• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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Let me tell you about a kid called J. I go to middle school, and our classes get shuffled. Everyone in my class is someone I know from my previous school except J. My friend immediately realizes who he is, tells his name and reveals that J is his cousin from a nearby town and that he's generally a massive retard. He walks in a weird way where he keeps his arms completely stiff as if he had his hands in his pockets but not. He would also do this while running which looked extremely stupid. Weeks pass and he does all kinds of stupid shit including drinking from random bottles he found from some bush and always being 2-4 hours late to school. He didn't talk much during this time and mostly just liked to disappear somewhere and suddenly reappear hours later. I don't think I ever saw him wearing anything else except jeans and a black hoodie, which he later changed to a blue-ish abomination that looked like some kind of an unholy combination between a t-shirt and a hoodie. Again time passes and we start getting a little more used to him. I try to talk to him a bit to find out what kind of stuff he likes and he apparently reads creepypastas and likes old nintendo games. This was my biggest mistake: getting his attention. He had no friends in our school and nobody really talked to him, so now he instantly started targetting me and following me wherever I went. The weird part was, he didn't try to chat with me or anything, he just silently stared at me while passing by or pretended to be unintentionally going in the same direction as me. This also made most teachers think I'm his best (and only) friend and they started putting me in the same group with him whenever possible. This was really annoying: he either did nothing at all or murmured something and started making his own completely messed up version of the assignment. All of his grades were constantly really shitty; for example he kept on using english words in the place of swedish words he didn't know, not to mention that his english was really bad as well. Sometimes he would randomly come up to me and just say some random Sonic meme shit and go away. One day, he walks next to me and says in the most smug voice possible "Rule 34" followed by a smirk. At this point I realize that there's a bit more wrong with him than just being a generic retard. One day I was (again) in his group and we had to find something from the internet on the teacher's computer. I waited for him to google the thing while looking elsewhere until he murmured something and I saw that he had his youtube channel open on the screen. He had 2 videos; one was a silent let's play video of Majora's Mask (he never got past part one) and a really cringy low-quality Minecraft let's play where he just walked and talked on an empty server. He was subscribed to some of his old friends from the nearby town and all of them had MLP avatars and names. He deleted all of the videos after the channel link started spreading around the school. Once he uploaded a video to Facebook of his dog on (thin?) ice where he tries to whistle to make it come away from there and constantly waves his hand in front of the camera. The description was just "Close one, my dog almost drowned! Whew!" followed by several emojis. He also changed his profile picture to his cat and that giant picture on the top of the profile into his acne-filled face with the word "SWAG" terribly edited next to it. In class he would sit quietly and (apart from one case where he imitated the sound of masturbation with his hands) just stare at people. I'm still wondering what the hell did he do with his friends in his previous school.
Recently I've been trying to take care of myself more, and drop 10 lbs. So I started running in the mornings at this track not too far from my place. Well, that weaboo girl I mentioned pages ago has me added on skype after I graduated, idk if I mentioned that before or not. But basically she's been pestering me asking me what I'm up to with my life lately. I told her I was going running in the mornings and trying to drop 10 lbs before 2015 ends. Shortly after, I got a message from her old friend on skype, who I also have added; apparently weaboo is posting on her facebook that she has "abs" and lost "50 lbs" and how she's "becoming anorexic" so now I guess weeb is pretending to be anorexic for attention. I don't want to add her on facebook because then she'll straight up copy everything I do. But I just find it odd that she would just lie about her weight loss, Who does that? Her recent selfies on her tumblr, from like, two days ago show that she is still a huge landwhale. Not only is she pretending that she "magically dropped 50 lbs". About a week or two ago my uncle came back from the navy, gave me and my younger brothers some african (keynan, to be specific) currency (shillings?) as a little souvenir. Well I told weeb about it for the lols "So my uncle just came back and gave me and my little brothers some kenyan money" She demanded I show her a picture for "proof" and I did, and this happened. [img]http://i.imgur.com/HWAlBWJ.png[/img] I don't think that nelson mandela is the person on the kenyan currency. I mean I have two 50 kenyan shillings. I don't think that's nelson mandela. :/
