• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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One time our class played football at the back of the class but instead of using a ball, we used a piece of butter milk chicken. The entire class smelled like fucking shit afterwards and the back's floor was pretty sticky along with being covered in little packets of butter milk gravy.
Tall ugly ass kid at my school died his hair white and changed his surname to "Snow" (no joke)
[QUOTE=Dorkslayz;48608538]Tall ugly ass kid at my school died his hair white and changed his surname to "Snow" (no joke)[/QUOTE] How does one die his hair? Do you, like, just shoot it?
[QUOTE=HumbleTH;48608618]How does one die his hair? Do you, like, just shoot it?[/QUOTE] Do chemo
[QUOTE=Dorkslayz;48608538]Tall ugly ass kid at my school died his hair white and changed his surname to "Snow" (no joke)[/QUOTE] Is his first name John?
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[QUOTE=HumbleTH;48608618]How does one die his hair? Do you, like, just shoot it?[/QUOTE] I MEANT DYE ALRIGHT
Weeb at my middle school who dyed his hair white and claimed to always watch anime porn actually(and I'm not kidding) [sp]butt-fucked a girl in our class[/sp], needless to say he got arrested. I was shocked for a while about the event
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;48613404]Weeb at my middle school who dyed his hair white and claimed to always watch anime porn actually(and I'm not kidding) [sp]butt-fucked a girl in our class[/sp], needless to say he got arrested. I was shocked for a while about the event[/QUOTE] Wait, he buttfucked a girl while in class or he buttfucked a girl from your class? This is important :s:
[QUOTE=Zotobom;48613498]Wait, he buttfucked a girl while in class or he buttfucked a girl from your class? This is important :s:[/QUOTE] Fucked her in the boy's bathroom. It was gross, when I went there I saw semen in the bathroom stalls next time I went.
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know a person who said that if the refugees enter ireland, than ireland will no longer be ireland and instead Syria and that the taioseach is an idiot for letting refugees in. same person is a homophobic dickhead who said that HIV will be on the rise if the marriage referendum in may won
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;48604609]post it now[/QUOTE] srry for leaving u guys hanging,i had werk and shit Chapter 2:Schizophrenia Mania? After the battle royale that had occured in school,Derrick became exceptionally paranoid and often would make up excuses not to attend school(Despite Vargas,Kim and the Kats and all others involved being suspended).The longest this went on was for a week and half until he returned back to school,I swear to god equipped with a homemade armored vest made out of scraps of ALUMINIUM and chains,he was so bulked up with that heavy shit that he couldn't make it up 3 flights of stairs without breathing heavier than a fish out of water. But that's not all noooo,he was so frightened of being beat up by the backyard bullies who weren't suspended and friends of Kim that the crazy manlet bastard told me that he brought with him a butterfly knife he allegedly borrowed from his father or older brother idk.Now after that bizzare reunion,I told Jason what happened and the agent from hell of course had an idea.When recess hit,we walked by Derrick's class and talked about how whoever was responsible is gonna get thrown to the school dump after giving him a face rearrangement within earshot of Derrick.Jason looked inside and sure enough Derrick was inside,whiter than a easter lilly eyes wide opened with a distinctive patch forming on his groin area.After we walked past by,we turned around and the guy ran to the toilet faster than speedy gonzalez. I would have given up at this point but Jason,the devil's incarnate he is,dragged me and our mutual friend,Rocco(The feller who was with us interrogating Derrick) into the toilet,trying to encircle the animal in his natural habitat. Jason:"They're out to get you Derrick! You can't hide forever!" Rocco then systematically kicks open the door of every toilet until the last where the faint smell of piss was so strong,I had to get out of there because I couldn't bear it.I waited outside until I heard a scream and a laugh and I went inside to see what was going on.Remember the butterfly knife I said? Well instead of a knife,Derrick,with his balisong flip trick,unveiled a comb instead of a blade and poked Rocco in the eyes and of course made him mad. With the butterfly 'knife' disarmed,Jason then grappled and forced Derrick to the ground,with his face making love with the piss and shit-filled toilet floor.A blind Rocco going mental and shouting