Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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A year or two ago, someone set something on fire in the microwave.
What was it?
Easy Mac.
Another person set fire to popcorn once.
[QUOTE=DarklytheGreat;47785058]A year or two ago, someone set something on fire in the microwave.
What was it?
Easy Mac.
Another person set fire to popcorn once.[/QUOTE]
My school has had two Easy Mac fires in the last year or two. Same reason both times: they forgot to put water in the cup.
In High School, some smartass put his muffin covered in aluminum fold sheet in the microwave (Pretty sure it was intentional). There was smoke everywhere and they had to condemned the room for a week to clean up.
In College, we had a fire alarm because a person left his dinner (or something else) in the microwave for so long, the damn thing blew up. No one got hurt since only the door slammed open and the microwave jumped out of his stand. It's not like we already had 3 out of 5 microwave that were busted, we had to lose the 4th one.
"what do you mean aluminium foil paper should not go into a microwave? its called paper not metal you dummy, look"
One of my friends used to talk to me in third-person, if I said "Hi" to him he'd say "Cole says hi!".
[QUOTE=Hugo Strange;47792934]One of my friends used to talk to me in third-person, if I said "Hi" to him he'd say "Cole says hi!".[/QUOTE]
The amount of times I referenced everyone else in third person out of habit, the same guy would always bring it up after school
[QUOTE=haloguy234;47772984]As it turns out, my sister's ex does occasional help with filming for the video department upstairs. I'm shocked I haven't seen him around here.[/QUOTE]
now's your chance go up there and beat the ever-living dogfuck out of him and achieve bloody vengeance
not school but, there's a guy i see in my physics lectures a lot. he has the ugliest fucking neckbeard in the world. the worst part is that I know it's not just because he doesn't care about his appearance, because he keeps his face meticulously cleanshaven. obviously he must think it's somehow aesthetically pleasing
it's like his jaw is a greasy waterfall of hair
My sister once went into school with a #1 shirt on
a girl looks at her strangely
"what does hashtag one mean"
At University, in one economics module my friend had a guy who called himself "Zuane" and he wore a cape to lectures and seminars.
Like a legit cape with a clasp ring at the top. He also wore a fedora.
The highlight was when he interrupted a lecturer discussing the fiscal and monetary policy around the financial crash and said "why don't we just print enough money so everyone is a millionaire and can pay their debts".
there's a kid in my math class who used to wear a purple fedora, white shirt and black gloves every day. he came to school one day with badly died black hair, a black robe and a botdf t-shirt. apparently he tore down the mlp posters in his locker and put up black veil brides ones. :v:
'Nuther story for you guys.
There used to be this racist junior girl who was at my school, but it was short lived because I heard she ended up in jail. She was really really mean, violent, just crazy... she treated [I]me[/I] like the weird kid. But she was really really dumb. Basically she teased me for being so short and pale skinned. Saying how "blue eyes are a mistake in human genetics". She was incredibly homophobic and spouted out things like "Its adam and eve not adam and steve!" I mean I brushed it off, but still. Ouch.
Me and my IT buddies all checked her history on the computer she uses, figured out the times and such when she used it. We found an immense amount of gay yaoi anime porn/hentai in the history.
She tried to pick fights with all the white kids. Esp white girls.
[QUOTE=upsideonion;47799315]there's a kid in my math class who used to wear a purple fedora, white shirt and black gloves every day. he came to school one day with badly died black hair, a black robe and a botdf t-shirt. apparently he tore down the mlp posters in his locker and put up black veil brides ones. :v:[/QUOTE]
you've just witnessed the start of the inevitably expected 'edgy' phase. Few have witnessed what you have just seen
there's this [mentally deficient] person who walks slow in the hall and pulls a backpack like a luggage
one time i went to shit in a so-small-claustrophobic-people-will-die-from-claustrophobia stall and i close the door which had gaps
he was watching me shit through the gaps
so i told him to fuck off
and he made noises then left
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;47801389]'Nuther story for you guys.
There used to be this racist junior girl who was at my school, but it was short lived because I heard she ended up in jail. She was really really mean, violent, just crazy... she treated [I]me[/I] like the weird kid. But she was really really dumb. Basically she teased me for being so short and pale skinned. Saying how "blue eyes are a mistake in human genetics". She was incredibly homophobic and spouted out things like "Its adam and eve not adam and steve!" I mean I brushed it off, but still. Ouch.
Me and my IT buddies all checked her history on the computer she uses, figured out the times and such when she used it. We found an immense amount of gay yaoi anime porn/hentai in the history.
She tried to pick fights with all the white kids. Esp white girls.[/QUOTE]
this reminds me of this kid in my school who tried to get people to fucking [I]lynch[/I] some gay dudes. Or something like that.
so him and his friends started going around harassing a bunch of kids they thought were gay. Some were, some weren't. Then the one openly gay kid in the whole school just shows up out of nowhere and told all of them something that nobody but them heard, but either way they fucked off. I go up to him and asked what he said.
he said him and his friends will suck their dicks and that's it.