Two stories about the same person! I was sitting on my bus and this fucking creep with a flat cap (which is arguably uglier than a fedora), greasy black hair, and a disturbed shirt was sitting in front of me, and I was on spotify getting music ready. This kid turns around randomly, stares me straight in the eye, and demands to see my phone, and oh god his fucking breath, it smelled like a fucking portapotty, so I say no, and he says "Common man let me see your fucking phone, I know some good music," and coming from the shirt, I said no politely, and he starts fucking whining "PLEASE MAN JUST LET ME SEE YOUR PHONE" eventually he dies down and then just starts staring at me, he stared at me dead in the eyes for at least a minute before I said "hey can you stop staring at me, its kind of creepy," and he said "no, im bored, let me see your poster (My german teacher was giving out excess posters and I nicked an oktoberfest poster)" and I said no because I didn't want to take off the rubberband and shit to open it, so he fucking grabs the poster and pulls it, I grab it and it rips in half, so he ended up fucking staring at me and mouth breathing the entire way back to my stop (which was like 30 minutes away from the school), and I fucking booked it cause ofc we have the same stop, he ended up fucking running after me for 3 minutes before being like "this shit is stupid, I'm going home" Now, time for another story starring the same person, I've actually known this kid for several years because another friend of mine was friends with his brother, so for some reason he thinks we have some connection and were friends, and boy, I'm gonna tell you what, he fucking TMI'd me hard a ton of times (many of which im not gonna go into cause its usually BDSM / dominance / rape shit), at the time of this story (like 4 years ago) I was in 6th grade and he was in 4th, and we live like a block away from eachother, so he'd always fucking walk home with me, and I'd always answer all of his questions so I didn't come off as a jackass to him, so one day hes like "Hey do you know how to get a gf?" and I was like "No, getting a gf in 4th grade is fucking disgusting" and he was like "oh, cuz theres this girl I got the hots for, but she totally fucking hates me, now that I think about it, it would be so fucking hot if she hanged me from the flag poll naked" and I was like NOPE and made an excuse that I just remembered that I was meeting up with a friend and fucking booked it out of there before he goes into VIVIDLY EXPLAINING what positions he'd love to do with her and how much she'd cum etc. I wish I could be driven to school / had a car, it would solve so many problems.
[QUOTE=Toro;48633852]Two stories about the same person! I was sitting on my bus and this fucking creep with a flat cap (which is arguably uglier than a fedora), greasy black hair, and a disturbed shirt was sitting in front of me, and I was on spotify getting music ready. This kid turns around randomly, stares me straight in the eye, and demands to see my phone, and oh god his fucking breath, it smelled like a fucking portapotty, so I say no, and he says "Common man let me see your fucking phone, I know some good music," and coming from the shirt, I said no politely, and he starts fucking whining "PLEASE MAN JUST LET ME SEE YOUR PHONE" eventually he dies down and then just starts staring at me, he stared at me dead in the eyes for at least a minute before I said "hey can you stop staring at me, its kind of creepy," and he said "no, im bored, let me see your poster (My german teacher was giving out excess posters and I nicked an oktoberfest poster)" and I said no because I didn't want to take off the rubberband and shit to open it, so he fucking grabs the poster and pulls it, I grab it and it rips in half, so he ended up fucking staring at me and mouth breathing the entire way back to my stop (which was like 30 minutes away from the school), and I fucking booked it cause ofc we have the same stop, he ended up fucking running after me for 3 minutes before being like "this shit is stupid, I'm going home" Now, time for another story starring the same person, I've actually known this kid for several years because another friend of mine was friends with his brother, so for some reason he thinks we have some connection and were friends, and boy, I'm gonna tell you what, he fucking TMI'd me hard a ton of times (many of which im not gonna go into cause its usually BDSM / dominance / rape shit), at the time of this story (like 4 years ago) I was in 6th grade and he was in 4th, and we live like a block away from eachother, so he'd always fucking walk home with me, and I'd always answer all of his questions so I didn't come off as a jackass to him, so one day hes like "Hey do you know how to get a gf?" and I was like "No, getting a gf in 4th grade is fucking disgusting" and he was like "oh, cuz theres this girl I got the hots for, but she totally fucking hates me, now that I think about it, it would be so fucking hot if she hanged me from the flag poll naked" and I was like NOPE and made an excuse that I just remembered that I was meeting up with a friend and fucking booked it out of there before he goes into VIVIDLY EXPLAINING what positions he'd love to do with her and how much she'd cum etc. I wish I could be driven to school / had a car, it would solve so many problems.[/QUOTE] Jesus christ how horrifying.
