• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=freaka;48426995]No, I knew how that girl was. She was a terrible bitchy selfish person. Imagine the typical girl that desire a prince when she act like a peasant.[/QUOTE] I see no reason not to hit it at least once
[QUOTE=freaka;48426783]I accidentally stroke a pretty cute blonde girls hair once which I knew kinda well, and she just turned around and said "do it again please". Turns out she turned on pretty hard if you did it to her cause she stared at me for over 20 minutes at lunch with a very horny look on her face and eyes.[/QUOTE] can I hit it???
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It didn't happen to me but it happened to my brother who went to the same middle school as me. (He is 4 years older than me so he told me this story a shortly after I began middle school and he was in high school). My brother and one of my cousins (let's call her Ann) were both in the same middle school in the same class. There was a girl in their class who was very hysterical and annoying. She was the kind of girl that would never shut up and act like total drama queen non-stop. Anyways, teachers always arranged a trip for 8th grade where they would visit the three museums in dowtown. One of the museums is above an artificial river full of lights, fish and other colorful stuff. So the class arrived and this girl was the first one to get off the bus and rushed towards the main entrance of the first museum (the one with the river right under it). For some reason my cousin went after her. The girl stopped right in front this platform, it was there so you could look to the river below, again, I don't know exactly what happened, but Ann started arguing with the girl and then she pushed the girl off the platform and made her fall right into the river. It was a considerable fall and the river is kind of deep. The girl was okay, just angry as fuck, but absolutely okay oh and of course, wet. Teachers got mad and called Ann's parents, but Ann had some family problems so they called my dad instead. My dad then scolded my brother with stuff like "Why didn't you stop her?, You could have prevented this, it didn't have to end like that, she is your cousin, blabla". After that the school where I went stopped doing school trips and the platform at the museum disappeared :v:
While we were in 5th grade, there was this girl that would randomly tell the story about shagging a 17 year old guy down the street and how they called it "going up the rabbit hole" because they'd watch Looney Tunes while in the act. I still remember the thousand yard stares the teachers would get. :suicide:
At my high school there's this kid that always comes into the room where me and my mates all chill out, plays agar.io for about 5 minutes on the computers, rage quits (usually by punching the case) and then leaves. This happens every single day, without fail.
At my school, there was this weaboo who was pale (he looked albino, but he wasn't) and always wore a watch pushed up to his elbow, rolled up sleeves on a tshirt, and had cut marks on his forearm all the time. The worst part? He obsesses over fnaf and everything for him is either fnaf or weeb shit.
Oh wow, I just got a new thing Never witnessed it myself, but there was one guy that worked on the other team next to me here at the office. He used to look at everyone with bugged out eyes and opened and closed his mouth rapidly, sometimes with drool coming out. He used to be called the Zombie Piranha. Don't know what happened to him after that.
Back in middle school there were these two boys, relativley normal looking, could socialize well, knew how to dress decent, etc. You'd think they were just two average guys. One morning one of them brought in their laptop to school, started watching gore porn right in the cafeteria in the morning before classes started. Both of them kept trying to show other students this gore porn that they were watching.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;48427038]I see no reason not to hit it at least once[/QUOTE] To have sex with me you need to step up, not be a club slut.
[QUOTE=freaka;48445185]To have sex with me you need to step up, not be a club slut.[/QUOTE] we're just kidding with you mr. diamond dick
So, a while ago, I was in this 3D Art class that I would definitely call "okay." The work was okay, the teacher was okay, and the classroom was okay. But dear GOD the people in there [sp](Except for this friend of mine who was in the class for, like, 2 days before leaving when I joined.)[/sp] were the absolute worst. It was filled with the most terrible group of furries, weeaboos, meme fanatics, etc and I hated it so much. One project we had to do was make a puppet show-styled project that actually sounded kind of fun. One of the groups in our class decided that it was a good idea to make one based on FnaF, and it was bad. During the presentation, they decided to explain all the characters and shit with Google Images, and I was so ready to watch FnaF r34 pop up on screen and just die laughing. Unfortunately, that didn't happen.
[QUOTE=freaka;48445185]To have sex with me you need to step up, not be a club slut.[/QUOTE] :0) Can I hit it?
