• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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Punch him in the face as hard as you can. Worked for me when i was bullied, though i got almost got expelled but they only gave me 4hours of detention
because violence solves everything amirite [editline]8th June 2015[/editline] especially against people with a black belt in a martial art
[QUOTE=christarp;47896803]I'm in 7th grade and there's some 6th graders and I overheard them talking about this other 6th grader that still sleeps with stuffed animals LOL.[/QUOTE] wow, taking the easy way out eh? many people sleep with stuffed animals, and its not like its fapping in class. [QUOTE=christarp;47896803]He doesn't even know what a naked girl booby and privates look like.[/QUOTE] probably because he's a 6th grader. I'm in 7th as well and i could bet like 1/3rd of the boys in my grade know what a vagina is. hell I only learned like a year ago.
[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;47901898]wow, taking the easy way out eh? many people sleep with stuffed animals, and its not like its fapping in class. probably because he's a 6th grader. I'm in 7th as well and i could bet like 1/3rd of the boys in my grade know what a vagina is. hell I only learned like a year ago.[/QUOTE] I can't tell whether you're joking
[QUOTE=ejonkou;47901422]It's not about the piece of cloth, it's about what the piece of cloth symbolizes. If you can't fight, you don't want to go against someone who's trained in self-defense. Someone who's at an intermediary level would probably kick his ass, so what the fuck do you think he will accomplish fighting someone who's highly advanced and studied martial arts for a long time. "Him being highly advanced karate doesn't matter at all! Go fight him anyway."[/QUOTE] Good point, but he can still punch him in the nose. My point was that he has fists and can use them. But it's not what I'd recommend. Violence will probably only make things worse, unless you [I]like[/I] fighting against a black belt frequently. No, it'd probably be better to play along with his game. He'll either get confused and leave him alone or get mad and that'll give him some entertainment. Or he might get his ass kicked, in which case he has dirt on him that he can use.
[QUOTE=Blazedol;47901948]Good point, but he can still punch him in the nose. My point was that he has fists and can use them. But it's not what I'd recommend. Violence will probably only make things worse, unless you [I]like[/I] fighting against a black belt frequently. No, it'd probably be better to play along with his game. He'll either get confused and leave him alone or get mad and that'll give him some entertainment. Or he might get his ass kicked, in which case he has dirt on him that he can use.[/QUOTE] you give terrible advice
[QUOTE=Holt!;47901982]you give terrible advice[/QUOTE] If you don't mind me asking, what makes you say that?
[QUOTE=Blazedol;47902028]If you don't mind me asking, what makes you say that?[/QUOTE] You're telling an insecure guy to guy up and fight against some kid that has a black belt in martial art. You are only fueling the fire.
because saying "go fight that one dude who knows exactly how to beat your ass" its all cool and nice when you're not the one getting said advice.
[QUOTE=freaka;47902166]You're telling an insecure guy to guy up and fight against some kid that has a black belt in martial art. You are only fueling the fire.[/QUOTE] i'm not saying he [I]should,[/I] though. It's simply what he [I]can[/I] do. He has his options, be violent or be peaceful, which, as I said, is what I would recommend. But it's his life, so he can do whatever the hell he wants.
[QUOTE=ejonkou;47901422]It's not about the piece of cloth, it's about what the piece of cloth symbolizes. If you can't fight, you don't want to go against someone who's trained in self-defense. Someone who's at an intermediary level would probably kick his ass, so what the fuck do you think he will accomplish fighting someone who's highly advanced and studied martial arts for a long time. "Him being highly advanced karate doesn't matter at all! Go fight him anyway."[/QUOTE] Pastel lives in the US. A vast majority of martial arts places in the US are belt factories that don't really teach shit.
[B]The Fries[/B] Back in eighth grade, I had to take a cook ed class that focused on cooking(duh). As a final project we had to custom make food- any kind of food, as long as the ingredients were cheap enough. I decided to make fries and hamburgers with a friend I had. Let's call her name Tiffs. Tiffs and I were doing a great job making these fries, while I was cooking those great ass hamburgers on the stove solo style so fresh you could lick the burger on the pan and not give a fuck about the burn you just got. After we finished, we had to salt the fries just like any good restaurant would in order to grab future customers. I added too much salt and the fries were just absolutely ruined by all means, even wiping off the salt afterwards made them too bitter to taste. It was terrible, my partner and I thought we were going to make a bad mark on the report card because of it. However, we got a 100 due to this one kid named James in our class who had a penchant for talking about big game hunting in the woods all the time. Dude wore a lot of Cabela shirts and all that shit, wouldn't shut up about it. James comes over, tells the teacher, "Nah these fries are great what are you talking about", takes the bowl of fries and sits down eating them all. This guy ate a bowl full of salt probably four or five times over the daily limit, I'm surprised he didn't have a heart attack on the spot. To this day I still herald this guy as a hero because he was the only guy who would bother eating the fries.
