Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Waffle Lord;47767552]While at the urinals today, some guy took the one right next to me, even though the other ones were empty. He didn't unzip, didn't look over, just stood there, staring at the wall, hands at his side.
[b]I walked out of there so fast, didn't even wash my hands.[/b][/QUOTE]
Doesn't that make you the weird one
[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;47762510]Quick question, if you would ever see him again would you beat his ass up? I know I would, seeing as I have a sister of my own that I care for alot.[/QUOTE]
I saw him a few months later in 2010 when I went to go see Tron Legacy in theaters. I didn't even expect to see him there. He just materialized out of a huge crowd and tried to be all buddy-buddy with me. I didn't really say anything to him. I wanted to break his teeth but there would have been 200 witnesses. My sister didn't talk to me for a couple of weeks after that, though. She thought I organized meeting up with him at the theater or something. She was furious. I tried to tell her I just happened to run into him and she didn't believe me.
Some more backstory: he said he was a black belt in karate, even though I've never seen it. He also failed a semester of college because of me. He wanted me to write an essay for him about video game design and I never did. It ain't my fuckin future. He also started crying to his mom about how he "doesn't want to grow up". When this happened he was 20. I took a stroll through his youtube channel a few days ago and the quality has substantially increased since the 08/09 era, but in a bad way. Like, Tommy Wiseau "we need a sound stage for everything" bad. He honestly used to think he could turn his sub-100 view Youtube videos into a career. He probably still does.
I like to compare him to will.i.am, the world's luckiest idiot. Somehow, this guy ended up getting noticed by a relatively famous dude in the independent film industry around the St. Louis area. This guy was so fucking nice and cool as hell, and I loved hanging out with him. He let me do a lot of photography for behind-the-scenes stuff on one of his personal projects, shit was tight. This fucking guy got my sister's ex a showing in an actual, popular movie theater for one of his [I]dumbest[/I] movies. I don't know why this dude was even bothering with him. He said he saw "potential", but I bet he regrets every bit of that now. [URL="https://www.youtube.com/user/DeadZone24/videos"]Here's his channel[/URL]. Even weed doesn't make his shit tolerable. He also made his own 3-part movie series. They are basically exactly like every Friday the 13th movie ever. As a matter of fact, the ending for one is literally the ending to one of the Friday the 13th movies. He recorded it using his video camera by pointing it at the TV. The killer even wore a white hockey mask and wielded a machete. But any time I said "This is a lot like Friday the 13th" he'd go "NO IT ISN'T IT'S COMPLETELY ORIGINAL"
What irks me the fucking MOST is that his latest video "The Ravemaster" was filmed in the building that I work at. I've been working there since September. I have no idea how I didn't end up running into him. My office is secluded in the back of the building but it's a pretty public area. Most of the time when I hear loud music coming from the community center I just lock the back door to my shop so stupid kids don't come wandering in.
This girl on my class doesn't know how to tie her own shoes
I'm in college
[QUOTE=Fosax;47769133]This girl on my class doesn't know how to tie her own shoes
I'm in college[/QUOTE]
Fuckin wot.
Reminds me of the story my mum told me about the journalism prospects at the entrance exam who didn't know how to use a dictionary.
Today I was doing some make up hours for school and the dude in front of me was watching vines the whole class. Quite a few of them were porn. Lacking anything to do, me and the entire back row pretty much watched the non-porn ones over his shoulder. Then this guy hits me with 3 direct punches. One is a porn vine, followed by him raising his hand to reveal this weird fucked up black shit he had in his fingernail that I don't know what the fuck was, and then lastly, this guy thinks nobody is looking, so he digs in to his mouth, pulls out this big weird hunk of fucked up black goop shit, looked like black mozuku or something, and then lacking anywhere to put it he drops it in this drink he has.
Then he kept drinking out of the cup.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47769739]Today I was doing some make up hours for school and the dude in front of me was watching vines the whole class. Quite a few of them were porn. Lacking anything to do, me and the entire back row pretty much watched the non-porn ones over his shoulder. Then this guy hits me with 3 direct punches. One is a porn vine, followed by him raising his hand to reveal this weird fucked up black shit he had in his fingernail that I don't know what the fuck was, and then lastly, this guy thinks nobody is looking, so he digs in to his mouth, pulls out this big weird hunk of fucked up black goop shit, looked like black mozuku or something, and then lacking anywhere to put it he drops it in this drink he has.
Then he kept drinking out of the cup.[/QUOTE]
Was it snus?
[QUOTE=ejonkou;47769749]Was it snus?[/QUOTE]
I dunno what the fuck it was, but I don't think it was that. It was this huge, tendrilled wet glob of I don't even know. Like I said, looked like he pulled out a clump of black [url=http://mozuku.nutigusui.jp/img/top/img-mozuku.jpg]mozuku[/url].
[QUOTE=Fosax;47769133]This girl on my class doesn't know how to tie her own shoes
I'm in college[/QUOTE]
I couldnt really tie my shoes untill last year :v:
Not weird, but stupid.
A girl in my English class of all places refused to accept that the plural for sheep was in fact still sheep. She insisted that "sheeps" was correct, and even when the fucking TEACHER stepped in she still claimed to be right, saying it was "her opinion".
