• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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I am happy to say Alex is not my real name, looking back at this thread's history.
This isn't a "weird kids" story but a "stuff we did" story but hey whatever at middle school we had what was basically a shallow dranage ditch around the edge of the property, mostly made of gravel and a grey clayish soil. It became a thing to just start building dams and river runs in it along the short end of the soccer field. Most people made water slides and chutes to race twigs or whatever, i remember building a self leveling set of lochs using straws to link the different chambers. I think i wanted to see if i could make the pressure push water uphill after reading about that sort of thing somewhere. Anyway, you can probably guess that the school dickheads would built dams at the top of the ditch and demmand food and candy to let the water out. Despotic is the best word i could use to describe them, utterly devoid of redeeming features among them, classical assholes in the purest sense. Usually i'd just get fed up and wait for either the other kids to pay the ransom or go to the library to read stuff, but one day i just decided enough was enough, and while they were going up and down the ditch demmanding stuff, i just ran to the head of the stream and kicked their dam down letting the water flow. The other kids laughed and i took off. And one of the biggest showboaters of the heard of assholes was named Isiah, and i heard him run to the aid and tell some sob story about me, and i got my ass handed to me for 'bullying'. Doesn't matter that the rouge pack of dicks were despotic fuckers who everyone knew and watched beat people up, demmand protection favors like for the water, steal yugioh cards, the lot of it. They were fucking cartoon charicters, but whenever someone would tell on them, no matter what teacher or adult you tell, they say "well we need evidence" and would never bother to chase it. You'd think after dozens and dozens of reports they'd do shit, but apparently not, but they could still pull shit like that off themselves, because of course they could Years later me and a friend found king asshole on his own and kicked his teeth in, so that was satisfying. Last i'd heard he's off in a correctional school but that was like 2008 so who the fuck knows where he is now
There's this one girl (We'll call her Cat) and another girl (We'll call her GERL because idk what her real name is). They sit alone at lunch, and play on their 3Dses(?) and play mario kart all period. Cat is horribly overweight, and during health class last year she got in an argument with the teacher because she claimed that being overweight is "not unhealthy, all humans are different" but basically they loudly sing anime songs or something and yeah GERL sits with Cat and is not obese, but has some mustache hairs and carries around a tails doll. she constantly is like "stooooppp' in a snotty annoying voice and plays toontown flash games all lunch period. There's a guy named Raven who yells in a british accent loudly during my lunch period and has a rats nest hair style. (Not weird kids, but story of epic) Back in 6th grade me and my friends had the same lunch period. (Middle and highschool are connected and use same lunch room. if you're wondering, no, I'm not in middle school.) the people working in the room (custodians who also watched over the room) were extremely and obviously sexist, and they actually often ate the food they're selling (which is why our school is broke partly) and overcharged certain people. We got pissed one day and made "the bag." We'd take all food scraps, put it into a zip-lock bag, and mash it up and leave it. They got pissed one day and kept it and when we sat down they poured it all over the table. we kept doing it all year. [B]Edit:[/B] if you think we're dicks for doing that, just know they basically didn't clean the school much and sat around and got paid to eat the food
When I started high school people at school and my friends nicknamed me (and some still call me) "God". During the first day of school we had to work in teams, write an essay about human values or something like that, then go to the front and give a speech about or essay. My team got sent to the front and the entire room got silent (nobody knew each other), so I just began talking. I have a very cool voice (many people tell me I sound like a radio hoster) so everything sounded dramatic and epic. From that day people refered to me as "god". It was better than my previous nickname, people in middle school and elementary school used to call me "Hulk", because I once threw my chair at a guy who pissed me off.
[QUOTE=DarklytheGreat;47709586]theres this one girl in my class who does nothing but draw/trace dragon pictures and talk about anime and pokemon theres also another girl in the school who walked up to me and some friends and asked us if we knew what a goats vagina looked like[/QUOTE] Did you say "I don't know, will you let me look at yours?"
