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[QUOTE=Blazedol;47911343]thinks Mexicans are literal aliens [/QUOTE] Please get her to share her crazy conspiracies with us
Alright, the other stories have to be on hold since I'm cramming for finals right now. I'll post this little thing as a token of apology. Back in the 8th grade I was pissed off at this kid so I went into this Port-A-Potty that looked like it hadn't been cleaned in over a decade, picked up a urinal cake and chucked it at him. It disintegrated on impact and the kid couldn't get the piss smell off his clothes so he thew them away.
Decided to share more stories since the last ones I posted seemed good! So, we used to have this crazy kid, we'll call him Jake. Jake was a pretty normal guy on first sight, but the moment he saw an opportunity to cause mayhem, his eyes lit up like fireflies. So one time our music teacher decided to abandone ship out of the classroom to get some paper, Jake had that crazy look in his eyes and saw his calling. He instantly jumped up, locked the door and barricaded the shit out of it with a huge piano and lots of other stuff including drums and everything. Once he'd assumed control of the class he proceeded to play hardcore rave tunes through the teachers computer which was hooked up to speakers in the room so no one could hear her knocking, I thought it was hilarious until they finally busted through the door and nobody would give him up. With the exception of this one girl (mentioned in my previous post) who stood up and pointed at him with no hesitation, to which he proceeded to pick up the nearest drum stick and propel it towards her head as if he were Marvel's bullseye and it's a good damn job it missed as it would've fucked her up bad. Another instance of Mad Jake was in the yard. A lot of people hated this really jobsworth teacher who literally went out of her way to try and find ways to get you in trouble or moan at you. One day somebody give Jake the largest ball bearing I'd ever seen. It literally must've been like 3 inches in diameter. So he took the ball of death and launched at this teacher, she fucking tumbled to the ground like a sack of bricks and wasn't seen again for like 9 months, turned out the steel ball of death broke her hip and her pelvis, of course Jake was praised but looking back now holy shit he was crazy. Just to add Jake is now in prison for setting his mothers house on fire. Fuck you Jake.
[QUOTE=AncientFryup;47917076] Just to add Jake is now in prison for setting his mothers house on fire. Fuck you Jake.[/QUOTE] kind of reminds me of a guy my dad and his friends have stories about. All that really needs to be said is he'd kidnap school kids and board them in the walls of his basement. His mom would pass out drunk and he'd piss on her out of spite, and years later he died while trying to blow up an oil refinery on the island. some people are just fucked up beyond repair
[QUOTE=Trilby Harlow;47917758]kind of reminds me of a guy my dad and his friends have stories about. All that really needs to be said is he'd kidnap school kids and board them in the walls of his basement. His mom would pass out drunk and he'd piss on her out of spite, and years later he died while trying to blow up an oil refinery on the island. some people are just fucked up beyond repair[/QUOTE] what the actual fuck?
Pretty much, there's more stories to him but i can't remember any aside from that he was generally a pyromaniac and would torture small animals. When he'd board people up in the basement his mom would wait until he was gone and tear down the walls and apologize. She got into a drug habit after having him which frankly i can sympathize with. Always did wonder what it's like to live in a head like that, must be a weird place
[QUOTE=Trilby Harlow;47917758]kind of reminds me of a guy my dad and his friends have stories about. All that really needs to be said is he'd kidnap school kids and board them in the walls of his basement. His mom would pass out drunk and he'd piss on her out of spite, and years later he died while trying to blow up an oil refinery on the island. some people are just fucked up beyond repair[/QUOTE] you can't just leave off at that, tell us moorrreee
[QUOTE=murple;47919268]what the actual fuck?[/QUOTE] That's Certified Grade A nutcase my friend.
[QUOTE=Trilby Harlow;47917758]kind of reminds me of a guy my dad and his friends have stories about. All that really needs to be said is he'd kidnap school kids and board them in the walls of his basement. His mom would pass out drunk and he'd piss on her out of spite, and [B]years later he died while trying to blow up an oil refinery on the island.[/B][/QUOTE] Well, at least he didn't have time to become a serial killer
[QUOTE=Trilby Harlow;47917758]years later he died while trying to blow up an oil refinery on the island[/QUOTE] Tell us more.
[QUOTE=Trilby Harlow;47919404]Always did wonder what it's like to live in a head like that, must be a weird place[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;4UUPUNsyGr0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UUPUNsyGr0[/video]
We had one kid in elementary school that left class to use the toilet. He was gone for about half an hour so the teacher sent someone to look for him. They found him ducking behind posts and trashcans. He had his finger pointed like a gun. When they asked him what he was doing he said that he was playing James Bond. Same kid, but many years later. It was May of 2006. He stood up on a chair in science class and started howling some nonsense about the world ending in June because the date would be 6/6/06. Everyday in band class he would ask me the same question. "Hey, ever heard the song Waking The Demon?" It got old.
