• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;47771921]Isn't velour velvet in English?[/QUOTE] velour is used in english too though
Knew this girl from ages ago we went to school together since like 3rd grade but when Highschool finally came around she kinda went crazy. She was dating an older guy who was kind of a grease ball but a nice guy I guess and they were obviously having sexy times because all the guy would talk about was her and blah blah barf blah so eventually he was getting too brazen with his sexting and his friend saw what his gf was sending him and ended up sending the pic to basically everyone in the school but it was her with a ticonderoga #2 pencil in her ass so for the remaining 3 years of highschool she was called #2.
[QUOTE=Smoked2Joints;47772162]Knew this girl from ages ago we went to school together since like 3rd grade but when Highschool finally came around she kinda went crazy. She was dating an older guy who was kind of a grease ball but a nice guy I guess and they were obviously having sexy times because all the guy would talk about was her and blah blah barf blah so eventually he was getting too brazen with his sexting and his friend saw what his gf was sending him and ended up sending the pic to basically everyone in the school but it was her with a ticonderoga #2 pencil in her ass so for the remaining 3 years of highschool she was called #2.[/QUOTE] Having naked pics be seen by everyone at your school is a kid's worst nightmare. I feel sorry for the girl. [editline]21st May 2015[/editline] Also, what kind of shit friend do you have to be if you ruin your friend's girlfriend's reputation at school like that? By stealing a pic from your friend's phone no less?
[QUOTE=Bathtub;47708782]theres a girl in my science class right now who is wearing a furry tail send help[/QUOTE] oh my god shes wearing it again call the police
[QUOTE=alpha00zero;47771799]In High School, I had two girls who really liked to mess with my hair for quite a while and called me "Cheveux de Velour" (Velvet Hair). They never explained why they were doing that. I just assumed they liked it. It was weirdly cute. Same thing happened a few months back, when I was finishing my 3D formation. One girl just liked messing with my hair. Thing is, there is nothing special about my hair. It's a bit messy at times but that's it. V:v:V[/QUOTE] Did you use conditioner when you washed your hair? Based on experience girls like soft hair :v:
[QUOTE=freaka;47771244]We had science class today and our teacher was teaching us on how our skeletons were built. In the back of class there was this kid that was watching porn and our teacher noticed. [/QUOTE] I expected a boner pun
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;47769977][B][I][U]HOW!? [/U][/I][/B] I learned that when I was like, 5 years old.[/QUOTE] I used to be able to tie my shoes when I was like 5 too, but I got out of it Now I tie my shoes like this: [img]http://i.imgur.com/Nyjq3Kx.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=alpha00zero;47771799]In High School, I had two girls who really liked to mess with my hair for quite a while and called me "Cheveux de Velour" (Velvet Hair). They never explained why they were doing that. I just assumed they liked it. It was weirdly cute. Same thing happened a few months back, when I was finishing my 3D formation. One girl just liked messing with my hair. Thing is, there is nothing special about my hair. It's a bit messy at times but that's it. V:v:V[/QUOTE] As a dude who has pretty long hair, I can relate. It's pretty cool though, feels natural
[QUOTE=Timezbrick;47772609]I used to be able to tie my shoes when I was like 5 too, but I got out of it Now I tie my shoes like this: [img]http://i.imgur.com/Nyjq3Kx.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I'd have to be taught really well in order to tie my shoes like that, I still do bunny ears :v:
[QUOTE=kijji;47772663]I'd have to be taught really well in order to tie my shoes like that, I still do bunny ears :v:[/QUOTE] When I decided I needed to tie my shoes again I just looked up how to tie them like that, I got it after a few tries
[QUOTE=Alsojames;47772397]Did you use conditioner when you washed your hair? Based on experience girls like soft hair :v:[/QUOTE] Not even. The times I did was because I mistaken it for shampoo since the bottle was similar. Also, I do bunny ears too. I often start whispering the words my 1st grade teacher used to tell me. "One tie, two ears and a head then hop through the head."
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As it turns out, my sister's ex does occasional help with filming for the video department upstairs. I'm shocked I haven't seen him around here.