There's this black kid in my high school who just graduated this year, but every day, and I swear every day, he would wear a different colored cape. If you asked about it, he'd say "It's for raid night". He acted really egotistical and got a ton of attention on the yearbook, school newspaper, all that. His senior quote was, "I wear this cape because I'm better than you. - "Xavier to the 11th Century Pope." He was actually a really down to earth guy, and would always wear a different pair of jordans every day. Him and his friends would play Yu-Gi-Oh at lunch :v:
Most of the kids at my school right now are either A): immature jokesters, B): actual weirdos whether positive or negative, or C): actually normal people, but sadly, that last one isn't too common. Let's first start off with D. D was one of my fellow students grade school onward. Female, somewhat overweight, seemed to live with a poor family. In the past, she was a nice person who liked to talk with a lot of people, wasn't too socializing but atleast seemed to made a decent number of friends, liked to joke around a lot, and she reportedly had decent grades in school. I also remember helping her with some of her problems when we were younger, and we usually conversed with eachother several times beforehand, but it mostly involved jealous arguments over a friend because she could be a tattletale at times. Then, starting with 7th grade, holy fuck, did it turn out for the worst. She went into this dark and edgy phase: dyed her hair darker than it already was, would always think about something death related plus was pretty optimistically pessimistic (if that makes any sense) all the time, made death threats to people whether it be for responses she didn't personally like or straight just piss people off for the fun of it including teachers, and started wearing clothing you would see come from Hot Topic like those Blood On The Dancefloor shirts that border on near Cease & Desist such as [URL="http://www.bluebanana.com/shopimages/products/normal/64605_v2.jpg"]this one here.[/URL] Somehow, she never got in trouble even when she violated school rules at the time, and probably still gets away with whatever shit she does now. Oh, and she had a canister of fake blood on her at all times for some reason, and has a dA account that she kept bragging about to a friend of mine. I'm also pretty sure she's aware of how fucked up she became now, but she overly revels in all of it anyways. Overall, teen who thinks she's edgy as fuck and probably makes FNaF fanfiction now. Nothing too special compared to the other people in this thread. We now, because of me, just jokingly refer to her as the "dark & edgy" kid since she seems to be the only one like that in our school despite most of my school being unaware of what "dark & edgy" even means, sadly enough.
[QUOTE=Trilby Harlow;47717368]This isn't a "weird kids" story but a "stuff we did" story but hey whatever at middle school we had what was basically a shallow dranage ditch around the edge of the property, mostly made of gravel and a grey clayish soil. It became a thing to just start building dams and river runs in it along the short end of the soccer field. Most people made water slides and chutes to race twigs or whatever, i remember building a self leveling set of lochs using straws to link the different chambers. I think i wanted to see if i could make the pressure push water uphill after reading about that sort of thing somewhere. Anyway, you can probably guess that the school dickheads would built dams at the top of the ditch and demmand food and candy to let the water out. Despotic is the best word i could use to describe them, utterly devoid of redeeming features among them, classical assholes in the purest sense. Usually i'd just get fed up and wait for either the other kids to pay the ransom or go to the library to read stuff, but one day i just decided enough was enough, and while they were going up and down the ditch demmanding stuff, i just ran to the head of the stream and kicked their dam down letting the water flow. The other kids laughed and i took off. And one of the biggest showboaters of the heard of assholes was named Isiah, and i heard him run to the aid and tell some sob story about me, and i got my ass handed to me for 'bullying'. Doesn't matter that the rouge pack of dicks were despotic fuckers who everyone knew and watched beat people up, demmand protection favors like for the water, steal yugioh cards, the lot of it. They were fucking cartoon charicters, but whenever someone would tell on them, no matter what teacher or adult you tell, they say "well we need evidence" and would never bother to chase it. You'd think after dozens and dozens of reports they'd do shit, but apparently not, but they could still pull shit like that off themselves, because of course they could Years later me and a friend found king asshole on his own and kicked his teeth in, so that was satisfying. Last i'd heard he's off in a correctional school but that was like 2008 so who the fuck knows where he is now[/QUOTE] Hopefully he's not in a mental institution where he hears voices from a killer clown. Kudos to whoever get the reference.
I have a Alex in my school as well, although I've never do anything weird outside of wearing furry tails and carrying a pokemon plush wherever he goes.
Apparently the weird kid group all fuck each other, not even on the down low. One with an afro was overheard talking about how he wrong-holed his girlfriend in the butt during lunch yesterday. I can't get the image out of my mind.
A few days ago, as the entire school shook with the stomping and banging of protesters against governement austerity measures, this guy in a computer lab is scrolling through MLP fan-art and working on his personal adventure webcomic [I]in MS-Paint[/I].
[QUOTE=etoc17;47727162]A few days ago, as the entire school shook with the stomping and banging of protesters against governement austerity measures, this guy in a computer lab is scrolling through MLP fan-art and working on his personal adventure webcomic [I]in MS-Paint[/I].[/QUOTE] Well, he wasn't phased by the ruckus. If only it was constructive stuff...
