Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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So in 7th grade there was this new kid that came in, and he ended up sitting next to me, and one time during bulgarian he was jerking off right next to me, I didnt notice he did that, until everyone in my class was talking about it. I never sat to him ever again
I just remembered that one time during primary a kid started rolling on the ground shouting that he was an orange. He then shut himself in a bathroom stall yelling that we wanted to eat him.
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;48402624]I just remembered that one time during primary a kid started rolling on the ground shouting that he was an orange. He then shut himself in a bathroom stall yelling that we wanted to eat him.[/QUOTE]
Well, did you? Because I mean, that's the important bit here.
[QUOTE=Exploders;48400971]So in 7th grade there was this new kid that came in, and he ended up sitting next to me, and one time during bulgarian he was jerking off right next to me, I didnt notice he did that, until everyone in my class was talking about it. I never sat to him ever again[/QUOTE]
Why do people do this? I've seen someone masturbate on the bus before, and I've heard stories of people at my school doing it in the middle of class, but I cannot figure out why the fuck you would do that.
Update on the weeb girl from page 18.
Recently she added me as a contact on skype; and wanted to see what I was up to lately.
I accepted for the lols.
So far she's
* Bought a pair of dollar tree aviators (because I wear aviators, I mean thats not a real issue but the fact that she rushed out to the dollar tree to get sunglasses like me just shows how bizzare she is.)
* Claimed she was getting a tattoo. (because I'm getting one, and I've mentioned I'm getting one.)
* Talked non-stop about anime/hentai and her "OC's".
* Claims she lost 80 lbs and got "abs" (and from her recent instagram pics, she looks no different)
* Sent me countless pictures of minions and her minion merch.
I hate minions and if she sends me one more I will block her.
People whose entire personalities rely on memes and iFunny. The best thing I heard someone say to a kid like that was "do you have any original thoughts?"
not my story, but a friend of mine told me that when he was at middle school some kid masturbated into a jar and left it hidden behind the fridge for a few days, only so that he could take it to the classroom and then open and hide it somewhere
according to my friend, the putrid smell of cum was so fucking strong that the teachers, confused and unable to find the source, ended up changing classrooms to get away from it
I was one of the odd kids, but not terrible in high-school. I remember there was one kid who jerked it in the middle of class and often drew his own porn in his school notebooks. He also had cut-outs of underwear models from magazines glued in them and was apparently proud of them. My sister actually saw him once eating dandelions and "walking like a dinosaur". The dude was pretty out there.
[editline]8th August 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;48402624]I just remembered that one time during primary a kid started rolling on the ground shouting that he was an orange. He then shut himself in a bathroom stall yelling that we wanted to eat him.[/QUOTE]
I want to be as high as him someday.
My chemistry lab partner last semester was kinda fucking weird, although part of me thinks that he wasn't that bad of a guy and I just have an irrational dislike for him. He kinda acted like he was smarter than he actually was (or smarter than me for that matter). He always tried to advise me during labs as if he knew shit that no one else did (despite the fact that anything he mentioned was readily available in lectures or the lab manual). He also had this weird thing where he would grasp a stirring rod with all of the fingers in his hand instead of grasping it like you would a pencil or something normal. I was kinda glad that the last lab I had for that chemistry course was to be done individually, and I'm pretty sure I ended up scoring better than him overall in the course considering his chemistry knowledge was mediocre as fuck.
Also his breath smelled like actual shit and I have no idea how or why but it also probably was a reason why I disliked him so much. Even during hectic moments in the lab I always took the time to drink some water or chew some gum when I felt the stank breath coming on.
There was a girl in my high school, for the sake of not naming her I'll refer to her as "E"
Every Wednesday E would show up in a full pirate costume. Hat, eyepatch, boots and all.
She even had makeup for it too if I recall.
The best part was after about 2 years, her little sister graduated up and became an incoming freshman (I was a senior at the time)
And every Wednesday she [i]too[/i] would dress up as a pirate in a near identical costume.
Other than that they were relatively normal people. The weirdest part was that nobody seemed to really say anything about it, like it was a normal thing.
Wife material tbh
[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;48411904]There was a girl in my high school, for the sake of not naming her I'll refer to her as "E"
Every Wednesday E would show up in a full pirate costume. Hat, eyepatch, boots and all.
She even had makeup for it too if I recall.