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;47902229]Pastel lives in the US. A vast majority of martial arts places in the US are belt factories that don't really teach shit.[/QUOTE] Maybe where you live, but personally, most martial art places I've been to have been pretty damn worthy of my time.
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;47902229]Pastel lives in the US. A vast majority of martial arts places in the US are belt factories that don't really teach shit.[/QUOTE] He actually does work at a martial arts place (he teaches), I have seen him in pictures fighting in a competition also. [sp2]Sorry this thread was taken over by my post...[/sp2] Also I'm a huge pacifist even though I struggle with anger, so fighting isn't the best thing for me. One of my Steam pals suggested to tell his boss anonymously, should I?
[QUOTE=christarp;47896803]I'm in 7th grade and there's some 6th graders and I overheard them talking about this other 6th grader that still sleeps with stuffed animals LOL. He doesn't even know what a naked girl booby and privates look like.[/QUOTE] i'm 22 and i don't know what naked girl booby and privates look like [sp2]a 7th grader gets more action than i do[/sp2]
[QUOTE=Pastel;47902471]Also I'm a huge pacifist even though I struggle with anger, so fighting isn't the best thing for me. One of my Steam pals suggested to tell his boss anonymously, should I?[/QUOTE] that's a good idea. You probably don't want him to find out it was you who did it, though.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;47903614]i'm 22 and i don't know what naked girl booby and privates look like [sp2]a 7th grader gets more action than i do[/sp2][/QUOTE] Rated funny but at the same time I feel bad for you. It took me 25 years to unvirgin. Don't give up dude, it can't be worse than me.
[QUOTE=Pastel;47902471]Black belt asshole story[/QUOTE] Tell his boss and maybe tell teachers in your school as well? That asshole needs to be punished. Since I have huge issues with anger, I'd probably come up behind him and use a baton or something and smash his skull in. Black belt or not, a baton to the back of the skull will knock him out and teach him a lesson. You could also carry pepper spray and talk back to the cunt. If he then wants to beat you up, pepper spray his ugly face. It'd be a case of self defence and his little black belt won't save him from the effects of pepper spray. Yes, I read that you don't want violence, but it's just a suggestion that most likely won't lead to physical injuries, while at the same time being a powerful response that'll teach him to leave you alone. This is why I carry pepper spray and a knife (did it in school as well; only for defence, not offense). Should some retard decide to get violent over some words, I'll be prepared, since I'm bad at fist fighting. [editline]8th June 2015[/editline] Quick story as well to post something on-topic. My friend told me this story. In elementary school, we'd go to some education camp thingy for 5 days from every year, from years 6-8 I believe (we have 9 years in elementary school in Sweden). We'd have woodworks class, home cooking class and such things that our school buildning didn't have. The rooms we slept in all had four beds so obviously, four people slept in each room. Night fell and my friend and his roommates went to bed. His roommates decided to masturbate in their beds. Even though they covered their dicks with their sheets, the lights were on so you could see a shadow of them fapping. He also heard them moaning when ejaculating and one of the creeps threw his cum stained underwear in my friend's bed. ---- There was also some general stupidity there. When heading to the woodworks classrooms, you have to go down some short stairs and keep in mind that the roof above those stairs is really low so you can hit your face on it f you're not careful. Two smartasses are chasing eachother around and one of them runs very quickly and tries to jump down the stairs. He smashes his face on the low roof and falls down. Luckily, he wasn't hurt or anything so it's all good but the sound from the impact could be heard throughout the building.
[QUOTE=Pastel;47902471]He actually does work at a martial arts place (he teaches), I have seen him in pictures fighting in a competition also. [sp2]Sorry this thread was taken over by my post...[/sp2] Also I'm a huge pacifist even though I struggle with anger, so fighting isn't the best thing for me. One of my Steam pals suggested to tell his boss anonymously, should I?[/QUOTE] just throw a fucking chair at him then go for the crotch in the confusion
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;47904820]Rated funny but at the same time I feel bad for you. It took me 25 years to unvirgin. Don't give up dude, it can't be worse than me.[/QUOTE] I've had my first kiss at 18, but tbh who gives a shit, really.
i'm 32 and i've never even seen a woman irl no biggie
it's ok, girls are scary and vaginas are portals to hell
[QUOTE=MilkBagz;47911154]it's ok, girls are scary and vaginas are portals to hell[/QUOTE] But boobs are filled with a man's hope and dream.
My sister's having 2 friends from school over tonight, one being an actual friend she's known for years and the other being someone she just met, and the latter is a huge racist that thinks Mexicans are literal aliens and calls black people "[I]burn victims[/I]." I tried telling her to stop but she started yelling at me and called her mom and went home. I told my sister to never invite her again.
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;47897471]Or my Social Studies teacher who used Call of Duty to teach history.[/QUOTE] Related, I'm in college now and the professor of my history class has talked before about his Civ V and Total War games sometimes with students after class.