slurs in Italian ,eager to get his hands on the little tree stump,delivered a sloppy hook at Jason which knocked him off Derrick,who was now crying and screaming for help,Rocco who thought that he finally got his hands on the bastard was about to deliver a knock out blow to Jason until I shielded him and frantically told him he had the hands on the wrong guy. Now the episode had created quite a bit of noise obviously and the next thing I saw,a crowd had formed outside of the toilet which attracted the attention of the Head Principal.From his perspective,he saw a helpless victim in Derrick and three assailants who were caught in the act of trying of trying to get a poor little nerd's lunch money.I must point out that I had a pretty shitty discipline record back in school,so did Rocco and do I even need to mention Jason? Our asses were sent to the Principal's Office and after hearing Derrick's 'testimony' which involved more tears than words,we went inside the Principal's room and were told straightaway that all three of us were suspended for a week until further investigation can be done to decide any other action.Needless to say we were pissed,Rocco explained that he was stabbed in the eye with a balisong comb while Jason spilled the beans rightaway that Derrick was responsible for the last fiasco at the canteen area.The Principal as usual rejected both claims harshly and was so outrageous at the attempt to 'bringing down the reputation of a student who has contributed so much to the school' that he would make our punishments harder if we continued to piss him off with 'nonsense'. Oh yeah,what about the butterfly comb you ask? Well,while we were suspended,a insider source told us that one of the toilet stalls nearly caused a flood in the boy's bathroom that a plumber was called in,and along other junk that would choke the toilet pipeline,a certain butterfly comb was found :downs:
Weird kid at my college story: So. Recently moved into college, shit's fun. Having more fun than I've ever had in my life here. But.. my roommate is a bit socially awkward. Reaaaaal awkward, not just the "good friend on the inside" kind of awkward. So, my roommate, let's call him Mr. Masturbates in the Same Room as his Roommate. Mr. Masturbates in the Same Room as his Roommate has on more than one chance jerked it right in front of my presence. Now, since I don't want to haul all this stuff out into a new room and this isn't affecting me much, I don't give a shit. However.. this guy has also on more than one occasion left something on my desk that doesn't belong to me, such as, lids to containers, and, soda cans. 'course he apologizes about it but if he was real about it he wouldn't keep forgetting that you shouldn't be putting shit on other's desks. Not only that, but I'll be damned if this guy just decides to randomly check what I'm doing on the pc without asking to look. I'm not a porn looking up kind of guy but I love my privacy more than anyone else when it comes to programming and putting in passwords. An extra annoying tidbit is that whenever he studies he has to say every word clearly out loud, like almost yelling. Mr. Masturbate has a french friend on facebook and has to say his stuff out loud too, butchering the french language horrifically.
I can tell you a stroy of a brony at my school. He's not in my year, because im in the 11th and he's in the 10th. But a friend (let's call him S) of me who's in the 10th told me some weird stories about him. He told me that he wears a My Little Pony t-shirt nearly every single day. A few days later i saw him too, he wore a MLP t-shirt, a black fedora with a white stripe, had greasy long hair and a neckbeard. When i was walking through a corridor, I saw him showing his favourite MLP characters on his smartphone to his weird friends. I heard something like: "This is Derpy (the name might be wrong), he's my favourite Pony." Later, S told me some weird things the brony guy said. He said: "My Little Pony is no show for children, because they are fighting against monsters." "I'm such a hipster because I'm the only one who likes ponies here sheeesh!" (yes he made the sheeesh sound) "Football (Soccer) is for imbeciles, who don't like ponies." When 2 people in his class were talking with each other and one of them said "I'm going to beat the shit out of you!", he butted in and said "Yeah sure, you hitting him is just as likely as me waking up with four hooves and pink hair." even tho they weren't even talking about him. In art lessons, the teacher asked: "What comes to your mind when you think of sport?" He responded with: "PONIES, because you can ride them and that's a sport." If you're interested, I'm sure there's more to come. Oh and I forgot to add. One time i caught him making horse noises.