Not many overly weird kids 'round here, mostly because they'd get slaughtered instantly Also some of the "cooler kids" who are actually just fools were playing minecraft like it was the coolest game ever And there is this one girl who dyes her hair purple/magenta and this one girl who stinks sometimes and they speak more English than the master race language, Serbian. Also the purple haired girl has garbage grades, sometimes when a teacher wants to question her she says "can i answer next time for reduced grade", since i am usually near her i say "1-1 (1 is the equivalent of F in here) is zero and you know damn well that that ain't possible" just to mess with her There is also this kid who i share my birthday with that is deliberately annoying and constantly wriggles out of a good beatin' but is actually a decent guy Then there is the "Facebook event" which wasn't really weird but more of a "oh shit nigga" thing if anyone wants to hear
Okay, I have two stories. One on a guy named R. And girl named M (not their real names, but fuck it, I'll call them by letters). Today during History R was doing work like everyone else. In other words fuck all. We hardly do anything. However we were discussing surreal art/paintings. The teacher asks me, "so what do you think about that painting?" (referring to that painting of clocks in the middle of the desert, forgot who it was made by or what the paiting was called itself). I say "I don't know", like, my usual answer if I'm drawing a blank. R is a strange case in a way that he always seems lost in reponse or thought. If he doesn't understand something, he starts rapping. He sounds like a junkie 90% of the time. He ask the teacher, "man, who even created time and how did he do some complex shit like that?" The teacher starts laughing and so does everyone else, including me. We were laughing at how out of place the question seemed, a bit like R himself. Out of this world. Okay, he is weird but not in just that regard. One time when playing GTA with his friends he said, "all rights guys, I'm going to fucking jerk off now, be right back." Apparently they could hear him doing it on the mic. Now about M. I dislike many people at school. Not so much "hate" but rather just not getting along with those types of people. I would probably say I dislike M the most however. You ever hate it when a girl just bitches and gets angry constantly, like they're on an eternal period or something? That's M. She is fucking unnecessarily rude too. Often talks back to the teachers. Refusing simple requests. Blames others for her own problems. Insecure is probably the best word that desribes her. A bitch. Like R, she is weird too. If I had a book from the start of high school to now, writing down something everytime she said something stupid or controversial, she would be embarrassed to see it. To cheer a nervous classmate who was doing a presentation she said, "don't worry, just imagine everyone in the classroom naked, it works for me." So she even imagines me naked? Okay. Now in media class today we all cannot seem to focus. It's always like that. But I try to do work at least unlike some other argumentative fucks. Now I chew gum often. For some reason I get a lot of shit for doing that however. Those people probably tell me off becaused they can't be assed to buy their own. So just like that, I get picked on. M gets angry during media class and starts arguing with the teacher about her work. She's like, "I've done my WORK!" and I say, "bullshit" in a joking tone. She then said she was going to, and I shit you not, "fucking kill" me. I don't even talk to the crazy bitch most of the time. When I do however (which is like, once per month), she has a fucking massive chip on her shoulder for some reason. Always the negative responses. Always yells... For some reason. And then she's like, "well Nick (that's me btw) is chewing GUM! So I can rat him out! I don't have to move seats, this isn't PRIMARY SCHOOL!" The teacher replies (and I was laughing too hard at this point), "well Nick is actually doing [B]work[/B], unlike you M." M then has a huge hissy fit after that. Two minutes later (which amused me), M asks "Hey Nick, can I have some gum?" Haha, obviously not bitch. I replied with "no", and I think she got really angry when I said that. Like she wasn't breathing from her nostrils, but from the mouth. Very rapid too. I'm also weird as well. Not in extreme ways, but I don't talk often. When I do, it's usually a smartass comment towards a smartass student. Fitting indeed. The weird part is that I do pterodactyl screeches on the bus, at school. They're like baby screeches, but I remember an older student who did the screeches perfectly. Fuck that took a while to type.