My friend texted me saying there was going to be a new kid in our class. Five minutes later my friend sends me the profile picture on the new kid's facebook. It was a picture of a dog shitting on the floor. Oh boy can't wait till I go back.
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;48634502]My friend texted me saying there was going to be a new kid in our class. Five minutes later my friend sends me the profile picture on the new kid's facebook. It was a picture of a dog shitting on the floor. Oh boy can't wait till I go back.[/QUOTE] From my experience, people with profile pictures like that are usually super fun to fuck with since they're so dim they never know whats going on.
My friend William is weird, he's into politics a lot, he doesn't have an exact ideology, he just wants the best for the people, he's into anime, he watches a lot of it, and sometimes when i'm talking with him in skype I honestly think he's watching Hentai, seriously, why do all anime girls sound like they are having sex when they speak? it's just weird, he's spanish, but his father is from UK and his mother is from colombia, everyone thinks he's a good person and he never does bad things, but that's just his "public" image, in fact, he's pretty much the opposite of a politically correct person, he jokes about ISIS a lot and watches a spanish TV called Intereconomia, they are very conservative and he watches them to laugh, if you want to see how weird he is, this is his skype picture, of a spanish politician making a pun with the name podemos (we can) and podamos (we cut down plants) [t]http://i.imgur.com/HXshcwT.png[/t] Then there's this guy called Ignacio (not his real name obv) and he thinks he is a DJ, when in fact, he is not, but at least he's following his dreams and going to a music school next year, unlike your typical "check out my mixtape" guy, his songs aren't terrible, but they need work. To end this post, we have two Oscars, and one David, one is simply dumb and the other one is fucked up, let's begin. I'm going to call the first one OscarN, OscarN is a emo guy, he likes spanish rap (aka trash), he thinks he can rap and wants us to check out his mixtape on youtube all the time, he thinks he is a good league of legends player with a competitive future, he's the only one with a girlfriend, which is very fucking weird, considering who he is, he fails all classes, he is incapable of getting his hair cut, for no reason, he looks like a mushroom. One of the best anecdotes I have from him is when he was caught watching porn in class in his first high school year, at the end of the school year we have to do a small project and that year we could use internet and computers, so he and his friends started watching porn in class, he was caught after the teacher, Maria Antonia, who is a pretty cool but strict teacher rushed to their tables because she knew from her instinct as a veteran teacher that something was going on, and she caught them, he was forced to clean all the tables, and when he was kicked out of class he realised his mother was there for an interview, which ended up with him getting a talk about erotic shit in his living room with his brother, David, who I'm going to talk about now was watching and laughing silently. Oh boy, David is definetly one of the most interesting guys here, he is very good at drawing, when he was like eight he could draw like akira toriyama, and while his perspective and coloring need work, he is good, there's not much I can say about him that you can't imagine already, he also draws hentai when people request it. Here's a pic he used a few years ago to promote his own comic: [t]http://i.imgur.com/etFBCnF.jpg[/t] The other Oscar is sorta fucked up, not that much, but at least he doesn't look like he's fucked up, he's into futanari, shotacon, lolicon and all other kinds of hentai genres you can imagine, but at least he doesn't display this on public, he only tells people that either like that kind of stuff or are able to accept him which is good for him, which is good.
I fail to notice the weirdness in wiliam
[t]http://i.imgur.com/RYhW9pz.jpg[/t] found it
fucking hell first day back and there are so many new weird kids. i'll list off a few. - a obese emo chick with fake purple dreadlocks and a hot topic pepe shirt - another emo/scene chick who looks fucking identical to jessi slaughter, even down to the weird necklace and shitty hairstyle - the kid with the iron cross fedora now wears red suspenders and a clip on bowtie - emo brony kid now wears a school shooter-esque trenchcoat made of fake leather i'll post more in depth if they do anything dumb
someone in one of my comp sci courses spends the whole class on 4chan idk which board it is
[QUOTE=NixNax123;48641583]someone in one of my comp sci courses spends the whole class on 4chan idk which board it is[/QUOTE] Red or blue theme? That's gotta be legible from whatever angle or distance. Hope to god it's not one of the red ones :v:
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;48642729]Red or blue theme? That's gotta be legible from whatever angle or distance. Hope to god it's not one of the red ones :v:[/QUOTE] oh no
First day back for me ended up with a kid from last year being in 2 of my classes, both of which last year he did sweet fuck all in and bitched when he failed both of the classes. (How the hell did he get allowed into the Grade 12 versions of the classes if he didn't even pass the Grade 11 ones?) He also is a massive memer, bringing a meme rage face t-shirt today and half of the stuff he said was just the kind of stuff you'd expect to be on the front page of r/funny or 9Gag. I ended up walking by him during lunch and he was lying on the ground, breathing heavily while watching anime on the floor without headphones in at full blast.