I was the weird kid. Done some pretty shit stuff that I regret with a passion. Thankfully now I've kinda put that in the past and chilled out a lot. [editline]12th August 2015[/editline] Well, I did know one guy in college. There was some weeb guy who used to roam around college in a skirt and hairy legs, even in the winter. He used to say it's something about expression or 'because he could', but I don't think it was because he thought he was transgender. He used to randomly blurt out Japanese (although I'm sure he could speak it pretty well) and everyone just use to look at him like 'wat'. I think he used to sometimes carry round or at least he had one of those anime waifu hugging/kissing pillows. He was a nice guy though to be fair.
I guess I should post this here [QUOTE]Back in second grade I showed my dick to two girls in my class during a break between classes. They both ran out of the room screaming. After that my teacher gave me a stern talking to in front of the class. She decided to include nudists and streakers in her lecture so for the rest of that year, the other kids called me the second grade nudist. [/QUOTE] Am I the weird kid?
[QUOTE=kilerabv;48445527]I guess I should post this here Am I the weird kid?[/QUOTE] nah you're just outgoing
There was this wigger in high school who always acted like he was hot shit, and kept it up long after the fad died. Once he got mad at a kid and shouted "Imma get da hood on you!", which is hilarious when you live in a hick town of 800 middle and working class white people. Last I heard, he's in jail for carjacking an old lady. Also heard he stabbed someone but I'm not sure about that.
You can find pretty weird, interesting, and funny people at trade/technical schools. They're not all WEIRD in ur usual sense, but here goes; There was this one dude who was literally like 4 foot tall. Okay slightly taller, but still REALLY fucking short dude. He didn't know English for shit, only words like cat, dog and hi. He was also a player when it comes to hitting it with girls, but he didn't boast or talk about it much, even though he got a better share of that fun than most people, certainly more than those people who feel the need to boast; he didn't. This short dude also had this weird ability to squirt pure&clean saliva straight from his mouth, like straight from his saliva gland. It's a thing that sometimes happens to people like when yawning, just a squirt of saliva, but he could control it. He would squirt it at people sometimes for fun, like spitting on someone's face, except it was clean and barely noticeable, believe it or not. So this guy was definitely funny company to hang around, along with few other snus-using party-goers, but there were actual "weird people" too, but also cool in their own ways; This taller Asian-descent dude. You can immediately tell he was just his own person. He had a slightly wild hair style. He would randomly just spun around, make dance, fighting and other moves when just walking/hanging around. Also making weird click&clack sounds with his mouth and tongue when doing those moves. Like, choreography stuff. He also had a much older girlfriend. And he had some burn-marks or other nasty shit on his arms, dunno what it was. But still interesting company. He was pretty buff. What else? Hmm. Some vegan asshole who was related to a Finnish celebrity, like some Rapper or a hip hop artist. And this HC counter-strike player, if you needed company for a cigarette you can count on this guy to come with you. I learned he was great at CS when we installed the game on school computers. But not that weird guy actually, just abit nerdy. Other than that, there were just some dumb-asses. Like this one guy in Trivial Pursuit (I don't even know how we could find time playing these games) when asked what is the U.S. capital, he put all of his confidence into his answer: "Canada!" Also there was this dude who no one liked for some reason. Because of the way he talks, or looks. He started smoking only because others were smoking when he came to legal age. He wasn't familiar with most slang terms etc., that kinda guy. But I didn't care, I smoked him up one time (with him fully knowing what I was offering.) He said the weed made him feel slightly "more ADHD"??? :v:
I had pretty weird class in my tech school so here are four of my classmates. THE BOSS - This guy was our class president he is very smug and usually talks shit how cool he is. He is kind of fat and usually wears track pants and hoodie classmates usually refer to him as mafioso or the boss. Because he looks and acts like Italian mafia boss. He was chosen to be our class president because of his diplomatic talk shit skills. Once he said he got in fight with some school children and they ripped his pocket and tried to steal his wallet, i believed him because his pants pocket was ripped. THE RAPPER - This guy is all about his thug life and his rap career, he usually comes to school with his weed dank eyes and then starts annoying teachers and then after few lessons he disappears. Sometimes when he doesn't disappear he starts bullying behaving students. He will only obey to teachers if they will threaten to call his dad. Once he brought to class used condom and threw it at someone. THE SNAKE - This guy never has his own opinion and always supports the most powerful bullies. He basically does just that there is nothing more interesting about him. THE POTATO SELLER - This guy used to shows up only sometimes in school when nobody's expecting and then he starts talking about his business in the UK how he has some kind of farm where he grows potatos or something. he was later kicked from school but still managed to graduate because of administration error, but never picked up his diploma.