I had a girl in my class who was the stereotypical dumb blonde bimbo. She always asked those strange questions that had the entire class quietly staring at her. Like "where does the fish go when the lake freezes?" Or "in what part of the head is your brain located?" I think the best one has to be "Who's the author of The Diary of Anne Frank?"
[QUOTE=pansarkurt;47773659]I had a girl in my class who was the stereotypical dumb blonde bimbo. She always asked those strange questions that had the entire class quietly staring at her. Like "where does the fish go when the lake freezes?" Or "in what part of the head is your brain located?" I think the best one has to be "Who's the author of The Diary of Anne Frank?"[/QUOTE] My personal dumb bimbo favorite question is "does the water go all the way around the island?"
[QUOTE=Bathtub;47772305]oh my god shes wearing it again call the police[/QUOTE] Does she wear a fedora as well?
[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;47771569]I still do bunny ears[/QUOTE] I could have sworn that was the correct way to do it.
[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;47774152]I could have sworn that was the correct way to do it.[/QUOTE] My dad still does it and he's 42
[QUOTE=pansarkurt;47773659]I had a girl in my class who was the stereotypical dumb blonde bimbo. She always asked those strange questions that had the entire class quietly staring at her. Like "where does the fish go when the lake freezes?" Or "in what part of the head is your brain located?" I think the best one has to be "Who's the author of The Diary of Anne Frank?"[/QUOTE] This remembered me of a girl in my college class (Is that what you call the course/s before university?) who, after being asked an example of dissolution in chemistry class (Solute + solvent), she answered "Water and ice, because the ice dissolves in water". She wasn't a bimbo, she was pretty tomboyish and naive, but oh god the stupid things she would say in class. From classics like "There's no way whales aren't fish, dolphins may be mammals, but whales are too big" to questioning heliocentrism because she could see the sun m,oving in the sky. I still don't know how did she make it that far in studies.
[QUOTE=pansarkurt;47773659]I had a girl in my class who was the stereotypical dumb blonde bimbo. She always asked those strange questions that had the entire class quietly staring at her. Like "where does the fish go when the lake freezes?" Or "in what part of the head is your brain located?" I think the best one has to be "Who's the author of The Diary of Anne Frank?"[/QUOTE] In high school, I remember a girl who said that "Bin Laden" means goat in German. What
We had this kid in middle school that did literally anything for a sum of money. One day we told him to break in into the teachers lounge and shit on their couch. He did do it but he also decided for some fucking reason also start a fire in the teachers lounge. It was put out fast however by a teacher that was nearby. He was unfortunately caught later and later named "Shitman" for his heroic acts. This did however not stop him from committing more antics against my school. One day when we were 15 we told him to fuck up the school lunch by taking sleeves of different food types in the cans and mix them up into one of the food cans destroying as much food as possible. Shitman did it and then proceeded to go berserk in the lunch area flipping tables and assaulting teachers leading to him getting relocated to an another school.
[QUOTE=Smoked2Joints;47773796]My personal dumb bimbo favorite question is "does the water go all the way around the island?"[/QUOTE] A girl in my 8th grade science class once asked, word for word, "Don't we have a moon colony on Mars?" Also, there's this kid in my Honors US History class who can't pronounce ANYTHING in Japanese, so he basically made a fool of himself throughout our WWII unit. My personal favorite is when he pronounced Hideki Tojo as "High-dick-eye Toe-yo," and when he thought Seppuku was actually Sudoku.
I got a few stories to share from my oh-so [I]colorful[/I] school. Just today, I heard some middle-school kid talk about how they named their dog after Jefferson Davis. That lead to a conversation about how much they hate niggers and think they should be slaves, "recycle the garbage," one of them said. Speaking of the Confederacy, one kid went to school with a rebel flag on his shirt, and the history teacher got... "offended," we'll call it, and compared it to the Nazi flag. The kid said he didn't know what the Confederacy was and never saw the flag before (despite the fact we finished learning about it a year ago and watched Gettysburg). The teacher almost lost his job over it, which is bullshit when I've been called worthless by my math teacher for not bringing my math book. it's seriously gotten to pretty much the worst point possible. Like, I remember hearing a teacher telling her entire class to fucking kill themselves, but that was just an unconfirmed rumor. The real disturbing part about it was, when I found out about it, it's not that I initially believed it, but that I wasn't even shocked or surprised.
