• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;48507034] What is it with weird kids and hugging? Is it a lack of appropriate social contact, or did they just have awful childhoods?[/QUOTE] Sometimes the kid is only like that because of an awful upbringing and / or a lack of interest and compassion towards the child from parents or family in general. You being mildly friendly / understanding is often unheard of to them so they can become clingy because even simply listening to them comes across as you being interested in what they say, something the kid rarely experiences.
Hugs are the best.
[QUOTE=ZombineTheSplatter;48509043]Hugs are the best.[/QUOTE] Ive never liked them. My skin gets all prickly from the shared body heat, I struggle to breathe normally, and I don't like being constricted. Despite this, people still hug me...
[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;48507079]how'd you like it if I pahked my cah up your ass for talkin shit like that [/QUOTE] Ya but let me get my cawfee first. I'm tawlking sheet about my own state. Come to Bawston an fite me.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48509291]Ya but let me get my cawfee first. I'm tawlking sheet about my own state. Come to Bawston an fite me.[/QUOTE] terrible
[QUOTE=Pigbear;48511806]terrible[/QUOTE] thanks
The past Thursday I was having lunch with some friends at college when suddenly people at faculty's cafeteria started slamming tables and jumping around screaming and making animal noises. I asked some dude what the fuck was happening, turns out they were screaming at this one tall girl wearing a short dress, it's actually a thing for people in that faculty to scream and make noises to girls who pass through that corridor dressing like that. It was pretty surreal, I was just eating my food and then the whole place went apeshit.
used to know a guy who said that being gay was disgusting and that HIV will kill everyone if more people are homosexual.
There was a couple of students who were incredibly racist and homophobic at my school. One of them was named steeven. He had REALLY long greasy hair that he put over his face, and came to school wearing naruto/anime cosplay almost all the time. I think it was death eater? I'm not sure (I can't tell the difference between all the animes) He always had these stupid neon yellow square wireless headphones, and he wore them 24/7, even during class. He blared anime and dubstep music. I forget where the conversation came up but he was trash talking within my earshot about a black student and called him a "ni**er slave" to one of his friends, which was the greasy ginger trenchcoat kid from the hiking trip I mentioned last time. Steeve came up to me one day and asked to add me on skype, I said no. But he got my skype name through another student I added, and I accepted his contact without thinking. He called me and asked me to make him a roblox shirt because he found out that I draw. I didn't understand how roblox worked and he gave me NO instruction on how to do it, just "make me a roblox shirt!" so I said "Look, I can't do this, is there some sort of template? I don't get it." he accused me of lying about my vocational knowledge and my skill with drawing all because I don't fucking understand what the fucking fuck a roblox shirt is. He later tried to ask me out and, like everyone else, he found out I was gay. Classmates would tell me he talked shit about me a lot and said I should "burn in hell like the rest of them."
Sometimes I wonder what went wrong in life for these children.
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;48517082]Sometimes I wonder what went wrong in life for these children.[/QUOTE] Parents probably.
So I have a classmate that has a Facepunch account [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1434817"].[/URL] [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1457210"].[/URL] [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1400510"].[/URL]
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48516952]There was a couple of students who were incredibly racist and homophobic at my school. One of them was named steeven. He had REALLY long greasy hair that he put over his face, and came to school wearing naruto/anime cosplay almost all the time. I think it was death eater? I'm not sure (I can't tell the difference between all the animes) He always had these stupid neon yellow square wireless headphones, and he wore them 24/7, even during class. He blared anime and dubstep music. I forget where the conversation came up but he was trash talking within my earshot about a black student and called him a "ni**er slave" to one of his friends, which was the greasy ginger trenchcoat kid from the hiking trip I mentioned last time. Steeve came up to me one day and asked to add me on skype, I said no. But he got my skype name through another student I added, and I accepted his contact without thinking. He called me and asked me to make him a roblox shirt because he found out that I draw. I didn't understand how roblox worked and he gave me NO instruction on how to do it, just "make me a roblox shirt!" so I said "Look, I can't do this, is there some sort of template? I don't get it." he accused me of lying about my vocational knowledge and my skill with drawing all because I don't fucking understand what the fucking fuck a roblox shirt is. He later tried to ask me out and, like everyone else, he found out I was gay. Classmates would tell me he talked shit about me a lot and said I should "burn in hell like the rest of them."[/QUOTE] Making a roblox shirt is easy, you just paint the template on the correct parts and... [IMG]http://wiki.roblox.com/images/d/db/FinalShirtTemplate.png[/IMG] Why the fuck is someone your age playing ROBLOX?
[QUOTE=Kierany9;48518397]Making a roblox shirt is easy, you just paint the template on the correct parts and... [IMG]http://wiki.roblox.com/images/d/db/FinalShirtTemplate.png[/IMG] Why the fuck is someone your age playing ROBLOX?[/QUOTE] what's wrong with ROBLOX, it's a good scripting enviroment.
[QUOTE=Kierany9;48518397]Making a roblox shirt is easy, you just paint the template on the correct parts and... [IMG]http://wiki.roblox.com/images/d/db/FinalShirtTemplate.png[/IMG] Why the fuck is someone your age playing ROBLOX?[/QUOTE] I don't even know.