A few months ago, an autistic asperg with ADHD during class says out loud, "hey, you know, I just realised... I'm retarded!"
There was this guy I used to force to be with who told the entire class a sex fantasy about the teacher. Don't ask me how he got the idea. He also got in a ton of trouble when he got into a fucking punch- up with someone else. He bashed the table with all his strength once, and said in a Dublin accent about the rules counting for everybody "NO IT'S NOT." This guy was in Primary school.
[QUOTE=Fulsam;47911891]There was this one special-ed kid in Elementary school who was a little off, but you wouldn't think too much of him if you didn't have him in your class. That is until one day during class, we heard him in the hallway screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!" to one of his aides. I have no idea. v:v:v[/QUOTE] I go to a special ed school, and that is 90% of the people there.
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;47928889]A few months ago, an autistic asperg with ADHD during class says out loud, "hey, you know, I just realised... I'm retarded!"[/QUOTE] Its the dawn of our worst fears, they have become [I]self aware[/I]...
I've got a few tales from High School (wasn't a ghetto school either which is surprising). These happened years ago (like 8 years ago). There was a Russian guy who went to the library to print off porn but the printer jammed and I shit you not - asked a teacher who was also printing things off on another printer (in another room) to clear the jam [I]while the porn was half printed[/I]. This is the same guy who phoned Childline (for those who don't know - it's a free phone number you can call if you're being abused or bullied for advice) [I]because someone took his pencil case.[/I] There was a really lazy bastard from China who, a day before he was leaving to go back to China, broke into the computing room while everyone else was at a class, and stole all the RAM from the PCs and a teacher's laptop. Then we have a guy who was a real fucking nutcase. He came from Nottingham and moved to Scotland and thought he was a gangster. He really tried this 'hard man' act everywhere. He used to hang out with his sisters year (who were a year above) and kept boasting about partying hard (at the time, he was around 14). The best 'boast' was when he was [I]given a PS2 for reading a LadyBird book[/I] (this is legit). In D.T (Design and Technology - designing and building things as part of coursework), someone nudged him as he was filing some wooden box down so he decided to [I]stab them with a small screwdriver[/I] and started banging his fists against the desk because he was told to see the headteacher/principal. This school merged with another, shittier school later on and I had left to another high school at this point. According to my best friend, he was expelled within the first week of this new 'combined school' after smashing a window and getting into 3 fights. I have the feeling they were extremely happy to tell him to piss off. Even today, he's boasting on Facebook about how his parents bought him a sports car as his first car. Still thick as 2 short planks though.
Reading through this thread makes me wish that corporal punishment was still allowed in schools. [i]what the fuck's wrong with me[/i]
There was this guy in my school. We'll call him E. E is a very insecure man who doesn't say a word. I feel bad for him because people make fun of his poor posture (head forward, bent back) and his weird behavior. Now usually E doesn't talk to anyone, and when people talk to him he turns back slowly while looking at the ground. At lunch breaks he simply sits at his table while staring at the wall for hours. If class took place in another room, he would take his heavy-ass bag and walk super fast to it while sometimes he would push over people and squeeze between them without saying anything. If the classroom was locked then he would wait by staring flat at the door until the teacher arrives. When E speaks, (only to teachers) he does it REALLY quietly and fast so anyone can barely understand him. He got picked on lots of times but he wouldn't say anything but just sprint away. Rarely when he's late to class you can see him sprinting to class while his face is all red and he tells the teacher that he's so sorry. He's really smart too: his handwriting is tidy, he knows a lot and his writing skill is high. I once talked with him and he told me he liked video games and softwares. I know he's special, but i still feel bad for him.
