walking up to me. He says "hey, my friend told me to tell you that you're a man whore." I asked him who his friend was and he indicated toward this scrawny white kid with blond hair and a lazy eye at the other end of the table (it was one of those long rectangular tables with the bench-style seats.) I recognize him from my gym class but I don't know his name, so I go over to his side of the table and confront him, ask him why he's looking for trouble from me. He sits there sort of sputtering and halfway ignoring me, like he didn't really have a plan for if I came over. So whatever, I figure that's that.
Thus begins the saga of Patrick.
As it turned out, Patrick was an acquaintance of my friends Eric and Michael who apparently had some burning desire to be top dog of the 5th period gym class. He correctly gathered that I was the most awkward and tongue-tied out of my group and that I would be the easiest target to fuck with, but he forgot to take into account that he was a 5'1" manlet who couldn't intimidate a furby. After two or three more attempts at getting under my skin which were just as well thought out as the first, he decided the only way he would be able to prove himself would be to beat us all at sports.
Mind you, none of us gave a flying fuck about this kid.
Suddenly, every day we met up in the gym, this little munchkin would be joining whatever game we were playing, bitching about the rules (like screaming "traveling!" during basketball), and demanding to be the leader of whatever team he was on. Problem was, he would get crushed pretty much every time, insult us afterwards, and then get angsty when we trash-talked him back. This cycle kept up for [b]months[/b], and he eventually contacted one of the deans and complained that he was being bullied.
But then he would insist on sitting next to us at lunch, where he could brood in silence for the entire period or try to snipe us when he thinks he can interpret something as vaguely homosexual. He was hugely homophobic. One day we shared an exchange in the lunchroom which really should have been the end of it. I don't remember what I said that prompted it, but he suddenly cut into a conversation between me and Eric to accuse me for the millionth time of being a fag. Eric had already tried multiple times by this point in the year to ask the "what's wrong with being gay" question but I think Patrick might have been from a really religious household. I don't know, but the point is that we weren't using that line of thinking anymore.
I turn around and ask him "why are you always thinking about gay stuff? You're always quiet, is that what you're thinking about?"
He replies "oh what, are you saying I'm gay?"
"You said it, not me,"
I don't have any issue with gay people; I only said that because I knew how it would set Patrick off.
"Oh sure, I'm gay," he replies, sarcastically "[b]wanna see my penis?[/b]" His face was filled with instant regret and we just laughed at him, and everyone pretty much thought it was over at that point. But Patrick would not be stopped that easily.
The true ending came a few days later. I was sitting with my brother instead of my usual group. Bro was to the left of me, and another guy I knew named Lucas was sitting two seats to my right, leaving an open spot. Patrick comes into the lunchroom, and after finding no open spots near my friends (the same reason I wasn't sitting there) he locks onto that open spot on my right. By now my brother recognizes this guy and is like "Oh fuck no. Don't you dare sit here." Bro is a 6'1" senior. I also tell Patrick to get lost, but he just drops his tray on the table and starts tearing up.
Mind you, there are open seats all over the lunchroom, and he's crying because he can't sit next to the guy he's been harassing unprovoked for roughly 4 months by that point. For him, putting that tray down is some sort of act of defiance, "proof" that we can't control where he sits. Lucas suddenly turns around, and in the polite voice of the bystander, tells Patrick that he should probably find a seat elsewhere.
Instead, Patrick nuts the fuck up. He suddenly snatches the slice of pizza off Lucas' tray and shoves it sauce-side first into Lucas' white shirt just before my brother had time to spring up and grab him. The same dean that Patrick had complained to was on the scene, and three people plus the stains on Lucas' shirt were enough to get him suspended.[/QUOTE]
So he did all this because he was gay right?
This one is more cute (to me at least), than weird. Although, it is a little strange.
In my senior year of high school, I had an AP English30 class with a girl named Nadine who is also my close friend. She has a 6 year old younger sister named Zoe. Now, Nadine is 100% completely normal, but what's weird is her circumstance that makes it so Zoe is brought to class everyday by Nadine. Almost everyone in the entire grade knows Zoe, and she knows a good amount of us, especially me. Nadine has to bring Zoe around and the school really doesn't mind, I suppose they have an arrangement of some sort. Nadine's home situation is a bit strange. Her parents don't live with them, and haven't since she started high school.
However, Zoe has to be the fucking cutest thing on the planet. During our work periods she'll walk up to various people she recognizes and like play with them. I remember one day she sat with me on the corner of my desk, as I wrote out the rough draft on my essay. Like, she just walks around the classroom curious as hell and people just interact with her. I'll see people see her walk by their desk, and she'll like get them to pat her head or something and just keep walking by. She might just like the attention is all. I've known Nadine since we were around 8 or 9, so I've known Zoe since birth. I've actually had Zoe on my lap while I wrote my assignments during lunch times (I often stayed in to work) to keep me company when Nadine isn't around. She's super obedient and she's loads of fun to be around. She's super cuddly too which can get annoying sometimes but it makes your day a bit better.