[QUOTE=Fosax;47769133]This girl on my class doesn't know how to tie her own shoes
I'm in college[/QUOTE]
I'm almost 18 and I still don't know how to tie my shoes
[QUOTE=Blazedol;47769850]I'm almost 18 and I still don't know how to tie my shoes[/QUOTE]
I barely learned, I just do a really half-assed job tying them then slip them on until the laces come undone again
[QUOTE=Timezbrick;47769821]I couldnt really tie my shoes untill last year :v:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Blazedol;47769850]I'm almost 18 and I still don't know how to tie my shoes[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Agent Fedora;47769968]I barely learned, I just do a really half-assed job tying them then slip them on until the laces come undone again[/QUOTE]
[B][I][U]HOW!?
[/U][/I][/B] I learned that when I was like, 5 years old.
[QUOTE=Blazedol;47769850]I'm almost 18 and I still don't know how to tie my shoes[/QUOTE]
I know a girl who can't read analog watches, she's 24 this year.
[QUOTE=Gogi;47770058]I know a girl who can't read analog watches, she's 24 this year.[/QUOTE]
What?! Those are the easiest ones to learn!
It took way longer for me to learn the digital version, because in Denmark we don't use AM or PM.
8:00 PM is 20:00 in denmark.
I love the AM/PM system as it's so fucking easy to remember.
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;47769977][B][I][U]HOW!?
[/U][/I][/B] I learned that when I was like, 5 years old.[/QUOTE]
I don't really know. Maybe I just prefer lace-less shoes or something.
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;47769977][B][I][U]HOW!?
[/U][/I][/B] I learned that when I was like, 5 years old.[/QUOTE]
my dad taught me in a way that's really confusing and i didn't figure it out until my brother in law taught me a completely different method
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;47769977][B][I][U]HOW!?
[/U][/I][/B] I learned that when I was like, 5 years old.[/QUOTE]
My guess is it's due to velcro shoes...
[QUOTE=Gogi;47770058]I know a girl who can't read analog watches, she's 24 this year.[/QUOTE]
I can't read analog watches and I'm 17, it's just so hard.
[QUOTE=tisseman890;47770103]What?! Those are the easiest ones to learn!
It took way longer for me to learn the digital version, because in Denmark we don't use AM or PM.
8:00 PM is 20:00 in denmark.
I love the AM/PM system as it's so fucking easy to remember.[/QUOTE]
Well, in Russia and Sweden we don't use AM/PM either. Swedes only use AM/PM(förmiddag, eftermiddag) in speech. I have no idea how a person cannot learn analog watches.
I don't really remember school that well, I think I was the weird kid. I only remember being bullied and pushed around. I once filled a bottle with water and dirt(don't ask why) and forgot about it in my locker since I almost never used it(the locker). So we were out of school on some sort of holiday for 2 weeks, and the water in the bottle got rotten, it stank over the whole hallway, took them 3 days to find the source. Then the other kids took this bottle and started spraying the water on each other. Everything stank shitty water after that.
Another case of stupid
Another girl in my form class thinks that Gandhi and Abe Lincoln were best buds
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47769757]I dunno what the fuck it was, but I don't think it was that. It was this huge, tendrilled wet glob of I don't even know. Like I said, looked like he pulled out a clump of black [url=http://mozuku.nutigusui.jp/img/top/img-mozuku.jpg]mozuku[/url].[/QUOTE]
It was dipping tabacco.
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;47769977][B][I][U]HOW!?
[/U][/I][/B] I learned that when I was like, 5 years old.[/QUOTE]
Yeah same. These guys are going to be in trouble if they ever need to tie a tie.
We had science class today and our teacher was teaching us on how our skeletons were built. In the back of class there was this kid that was watching porn and our teacher noticed. In the middle of the teaching she stopped and said "Oscar, I know porn is very natural but this is not the time to watch it. You are better of watching it when you get home." And then she kept on teaching like nothing.
I didn't know how to tie my shoes properly until high school. I learned how to tie them when I was really young but in high school I learned I've been tying them wrong my whole life. Every time I would tie my laces they would fall apart after 5 minutes. I don't know what key ingredient I was missing to tying my shoes, but I realized it in high school and fixed it immediately.
Now I have another problem. Every single pair of shoes I've ever gotten in the last year and a half ends up with torn laces and it's pissing me off. One morning I had to go to work in my slippers.
I still do bunny ears
[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;47771569]I still do bunny ears[/QUOTE]
Me too
In High School, I had two girls who really liked to mess with my hair for quite a while and called me "Cheveux de Velour" (Velvet Hair). They never explained why they were doing that. I just assumed they liked it. It was weirdly cute.
Same thing happened a few months back, when I was finishing my 3D formation. One girl just liked messing with my hair.
Thing is, there is nothing special about my hair. It's a bit messy at times but that's it. V:v:V
Isn't velour velvet in English?
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;47771921]Isn't velour velvet in English?[/QUOTE]
It is actually. My bad. Might have mistyped the word in the translator. Fixed.
I haven't talked about it in this thread, but there's a girl at my school who thinks that Obama faked Sandy Hook because of one of those crackpot theory videos on YouTube, like the one where it shows "evidence" that Queen Elizabeth II is a reptoid.
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