• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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Not really a kid, but one of the librarians at my school (this is in year 12) had an Alienware laptop she used to play WoW on a lot. Now you see, one of my friends' hobby was to randomly click connected computers and attempt to get access to the unsecured ones, on this particular day it happened to be the librarian's. After perusing for a while he eventually found that she had a ridiculous amount of nude pictures of herself and hentai (mostly yaoi and shota), so being the exemplar of kindness he was he decided to spread it throughout the entire year level. Somehow my year decided unanimously to keep it to ourselves, so she never found out roughly 80-100 students had seen her entire collection. [sp]I wish I hadn't.[/sp]
[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;47086455]Hopefully you stopped by high school right? No one likes a weird kid in high school[/QUOTE] I changed schools in high school, its not like I shoved shit up my bum or masterbated in school Actually, pretty much everyone had sex in that school and masterbated in that school, fuck you can find a ton of condoms right outside the school I was just like, loud, and everyone assumed I was a stoner (I look like a stoner I guess) [editline]6th February 2015[/editline] I walk in public and people assume I'm high out of mind
Back in high school there was this tiny Asian kid named Kevin who I had a couple of classes with. He always wore a huge puffy jacket (This was in California, mind you) and carried around a huge hiking backpack. During class, he would stroke the hair of some girl who sat in front of him like a and smile like a smug bastard when she told him to stop. Despite this behavior, there were actually some girls who let him hang out with them out of pity. He would often have his jacket over his lap during class and some of the other kids who had the misfortune of sitting near him claimed he would masturbate under the jacket during class. He almost made it to the end of year keeping up these shenanigans, but one day he whipped out his dick in front of a group of girls and got expelled.
there was this fat black kid who would was incompetent at everything and he would spend his time grabbing the asses of future 'girlfriends'. Unfortunately, he was also pretty strong too so when I kicked him in the groin for groping me he almost punched my face in. He smelled like vaseline and rotting grass, looked oily, had shit in his hair, and had no respect or common sense regarding anybody or anything. this bit him in the ass though when he almost amputated himself on a hydraulic press. And then nearly killed himself by breaking the bead of a massive tire without emptying the air. And then he inadvertently set himself on fire when trying to smoke the surface of a brake shoe so he could snort the fumes. there was another snotnosed fellow who was incredibly oblivious to others and obnoxious. He was also a kleptomaniac, who stole somebody else's ds because his mom wouldn't drop off his own in the middle of the day. He would also follow me around the premises telling me how I couldn't drive, how I was such a bad driver, how he did professional drifting, and how he had been driving since age 8. Until he got into a car he wasn't supposed to and wedged it between a ditch and a fence before trying to blame the mishap on all of the fifty or so people watching him. Lastly, theres this guy who was in my art class who would draw everything with distended proportions in the pursuit to achieve 'anime style'. He would give me these blank soulless stares almost the entire class for the entire semester.
Here is another story from that school. For some reason back in 2008 my group of friends hated Obama and thought he would ruin America, we thought he was Osama Bin Ladin in disguise and we thought John McCain was our only hope. I honestly couldn't tell you what the fuck was wrong with us. Keep in mind that this was during 3rd grade. So during recess one day we decide to pretend how Obama will be defeated and for some reason I remember it clearly. I ended up being the guy to play the role of John McCain. So it started with me giving a speech about how I just became president when out of nowhere Obama comes in and attacks me and says that he and the terrorists will take over the country. Then we ended up chasing each other a bit with general stupidity going on the whole time such as Obama saying stuff like "Muhaha! You will never stop me!" and me saying "You'll never get away with this!" Fast forward a bit I end up being cornered so I pull out a finger gun and shoot Obama, saving the day. After that for some reason the area was going to blow up so I had to run and jump for the helicopter(the monkey bars) and escape. After managing to do so I then yell "America has been saved!" Don't ask me what the fuck was wrong with us because I don't know.
