• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Native Hunter;48462592]There are Rich preppy kids in my school that intentionally try to act like rednecks and pretend that they're "Country", because a lot of people in my school and the area are rednecks and country bumpkins, but I mean shit these kids buy fancy ass cowboy hats, belt buckles, and cowgirl boots and automatically think they're rednecks meanwhile their daddies buy them brand new trucks.[/QUOTE] Holy shit, what's it like going to school with George Bush?
[QUOTE=Agent 47;48464335]Holy shit, what's it like going to school with George Bush?[/QUOTE] Im just really confused why he's in New York
[QUOTE=CAPT Opp4;48464305]There's this Junior at my Highschool who wears trenchcoats, shaves his head regularly, but has this oddly mild demeanor to him. He's not really tall, over even physically opposing. He's just a thin, lanky, blonde trenchcoat skinhead -- that has a very odd vibe to him. Like, he's not stupid -- just a bit warped. Looking around the class very cautiously all the time but never being outright hostile to anyone, which is the terrifying part about the rumors you hear -- because they contrast so heavily with what you actually see, and are paradoxically pushed into possibility by what you DO see. Something's just a bit off, which is how the whole 'weird kid' mechanic usually works I suppose. For example -- he apparently has this weird thing where if you say the full version of his first name (Ex. Robert instead of Rob) he will absolutely lose his fucking shit. And he seems personally ambiguous enough for me to believe that.[/QUOTE] I had a weird trench-coaty kid at my old school too. 'Sept he was a long-haired, greasy ginger and he was a little fat. He wore sunglasses like the matrix guy and always talked about enslaving and hypnotizing women. He boasted about how he always "lurked 4chan's /b" board, and he claimed to have gotten banned from there, as if it was a big deal. He likes to pretend to be all edgy and stuff. Basically I was on a hiking trip with the school and he was one of the kids who went, It was rainy and dark and it looked like there was about to be a thunderstorm. The entire hike he kept talking out loud to us all, saying "Wouldn't it be great if a bear came and attacked you all?" and "What if there was a cereal killer hiding amongst us? I wonder who would be the first to die?". Generally no one was really paying attention to his ramblings, so he climbed up to the top of this relativley large rock he wasn't supposed to climb and the teachers told him "get down from there" and he said (with this cocky voice) "I don't care if I fall. I'm already in a living hell", followed by this fake as hell hyena laugh. He slid down on his butt and ripped his pants and was teary-eyed and mumbled for the rest of the hike. Basically when we finished the trip, I was thirsty as hell and ran out of water so I went up to this fountain at the entrance to drink, I noticed there was a paper on it that said "out of order" but I wanted to try and see if it worked regardless, so I approached it. So he followed and said "Hey, woman, can't you read? It dosen't work." I said "I know, I'm just testing it out anyways, whats the problem?" (I tested it and it indeed, did work. The water tasted fine.) He said "Whats up with you females and not listening to us men! You're a fucking idiot! That water could be poison!" I continued drinking the water anyways and said"So? Do I look like I give a royal shit?" he stepped back and got deffensive, flapping his arms like some sort of thug, saying "Woa woa woa you mad? You mad girl?" Out of nowhere this park maintenence truck tried to drive past him, it beeped at him. Neither one of us had noticed it before and it was actually really funny because the fountain had been fixed and they forgot to take off the "out of order" paper. I got my hand wet, flicked water at him, and then ripped off the out of order paper, and stuck it to his trenchcoat. He was silent for the entire bus ride.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48465045]I had a weird trench-coaty kid at my old school too. 