I have another story for you guys hoorayyyy! :0) When I was a new kid at my school I sat alone at lunch for a few days, didn't talk to too many people, etc... Well there was this really heavy hispanic boy who had a pencil moustache and drew really poorly-drawn, disturbing, sexualized, injured anime girls, (they were often bleeding from every orfice and/or sweating, littered with bruises and bandages) and he waddled up to me at lunch everyday to show me his gross drawings. (Little did I know that they were drawings of other students.) They disturbed me, and I contemplated telling the staff that I felt uncomfortable seeing that kindof stuff. I figured "Alright, if he dosen't stop then I'll say something... I mean he looks like he has some serious mental problems, and I don't want to be mean." I straight up told this kid that I didn't want to see his drawings. He stopped (to an extent) but he still came up to me during lunch and tried to talk to me. All he talked about was anime, obscure youtube lets players, and video games. He did awful (and creepy) impersonations of "solid snake from metal gear solid" and stuff from mortal kombat. I tried avoiding him at all costs because he was just really awkward and creepy, but at the same time I didn't want to be rude. I tried to tell him that I didn't watch anime and I didn't play too many video games. One day he came up to me asking me all sorts of weird/cringey questions, and referencing weird/cringey things I didn't understand, and then he decided that would be the appropriate way to ask me out to this shitty chinese food place down the street from the school. I wanted to cringe really hard and tell him to screw off, but I kept thinking "This kid has something wrong with him and I bet girls aren't so nice to him." So naturally I said "I don't like you like that." He took it awful, and he got really sad, and said "So do you like me as a friend, right?" I said "Sure." (Didn't even want anything to do with this kid tbh. But I felt bad.) He looked really sad, let out this exaggerated sigh, turned around, and then said "Oh, ok." *mutters something as he's walking away* I was just glad to get him out of my hair. He never spoke to me again after that. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! He made a comeback towards the middle of the year, when I started hanging out with the group of IT boys (from the last story) My buddies (some had a shared class with him) told me that the weird hispanic kid had a major crush on me, but was also very mad with me, and wouldn't stop talking about me. The kid asked some of my friends a bunch of personal weird stuff about me (They don't know much about me and I'd trust them not to tell even if they did) I was beyond creeped out, and decided to talk to a counselor about him. I was genuinley scared that he would hurt me or something. The counselors said "that he's harmless and wouldn't hurt anyone" basically saying my fears are invalid. Well, my friends and I slowly caught on and found out that he did have a mental illness, and had some scary fetishes (Which, we would snoop around on the computer he used in the IT room right after he left, checked the history, etc. We did this to a lot of kids because we're nosy bastards.) Some of the stuff he googled was really scary, most of it being mortal kombat porn and gore. He kindof dissapeared after that, we never saw him that much anymore. Don't know what happened to him, don't really care.
[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;47772881] [/QUOTE] this never fucking helped me and my parents were shit teachers so i never learned how to tie my shoes until one day it all clicked
[QUOTE=Fosax;47769133]This girl on my class doesn't know how to tie her own shoes I'm in college[/QUOTE] I knew a guy just like that in college. Not only could he not tie his shoes, but he didn't know how to prepare cup noodles. Also, he had like a 2.1 GPA or something like that.
[QUOTE=Cold Finger;47775898]I knew a guy just like that in college. Not only could he not tie his shoes, but he didn't know how to prepare cup noodles. Also, he had like a 2.1 GPA or something like that.[/QUOTE] Speaking of which, I knew someone who fucked up preparing Kraft Dinner.
[QUOTE=Smoked2Joints;47773796]My personal dumb bimbo favorite question is "does the water go all the way around the island?"[/QUOTE] Mine is "Is magnitude a measure of how attractive a magnet is?"
That's stupid. Everyone knows a magnitude is that gun you use with the 6 bullets in Russian Roulette.
[QUOTE=MyBumBum;47776320]Mine is "Is magnitude a measure of how attractive a magnet is?"[/QUOTE] I remember in year 10, overhearing someone ask our science teacher "Do planes go faster than light?"
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