Well, i got a good one, i think... Well when i was in my freshman year, my class had about 13 or so students, 4 guys and 9 girls. We were just as normal as the other classes in the school. But then this kid showed up, can't remember his name, but I'm going to stick with Alex for now. He was about two years younger than our class, but for some goddamn reason, he was put into the freshmen class instead of seven grade. He was Hispanic, probably came from Harvard (one of the schools that was by us). But here is the thing, we he first showed up, everybody and I was like "Hey how is it going" or "Welcome to the Freshmen class". We tried to get to know him. But instantly, i knew this kid had some weird ass issues. During when our class did power points or other presentations. We usually presented like you normally do. But when Alex came up to do something, he would just speak in gibberish, he would bolt around all over the report, making literally no sense, and nobody could figure out what the hell he meant at all. During study halls, i literally had to grab him and sit him down since he would be jumping all over the place like a goddamn Gremlin, he would yell at you randomly as well. During PE class was the worse, our PE teacher, who was a major dick, was always on Alex since he couldn't make a single pushup, and when the PE teacher yelled at him to do one. He flat out said "I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT". The whole room went dead silent, and then later the PE teacher made him do an OPI, (opportunity for personal improvement, its basically hell for my standards). In the Locker room, I instantly found out he was gay, even though no one realized it before. But he would try to shower right next to one of my friends, and literally try to dress and undress right by him. One time he was less than a foot away from my friend until I yelled at him to get the hell away since he bugged the shit out of him. Since i told my friends he was gay, he tried to get a girlfriend from the fat girls or the outcast girls of the school. So he can act like he was straight. Basically he would always try to act cool to the girls of my class, so he can act like he was the "Top Dog" even though he had a 10mm dick. That kid, i swear to god, caused so much Hell during my first semester that year. Thank God he left right before it ended. Also, occasionally he went to the bathroom every period, probably to jack off or something.
On the first day of school a 15 y/o guy from my class was wearing an Anonymous sweater with DISOBEY on it, a LoZ Triforce cap and a necklace with a weed thingy on it. I knew this had to be good. Since then he has worn an Anonymous mask to school, wore an Attack on Titan or w/e it's called cloak to school, smoked a blunt wrong and vomited in class, and in general just being a massive idiot. He constantly makes MLG and Illuminati jokes and listens to anime music on such a loud volume that the entire class hears it.
I never knew fapping in school was so widely popular until I went on FP
Not really a "weird kids" scenario but a collection of random shit that happened during school years. When i was in second or third grade, i was walking at the side of our school for no reason, when i heard sounds coming slowly at me. I turned around to see a couple of kids trying to sneak against a wall and making bass noises. So i asked them what they are doing. "We are playing Sly", the guys said and sneaked away. (Fun fact: Sly Cooper franchise is really popular in Finland because it was one of the only games that were translated into Finnish and other Nordic languages that wasnt a party game. Remember, we learn English in the 3 grade in Finland.) So this happened in 6 grade and we were on a geography class. We were talking about Africa and its animals. Teacher shows us a pic of a rhino and asks us what it is. Then one kid stands up, points at the picture and says; "AN UNICORN!" and the whole class starts laughing. And no, he wasnt a brony.
Oh I completely forgot the one time a few years ago where I was the weird smelly kid for a day. So it was the first day of the new semester and I was driving to class and I kept catching little whiffs of something bad smelling. It smelled like a combination of dog shit and permanent marker. Couldn't figure it out. Couldn't find the source. Went to class and it was gone. Later in class I began to smell it again. I realized it was coming from my backpack, but nothing in my backpack or on it would be smelly. Then I remembered that the insulated pouch had a carton of chocolate milk in it from Christmas break a few weeks earlier (drove to Florida, kept drinks cold in the insulated pocket). As soon as class was over I quickly ran out with my backpack of death and found a wide open area outside without any people. Opened the zipper up and was greeted by a truly horrifying sight and smell. The carton had puffed up and looked like it was about to explode. Thick slime was oozing out of it. Quickly emptied it out into a garbage can. Went home and first basically dumped a bottle of disinfectant into it, then filled it with baking soda for a few days, then emptied a bottle of fabreeze into it. Shit was gross. And that is the story of how I was the smelly weird kid one day.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;47088771]Oh I completely forgot the one time a few years ago where I was the weird smelly kid for a day. So it was the first day of the new semester and I was driving to class and I kept catching little whiffs of something bad smelling. It smelled like a combination of dog shit and permanent marker. Couldn't figure it out. Couldn't find the source. Went to class and it was gone. Later in class I began to smell it again. I realized it was coming from my backpack, but nothing in my backpack or on it would be smelly. Then I remembered that the insulated pouch had a carton of chocolate milk in it from Christmas break a few weeks earlier (drove to Florida, kept drinks cold in the insulated pocket). As soon as class was over I quickly ran out with my backpack of death and found a wide open area outside without any people. Opened the zipper up and was greeted by a truly horrifying sight and smell. The carton had puffed up and looked like it was about to explode. Thick slime was oozing out of it. Quickly emptied it out into a garbage can. Went home and first basically dumped a bottle of disinfectant into it, then filled it with baking soda for a few days, then emptied a bottle of fabreeze into it. Shit was gross. And that is the story of how I was the smelly weird kid one day.[/QUOTE] At least you knew you did something weird, most of the weird kids can't tell if they are weird.