[QUOTE=Waffle Lord;47091061]Girl I met first week of school asked for my number, skype, etc. She asked to me open a water bottle and managed to almost choke and spit all over me. She talked about masturbating and showering together over skype 2nd day I knew her. "I only believe in sex after marriage." Turns out literally all of my friends also had an experience with her at one time or another as well. "I've had 52 boyfriends before you!" Bitch told both me and one of my friends that she loves us. She was also extremely catholic and racist. "You're like...white, right? My parents don't like anyone that isn't white. I know you're a bit tan but please try to look more white." At one point I was wearing a ring(It was made from a quarter, I thought it was neat), which was kind of bothering my finger so I took it off for a second. She instantly snatched it from me and stuck it in her belly button... [I]"Now put it in yours."[/I] [B][I]"Smell it."[/I][/B] She was in a "mlp belly rp" steam group too. I probably should've seen that coming when she introduced me to all of her friends who were bronies.[/QUOTE] More on this girl. She asked one of my friends to make out with his homecoming date, in front of him. She tried to give a handjob to a guy on her bus. They never said a word to each other, she just starting sitting next to him, and one day, started rubbing his leg, and went for it. He got up and was like "NOPE, THAT'S IT" and sat as far away from her at possible. She also walked up to another one of my friends, whom she had never met, snatched his pencil and dropped it in her shirt. [editline]smell it[/editline] [QUOTE=haloguy234;47730508]Is she cute? What's her number? [sp]How old is she and where does she live?[/sp][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=WhyNott;47736327]why do those kinds of thing never happen to me[/QUOTE] Guys. She took my ring, put it in her belly button, and told me to smell it and then put it in mine. She asked me to skype in the shower. She tried to give a handjob to a guy she had never talked to on the bus. The batshit outweighs the attractive here.
I will never understand the anime hair wigs and furry tail things, but in college I have found something much, much weirder. So there is this furry girl, nothing too weird about her; she is actually is very normal. But then one day she starts bringing these glove things in the shape of elk hooves. Constantly, she would clap them together like a monty python sound folly during our leisure time, and they are so uncanny and creepy. I don't know how much she paid for them exactly, but she is happy enough to tell everyone that her mother looked at her with a "disappointed look" on her face when they arrived in the mail.
[QUOTE=Waffle Lord;47729122]More on this girl. She asked one of my friends to make out with his homecoming date, in front of him. She tried to give a handjob to a guy on her bus. They never said a word to each other, she just starting sitting next to him, and one day, started rubbing his leg, and went for it. He got up and was like "NOPE, THAT'S IT" and sat as far away from her at possible. She also walked up to another one of my friends, whom she had never met, snatched his pencil and dropped it in her shirt.[/QUOTE] Is she cute? What's her number? [sp]How old is she and where does she live?[/sp]
I used to have this guy in my class that would fart a lot and I mean a lot, one day we had a substitute teacher and he got detention because he wouldn't stop farting :v: This kid also ate a bug someone burned with a lighter for like €1,-
My friend had a friend who was a total weirdo. He was one of those guys who could take any conversation and make it about Star Wars. We'll call him Simon. I didn't know him that well but he always rubbed me the wrong way. Anyway, in my sophomore year of high school we had a school dance. Since I wasn't too interested in having a date I would usually go stag and then just dance with whoever and have fun. So my group (including Simon) all end up kinda hanging out for the first little bit, drinking punch and eating food and generally just hanging out and having a good time. Finally the conversation kinda dies down so I'm like "Hey, I'm gonna go dance." So there's this cute girl with her friends but it's looking like she wants to break it off and go dance too. We make eye contact and she waves at me. I make a motion like "You wanna go dance?" and she smiles and nods. I start making my way across the room and almost meet up with her in the middle when suddenly Simon gets in front of me and physically stops me. The conversation basically went like this: Me: "Whoa, Simon, what are you doing?" Simon: "Don't do it man you're just setting yourself up for failure!" Me: "Simon get out of my way." Simon: "No way man I'm not gonna let you do it. I'm looking out for you man." Me: "Dude stop." Simon: *starts shoving me backwards* "No man this is for the best. I'm not gonna let you get hurt." I tell him to get off and try to step around him/push him out of the way but he just keeps getting in between me and the girl until he's made enough of a scene that a bunch of people had stopped dancing and had turned around to look at us. The girl, presumably not wanting to associate herself with the situation, promptly NOPE'd the fuck out of there and went back to talking to her friends. And Simon is still acting like he stopped some kind of disaster and is like "Alright man just BREATHE! She wasn't worth it! We gotta stick together!" So I'm pissed and I end up leaving the room. My friends try to tell Simon to leave me alone but he just keeps going on with his weird self-righteous bros-before-hoes nonsense. I'm just trying to cool down but Simon will not fuck off. He follows me into the hall and keeps trying to tell me what a huge fucking favor he just did me and how he's not going to back off until we "talk it out". The rest of my friends just kinda follow because I think they're half-expecting me to blast Simon in the face and level his troll-doll ass. So finally I end up going into a single bathroom with a lock on the door hoping that maybe I could lock him out for a few minutes and get some space to think. Nope, he shoves his way into the bathroom too. I should probably mention that during this whole time he kept trying to brohug me. So now we're in a bathroom, he's telling me how he just "bailed me out of the worst night of my life", and he's trying to hug me. In a bathroom. Long story short I ended up shoving him back into the hallway over the course of a minute or so and locking the door once I got him out and after some weird-ass bathroom door tug-of-war. I hear him yelling through the door at me for a while then yelling at my friends with his emphatic dudebro shit, somehow completely oblivious to the fact that what he's doing is really fucking weird. I ended up staying in the bathroom for like... five or ten minutes after he finally shut up, just to be absolutely sure. When I came out, no one was in the hall so I went back to the dance room. My friends were there with Simon who walks forward at me but stops like ten feet away and says "I'm sorry" in a shitty and insincere way like he cut off right before the words "but you know I was right". I didn't try to dance with anyone else that night. I just talked with my friends for the rest of the night while Simon was quiet and guilty-looking, then we all went home. I went to a lot of the school dances and that was the only one where I had a bad time. Fuck you, Simon.