The best part was after about 2 years, her little sister graduated up and became an incoming freshman (I was a senior at the time)
And every Wednesday she [i]too[/i] would dress up as a pirate in a near identical costume.
Other than that they were relatively normal people. The weirdest part was that nobody seemed to really say anything about it, like it was a normal thing.[/QUOTE]
did you ever go for the booty?
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;48411999]did you ever go for the booty?[/QUOTE]
I would have but the chest was already plundered.
[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;48412035]I would have but the chest was already plundered.[/QUOTE]
the slimy, grimy gold at the bottom is still gold, just need to wipe the grime and slime off
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;48411988]Wife material tbh[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I'd kill for a hearty sea wench who could go back to back in a boarding if we got surrounded. Oh the hearty shanties we would sing with the sea breeze in our hair. I would be the pirate king and she my queen. So what if the ship had to have pink sails, it would become a sight of instant complete terror for traders and other mortal men alike! The Spanish galleons would pray to their god and keep a keen eye for pink sails flowing at full mast in the distance to not appear on their horrizons.
That or she's literally fucking insane and would kill me in my sleep because she thought I had a secret treasure map that lead to me ol' pirate booty that doesn't actually exist because this is the god damn 21st century and pirates don't have money anymore. Just dingies and AK's.
[QUOTE=draugur;48414134]Yeah, I'd kill for a hearty sea wench who could go back to back in a boarding if we got surrounded. Oh the hearty shanties we would sing with the sea breeze in our hair. I would be the pirate king and she my queen. So what if the ship had to have pink sails, it would become a sight of instant complete terror for traders and other mortal men alike! The Spanish galleons would pray to their god and keep a keen eye for pink sails flowing at full mast in the distance to not appear on their horrizons.
That or she's literally fucking insane and would kill me in my sleep because she thought I had a secret treasure map that lead to me ol' pirate booty that doesn't actually exist because this is the god damn 21st century and pirates don't have money anymore. Just aids, dingies and AK's.[/QUOTE]
if you knew the latter was 100% true, would you still attempt to plunder if this was her pirate outfit?
[t]http://i.imgur.com/jcC8CdZ.jpg[/t]
I knew a girl who claimed she swam across the pacific ocean to get back to the UK after her plane crashed in Africa. She added one little detail that her brother died and then she laughed.
We had a kid in my old school whom was pretty odd. He was born in 92 or so and would ALWAYS hang around us kids that were born in 95-96. One day he claimed he saw helicopters and SWATS land on our football field when we stood less than 40 meters from it <.<
[QUOTE=imacc2009;48415516]I knew a girl who claimed she swam across the pacific ocean to get back to the UK after her plane crashed in Africa. She added one little detail that her brother died and then she laughed.[/QUOTE]
Did you ask her to draw her travel path for you on a map? If you did, did you start her off in Africa or the Pacific?
I had a weird school. It's okay, most public schools are/were like this here anyway.
When I was in elementary school, instead of a playground we had a huge, post-apocalyptic field behind school. It was some mad-max tier shit. You saw bands of kids fighting, groups of kids building forts and shit under trees and being constantly attacked by even more kids, a no man's land, but for children.
We used nuts as currency. If you wanted to find nuts you had to find them under this massive tree in the field behind school. To access certain areas you had to pay in nuts.
Now, I had cool teachers in elementary school, but they were like the 1%. All the other teachers were bat-shit insane and/or probably picked the wrong job. Girls had preference in school, at first I thought it was just some public school thing (Elementary and Secondary education is "free" by mexican government, high school and college is not, at the least where I live). If a guy forgot his book he would get scolded, yelled at and told to leave. If a girl forgot a book it would be tolerated and told to find partner. Worst part is that some [B]teachers actually say and believe this is right.[/B]
My 4th grade teacher explicitly said during class that children from the municipic/distric where I lived back in then were all lazy and potential criminals.
Buying food was hell. First, unless you had cool parents, you had to buy food at school's snack and it sucked. Picture a small, wooden shack, completely surrounded by massive hordes of kids pushing each other just to buy some potato chips. Better than college an high school. You could get like two drinks and a bag of chips for like $15 MXN.
Public school was "free", I mean, from time to time they would do an event where parents were forced to pay, but it was a little amount, like $200 MXN or less. High School is like $5,500 per semester. I feel bad for those who failed subjects because they had to pay more money for the 2nd,3rd,4th,5th chance test.