[QUOTE=ElderLolz;47088875]Does it make me a weird kid because I like the 10th graders more than the people in my (11th) grade? I don't know why, they just seem much more tollerant towards everyone else and don't devide themselves into groups.[/QUOTE] That doesn't make you weird at all. Throughout high school all of my friends were above me by one or two grades usually.
There's too many weird fuckers in my school that I couldn't choose just one. There was one guy who was like nearly 20 years old and he watched porn in class and would practically molest kids if they were alone with him. He'd have conversations with the woods teacher about how many people he fucked at a party. He told me he let his best friend fuck him in the ass because they were true bros. He was also a Nazi who wished he could go back in time to gas the kikes. There was another guy who was on something nearly everyday and would always be completely out of it to the point where the teachers just stopped giving a fuck. He threw his skateboard through his window and then complained when his mom beat the shit out of him. He came to school one day smelling like piss and he told everyone his dad pissed on him when he was sleeping and everyone believed it because he told us another time his dad hated him and slammed his head in the freezer door and hit him with a bag of frozen peas whenever he found drugs on him. Me and him had like a 10 minute argument over whether or not his phone was alive because it had battery [I]life[/I]. There was a weird skinny kid who jerked off constantly. He got caught one day in algebra with his cock in his hands under his desk. He refused to stop when the teacher caught him and his mom was brought in to scold him for the obscenity. This didn't stop him. He jerked off like no tomorrow. In the bathrooms, in the lockers, during detasseling, you name it. And then there's Boot Head. We called him Boot Head because his head looks like a fucking boot. Some days he's quiet but other days he'll do a "Dubstep impression" in the middle of class just to piss everyone off. Some days he takes his shirt off in the middle of gym and runs around making baby sounding noises. We theorized that he became retarded because he shoved a paper clip into an outlet and turned his hand red in like 7th or 8th grade.
I've always kind of been the weird kid, but in recent years it's gone away somewhat because people have grown up- it still kind of sticks around on the bus though, because all the little shits are on there. Unfortunately my method for dealing with bullying was always "Just let whatever it is happen and absorb it", so now I'm actually getting picked on again I'm totally just not sure what to do. It doesn't help that I look pretty weird because I'm a pre-everything trans girl so I've got a girly haircut, clean-shaven face, and... not much else except mascara.
I am homeschooled so I suppose I am the weirdest person in my school.
This kid would walk into class, make a really loud noise to annouce his presence. In lunch he stuck his thumbs through a bunch of oranges and walked around with them. He tries to do parkour and combat rolls in the middle of class and everyone watches him do it. He even broke a desk by kicking it until the metal bars broke from the wooden part. He would also suck his thumbs, weird as shit kid, not even diagnosed with anything.
There was this one kid I knew freshman year. He was decent for a bit, until I saw him later on in the year. I remember walking down the hall, and he was arguing with the ROTC instructor, saying the government is a conspiracy and all that. And he screamed at the teachers face for no reason as well. Then, when I had him for Biology, I remember he sat in front of me. One day, he started going psycho, telling me weird things. He started laughing weird as well, and the people near me were staring at him, and he literally just wouldn't stop laughing like a crazy guy. I never saw him since. I was always scared of/worried for him, as were my friends.