[QUOTE=Enforcer99;48620726]I can tell you a stroy of a brony at my school. He's not in my year, because im in the 11th and he's in the 10th. But a friend (let's call him S) of me who's in the 10th told me some weird stories about him. He told me that he wears a My Little Pony t-shirt nearly every single day. A few days later i saw him too, he wore a MLP t-shirt, a black fedora with a white stripe, had greasy long hair and a neckbeard. When i was walking through a corridor, I saw him showing his favourite MLP characters on his smartphone to his weird friends. I heard something like: "This is Derpy (the name might be wrong), he's my favourite Pony." Later, S told me some weird things the brony guy said. He said: "My Little Pony is no show for children, because they are fighting against monsters." "I'm such a hipster because I'm the only one who likes ponies here sheeesh!" (yes he made the sheeesh sound) "Football (Soccer) is for imbeciles, who don't like ponies." When 2 people in his class were talking with each other and one of them said "I'm going to beat the shit out of you!", he butted in and said "Yeah sure, you hitting him is just as likely as me waking up with four hooves and pink hair." even tho they weren't even talking about him. In art lessons, the teacher asked: "What comes to you mind when you think of sport?" He responded with: "PONIES, because you can ride them and that's a sport." If you're interested, I'm sure there's more to come.[/QUOTE] Please. I can't believe that kind of person actually exists.
[QUOTE=Enforcer99;48620726]I can tell you a stroy of a brony at my school. He's not in my year, because im in the 11th and he's in the 10th. But a friend (let's call him S) of me who's in the 10th told me some weird stories about him. He told me that he wears a My Little Pony t-shirt nearly every single day. A few days later i saw him too, he wore a MLP t-shirt, a black fedora with a white stripe, had greasy long hair and a neckbeard. When i was walking through a corridor, I saw him showing his favourite MLP characters on his smartphone to his weird friends. I heard something like: "This is Derpy (the name might be wrong), he's my favourite Pony." Later, S told me some weird things the brony guy said. He said: "My Little Pony is no show for children, because they are fighting against monsters." "I'm such a hipster because I'm the only one who likes ponies here sheeesh!" (yes he made the sheeesh sound) "Football (Soccer) is for imbeciles, who don't like ponies." When 2 people in his class were talking with each other and one of them said "I'm going to beat the shit out of you!", he butted in and said "Yeah sure, you hitting him is just as likely as me waking up with four hooves and pink hair." even tho they weren't even talking about him. In art lessons, the teacher asked: "What comes to you mind when you think of sport?" He responded with: "PONIES, because you can ride them and that's a sport." If you're interested, I'm sure there's more to come.[/QUOTE] This wouldnt have happened if hitler won
[QUOTE=WhyNott;48621055]This wouldnt have happened if hitler won[/QUOTE] [t]https://derpicdn.net/img/2012/11/4/141789/full.png[/t]
This is a sorta double post. The first half is a compilation of a few weird stories and the second half is just focused on one person. I knew some kid who hated this black kid and made a secret operation called "Operation Black" which was aimed at eliminating him. One time he went around and asked about 29 girls out in one go and they all said no. He also picked up spiders and stuff. He was weird. One time we found a nest of redback spiders underneath the sinks in the boys bathroom and told a teacher. The teacher didn't believe us and bet $10 there wasn't. He went and looked. Closed down the bathrooms. And we never got our $10. Another time in the same bathrooms I went to the toilet and the door got stuck. So I yelled out to some kid to get a teacher. About 15 minutes later the janitor got the door open and I came out to a crowd of about 30-40 kids. One time I kicked a ball has hard as I could on the oval and walked off. Then this cow of a teacher comes up to me and starts yelling at me for almost hitting her with the ball and telling me how dangerous what I was doing is. Sorry for kicking a ball on the oval where I'm meant to be kicking it. We had a Maths teacher who was hilarious. One time he was wearing some flannel shirt that his wife bought him from the supermarket. Some kid says, "I used to wear clothes from the supermarket, until my mum got a job." Everyone laughs. Once the laughter starts to die down. Our teacher just responds with, "And I gave your mum the job." The entire class just loses its shit. There was this dropkick who always tried to get into fights, we'll call him J. He tried to fight me and my friend in the playground, so we ran at him and he started running away (this was how a lot of fights at this school happened, they were more chases than fights). Anyway he just runs and slips over in a puddle of mud and gets soaked in it. [I]This next story I feel sort of bad about[/I]. One time we were in class and there were no teachers around. We were solving some Maths problem on the board. I don't know what compelled me to do this (I was probably getting