'Sept he was a long-haired, greasy ginger and he was a little fat. He wore sunglasses like the matrix guy and always talked about enslaving and hypnotizing women. He boasted about how he always "lurked 4chan's /b" board, and he claimed to have gotten banned from there, as if it was a big deal. He likes to pretend to be all edgy and stuff. Basically I was on a hiking trip with the school and he was one of the kids who went, It was rainy and dark and it looked like there was about to be a thunderstorm. The entire hike he kept talking out loud to us all, saying "Wouldn't it be great if a bear came and attacked you all?" and "What if there was a cereal killer hiding amongst us? I wonder who would be the first to die?". Generally no one was really paying attention to his ramblings, so he climbed up to the top of this relativley large rock he wasn't supposed to climb and the teachers told him "get down from there" and he said (with this cocky voice) "I don't care if I fall. I'm already in a living hell", followed by this fake as hell hyena laugh. He slid down on his butt and ripped his pants and was teary-eyed and mumbled for the rest of the hike. Basically when we finished the trip, I was thirsty as hell and ran out of water so I went up to this fountain at the entrance to drink, I noticed there was a paper on it that said "out of order" but I wanted to try and see if it worked regardless, so I approached it. So he followed and said "Hey, woman, can't you read? It dosen't work." I said "I know, I'm just testing it out anyways, whats the problem?" (I tested it and it indeed, did work. The water tasted fine.) He said "Whats up with you females and not listening to us men! You're a fucking idiot! That water could be poison!" I continued drinking the water anyways and said"So? Do I look like I give a royal shit?" he stepped back and got deffensive, flapping his arms like some sort of thug, saying "Woa woa woa you mad? You mad girl?" Out of nowhere this park maintenence truck tried to drive past him, it beeped at him. Neither one of us had noticed it before and it was actually really funny because the fountain had been fixed and they forgot to take off the "out of order" paper. I got my hand wet, flicked water at him, and then ripped off the out of order paper, and stuck it to his trenchcoat. He was silent for the entire bus ride.[/QUOTE] are you sure that's not a cartoon character
[QUOTE=Super2Donny;48465196]are you sure that's not a cartoon character[/QUOTE] Im sure its not. I had a classmate (classmates) that were actually that cringey. I went to a pretty warped school.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48465045]He was silent for the entire bus ride.[/QUOTE] Holy shit that btfo made me feel good, even though I only experienced it through the internet tubes and you got to deliver that yourself in person shit, pageking. who was weird in my school? There was an autistic kid who rode our bus every day. I'm not sure what he had, but he spoke to people - a lot. He loved wrestling, and thought it was real. He would always hit on the girls on the bus, and try to get their numbers. To his credit, he remembered all his names (more than can be said for me, I don't remember the names of girls I hit on lol.) He was also 21. I was confused as hell why a 21 year old was on the bus, but he later told me that he had a job through the school as a carpenter. Whatever, that's cool. What WASN'T cool was what he said one day when we were walking home from school. We got off at the same bus stop because he lived close to me. So, while I'd usually just turn up my music and walk away quickly to avoid talking to him (not that I hated him, but ~6 years of listening to him ramble on about asinine bullshit made me fed up with him, plus I enjoyed personal time alone walking home before I hit home), there would be days where he would power through my music and I would be forced to talk to him. So one day we're walking down the road, and we're talking for a while, and then he tells me this: [QUOTE]Him: "I'm having a party this Saturday. Wanna come?" Me: "No, sorry, I can't make it. I've got work." H: "Aww, okay. Well if you know any girls, could you invite them over?" M: "Yeah, sure, I'll tell them to go over to your house on Saturday." H: "Thanks, dude. I can't wait for my party. I'm gonna have a bunch of people over." M: "Oh really? Like who?" H: "All the girls I invited over are coming." M: "That's nice, dude." H: "Yeah. I can't wait for the pretty ones to give me sex dances in my room."[/QUOTE] Dead. Silence. Sex. Dances. I couldn't even think of a polite reply to that. I just started walking faster and put my headphones back in.
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;48466213]Holy shit that btfo made me feel good, even though I only experienced it through the internet tubes and you got to deliver that yourself in person[/QUOTE] I never took highschool seriously considering I went to a school that had a large sped-ed population. Everything was a joke to me and I was pretty quick to dish things out to these kids.