[QUOTE=Theuaredead;47086465] I was just like, loud, and everyone assumed I was a stoner (I look like a stoner I guess) [editline]6th February 2015[/editline] I walk in public and people assume I'm high out of mind[/QUOTE] People think I'm one a lot despite me never touching any drugs ever in my life. You're not alone, friend.
Holy shit, I can't believe I forgot the weirdest motherfucker who went to my school. He was pretty popular and everyone knew him by name, but i'll just call him Banana since he was otherwise a pretty alright guy. So, This guy was a Senior (I was a junior at the time). He was pretty high up in the academic rankings and he was a pretty good football player, so he had a lot going for him. He even had an athletic scholarship to a nice college. So one day, a video of him got out. I never watched it, but apparently it was of him tucking his dick in between his legs to make it look like a vagina and putting a banana in there while making orgasm noises. To make things weirder, he had a cameraman who kept laughing the whole time. Naturally, I called bullshit on my friend who told me. After hearing the exact same story from about 20 different people throughout the day, I was pretty convinced. I know the guy got some pretty harsh consequences (apparently it also took place in the school somewhere), but I don't know if he got expelled or not.
Where the hell do you people go to school where kids jerk off in class all the time
the weirdest kid i can remember right now wasn't that bad in person but he had a bad habit of posting screenshots of furry and hentai sprays he found in tf2 to facebook
I've encountered a couple of weird kids during elementary school. One group of kids threw folding chairs at people out of the 3rd story window. Another group of kids were throwing snowballs and chestnuts at people from a park. There are stairs going down into town and they stood there, throwing shit at people walking up or down the stairs. Cops were called but the perpetrators were never found. I don't remember the background story to this but some kid was in full rage mode and kicked a Porsche at the parking lot (I believe that it left a dent on the front bumper) before being dragged away by a teacher. The kid proceeded with swearing at the teacher. I don't recall ever seeing this kid again. Then there were several cases of assault in the school. Fights that ended with the police being called and such. Blood in the room where you put your outdoor clothes etc. Pretty common stuff in my school. I'm unsure but I might've carried a knife, screwdriver or other sharp object during the last years of elementary because it was unsafe there. One kid threw a pen across the classroom and it hit my friend close to the eye. Both me and my friend knew who it was but the kid never admitted it, denied it whenever the teacher asked if he did it and the case was dropped. One of my ex-friends destroyed a plastic children's house thing at some daycare centre's playground. He had to replace it with his own money. This person also threw his MP3 player out of the 3rd story window for no reason at all. Obviously it broke. I also used to go into town with this friend and buy 3,5% ABV beer during lunch break, in some store that doesn't check ID cards. Everyone would piss in the garbage bin and sink in the bathrooms. Even I did it sometimes (I may or may not have been slightly weird back then). Maybe not as weird but there was a café which always kept their kitchen window open. People would yell a bunch of random shit into the window and the people working at the café reported it to our principal. Everyone had to listen to our teachers saying how inappropriate this is. Now for weird shit I did. I wasn't that weird since I functioned properly during social interactions and had friends but still, some things I did in school were not normal. I used to throw erasers out of the 3rd story window and was trying to hit the buses down there (there is a bus stop right outside of the school). I was once really close at getting the erasers inside of the bus. The eraser stopped bouncing like 10cm away from the rear doors of the bus. I used to shoot paper balls with a straw. I even covered a clock in some classroom with the balls. And once, I hit a girl in the eye with a paper ball. She screamed and got angry but didn't know I did it. I also once flooded the school bathroom for no reason, without being caught. I stuffed the sink with paper, turned on the faucet, went out and locked the bathroom door with a coin (it had shitty locks). I then went back to continue working on school related stuff and forgot about the bathroom. After lunch, I was walking towards class and see a group of people gathered around the school bathrooms. I ask what happened and someone says that the bathroom was flooded. There was also a teacher there who said that the person responsible for this would be in a lot of trouble.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;47079836]Oh man I have a video for this one. When I was in high school I used to eat my lunch outside when it was sunny. I usually ate with the ROTC kids because it's like a big family and everyone knows everybody. And then there was this kid. I never knew his first name, but his last name was Looney. Yes. Fucking Looney. So one day I was sitting with the ROTC kids eating lunch as usual, and here he comes with two apples in his hands. I didn't think anything of it until I saw what he did with them next. He set them ontop of a trash can and headbutted them. Yes. Headbutted them. I somehow by a miraculous stroke of luck managed to get it on camera [/QUOTE] Updated original post with video [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi9wj25Fgq8&feature=youtu.be[/media]