revenge for something he had done to me) but I suddenly announced in front of everyone, "I've got it!" Everyone looks at me. "J is a prick." Everyone starts laughing (idk why I guess the context?). Even his twin brother who I was friends with was laughing. He got super pissed off about it. Alright, so there is a kid I knew who had some temper issues or something. He's better now I guess but I haven't seen him in a while. He does seem to have a disrupted home life and his parents ground him for the stupidest shit, so maybe that contributes to it. Anyway, before I met him he got suspended for spitting on a teachers shoe. Then I met him. In class I found porn on his hard drive, not that weird. He had a 40cm ruler or something that he used to hit everyone with. One time he hits my friend who is very quiet and passive. My friend just grabs the ruler off him and says, "If you ever hit me with this again I'll fucking snap it." Then gives it back to him. Needless to say, he never hit him with it again. He was looking at pictures on Google images and a picture from family guy came up which showed Peter Griffin or someone (idk I don't watch the show) wearing a bikini or something. So I say to him, "Wow, you're gay." He snaps and throws a computer chair at me then tries to attack me but he is small and so am I but he is smaller. So I just pushed him over. The most resent thing was we had a LAN party and he spent half of it boasting about his 24 GB of RAM and how he sucked at every game except Minecraft (he is pretty loud as well). Then I said, Minecraft doesn't even require skill and he got mad. He was pretty normal for the rest of the party though. To his credit, other than his occasional moments he is a decent guy. He animates and seems to be decent at it. He also co-developed a popular Minecraft mod which has been covered by "famous" YouTubers with millions of subscribers. When I search it on YouTube it comes up with videos from CaptainSparklez who I know is quite popular and some other ones I haven't heard off because I don't really like Minecraft (let alone watching Minecraft videos).
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;48624655]One time we found a nest of redback spiders underneath the sinks in the boys bathroom and told a teacher. The teacher didn't believe us and bet $10 there wasn't. He went and looked. Closed down the bathrooms. And we never got our $10..[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/flags/au.png[/IMG] :scream:
There was this one girl in my German class a few years ago who I watched pleat her entire hair into pleats that interlinked into some weird loopy hairstyle. Now this alone isn't all that strange but she was often seen running away from school security without shoes and there were rumours going round that she told her friend she masturbated with a cucumber and then put it back in the fridge for her parents to eat later on that day.. Odd to say the least, she always acted super strange in many ways.
[QUOTE=someone101001;48625186]Last year, there was this kid who got placed in ALL of my classes. Well except for like 3, which were advanced classes which of course he wouldn't get and a study hall. When he first became my friend I thought of him as a little weird. Obsessed with Godzilla and Homestuck, you know. Well that year he followed me around in every class, it got so bad that I became extremely shy and people called me out on it. Oh well, right? He never shut the fuck up about FNAF, like jesus fucking christ. One time I was doing a weird "Chicken the Duck" chant in art class (lol funny 7th grade memes amirite) and he started getting super pissed at me. He called me a bitch and left the room steamed. Turns out he was mad because "Chica is a Chicken" The art teacher tried to calm him down but believed me since her and I are pretty cool and knew eachother from before. About at the same time I broke up with my GF and I was super depressed about it, well right after I told him that he put on these ugly cheap sunglasses (inside of school, no less), told me he was "going to get a girlfriend" and did the most awkward "run" out of the music room. Also one time he showed me this shitty Source Filmaker FNAF video that was supposed to be funny. It was just the chicken saying "weed" or whatever MLG joke was funny at the time. For the next four weeks he repeated trying to say it like from the video. Oh, and he was really into vinesauce Joel. I've never watched them before but he ruined them for me so badly I kind of avoid it now. He always said he thought he sounded like Joel and repeated the "Joel son why do you have desktop strippers" at least 3 times a day for at least two weeks straight. What are paragraphs? Oh, right. He always hung out with this one weaboo girl who used to have a crush on me. I talked to her ONCE about creepypasta when they were popular and she never left me alone. I ended ignoring her and throwing away her facebook link when she gave it to me. Jesus fucking christ weirdos love to ruin my social life. Now I'm either referred to as quiet or very shy. And now I'm afraid to go back to talking alot because people might think I'm a snobby person who thinks I'm too good for some people[/QUOTE] Vinesauce Joel is pretty entertaining, that's a shame.