There was a new kid that joined our "form" in Year 8 (wat grade is that) and he was called Jack. We were like 13 (I think) so our teacher made us say "HELLO JACK" in really exaggerated voices. About two seconds later, a boy, who we will call M, suddenly pipes up. He was known for being a meme-sprouting little shit so we expected the worst. None of us expected to see M without any pants on, including underwear, rubbing his legs and smiling like a weirdo. "Draw me like one of your french girls Jack" The teacher just...screamed.
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;48466213] Sex. Dances. I couldn't even think of a polite reply to that. I just started walking faster and put my headphones back in.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't know how to respond to that either tbh.
Alright, here's another one. In 8th grade, there was this kid, who went by the name "Turtleman". :v: He was generally an annoying cunt who was 4 feet tall and hadn't hit puberty yet. Be also completely shaved his eyebrows off and redid them with sharpie. He was very autistic. So, one day, me and my friend (we'll call him A) were in the bleachers watching the class do shit and just talking. Now Turtleman has a tendency to yell extremely loudly and had an obnoxious laugh, the "HAW-HAWR" kind. So randomly, Turtleman started laughing and screaming for no reason, but me and A, annoyed, shrug it off. But he didn't stop, so me and some random people started telling him to shut the fuck up. He stops and turns towards me, and flips me off. Which I should mention, his only response to insults/whatever is flipping you off or screaming. I ignore it, and he starts laughing his ass off again. At this point, me and A are pissed. We tell him to shut the fuck up again. He stands up and approaches me and starts poking me in the side of my head and keeps screaming. "Fuck off!" I tell him, pushing him. He falls and finally pisses off. A few days later, he continues to be annoying as shit, and eventually he's screaming at me and A again. To sum it up, I say "we get it, you have down syndrome, now fuck off." This enrages him. He SCREAMS at the top of his lungs and it echos across the gym. Everyone turns to him, and another person goes up to him and asks "You have down syndrome?!" just to piss him off more. He continues to scream, and then starts running around the bleachers, still screaming. Later on, he starts shit talking everyone, that's about it. Remember M? Turtleman was his friend too. Later on, he got pushed into a railing and cried in front of 50+ people, many laughing at them. Yep, that's about it. Please excuse any grammer/whatever errors, I wrote this on my phone at 4 AM. :P
Maybe it's just me but that sounds a little harsh against him
At uni the other day I had an encounter with a strange individual. I get the feeling there was something not quite right about him, but I'm not too sure. We shall call him Slavic Saul the Pill Popper. Now Saul (not his real name) liked answering questions a lot in my statistics lectures, going as far as to make questions himself and tell the lecturer the answers. Over the semester so far I've heard numerous mutterings of 'this guy' and 'what's he doing?' from other students. He has a really high pitched voice and looks almost exactly like Niko Bellic from GTA 4. Now, on the eventful day, I was under the weather a bit with a headache and sore throat and wasn't really in the mood for talking, but regardless of my obvious mood, he still asked me a question: "Do you have any painkillers?" Trying to be polite, I said no and then asked him if he had a cold as well. He hadn't, he had tripped over rushing to get to the lecture theatre because his last class had finished late. In his hurry, he had tripped over and ripped his pants a little and hurt himself. He showed me his arm. There was a tiny, tiny mark. You couldn't even call it gravel rash. It wasn't bleeding, and sure those tiny marks sting, but it's not something you would call anything more than an inconvenience. Keep in mind I'm a complete stranger to him as well, he just asked me for some drugs, I could have given him anything. And then as we both turned around to pay attention the lecture again, I noticed something falling out his bag. A full tube of toothpaste! Now I'm all for excellent oral hygiene, but carrying around a whole tube of toothpaste I'd argue is a little bit eccentric.
[QUOTE=Native Hunter;48462592]There are Rich preppy kids in my school that intentionally try to act like rednecks and pretend that they're "Country", because a lot of people in my school and the area are rednecks and country bumpkins, but I mean shit these kids buy fancy ass cowboy hats, belt buckles, and cowgirl boots and automatically think they're rednecks meanwhile their daddies buy them brand new trucks.[/QUOTE] this is eerily similar to most chicks at my school One of these types of girls in grade 11 got a new-ish ram truck and sunk it trying to go mudding. That's 20000 of their dad's money 4 feet underwater now.