There was this weird kid in my high-school. Something was DEFINITELY wrong with him. We all called him "Cobra". He was always dirty and smelled bad. On the last day of school, he wrote on the walls of the bathroom with his own shit.... I kind of felt bad for the guy though, people always fucked with him because he would always flip the fuck out. Someone in my class was tapping their pencil on their desk, and he slammed his hands on his desk, and yelled, "STOP DOING THAT! YOU IDIOT!!!!!!"
tl;dr, he was basically Chris-Chan
[QUOTE=Blazedol;47803142]this reminds me of this kid in my school who tried to get people to fucking [I]lynch[/I] some gay dudes. Or something like that.
so him and his friends started going around harassing a bunch of kids they thought were gay. Some were, some weren't. Then the one openly gay kid in the whole school just shows up out of nowhere and told all of them something that nobody but them heard, but either way they fucked off. I go up to him and asked what he said.
he said him and his friends will suck their dicks and that's it.[/QUOTE]
That's beautiful.
[QUOTE=Swog;47803101]he was watching me shit through the gaps[/QUOTE]
That reminds me of middle school where if someone was doing business in the bathroom there would be someone who would look in and go "Yooooooooo X is takin a dump!" and everyone else would start looking in and laughing. I never understood other people back then.
Holy fuck, I saw like... Five people wearing fedoras on casual clothes day (school related) today.
It was the first time I had actually seen someone (or rather, a group) wearing a fedora, it was fucking out of place.
This guy called up looking for a job and spoke with my manager. He used to do work for my manager when he was still at the old shop, and after he got off the phone with him, my manager turned to me and said: "This guy really knows his stuff but from what I remember, my big problem with him was that he always wore a fedora, so if he comes in and has one I want nothing to do with him"
Sure enough, the dude showed up. I knew right away when I saw him. Big husky guy, striped blue button-down short-sleeved shirt, a fedora, long hair, and a neckbeard. An MLP plushie would have completed the image. It sucked too because he actually did know his shit. I don't know if we're gonna end up hiring him but if we do we'll just tell him we have a no hat policy.
[QUOTE=Zotobom;47637413]Late, but his warderobe has now expanded to shirts that are way too big (literally to his knees) and this without the bowtie:
[t]http://indanang.com/wp-content/uploads//waiter.jpg[/t]
Doesn't look great with his long,unwashed greasy hair.[/QUOTE]
The ongoing tale of fucking [I]this guy[/I] continues because today he wore this to school:
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That goes on your forearm and it looks cringy as fuck. He even pretend-stabbed someone from behind.
And his hair is even fucking longer. And he keeps playing ~underground~ rap from his shitty phone speakers.
This guy is getting worse and worse, help me out of here before it reaches critical meltdown
[QUOTE=Zotobom;47807977]The ongoing tale of fucking [I]this guy[/I] continues because today he wore this to school:
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That goes on your forearm and it looks cringy as fuck. He even pretend-stabbed someone from behind.
And his hair is even fucking longer. And he keeps playing ~underground~ rap from his shitty phone speakers.
This guy is getting worse and worse, help me out of here before it reaches critical meltdown[/QUOTE]
You should teleport behind him and unsheathe your katana and fight him. And when you lose just tell him you were a hologram.
When I was in 9th grade, some kid in my sister's class decided it was a good idea to spread a titload of hand sanitizer across his desk. After that, he decided that using a match on it was an even BETTER idea! Spoiler alert: the desk lit up with fire in less than a few seconds.
I'm fairly certain he got arrested for drug possession later.
A girl on my college course has JUST invited us all into a Facebook group chat to tell us that her and another boy on the course are dating, and if we have a problem with that we have to tell her now. what.
A lil addendum: the boy claims it is "fair easy to hack into the FBI" and the girl is also extremely odd. I suppose they match quite well, and they've got a better love life than me so go for it guys!
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;47811503]A girl on my college course has JUST invited us all into a Facebook group chat to tell us that her and another boy on the course are dating, and if we have a problem with that we have to tell her now. what.[/QUOTE]
Tell her you have a problem and watch her disregard it anyways.
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;47811503]A girl on my college course has JUST invited us all into a Facebook group chat to tell us that her and another boy on the course are dating, and if we have a problem with that we have to tell her now. what.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bokito;47815290]Tell her you have a problem and watch her disregard it anyways.[/QUOTE]
DO IT. She is obviously fishing for compliments.
[video=youtube;DUfPntqjlZU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUfPntqjlZU&list=PL5A01640C5F91E091&index=5[/video]
Start from 0:19 its basically what you should do.
[QUOTE=murple;47796326]now's your chance go up there and beat the ever-living dogfuck out of him and achieve bloody vengeance[/QUOTE]
I just saw him walk by the back door. I think I'm gonna close it before he sees me. I wanted to go get a soda from the vending machine too. Fuck.
Considering to post a weakly constructed rough draft of someone talking in offense of gay marriage. It's really short and I managed to find it when I was working in the school's public drive that everyone has access to and is kinda of a public file repository for teachers and students alike.
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;47828744]Considering to post a weakly constructed rough draft of someone talking in offense of gay marriage. It's really short and I managed to find it when I was working in the school's public drive that everyone has access to and is kinda of a public file repository for teachers and students alike.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't, Someone's probably just trying to create drama.
Is it really a situation you want to be mixed up within?
Just email a teacher that you feel comfortable talking to
[QUOTE=Scratch.;47828813]I wouldn't, Someone's probably just trying to create drama.
Is it really a situation you want to be mixed up within?
Just email a teacher that you feel comfortable talking to[/QUOTE]
I don't follow you.
This is some random document I found in the drive root and I'm considering sharing amongst you people, not the whole school system. I even try prevent decreditation with this kind of stuff and remove any identifying information just so it looks like some random unknown person in an unknown class wrote it.
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