Did I ever tell you guys of that girl who thought I was Satan? [editline]13th August 2015[/editline] Guess I haven't but here goes. As some might now, I spent most of my school years in special education. On one school, actually the last sped I went to, around 7th or 8th grade. There was this girl, blonde hair, a bit shorter than shoulder length. She was weird, she never displayed any emotion, at least not when I was there. Some chav from england who had somehow managed to immigrate to Denmark had gotten on this school too, god damn, he is a story for himself. But I noticed that when she didnt know I was nearby she would act somewhat normal, she had a relationship with this dude. But as soon as she knew I was nearby she acted like a fucking robot. Didn't show emotion, spoke in this slightly monotonous, mocking speech. She really acted like she was possessed by a demon or something, or like she was a zombie, or alien. I was the type of person that would always approach the sad or hurt people in an attempt to help them, which usually worked out fine because I actually knew how to help people back then. When we were together, she would either speak about the satanic bible or about how morals are stupid and anyone who believes in god are stupid. She didnt say much, she didnt do much. We tried jamming in the schools music studio once after she claimed she could play drums. She could play drums, but certainly didn't have a passion for it. She acted like a god damn alien most of the time on that school, then suddenly, around the last days of the 9th grade, after exams and stuff, she started acting like a normal human being again. This was really strange, because before that she would try to "test" me by shoving needles and pins into her fingers, without flinching or otherwise showing any form of pain. She spent most lessons just making really tiny origami stuff, after a while she had a whole box full of tiny little creatures she had folded out of tiny bits of paper, she had amazing finger dexterity. So yeah, one of the last days, she randomly asks me "Are you gay?" I answer "No?" and she goes "Oh okay, but you act like you are gay sometimes." then later that day she acted like a normal human being with emotions. She told me "I thought you were Satan." I don't know what the fuck about me that makes me look like Satan, or gay, for that matter. But she literally thought that I was gay Satan, why that made her act like a fucking robot everytime she saw me I don't know. So many unanswered questions, but I did know one thing about her for sure: She was weird.
Also, the most beautiful thing I remember about technical school was our dressing/break room ceiling. It was like looking at a night sky. Except instead of bright stars you have countless brown blobs of snus stuck in the white ceiling. Sometimes random "friend of a friend" from around the big school came visiting our small dressing room, adding their own "touch" to the ceiling. Oh and I don't use snus.
AP Psychology. Josh, the one kid in the school who wears a fedora. All the other weird kids graduated,
I knew a dude who wore a fedora. He was... strange. [sp]He was successful despite coming from a pretty shit background, handsome, fit, and intelligent. He also wrote music, and not shit MLP covers either. He was basically the anti-fedora fedora wearer.[/sp] There was also a mildly retarded kid who I befriended and met up with once and ended up committing numerous crimes with, but I tell that story every thread and I'm pretty sure everyone already knows.
When I was in grade one, the 2nd graders had this thing where they tried to piss as high as possible when using the urinal. Some cunt flew too close the sun and lost control, pissing all over my hat. Which yes, was attached to my head. Strangely I didn't think it was that big of a deal, but my parents were livid. In the end the kid was forced to hand wash the hat and apologise to me.
I know a guy who's literally what would happen if the entire fucking landmass of Italy stood up and shit out a baby. He's Italian, Italian name, ~5 ft tall, and is/was on the wrestling team. Holds giant Italian dinners like every week and pretty much invites everyone on the sports teams. From what I've been told, he literally has like 3 or 4 tables lined up into one long line with pasta for days on it. One time some guy called him a mexican jumping bean and he (Italian guy) got so pissed off that he grabbed the dude by the throat and picked him up (This guy wasn't short either).