Girl I met first week of school asked for my number, skype, etc. She asked to me open a water bottle and managed to almost choke and spit all over me. She talked about masturbating and showering together over skype 2nd day I knew her. "I only believe in sex after marriage." Turns out literally all of my friends also had an experience with her at one time or another as well. "I've had 52 boyfriends before you!" Bitch told both me and one of my friends that she loves us. She was also extremely catholic and racist. "You're like...white, right? My parents don't like anyone that isn't white. I know you're a bit tan but please try to look more white." At one point I was wearing a ring(It was made from a quarter, I thought it was neat), which was kind of bothering my finger so I took it off for a second. She instantly snatched it from me and stuck it in her belly button... [I]"Now put it in yours."[/I] [B][I]"Smell it."[/I][/B] She was in a "mlp belly rp" steam group too. I probably should've seen that coming when she introduced me to all of her friends who were bronies.
Some pure gold in these stories. I might come back to the first page and tell you how kewl you guys are. I really hate telling stories. I mostly forget about them as the years roll by...except for this one: One black kid in my middle school had some sick dance moves that got everyone liked and got excited whenever he rolled into the cafeteria for lunch. One day when we were introduced clubs, he went up and told a bunch of friends and I: "I want to join the girls cheerleader club." He was either apparently mad that there wasn't a dance group in school, or that he wanted to be the weirdest kid in school. We'd laugh in a playful/kind of serious tone and be like "Oh you!" when he kept saying that he would. By 7th grade I forgot all about him since he kind of dropped off the radar. But something happened by 8th grade... [I]He joined the girl's cheerleader club.[/I] By the end of my 8th grade year, he was the head of the cheerleading squad and starting doing his crazy dances at our final pep talk meeting in the gym. In front of everyone. Best part was that he apparently taught maybe 15-20 girls his moves, which in turn were implemented in their stacking moves. We were amazed. A boy in a girls cheerleading club leading them and not sucking. By the end the pep talk no one would stop talking about him. Honestly the biggest thing about him was this: Not once did he ever had a thought of making moves on the girls on the team. Not a single sexual thought ever ran through his head during his time in the club. All he wanted to do was [I]dance.[/I] Kid could go places. At the time I didn't have a phone that could record videos, so sorry for those expecting of a crazy black kid dancing with the whole cheerleading club. As far me; in elementary school I played "Kingdom Hearts/Halo/LOTR"(I had an odd imagination back then) with my two best friends. I was "NOT" Sora, my friend was Master Chief, and my friend being a girl played "the girl". I was surprised no one bullied us in elementary school for these vivid imaginary games of ours. Now in college I went back and asked my old friend about the games we played; "I remember the games fondly. We were some weird kids back then." Her remembering that put a big smile on my face.
I'll just throw around a few people I knew. One was a friend in High School. He wasn't like one that couldn't operate as a human or anything, but he was just a weird dude. Never wore a shirt, just a 1 layer jacket thing. That was what he was known for. Most of what he talked about was how he only likes indie stuff and knew a bunch of big people on Newgrounds. Also I showed up to his place one day and he showed me some of his porn, which he played at full blast on his speakers despite being only a wall away from a number of different neighbors. He also showed me a fap folder full of Facebook photos of people we mutually knew. Later learned his Dad always threatened suicide and eventually did so when he was 11 or so, so can't really blame him for his behavior. Another weird kid is one I knew in elementary school. Ugly motherfucker, but harmless. I noticed him again first year of college, and man he looked exactly the fucking same from elementary school, but now with a creepy sort of beard made up of scattered hairs that it looks like he never shaved once since. The worst part was his attire. [t]http://cdn4.fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Wonderbolts-Hoodie.jpg?22a92a[/t][t]http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/144/a/2/vinyl_scratch_shirt__by_leonardo_da_cool-d66e2j5.jpg[/t] Rainbow colored laces on his cheap knockoff shoes, mlp themed pins and buttons on his backpack. 4'11", 100 pounds, and you have one of the most autistic looking motherfuckers on campus. Speaking of: despite being a community college this one kid decides to go to his classes every day in full suit and fedora. No surprise hes a small pale shit with a ton of acne.