[QUOTE=Bathacker;47735811]SIMON[/QUOTE] I'm kind of surprised you didn't punch him. I think I'd probably smash anybody who tried to hug me in a public bathroom. [editline]a[/editline] smash as in punch
[QUOTE=Bathacker;47735811]{Fuck you, Simon.}[/QUOTE] That's backwards retarded at its best. He's a living caricature and a bad one at that.
There's a guy in my school who runs down the hallways as fast as he can making car noises. He even obeys stop signs and what not while he runs....
[QUOTE=Waffle Lord;47729122]More on this girl. She asked one of my friends to make out with his homecoming date, in front of him. She tried to give a handjob to a guy on her bus. They never said a word to each other, she just starting sitting next to him, and one day, started rubbing his leg, and went for it. He got up and was like "NOPE, THAT'S IT" and sat as far away from her at possible. She also walked up to another one of my friends, whom she had never met, snatched his pencil and dropped it in her shirt.[/QUOTE] why do those kinds of thing never happen to me
This isn't really a weird kid at school story but a weird guy story nonetheless. My sister was dating this guy, and he may as well have been the spokesman for the dunning-kruger effect. He spent all of his free time making movies and comedy sketches, but they all sucked. He thought they were works of art and that he was one of the best writers in existence. I feel like the guy had a serious inferiority complex too, because if I tried to constructively and politely criticize his work he wouldn't talk to me for days. One time he actually cried. Dude was fucking 20 at the time and I was 17 or something. The last 5 or 6 years have been pretty hazy. So one day me, him, some friends, and my sister were all going to go see Toy Story 3 and this guy was being a complete fuckwit and suddenly decided at the last second that he wasn't going to go because my sister did something that made him mad. I told him to quit being a baby and act like an adult and when I turned around he punched me. I told him to fuck off and that if he's going to act like that, at least don't be a pussy about it and wait for me to turn away. My sister thought I was gonna deck him in the face and I really wanted to, I was so sick and tired of his shit. Every day some random thing someone would say would be taken the wrong way, like it was a serious insult. Guy had a serious craterface too, I don't know what my sister even saw in him. [sp]as it turns out he was actually beating my sister and she never told anybody. when i found out i really wished that i had beat the fuck out of him when he tried to fight me[/sp]
[QUOTE=WhyNott;47736327]why do those kinds of thing never happen to me[/QUOTE] because for the first half second you will enjoy it and feel extremely lucky, and then you will start to feel shame, confusion, and embarassment
[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;47736290]There's a guy in my school who runs down the hallways as fast as he can making car noises. He even obeys stop signs and what not while he runs....[/QUOTE] Also, another thing, most of the time he talks in car noises and uses rpm-ish sounds to describe his feelings. He also "revs" to fuck right as he's about to start running again.
[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;47737747]Also, another thing, most of the time he talks in car noises and uses rpm-ish sounds to describe his feelings. He also "revs" to fuck right as he's about to start running again.[/QUOTE] VTEC kicked in yo
[QUOTE=Bathtub;47726345]Apparently the weird kid group all fuck each other, not even on the down low. One with an afro was overheard talking about how he wrong-holed his girlfriend in the butt during lunch yesterday. I can't get the image out of my mind.[/QUOTE] Apparently after we finished some of our exams they all went to McDonalds and ate on the floor
[QUOTE=Bathtub;47737996]Apparently after we finished some of our exams they all went to McDonalds and ate on the floor[/QUOTE] Of all places, McDonalds' floor. This thread is the best. I love it. Especially when we got weird like "DA Appreciation Station" then there is weird like "Weird Kids", which is a lot more fun to read with a full stomach.
I've started to feel a lot better about my self after I red those weird ass stroys :v:
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