[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;48457817]I know a guy who's literally what would happen if the entire fucking landmass of Italy stood up and shit out a baby. He's Italian, Italian name, ~5 ft tall, and is/was on the wrestling team. Holds giant Italian dinners like every week and pretty much invites everyone on the sports teams. From what I've been told, he literally has like 3 or 4 tables lined up into one long line with pasta for days on it. One time some guy called him a mexican jumping bean and he (Italian guy) got so pissed off that he grabbed the dude by the throat and picked him up (This guy wasn't short either).[/QUOTE] I think I've found a leaked video of him [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhLV8iBAUFg[/media]
Okay, I'll post another one: So, back when I was in Middle School (6th) I came across this greasy, mafia-wannabe, moron. We'll call him M. M was a Mexican (likely illegal, I'll come back to this later) who was 5 feet tall and didn't know what hygiene was. He was in my reading class and sat behind me. He kept thinking I was his one of his friends (I had pretty much no friends in 6th) and would always spew bullshit lies. I wasn't sure, but he might have been autistic or something. He wasn't as awful then as he became later on. So, in 7th grade, I joined a computer class that mainly focused on design and engineering. He was in there. Great, now I'm stuck with him again. And with my luck, he is assigned as my partner. He's even worse now, still disgusting and annoying as fuck. He had a tendency to follow girls (and guys) around, and would say weird and creepy shit to everyone. He also threatened to stab me if I didn't give him 20$. He never did. So, the reason why I say he's probably illegal is that he claims to come from Juarez or some shit and has ties to many cartels. M also claims to have had oral sex with 4 girls, simultaneously. So I'm just trying to get the project done, but I cant due to him distracting me and other shit. M would always whine about me using the computer everyday, and once he started using it, he had no idea how anything worked. He always wore the same clothes everyday and lives in a shitty apartment. Anyways, here's where shit kicks off. M once asked me if I believed in god, where I replied "No, I'm an Atheist." He calls me a devil worshiper out loud and other shit, but no one cares. His parents were also overly religous. He then continually attempted to pick on me, all to no avail. Eventually I'm tired of his shit and report him to the office. He gets sent to AMS (Alternate Middle School). I never see him again in 7th. Now in 8th, he's back, and he apparently has a "crew". Said crew includes him, some fat greasy Mexican blob of flesh with a fucked up arm (birth defect or something), a over-dramatic emo girl, and some degenerate who wears all black, a collar, and a tail. Probably a furry, dunno. Anyways, these are his only friends. By 7th I have quite a few friends and even more in 8th. While he mostly left me alone, we'd run into each other and he'd try to get me to join his crew or some shit. Late in the year, he got thrown down the gym stairs and broke his arm or something. I never saw him again. That's about it. It's not much of an exciting story, but I thought I might as well post it. EDIT: I'll post a few more later, like the "Legacy of Turtleman" and "Mega Satan" later. :v:
I always think of goths at my high school who thought they were hot shit and that everything revolved around them. I remember some of them yelling at each other in the hallways so that everyone could hear the [i]extremely[/i] important things that were going on with their lives. The popular kids were probably most memorable because preppy bro-fashion was really big back then and the level of toolishness was really unbelievable. Mostly I remember being pissed off because I was kind of awkward too, but when I looked at the kids around me I could already understand why older people thought teenagers were all rude little shitters.
There are Rich preppy kids in my school that intentionally try to act like rednecks and pretend that they're "Country", because a lot of people in my school and the area are rednecks and country bumpkins, but I mean shit these kids buy fancy ass cowboy hats, belt buckles, and cowgirl boots and automatically think they're rednecks meanwhile their daddies buy them brand new trucks.
There's this Junior at my Highschool who wears trenchcoats, shaves his head regularly, but has this oddly mild demeanor to him. He's not really tall, over even physically opposing. He's just a thin, lanky, blonde trenchcoat skinhead -- that has a very odd vibe to him. Like, he's not stupid -- just a bit warped. Looking around the class very cautiously all the time but never being outright hostile to anyone, which is the terrifying part about the rumors you hear -- because they contrast so heavily with what you actually see, and are paradoxically pushed into possibility by what you DO see. Something's just a bit off, which is how the whole 'weird kid' mechanic usually works I suppose. For example -- he apparently has this weird thing where if you say the full version of his first name (Ex. Robert instead of Rob) he will absolutely lose his fucking shit. And he seems personally ambiguous enough for me to believe that.
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