I transferred to kind of a charter school for arts for my junior and senior year, so I knew a ton of weird kids on valentine's day one year, this kid approached a girl at lunch, ripped open his buttoned shirt to show her that his chest said "be mine" on it, and started playing careless whisper on a saxophone [img]http://media.tumblr.com/e1d7a98080ad3ce2b0c38d2615a066a5/tumblr_inline_mi89tczvmC1qz4rgp.png[/img] you can even see me in the background :v:: [img]http://i.imgur.com/Qi5OSzx.png[/img]
guy i know wears his russian soldier or w/e outfit to casual days and attends communist/socialist rallies
Damn, it's hard to believe this was 9 years ago, but when I was a sophomore in high school some freshmen climbed up on the roof in a spider man costume on Halloween. After he got on the roof he mooned everyone through the windows on the roof in the cafeteria. A friend of mine even got it on video, sadly without the mooning.. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRXsIKjDRVw[/media] He got suspended for a week, and when he came back, he did it again to only get suspended for another week.
[QUOTE=Waffle Lord;47091061]Girl I met first week of school asked for my number, skype, etc. She asked to me open a water bottle and managed to almost choke and spit all over me. She talked about masturbating and showering together over skype 2nd day I knew her. "I only believe in sex after marriage." Turns out literally all of my friends also had an experience with her at one time or another as well. "I've had 52 boyfriends before you!" Bitch told both me and one of my friends that she loves us. She was also extremely catholic and racist. "You're like...white, right? My parents don't like anyone that isn't white. I know you're a bit tan but please try to look more white." At one point I was wearing a ring(It was made from a quarter, I thought it was neat), which was kind of bothering my finger so I took it off for a second. She instantly snatched it from me and stuck it in her belly button... [I]"Now put it in yours."[/I] [B][I]"Smell it."[/I][/B] She was in a "mlp belly rp" steam group too. I probably should've seen that coming when she introduced me to all of her friends who were bronies.[/QUOTE] Why did you stay around her for that long? [editline]7th February 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=SwikCoder;47081161]Time to bitch about a few fucking things before getting to the funny shit. Freshmans, I fucking hate them, Why you may ask. Because all the freshman get new fucking laptops and only have to do one year of languages, and now they don't even have to take the fucking MEAP test. Like what the fuck? And in my class I have a shit ton of freshman all using their laptops for "school purposes" All they do is play minecraft and check twitter and laugh about the latest "420 MLG memes", Like are you kidding me? It makes me cringe. Alright anyways, When I was in sixth grade I was walking down the hallway. And a teacher ran out of the class next to me, She grabs me and pulls me back into the room yelling "Help me! Stop this kid!", There is a kid on the other side of the room holding a desk above his head spinning it around and then he throws it to the other side of the room yelling "Kama Kama Kazieeeee" I was like "What the fuuck?", I felt like I was in the show Criminal Minds or like 24 and I was negotiating with a terrorist. "Uh hey man what's wrong?" He picked up another desk, I tried to imitate what I saw on TV shows. Walking a bit closer, he said "Don't come any closer! I'll throw this shit" Raising the desk. "What's the problem man?" I shit you not, this is what he said, "My mom took my Nintendo", So I just talked to him about it, and eventually I got him to put the desk down and apologize to the teacher, he ended up getting suspended, but after he came back to school we become friends.[/QUOTE] 0/10, didn't dodge the desk & dropkick him out the window
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