Oh, you cannot fail in both elementary and middle school. Teachers used to fail students but they stopped doing it because then kids would end up getting stuck on basic levels and it affected the system somehow, so they just passed them and let the next teacher deal with the problem.
Those were darker times.
There's this kid called Marcus in my year who was the most unironic memester I've seen in my life. He was scrawny as shit and his only response to anything would be "your MOM" - Example:
Me: "Hey Marcus you done the English homework"
Marcus: "haha your MOM did it!!!!"
Whenever anyone joked about him he would copy the same joke, add "your MOM" to it and that would be his comeback. Worst part is, he was in my English class for one year and it was the worst. He did no work at all and whenever we had to work he would peer at what I did then try to respond. All he did was install minecraft mods and watch minecraft videos in class (or scroll through 9gag), so much so that the teacher had to force him to write his homework down on his laptop and check every time after class. Each morning before English class (we had English period one) he would shout "I hope Ms. XX would fall off the stairs and die" really loudly then cackle like a mental patient. For some reason he was never caught.
And there's this kid called Johnny. He's in my physics class and he has two modes - Sleep or 9gag. My Physics teacher is pretty cool but he constantly seems like he's in a dreamy trance so he never actually notices Johnny sleeping. That is, until the last Physics class of the year, where he threw a meter stick at his head :v:
I still have a few stories if ya'll wanna hear it.
[sp]One "wierd kid" thing I did was that I smelled my crush's hair. We're good friends and we sit next to each other and I couldn't resist the urge. I'm so sorry.[/sp]
So since I finished high school this year, I figured I drop by and share whatever I can remember from my 4 years of high school.
So during my junior year of high school, there was this freshman, I'll call him Chuck because I forgot his name already. Everyone in school knew Chuck was gonna be a weird due to his appearance, the most glaring thing would be the bowl cut on his head.
So during the fall, my school had a dance, I was there and so was Chuck. Now I did not witness this, but from what my classmates said, Chuck was dancing with a girl and he liked her. However, after their first dance, Chuck decided he's gonna follow the girl around up until he was warded off by some other girls.
The first time I personally met Chuck was after school when I was walking home, it was during the winter. He was standing around picking up snow off the ground. The thing is that he was trespassing in a fenced-off lot and I had to drag his ass out and send him off.
Come my senior year, Chuck is still the same. On occasion during my lunch period, I would see him walking around holding up a notebook like a homeless person would hold up a sign. Instead of a request for money, the notebook contains some made up Twitter hyperlink. He walks around the school carrying the notebook with a big shit eating grin like he expects everyone else to see the thing on Twitter.
On another note, I was pretty weird myself; I had a reputation for hugging people or being hands-on in general. I would hug some people so frequently in and out of school that they would sometimes [I]RUN[/I] at the sight of me. On other occasions, I'd play with people's hair, primarily during my pre-Calculus and AP Calculus classes for junior and senior year respectively. I went about hugging people for all 4 years, mostly girls, so much so to the point of unanimously winning "Class Hugger" in my yearbook.
There was this one group of kids at my middle school who were some weird terrible hybrid of weaboo, emo, and furry. They always sat together at lunch and they really were just all around rude to everyone, talked a lot of trash. They were all greasy, smelled awful, and covered in acne
I forgot most of their names, there were 3 of them. I hung around them for a short period of time because I didn't want to sit with other people. (I regret doing so)
Amber was this overweight, pale girl who would always dye her hair black/purple, talked nonstop about gore, and walking around the cemetary at night with her "pals". She believed in wiccan stuff or something. She wore those weird wolf shirts you see at walmart.
Loise was this tall lanky kid covered in acne who would fake a female orgasm during lunch sometimes just to "be funny". It was funny the first time (because hey, middle schoolers are immature) but then it just got annoying. He wore spiked collars, nothing but black and had loads of rubber bracelets with bands like "blood on the dance floor" that went to his elbows.
Then the other girl (Idk her name) she wound up marrying someone who was 20+ years old, she would always boast about it (she was 15 at the time (this is in MIDDLE SCHOOL) and had been held back a lot) she wore a wolf's tail and cat ears, died her really short, matted hair this gross red/neon organge color was immensley overweight and called anyone who was prettier than her a "slut". She supposedly did a "blood brother" ritual with amber.