If you don't know of a weird kid at your school. You are the weird kid at your school. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Js-XbNj6Tk[/media]
There was this one special-ed kid in Elementary school who was a little off, but you wouldn't think too much of him if you didn't have him in your class. That is until one day during class, we heard him in the hallway screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!" to one of his aides. I have no idea. v:v:v
Here's my story. I've spoilered my non germane comments for those that don't care. Sadly my memory of grade school and middle school is pretty nonextant, but there was one kid who showed up in middle school who got shit for years. He was a bit darker off white, like a deep perpetual tan. He had shoulder length hair, and his mustache was kind of coming in. Unfortunate for him, the long hair and complexion got him the name Tarzan, which he didn't receive well. His first few years in the district weren't necessarily rough, but he didn't have many friends. He sorta latched into my group who wasn't fond of him. I tolerated him enough to not be an asshole, and as he introduced me to his mother, "The only kid who respects me". When it came to high school, he and several other social rejects, among them was a guy with autism I'd known since second grade, really into Nintendo games, always played his DS in homeroom. A kid who was kinda unstable, prone to screaming in anger, or crying when upset [sp2](his younger brother shared my name and was a freshman band my senior year, the only thing that mattered to me. I had to deal with him in marching band, and though he was a freshmen, there was a special brand of idiocy to him.)[/sp2], and one kid who just wasn't too bright, were in my homeroom. They ended up becoming their own circle of friends who frequently would have disputes over whatever. He would latch into conversations I had with my friend. For example, my second year, I got really into Command and Conquer, and I was talking to my friend about it. I made some comment about how I didn't like the fourth one, and he decided to inject himself into the conversation. We had some conversation that ended along the lines of him offering to play with me, and me giving some vague comment as the bell rang. That evening, in the comfort of my own home, he called me. I didn't give him my phone number, I didn't even have a cellphone at the time. He opened up the phonebook and found my home phone number, to me this was kind of a huge and kinda creepy invasion of my life. So I had to play along with this sudden predicament. I played for about an hour with a person I didn't like, in a game I disliked equally. I opted that my one way out was to force shutdown my computer and hope it didn't look like I disconnected on purpose. He decided to call me and see what was up. I made the excuse I was having a problem with my computer. [sp2](Which wasn't false, my PSU fan was busted and prone to overheat after a while)[/sp2] So I came back online and elaborated on why I couldn't play, but said I had fun. To which he responded "You mean it? You're not just saying that?", which guilted me so hard. We didn't play after that fortunately, but he would still on occasion interject in conversations. But that was just my personal experience with him. I never had a class with outside of those 15 minutes of homeroom. He developed a bit of rage issue. I was never present, but I had heard stories of his tantrums, which over the course of high school came out to 3 broken water fountains, made them very believable. At graduation, we were sat down alphabetically, which ended up putting us one seat apart while he played his DS during every speech and award. [sp2](Which honestly I'll call that fair, our graduation and scholarship nights were lumped into one 4 hour event. A crowded and hot gymnasium with no AC might warrant a distraction.)[/sp2] That's the last of I saw of him. I haven't heard of him since. Here's a quicker one. My junior year of highschool, there was a special needs kid on my bus and who I saw around the building. There wasn't anything bad about him, he was a really nice kid. My one qualm with him was after overhearing a conversation I had on the bus with someone, learned I had played Amnesia. This came out to intercepting me at any given moment to ask about the game. He wasn't at all a vicious character, just calmly inquisitive. I guess it was that he'd seen it on youtube, but never someone who had actually played it. Again I feel the need to emphasize he wasn't a crazy person. Just nagging at awkward and unexpected times. Though his slightly younger brother, was quite the opposite, much more curious and active. He asked me if I had played Garry's Mod, I was prepared to say I hadn't [sp2](I have, 438 hours, but I had already been into it.)[/sp2] when my friend decided to blurt that I had. This ended with him friending me on Steam, and giving him some TF2 items, another game he was into. After I got my license, I never saw him again since I stopped taking the bus. I'm not going to lie, I never learned his name, ever. To drive home that point, I pulled up Garry's Mod for the first time in a long time back in March, which he took notice to, sending me a message saying "Hey you remember me? It's that kid from the bus.". The shortest of them all: In my software design intro class, there was a girl who would occasionally wear a dog collar, a tail, or both. I've assumed she was a furry since I saw them in tandem. She didn't do anything at all. The extent of this story is "I think I had class with a furry".
[QUOTE=Blazedol;47911343]My sister's having 2 friends from school over tonight, one being an actual friend she's known for years and the other being someone she just met, and the latter is a huge racist that thinks Mexicans are literal aliens and calls black people "[I]burn victims[/I]." I tried telling her to stop but she started yelling at me and called her mom and went home. I told my sister to never invite her again.[/QUOTE] There's racism and there's this.
[QUOTE=Blazedol;47911343]and calls black people "[I]burn victims[/I]." [/QUOTE] Holy fuck.
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