[QUOTE=Pigbear;48518592]what's wrong with ROBLOX, it's a good scripting enviroment.[/QUOTE] There's a difference between playing Roblox to script and playing Roblox because you haven't mentally aged past 13 and think that the Roblox Assault Team group is actually cool. You know...I should actually get back into Roblox, if only to learn LUA.
[QUOTE=Kierany9;48519571]There's a difference between playing Roblox to script and playing Roblox because you haven't mentally aged past 13 and think that the Roblox Assault Team group is actually cool. You know...I should actually get back into Roblox, if only to learn LUA.[/QUOTE] I still enjoy some games on it, most of them are obscure enough at this point where nobody annoying plays on them.
[QUOTE=Pigbear;48519859]I still enjoy some games on it, most of them are obscure enough at this point where nobody annoying plays on them.[/QUOTE] Agreed. A Pirate's Life was the shit. Too bad some of the really good games back in the day are completely dead or got removed.
[QUOTE=Kierany9;48519990]Agreed. A Pirate's Life was the shit. Too bad some of the really good games back in the day are completely dead or got removed.[/QUOTE] Miked's Minigames. Fuck, next year will mark my ten year mark for my Roblox account.
One time there was this fucker seriously getting in to a pokemon discussion at my table (he often sat near people that didn't like him to be a dick) and I was drinking red Gatorade at the time. He gets so fucking PISSED that he slammed his goddamn fists on the wobbly ass table, causing my Gatorade to fly a few inches off of the table and on to me. Not only did I have to clean it up, but it was the beginning of the school year and still hot so naturally the pair of Khaki shorts I was wearing were ruined. He also used to talk about how he wanted to fuck our math teacher (who was maybe 55) but also once point blank told her in the middle of class that he wanted to marry her I'm glad I left real school [editline]23rd August 2015[/editline] Oh yeah also it came out in the same school that one kid had been having sex with his mom. That's when I got the fuck out of there
[QUOTE=Sand Castle;48521440]Oh yeah also it came out in the same school [U]that one kid had been having sex with his mom[/U].[/QUOTE] I repeat. What went [I]wrong[/I]? [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Creep still" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;48521502]I repeat. What went [I]wrong[/I]?[/QUOTE] I think he was joking
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;48521502]I repeat. What went [I]wrong[/I]?[/QUOTE] :unimpressed:
[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;48522943]I think he was joking[/QUOTE] Nope!
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;48521502]I repeat. What went [I]wrong[/I]?[/QUOTE] Your avatar is fitting with your answer.
[QUOTE=rovar;47683876]This one is more cute (to me at least), than weird. Although, it is a little strange. In my senior year of high school, I had an AP English30 class with a girl named Nadine who is also my close friend. She has a 6 year old younger sister named Zoe. Now, Nadine is 100% completely normal, but what's weird is her circumstance that makes it so Zoe is brought to class everyday by Nadine. Almost everyone in the entire grade knows Zoe, and she knows a good amount of us, especially me. Nadine has to bring Zoe around and the school really doesn't mind, I suppose they have an arrangement of some sort. Nadine's home situation is a bit strange. Her parents don't live with them, and haven't since she started high school. However, Zoe has to be the fucking cutest thing on the planet. During our work periods she'll walk up to various people she recognizes and like play with them. I remember one day she sat with me on the corner of my desk, as I wrote out the rough draft on my essay. Like, she just walks around the classroom curious as hell and people just interact with her. I'll see people see her walk by their desk, and she'll like get them to pat her head or something and just keep walking by. She might just like the attention is all. I've known Nadine since we were around 8 or 9, so I've known Zoe since birth. I've actually had Zoe on my lap while I wrote my assignments during lunch times (I often stayed in to work) to keep me company when Nadine isn't around. She's super obedient and she's loads of fun to be around. She's super cuddly too which can get annoying sometimes but it makes your day a bit better. She's annoying as shit sometimes when you're trying to work though. Like, she'll grab onto your arm and hold herself up when you're trying to write and you have to tell her to get off. Or she'll sometimes take your paper or pencils and replace them with someone else's. That doesn't happen too often, usually if she's really bored. Other than that it makes English one of my favorite classes. She also doesn't talk very much. She's very active, but she doesn't say much to anyone really. She mostly talks to Nadine when she needs something.[/QUOTE] So an update. Zoe's 7 and Nadine is living in her own home, and now I'm Zoe's babysitter. I'm pretty ecstatic. Nadine also has been bringing Zoe to her university classes.
[QUOTE=Havolis;48517130]So I have a classmate that has a Facepunch account [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1434817"].[/URL] [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1457210"].[/URL] [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1400510"].[/URL][/QUOTE] thats me :)
[QUOTE=Zakuvo99;48528976]thats me :)[/QUOTE] That's cute.
Do teachers count? We had a kid who didn't do anything for English and kept getting low grades and the teacher called him out and said (and I quote word for word): 'Do you even want to be on this school?' The kid replied 'yes'. Teacher responded with 'Well, you can go to an easier school and become a baker, hairdresser or homosexual'' :poot:
Why did they hire an English teacher that didn't understand prepositions? "On this school." Were they stood on the roof or something?
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