I recently moved to college, and already, I've met a weird kid. He kept asking everyone "Do you have a USB 2.0 4000SV?" or something close to that really loud. I'll keep everyone updated if something happens.
I am reminded daily if how awful the Homestuck fandom is because of my schools mentally ill/sjw clique.
[QUOTE=WrathOfCat;48627040]I am reminded daily if how awful the Homestuck fandom is because of my schools mentally ill/sjw clique.[/QUOTE] I once went to a convention near a college campus and there was so many Homestuck cosplayers of varying quality you would of thought it was a Homestuck convention.
There are these two boys who WORSHIP Naruto. Let's call them A and J. A being the highly obsessed person who barely watches/reads any other series, and the other one being a hardcore fan but watches/reads other things often. This started 3 years ago. I was friends with them until they became Naruto fans. Or [I]weeaboos[/I] if you prefer. Prolouge We all liked the same series before, which was Warrior Cats (I'm not much into that series anymore). Nearly the whole class was into it, because I've found the first book in our library after not being touched for a year. After finishing the first book, nearly the whole class got into it. Even A and J. (A starting later while J starting with the others.) One year later, it's a buzz in the grade. By this time, I was starting to become an outcast from learning programming. It gotten more attention when I've made a quick Warriors demo. By the middle of the year, there was a whole [B][I][U]recess game[/U][/I][/B] dedicated to it (which was canceled due to people actually fighting each other). I was slowly losing interest of it by this time. And by this time, A and J gave their inner weeaboo some air to breath. Now we move on to the 'Naruto times'. They came into class one day with some Naruto manga. I didn't mind it at all, until it started to flood their minds. During computer lab's free time, they watched Naruto while I did programming. Reading? Naruto. Recess? Practicing Naruto moves. Art class? This what A did, but he drew Naruto symbol thingies and TRACED in a Naruto book. (It was prohibited to trace in art class, and this bugged me and the art teacher a lot.) He traced because he said "it was his own book and he could do whatever he wanted with it". Because of this, I barely hang out with them anymore, because who wants to be with a person who [B][I][U]LITERALLY HAS NARUTO AS THEIR LIFEBLOOD?[/U][/I][/B] I decided to get my own Facepunch account recently due to this thread. I wonder on how they act now once I head back to school..:glare:
I totally forgot about the wierdos in my Welding class in college got two stories one of the crazy Polish lady the other of the Toke&Joke .