All three of them drew their fursonas and stuff during lunch, talked trash about almsot everyone who thought they were annoying, threatened to "shoot up the school" a number of times, and threatened me "if you tell anyone we'll shank you." they said. They never followed through and I told the principal as discreetley as I could about it after they started plotting.
Turns out Loise wrote a threat in the bathroom stall about bombing the school and killing a girl (The school wouldn't tell us who, but I heard rumor it was about me) the next few days there were bomb sniffing dogs all over the place and loads of kids were patted down. The whole school had bag checks, apparently they found live ammunition in a students backpack (again the school wouldn't let us know who it was but we all presumed it was Loise.) They were all suspended/expelled and I was put into a smaller class for my own protection.
I was teased a lot by that group of kids for talking about video games and internet videos/cartoons all the time. They would call me "stupid" and "retarted" Plot twist: I was relativley weird myself in that way. But I outgrew it.
Man those guys were crazy.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48404917]Update on the weeb girl from page 18.
* Bought a pair of dollar tree aviators (because I wear aviators, I mean thats not a real issue but the fact that she rushed out to the dollar tree to get sunglasses like me just shows how bizzare she is.)
* Claimed she was getting a tattoo. (because I'm getting one, and I've mentioned I'm getting one.)
[/QUOTE]
I know someone like that, if anyone they know gets something they just have to get something better or the same.
[QUOTE=DaMoggen;48426695]I know someone like that, if anyone they know gets something they just have to get something better or the same.[/QUOTE]
Ok I'm glad I'm not alone. I can't stand people who do that, she just wants to BE like people and its just awful.
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On another note, I was pretty weird myself; I had a reputation for hugging people or being hands-on in general. I would hug some people so frequently in and out of school that they would sometimes [I]RUN[/I] at the sight of me. On other occasions, I'd play with people's hair, primarily during my pre-Calculus and AP Calculus classes for junior and senior year respectively. I went about hugging people for all 4 years, mostly girls, so much so to the point of unanimously winning "Class Hugger" in my yearbook.[/QUOTE]
I accidentally stroke a pretty cute blonde girls hair once which I knew kinda well, and she just turned around and said "do it again please". Turns out she turned on pretty hard if you did it to her cause she stared at me for over 20 minutes at lunch with a very horny look on her face and eyes.
[QUOTE=freaka;48426783]I accidentally stroke a pretty cute blonde girls hair once which I knew kinda well, and she just turned around and said "do it again please". Turns out she turned on pretty hard if you did it to her cause she stared at me for over 20 minutes at lunch with a very horny look on her face and eyes.[/QUOTE]
did you hit it?
I remember a really edgy skinny kid in my alternative learning center, he wasn't the worst or strangest guy in my school but he his attitude was terrible.
I was actually the first to greet him at the school since I knew how hard it was to fit in. He just told me to "Fuck off and go away". I immediately knew this kid was going to be on a shit list so I just waited to see what he'd do. His first incident ended up being to puff up his pale, skinny, "gangster" self at the strongest dude in school. Trying to intimidate with a few words before he walked to the other half of the basketball court, the buff classmate decided to whip a soft spongy ball so hard that it made a loud smack as it hit his face. Causing the kid to shriek enough to shut everyone up.
He's even done this to the scrawniest kids as well who happened to be a good friend of mine, he ended getting punched in the arm pretty hard after he called him "A scrawny fucking ginger". But after he got punched, he decided to act like he got shot in the arm. LIMPED over to three teachers, fell onto the granite ground, and cried as loud as he can. All three teachers just laughed and let my friend off the hook since they were sick of the scrawny kid's shit by this point.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;48426931]did you hit it?[/QUOTE]
No, I knew how that girl was. She was a terrible bitchy selfish person. Imagine the typical girl that desire a prince when she act like a peasant.
There was this guy who was one year older than us but ended in our class because he failed it past year. He wasn't very smart and usually all he thought about was playing some shitty f2p fps that was popular with some guys in my school. He used to sit in the corner of the room and whenever the class was in its moments of pure chaos, he would put his head in the corner and make animal sounds (monkeys, donkeys) that were so loud they would echo through the classrom (I shit you not, must have been the acoustics of shouting into the corner of room).
He later couldn't get good grades and was transfered to a ghetto school that was known for not letting anyone fail (even if they skipped most of the classes) and my math teacher who also lectured there said that he saw him just once and never again.
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