She's annoying as shit sometimes when you're trying to work though. Like, she'll grab onto your arm and hold herself up when you're trying to write and you have to tell her to get off. Or she'll sometimes take your paper or pencils and replace them with someone else's. That doesn't happen too often, usually if she's really bored. Other than that it makes English one of my favorite classes. She also doesn't talk very much. She's very active, but she doesn't say much to anyone really. She mostly talks to Nadine when she needs something.
[QUOTE=ejonkou;47608963]There's a huge mega-thread on an incredibly popular Swedish forum about people masturbating in weird locations. 80% of the posts are about masturbating in the bus/train.[/QUOTE]
Link?
I knew a guy in my secondary school ( high school for you Americans ) who took a dump in one of the sinks.... He was a scumbag.... As far as I know, the school had to bring in some guy to disinfect the whole toilet room. I think he went on to have a successful career selling marijuana to minors.
reading my class facebook page for college next year is painful
[editline]8th May 2015[/editline]
they're all talking about yu-gi-oh duels and anime oh god why did I chose this college
[QUOTE=Articsledder;47687969]reading my class facebook page for college next year is painful
[editline]8th May 2015[/editline]
they're all talking about yu-gi-oh duels and anime oh god why did I chose this college[/QUOTE]
Reading through Monash Stalkerspace is always a good time
While it's supposed to be around finding students to meet again
There are a lot of posts that are just downright amusing
Today I was told that theres a guy at my school who made a tumblr called "i love [girls name]" and reblogs every single thing this poor girl has on her tumblr
[QUOTE=Bathtub;47691615]Today I was told that theres a guy at my school who made a tumblr called "i love [girls name]" and reblogs every single thing this poor girl has on her tumblr[/QUOTE]
That's fucking sad lmao
Last year of school i became the place's anime overlord thanks to my idea of having an anime club on weekends. For the most part though, i tried to instruct kids about not "overacting" the anime part and we actually watched some cool stuff together, discussing about x show's plot and stuff, reading about authors and enjoying ourselves. it all went pretty chill for most of the year, until people from other schools started to come into the club and thats when shit hit the fan.
I do remember in particular some random girl added me on MSN and she wont stop asking me if we could watch gravitation in the club, to wich i politely refused because people was not ready for that kind of stuff and i feared it could lead to other issues with the school's director (mind you, it was a catholic school). eventually i found out in one of those discussions that she merely wanted me to put that show purely to see people's reaction about two guys kissing and making out.
eventually she accused me of being homophobic and warned me she was going to ask his gay friends to rape me so i would learn to love yaoi, shouting this in front of everyone in the club in the most anime-ish way she could. thankfully everyone realised how much of a stupid thing that was and i asked her to never come back.
It always seems as though the most weirdest fucks are wearing Fedoras.
Hardly anyone at my school plays video games or watches anime.
I think I'm lucky.
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;47695532]It always seems as though the most weirdest fucks are wearing Fedoras.[/QUOTE]
I knew one guy who looked and acted very professionally (I think that's the word) and wore a fedora alongside a long coat. He didn't wear it inside or at all times like some do and was a very respectful dude.
It's that one exception to the rule. Or a bug in the Matrix.
The first time I saw people who were way to much into anime/japanese culture with my own eyes was about a year and half ago.
The first one was in my class. Borderline "Japan is the best, I wanna live there.", she carried a 5TB external drive with nothing but anime series, which I think was her second one, having a bigger one at home. She was a barely okay person to be around but definitely not someone you would want in your team. She barely did any progress in her works, would leave class 2 hours before the end and would complain her lack of money yet she could spend a lot of money to attend conventions alongside reserve a hotel room. She also had a very anarchist view of things.
The other one was not in my class but in the night program. Let's call her Ni. Ni would enter the classroom about and hour before her class, while most of our was still going on but since she didn't disturbed anyone, the teacher didn't mind.
At some point, I had to stay a little longer after class to finish a few things and my former art teacher came in to get her stuff ready for her night class which Ni was part of. A very chill art teacher, the type that takes the time to help students that have a harder time. Very patient too.
They started talking and I overheard that she had bad marks and the teacher tried to explain her that, while the anime style is fine and dandy, basic rules are more important to master first and that she had not even incorporated the needed elements. Ni went into some rant about anime and how important it is to her to learn it so she could become a manga artist herself and other anime related yapping.
Ni just ended up leaving, mumbling what I assumed was an insult, and the teacher resumed her work.
I ended up talking to the teacher about the whole thing and she just shrug it off saying "Don't worry I've seen plenty of students with similar stubborn mindsets. However, that's the first one whom I didn't understand half of what she was saying."
In my uni course a few years back there was an Indian kid really nice gentle guy so don't be too hard on him.
Half way through the year he wore a fedora but with a string on the bottom so the wind wouldn't blow it off, we liked to call it his Primary school fedora
Jeez, it's like everyone in you guys's area that like anime are fucking borderline psychos.
Anime fans here are pretty ok. I know 1 guy who would do the japanese victory hand sign from time to time and dye his hair in a funny color but that's it. My girlfriend is an anime fan too, and is pretty girly when it comes to that, but otherwise she isn't obnoxious about it.
And apart from them I've never seen weird shits like this. Is Quebec just devoid of that kind of specimen of weird people?
You live in Quebec, ofc nobody wants to live with the frenchmen as their neighbour.
I don't get your point but ok...
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