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;47081259]I posted most of this in the last thread, but fuck it I think it's worth posting again. In year 7 I had this friend called Jamie. I have a whole fuck load of weird stories around him from the 6 months I knew him. He left half way through the year because he was basically expelled. I'm a hundred percent sure he was autistic now I look back at the shit he did, all of which was hilarious to an 11 year old. The first time I made contact with Jamie was when me and my best friend at the time were in music, and we started laughing at him because Jamie decided to start picking bits of chewing gum of the underside of the table and shoving them in his nose. Not as bad as the first time he met one of my other friends. He was introduced to him, and within about 5 minutes, he whipped out his dick squeezed the end and said "look, it's the eye of sauron" In the library toilets, the ceiling was reasonably low. Me and couple of a friends told him to push up the roof tiles and climb around up there. He fucking did it, for about 5 seconds, as the tiles holding up preceded to give way and he fell into a stall. Another time in those toilets, he went up to a guy 3 years above us and started stroking him. He was having none of it, and Jamie got rugby tackled into the wall. Now onto some real shit. Literally. Jamie had a weird obsession with shit related shenanigans. In English one time we were laughing at the idea of taking a dump in the sink. He puts up his hand, and asks to go to the toilet. He comes back laughing and tells us he just shat in the sink. Me and my other friend find this hilarious, though we don't really believe him. So we both ask to go to the toilet. Outside, there's a couple of older kids laughing. "Don't go in there, someone's shit in the sink", one of them says. We proceed in regardless, we simply must see this with our own eyes. We look in one of the sinks, and of course, right there is a little nug of turd left by Jamie. One time he was at my friends house and he had a weird mental breakdown. He just fucking snapped. For some reason he got really pissed off with said friend, and locked him self in the bathroom for a bit. When my friend knocked in the door and shouted at him telling him to come out, Jamie opened the door, and started waving a bit of shit covered toilet paper in his face. This one's my personal favourite: In geography one time it got really fucked up. We were just doing a dumb cut and stick activity, and Jamie starts going on about keeping a shit in his pocket. What a hilarious idea. He goes to the toilet, and comes back a couple of minutes later. I notice the glue is missing, and ask him where it is. He gives it to me from his pocket. It fucking stinks. "jamie, why does the glue smell like shit" I ask him. Jamie started laughing, and shows me the end of what looks like a bunch of toilet paper. That bunch of toilet paper was actually covering up a piece of shit. Jamie had literally mummified a piece of shit and shoved it in his trouser pocket. He kept it for the whole fucking lesson. When he was walking up to the bus park, he threw it at some other kid, and it hit him in the leg. Luckily it didn't explode or anything and cover him in mummified shit. Jamie's reign at my school came to an end not long after he flipped out at one of my friends as I said above. We all started getting pissed off at his dumb shit, as we were all getting in trouble because of him too. He called our head of year a nigger, and after that it all went down hill for him and he moved schools. He added me a few years later on facebook, and we chatted for a bit. He wouldn't really talk about anything other than WoW and Runescape. In his DP he had a weird pube stache and wore a turtleneck. After a while of him asking for my runescape password, I decided I had to cut this tie, and turned off chat for him. I feel kind of bad, but he actually scares me a bit.[/QUOTE] That "eye of sauron" bit killed me.
I'm about to go in my last year (hopefuly) of high school I can finally share the strangest people I met. Now don't get me wrong, considering what i've seen in this thread I'm by far the rarest individual in my town but I will narrate the rest of the people so I can feel better about it, this might take me a while and I will probably be describing two or three people per post, including the rarest teachers and kids. I'm going to start with a guy named Jordi, Jordi is a weird guy, he watches a lot of anime but he isn't weeaboo,home, he brings stuff to read in class and lets people read it too, he's a pretty cool guy since he always carries one or two books/comics/mangas and can help with boring hours, we don't understand how, but he always gets better marks than everyone by doing nothing, and his writing is impossible to read, but he's a pretty cool guy, maybe he's going in a bad direction because of my influence, but well. Jordi's best friend is Cristian, Cristian rarely speaks, but he's actually a cool guy, he knows a lot about videogames, even rarer ones and built a room with bioshock stuff, I will try to find the pics I have, because it's pretty fucking awesome what he and his father, who is very good at building stuff did. The person I really don't like is a black girl named Paula, and the fact that she's black is relevant here, because she thinks everyone that dislikes her is a racist, she thinks she's fat when she's not fat, and let's face it, she's ugly, ugly as fuck, and she thinks people should change what they find attractive, for example, she thinks guys should find fat girls attractive no matter what they like, she's a toned down incarnation of tumblr, and cries for dumb reasons.
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