Oh there was this one kid who was sort of overweight but that was kind of irrelevant because he would just say dumb shit on purpose that didn't make sense. He sat next to me in homeroom at one point during the year, and I remember him randomly turning to me and asking in this sort of lazy slow voice "are you stupid?" as if he was genuinely asking me, so I reply "no, what" and then in the exact same voice he says "are you smart????" and after that I'm like what the actual shit where is this going.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;48473804]Incidentally a guy who was in band masturbated twice, both times on the bus on long trips; I dislike him strongly. There was also the dwarfism girl who had a screw lose, she "dated" every greasy fedora kid in band and often flashed people with her brain curdling chest growths she called boobs. There was also this lesbian girl who had more STDs than she had stable relationships, also she diddled [B]VERY[/B] underage girls. Around three guys always dressed in cheap novelty psuedo goth crap, wore neon coloured tails and acted sexually awkward towards anything that breathed, also they smelled bad. Anyone who didn't fit in the previous descriptions either didn't strongly associate with the band for good reason or were dip shit racists who were still stuck in their libertarian phase. The insanity wasn't limited to the band members though, a fair amount of the band volunteer staff were anti vax, ultra mormon, anti wind power leather bags.[/QUOTE] You just got an abridged version of this thread in one room? :what:
[QUOTE=alpha00zero;48474239]You just got an abridged version of this thread in one room? :what:[/QUOTE] am I the lesbian?
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48474331]am I the lesbian?[/QUOTE] I was mostly referring to the content we all provided and not the providers themselves but yes, you can be the lesbian if you so desire.
[QUOTE=alpha00zero;48474350]I was mostly referring to the content we all provided and not the providers themselves but yes, you can be the lesbian if you so desire.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;P3ALwKeSEYs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs[/video]
there was this one girl in my class who had a very clingy boyfriend, and he apparently got mad at a picture from when she was 11 she posted on facebook because he thought her cleavage was showing. Stuff like that kept happening, so they eventually broke up. [I]2 years later[/I] he's still trying to win her back saying he'll write a 200-something 3,000 worded book. He wrote one page, sent it to her to say what she thought, and it was a story about his wolf furry OC named Blood waking up and describing for the entire page about a rose and how it reminded him of the girl. He also used a bunch of wrong words to describe the flower and accidentally spelt "i ate beds" in french (he meant to write "my beautiful rose").
[QUOTE=Blazedol;48476463]there was this one girl in my class who had a very clingy boyfriend, and he apparently got mad at a picture from when she was 11 she posted on facebook because he thought her cleavage was showing. Stuff like that kept happening, so they eventually broke up. [I]2 years later[/I] he's still trying to win her back saying he'll write a 200-something 3,000 worded book. He wrote one page, sent it to her to say what she thought, and it was a story about his wolf furry OC named Blood waking up and describing for the entire page about a rose and how it reminded him of the girl. He also used a bunch of wrong words to describe the flower and accidentally spelt "i ate beds" in french (he meant to write "my beautiful rose").[/QUOTE] Wait what? That part about him spelling I ate beds in french makes no sense. J'ai mangé des lits Ma belle rose It doesn't eve remotely look like the same thing Or maybe that's the point and he was THAT retarded?
[QUOTE=CAPT Opp4;48464305]For example -- he apparently has this weird thing where if you say the full version of his first name (Ex. Robert instead of Rob) he will absolutely lose his fucking shit. And he seems personally ambiguous enough for me to believe that.[/QUOTE] There was this kid I knew called Gabriel who hated being called by his full name. If a teacher called out his name on the roll as Gabriel he would always reply with, "It's Gabe." sounding kind of pissed off. So anyway, one time we had a relief teacher and she called out his name as "Gabey". He was so pissed off. So naturally we went up to him later and said, "How's it going Gabey?" He was super pissed. [QUOTE=IJNOMED;48465045]"What if there was a cereal killer hiding amongst us? I wonder who would be the first to die?".[/QUOTE] I reckon Corn Flakes would be first to die.