[QUOTE=RzDat;47945979]Stuff[/QUOTE] I used to be like that. I had friends and such, but I was always silent and just communicated through facial expressions. For some reason I ran to places instead of walking and when I was waiting for someone or something, instead of sitting down or moving around I would stand up there completely idle and occasionally look at people or cars passing by. I tend to be serious all time (recently I have started to talk with strangers more and smile, it doesn't hurt), my friends sometimes say (joking) "Man, if I didn't know you I would think you're going to kill someone" :v: Many people and teachers have told me I'm very smart though, even people who I consider to be much smarter than me. What helped me to change was just starting to talk more with people and strangers, I have a very good voice so it's not difficult to grab people's attention. I also started to walk properly and have a pattern of behavior when I'm waiting for something (I either sit down, whistle, or walk from one side to another). I think the reason behind why I was too shy were due to my father and my middle school/elementary school teachers. I used to talk a lot as kid but my father would tell me to shut up frequently, then he would ground me for saying things that "I shouldn't say". My middle school english teacher said that my voice was "too deep" for her ears and didn't like when I talked (a lot of people love my voice though). My 4th grade teacher would send notes to my parents frequently because I would defend myself against other kids who tried to hit me or said stuff about me. Soon I became a voiceless person who had no opinion and was limited to to actions. I did what other people told me to do, that didn't stop me from making friends though, it was kinda funny, you would see me everywhere and walk around people without saying a single word, to this day I don't know how I made it that far without talking. You should give him a second chance, I don't think he might have any serious problems, maybe he has gone/is going through some stuff that is making him act like that.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;47947013]shyness[/QUOTE] I used to be like that too. During my years in elementary, I barely had any friends, and very few would play with me. I would just sit at a bench during recess, and wait. That all changed when this guy started riding the bus with me. He was very outgoing, funny even. I was still my quiet self, looking out the window, and I didn't think anything of him. One day, I saw him playing Super Mario 64 DS. I played that game a few weeks before and beat it. I hovered over him and he was stuck on the part [sp]where you have to find Luigi? in a room of mirrors[/sp]. He couldn't figure it out and started getting frustrated. So, I helped him get past this part. He was very appreciative of my help. The next day, he sat next to me and need help getting past another part of SM64 DS, [sp]trying to find Wario[/sp]. So I showed him how. Once again, he appreciated my help. Over the course of several weeks, we sat together and beat Super Mario 64 DS during the long bus rides to school and home. We became friends, and over the years we got to know each other, did projects and other activities together. We are still best friends to this day. He introduced me to his friends, and I became part of their clan. Without knowing a guy like him, my life wouldn't be the same. Sorry for being offtopic, but it is something I would like to share while we are discussing this.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;47947013]My middle school english teacher said that my voice was "too deep" for her ears and didn't like when I talked.[/QUOTE] She should definitely not be a teacher.
I think all the teens that are considered "awkward" had similar experiences to you people. When you are a child (3-10) years old and you are not allowed to talk out freely you will eventually develop yourself to not talk unless being allowed to. This will also seriously alter your ability to communicate with other human individuals. Thinking about it I feel real sorry for all those kids that grow up in a environment like this. The parents are destroying their own children's ability to talk with other people when they grow up and become teenagers and adults.
This is a sad tale of R and W (W was the autistic kid I was talking about before). My friend (we'll call him J) told me this just today, that during visual design class one time, he was sitting with R and W. W was playing Mortal Kombat on his Ipad for a few minutes until he stood up in disgust and blatantly says out loud, "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH DUDE, R, FUCKING LEARN TO TAKE A SHOWER!" Everyone looks around really awkwardly and then they look back to where he (W) was sitting and he was gone! He stormed out of the classroom. A few minutes later he bolts back into the classroom with a fucking massive deodorant can (Rexona, to be exact) and sprays it on poor R's face. R sat there with a toxic look on his face as he was sprayed with something that could be compared to shit. Eveyone for the next thirty minutes was trying to open the windows to ventilate the room from smelling like Rexona shit while W on the other hand was sitting there happily, playing Mortal Kombat obliviously. The end. Also, my friend once threatened to sue an employee of some Health firm. Turns out a teacher from school was also trying to do that as well.
[QUOTE=Joben;47924745]James Bond+THE END IS NIGH[/QUOTE] Dude, this guy said there was going to be a catastrophe on 06/06/06. That was the day the Faladoor Massacre happened. He predicts the future. If you still know him ask him if he's an oracle.
[QUOTE=ejonkou;47945107]Reading through this thread makes me wish that corporal punishment was still allowed in schools. [i]what the fuck's wrong with me[/i][/QUOTE] Ha! We still have corporal punishments in schools. We should have them in prisons too.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;47922097][video=youtube;4UUPUNsyGr0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UUPUNsyGr0[/video][/QUOTE] I couldn't finish watching it because I was so confused. I feel enlightened. And also very very scared. But mostly confused. :0(
[QUOTE=freaka;47954174]I think all the teens that are considered "awkward" had similar experiences to you people. When you are a child (3-10) years old and you are not allowed to talk out freely you will eventually develop yourself to talk unless being allowed to. This will also seriously alter your ability to communicate with other human individuals. Thinking about it I feel real sorry for all those kids that grow up in a environment like this. The parents are destroying their own children's ability to talk with other people when they grow up and become teenagers and adults.[/QUOTE] I think my best friend had this fate. He barely says a word now and when he replies to my emails, it's as if English isn't his main language anymore... Bit depressing.
Back in my high school days, I had a sort of friend called "Lewis". He was literally that stereotypical 14 year old that acts all chavy while playing Call of Duty. He would talk about quick scopes and 360 no scopes and how he is totally 1337 in his clan. Worst of all, he was this stereotype before it became ironic, and fake montages were made about it.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;47974157]I couldn't finish watching it because I was so confused. I feel enlightened. And also very very scared. But mostly confused. :0([/QUOTE] I have been coming to this thread for three days just to watch this video. It's normal to be scared at first but you'll understand everything the more you watch it.
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