There was an intern at my work (i work at a webshop) that was pretty wierd. He kept watching youtube videos and twitch streams. So after a while people started to ask what he was doing. His answer always was: "i'm researching how to promote gaming for the webshop." Of course this was bullshit because he was only watching LoL vids and we dont sell LoL stuff He also used to browse 9gag a lot. When a coworker asked him what 9gag was the guy answered "9gag is the place to be when you are not gaming". There were a few other wierd things he used to do but i cant remember that right now.
One kid in highschool he wasnt well liked mostly because he didnt know shit and made a nuiscance of himself. Now he was an odd case of seemingly putting effort into being stupid he was turning 20 when I had my first and only class with him.It made 9th grade history a pain in the ass. Now the teachers by this time knew not put him any groups because he would hold others back so he kinda got an easy time any group projects came out. When it came to writing or filling out worksheets the writing and grammer mimicked what you would expect from an adult the content on the other hand was something else .It read like alternative fiction and was packed with wierd conspiracies and seemed to allude often to some sort of time traveling Hitler considering he was mentioned often while we were learning about the late 1700s to the early 1800s. He fell asleep often in class when he did show uphe snored it was an improvement over him asking bizzare and racially insensitive questions. He had the most tragic of names as well Ben Dover.
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;48477163]Wait what? That part about him spelling I ate beds in french makes no sense. J'ai mangé des lits Ma belle rose It doesn't eve remotely look like the same thing Or maybe that's the point and he was THAT retarded?[/QUOTE] well I never seen the thing, the girl only told me about it. She knows french so I took her word for it.
[QUOTE=JesseR92;48483679]He had the most tragic of names as well Ben Dover.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMHTo4sAYKA[/media]
Senior year of highschool I basically assisted my chemistry teacher in the lab and helped her keep people under control (I was the only senior in her ap class and she felt I was the most mature of all the students she had that year so trusted me in dealing with kids) and multiple times I caught kids trying to steal chemicals from her storage closet. Now it was usually kids just wanted to burn magnesium or something like that so not all that alarming of stuff except when some shady kid came in and tried to take the raw sodium that I just finished using in an experiment and was in the process of storing back in a locked closet. Don't know where the kid thought he would be able to store it in/how he would even handle it but I managed to stop him before he just grabbed some out of the mineral water. O also when I was putting away some chemical for her another kid in my ap class came up to me and whispered in my ear if he could steal a lighter from her. Like idk what he would do with it and why he couldn't just get his own lighter like they are not hard to come by.
Let's talk about Oliver. Oliver was special. But not the kind of special where you're really bad with social skills and really good at studies in some way. He was just a really, really massive moron. He was a moron with bright orange hair, really bad teeth, and [I]that look[/I] that morons have where they pull their head forward and slightly tilted upwards with their mouth a bit open and their teeth protruding, like a blind rodent of sorts. To top it off, Oliver was a huge Linkara and Nostalgia Critic fan. Carrot top was a bit older than the rest of us, due to have obviously repeated some of his classes (we were in our first year of college at the time, but he looked like he was between 20 and 22 years old). He claimed he had some family in Britain, but his own English was atrocious despite him trying to sound as British as he possibly could. Physically speaking, it's hard to describe him. Best way I can put him is that he looked like the [url=http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02506/James_Holmes_2506390b.jpg]aurora shooter[/url], except he was an actual ginger, had paler skin, and freckles all over his face with (thankfully) no beard. He did a lot of weird incomprehensible shit, and I'll attempt to make a full list of them here, in no particular order. - Whenever he was facing any sort of reflective surface during class (which was specifically in one classroom which had a built in office with really dark windows), he'd make faces at himself, trying to look threatening or angry, showing teeth and frowning as hard as he could. Since he was a Channel Awesome fan, he'd often mimic the [url=http://pre02.deviantart.net/ec5d/th/pre/i/2013/217/e/d/angry_linkara_by_linkaramadplz-d6gq3z6.png]linkara frown[/url] which is already dangerously fucking retarded to begin with. He never, [I]ever[/I] noticed people were laughing their ass off when he was doing this, and never stopped making faces either. - He was rude as fuck, and often cut people during conversations, either to try and insert himself in the conversation, or just to spout some stupid joke he once heard on Channel Awesome and give up after the monumental dud that it was. This got especially bad when he started [I]cutting the fucking teacher[/I] to make dumb jokes without even raising his hand to speak or waiting for them to finish. One day, he had such a long streak of these dumb shit jokes, constantly cutting the teacher every time she wanted to talk just to spout another dumb quip that nobody understood, that the teacher (an otherwise incredibly charming and calm person) slammed the desk with her fist to shut him up. It was the only time in four years that I ever saw this teacher in particular get so angry at someone. - We were once asked to pick a controversial book to debate about whether it was good or bad, and people jokingly said Twilight would be good subject matter. Oliver, being a fucking idiot, took it literally and started reciting by heart this long monologue about how Twilight was the most asinine piece of fiction he had ever "read" in his life. The entire monologue was, you guessed it, plucked straight from a Linkara episode, to the point where he even reproduced the hand gestured, angrily pointing at the desk and making faces at the reflective surface in front of him. - People regularly told him to outright fuck off because of how rude he was and how he just seemed to ignore his surroundings, and he'd answer with reenacted skits from Nostalgia Critic, making the same faces and eventually gorilla-walking out of the scene, pretending he was sparing us all because he was such a cool guy. I don't think he ever realized how close he so often got to just straight up get a broken nose. One day some student shouted at him and told him to shut his mouth, and the teacher had to calm her up because she was legitimately on the verge of beating the shit out of the ginger fuckhead. He didn't seem to understand, and acted like it was all part of a NC skit. - He was unbearably loud. Like, deaf dog trying to hear itself bark level of loud. I think he may have had an actual hearing impairment since he basically just ignored other people even when they talked directly to him or about him. He could only speak really loud, or basically scream on top of his lungs like in Channel Awesome videos. - He once slammed his head really hard against his desk in a piss poor attempt at a comical gesture after he got an especially bad grade from an otherwise piss easy test. He seemed completely unfazed by it and ignored the dud entirely, even ignoring his red forehead and the large bump he had for the rest of the day. - Going onto the topic of him being deaf as fuck, he'd often be watching Linkara and NC videos on his phone during classes or right before classes, leeching on school wifi to load HD videos while the teachers and the students were trying to also use the internet to access either actual study material, or to access whatever website was not related to studies but was at least fucking silent - because Oliver used to listen to these videos [I]on fucking speakers[/I], meaning you'd hear Linkara blare out random bullshit about comic books across an amphitheater built to carry sound easily (he'd also sit on the front seats every time, thus carrying sound even more) and filled with people who clearly had enough of his shit. Eventually he switched to earplugs, but they were so loud you could still hear Linkara through them if you were anywhere near. - He kept insisting that it was classes that were bad and the teachers were shit, and he was just too gifted to listen which is why he sucked so much in class and had such shit grades. - After an especially long and exhausting test (something about 3 to 4 hours) in an amphitheater, Oliver left the room with everyone else, took a step back, and started running across the corridor before promptly leaping at the floor and flopping super hard against the cold hard ground. He wasn't chubby or fat or anything (he was rather thin with a disgusting potbelly), so when he landed, it did a super loud THUD. He then got up and walked away, ignoring his massive fucking dud of a joke once more. - He'd regularly ignore classes and just sit in there not listening. But he'd not just do nothing or doodle or browse the internet, oh no. He'd [I]pretend to sleep[/I], sometimes snoring loudly, up until the teacher called his name to read a chapter (most teachers picked names at random and thus didn't give a shit if he was sleeping or not caring). When that happened, he'd spring up from the desk, grab it on each side, and start looking left and right going "uh ? what ? uh ? eh ?" like he was in a cartoon. He'd then pick up the book, awkwardly flick the pages to the right one, and pretend like he was looking for the line when really he was just looking for the teacher to pick someone else. - During translation classes, instead of simply admitting he didn't do his homework so the teacher could just move on and ask for someone else to read their translation of a specific text, he'd grab the text in question (often from someone sitting next to him) and mumble-read it while sort of putting words together to try and translate it. This often followed his "comical" waking up routine. - He'd never drink coffee, but would often complain about needing coffee. When directed to the nearby coffee machine, he'd ignore the comment and keep talking about random shit. He also had the habit of exaggeratedly stretching his arms while yawning as loud as possible, even during classes. - He'd talk to himself and repeat Linkara lines very regularly. When he was walking through university down to class, he'd often try to look as menacing as possible and would gorilla-walk while showing teeth.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;48484289]Let's talk about Oliver. Oliver was special. But not the kind of special where you're really bad with social skills and really good at studies in some way. He was just a really, really massive moron. He was a moron with bright orange hair, really bad teeth, and [I]that look[/I] that morons have where they pull their head forward and slightly tilted upwards with their mouth a bit open and their teeth protruding, like a blind rodent of sorts. To top it off, Oliver was a huge Linkara and Nostalgia Critic fan. Carrot top was a bit older than the rest of us, due to have obviously repeated some of his classes (we were in our first year of college at the time, but he looked like he was between 20 and 22 years old). He claimed he had some family in Britain, but his own English was atrocious despite him trying to sound as British as he possibly could. Physically speaking, it's hard to describe him. Best way I can put him is that he looked like the [url=http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02506/James_Holmes_2506390b.jpg]aurora shooter[/url], except he was an actual ginger, had paler skin, and freckles all over his face with (thankfully) no beard. He did a lot of weird incomprehensible shit, and I'll attempt to make a full list of them here, in no particular order. - Whenever he was facing any sort of reflective surface during class (which was specifically in one classroom which had a built in office with really dark windows), he'd make faces at himself, trying to look threatening or angry, showing teeth and frowning as hard as he could. Since he was a Channel Awesome fan, he'd often mimic the [url=http://pre02.deviantart.net/ec5d/th/pre/i/2013/217/e/d/angry_linkara_by_linkaramadplz-d6gq3z6.png]linkara frown[/url] which is already dangerously fucking retarded to begin with. He never, [I]ever[/I] noticed people were laughing their ass off when he was doing this, and never stopped making faces either. - He was rude as fuck, and often cut people during conversations, either to try and insert himself in the conversation, or just to spout some stupid joke he once heard on Channel Awesome and give up after the monumental dud that it was. This got especially bad when he started [I]cutting the fucking teacher[/I] to make dumb jokes without even raising his hand to speak or waiting for them to finish. One day, he had such a long streak of these dumb shit jokes, constantly cutting the teacher every time she wanted to talk just to spout another dumb quip that nobody understood, that the teacher (an otherwise incredibly charming and calm person) slammed the desk with her fist to shut him up. It was the only time in four years that I ever saw this teacher in particular get so angry at someone. - We were once asked to pick a controversial book to debate about whether it was good or bad, and people jokingly said Twilight would be good subject matter. Oliver, being a fucking idiot, took it literally and started reciting by heart this long monologue about how Twilight was the most asinine piece of fiction he had ever "read" in his life. The entire monologue was, you guessed it, plucked straight from a Linkara episode, to the point where he even reproduced the hand gestured, angrily pointing at the desk and making faces at the reflective surface in front of him. - People regularly told him to outright fuck off because of how rude he was and how he just seemed to ignore his surroundings, and he'd answer with reenacted skits from Nostalgia Critic, making the same faces and eventually gorilla-walking out of the scene, pretending he was sparing us all because he was such a cool guy. I don't think he ever realized how close he so often got to just straight up get a broken nose. One day some student shouted at him and told him to shut his mouth, and the teacher had to calm her up because she was legitimately on the verge of beating the shit out of the ginger fuckhead. He didn't seem to understand, and acted like it was all part of a NC skit. - He was unbearably loud. Like, deaf dog trying to hear itself bark level of loud. I think he may have had an actual hearing impairment since he basically just ignored other people even when they talked directly to him or about him. He could only speak really loud, or basically scream on top of his lungs like in Channel Awesome videos. - He once slammed his head really hard against his desk in a piss poor attempt at a comical gesture after he got an especially bad grade from an otherwise piss easy test. He seemed completely unfazed by it and ignored the dud entirely, even ignoring his red forehead and the large bump he had for the rest of the day. - Going onto the topic of him being deaf as fuck, he'd often be watching Linkara and NC videos on his phone during classes or right before classes, leeching on school wifi to load HD videos while the teachers and the students were trying to also use the internet to access either actual study material, or to access whatever website was not related to studies but was at least fucking silent - because Oliver used to listen to these videos [I]on fucking speakers[/I], meaning you'd hear Linkara blare out random bullshit about comic books across an amphitheater built to carry sound easily (he'd also sit on the front seats every time, thus carrying sound even more) and filled with people who clearly had enough of his shit. Eventually he switched to earplugs, but they were so loud you could still hear Linkara through them if you were anywhere near. - He kept insisting that it was classes that were bad and the teachers were shit, and he was just too gifted to listen which is why he sucked so much in class and had such shit grades. - After an especially long and exhausting test (something about 3 to 4 hours) in an amphitheater, Oliver left the room with everyone else, took a step back, and started running across the corridor before promptly leaping at the floor and flopping super hard against the cold hard ground. He wasn't chubby or fat or anything (he was rather thin with a disgusting potbelly), so when he landed, it did a super loud THUD. He then got up and walked away, ignoring his massive fucking dud of a joke once more. - He'd regularly ignore classes and just sit in there not listening. But he'd not just do nothing or doodle or browse the internet, oh no. He'd [I]pretend to sleep[/I], sometimes snoring loudly, then when the teacher called his name to read a chapter (most teachers picked names at random and thus didn't give a shit if he was sleeping or not caring). When that happened, he'd spring up from the desk, grab it on each side, and start looking left and right going "uh ? what ? uh ? eh ?" like he was in a cartoon. He'd then pick up the book, awkwardly flick the pages to the right one, and pretend like he was looking for the line when really he was just looking for the teacher to pick someone else. - During translation classes, instead of simply admitting he didn't do his homework so the teacher could just move on and ask for someone else to read their translation of a specific text, he'd grab the text in question (often from someone sitting next to him) and mumble-read it while sort of putting words together to try and translate it. This often followed his "comical" waking up routine. - He'd never drink coffee, but would often complain about needing coffee. When directed to the nearby coffee machine, he'd ignore the comment and keep talking about random shit. He also had the habit of exaggeratedly stretching his arms while yawning as loud as possible, even during classes. - He'd talk to himself and repeat Linkara lines very regularly. When he was walking through university down to class, he'd often try to look as menacing as possible and would gorilla-walk while showing teeth.[/QUOTE] How did you not beat him up?
A sad story of a weird kid, but a weird dysfunctional family also. This story is pretty sad. I grew up in a small country town in Australia so bogan (redneck) families were not something rare. This one family though that lived in the town were incredibly poor and their entire family 4 kids, mum, dad and grandparents live in a condemned house. This one boy, the youngest was quite small and fat and was getting bigger and bigger with age. My mum told me he would have fits of rage in the middle of the street if he didn't get any fast food or sugary beverage. I found a video on youtube of the young boy a video documenting a weight loss journey he was trying to undertake. I thought nothing of it, laughed and showed my brother. Turns out he died at the age of 16 from a heart attack last month...
[QUOTE=JesseR92;48483679] He had the most tragic of names as well Ben Dover.[/QUOTE] Did he have a sister called Eileen?
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