There was this overweight kid back when I went to school who never did anything but sit on his Macbook or whatever the fuck kind of apple laptop, playing nothing but Minecraft with hacks, and browsing reddit. He would randomly shout [B]"SPACEDICKS!!!!"[/B] in a Dio-esque voice throughout the day. He was weird. There was also this girl with OCD which would always leave the bathroom full of soap foam all the time, she would spend almost the whole bottle of soap washing her hands. Then there was this black girl who was also a goth, she constantly listened to Evanescence and browsed tumblr for pictures of slit up arms. She constantly hung out with this other girl who would not stop telling me about her vagina and how it had a blister that hurt all the time. Turns out they grew up in the same place in copenhagen and spent most of their teens as drug whores. I also recently went to this sort of social thing for lonely young adults in my area, not many met up at the place, three aspies and then this girl who looked like and acted like a god damn anime character all the time. Why do I attract the weirdest of the weird all the time?
[QUOTE=Bad Joe;48591641][B]STONE COLD[/B] [B]SPAGHETTIMAN[/B][/QUOTE] Holy shit dude, I think you have hit the neckbeard motherlode !
Another story from highschool: I remember one time when I did have class with weeb and I cracked my knuckles a couple times, she freaked out and told me that "it's unhealthy to crack your knuckles!" and "you'll get authritis!" I kept cracking my knuckles. Another time, a lot of us had to read the great gatsby, and she asked this one teacher to tape this picture of an eye she traced (like the one in the book, the billboard with the eyes on it) up as high as he could in study hall. And the fat neckbeard from the first post I made here was in that class too, he was relativley friendly with weeb, basically they talked a lot of trash about people and making up inside jokes about students. (they thought they were being quiet) but everyone could hear them. I caught them talking about me a couple times. They compared classmates to characters from the great gatsby. Weeb kept blurting out how gatsby was a "horrible person and a liar!" when the class had downtime to read the book/catch up with the current chapter in study hall. Idk what she was talking about but gatsby is a great character. Recently one of weeb's old friends (who I didn't know but saw around the school a little bit) dropped out of school and married a mid 20's year old something man. This girl was really into wiccan stuff/curses and had this knotted light purple mess of a braid that actually went down to her mid-knee. She was really overweight and smelled like cat urine. Which reminds me of this other classmate I saw around the school, and she talked to me a couple times when I was in line to get my lunch. She was morbidly obeese, covered in lint 24/7 and she had this annoying thing where she always talked about how her spirit animal was a tiger, and talked non-stop about how boys "harass her" for "being attractive" when she wasn't at all. She claimed to have come into school "with a hangover" despite her only being 16, and not looking or acting sick at all. I've got a couple more, I forgot if I told the story about the school camping trip or not...
Jesus pity your poor soul IJNOMED
This isn't a kid, but it is school related. When I was in like, middle school, near the end of the year we were surprised to find out that our vice principal had been arrested, (Might have been principal I forget it's been a long ass fucking time) well it turned out that he was a pedophile! He was arrested for possession of child pornography on a laptop, possibly a school laptop, and was promptly taken off. We heard on the announcements a disclaimer that we were allowed to talk to any news people on school grounds but not obligated to at all. For a few days after, girls kept talking about how he was a creeper and how he would seem to be staring at their chests and shit. I looked him up years later, it turned out he managed to hang himself somehow while in police custody.
Figured I'd post something here. So I'm a fresh(wo)man in High School, and I have autism so of course I have a SCIP program class. The teacher in that class is incredibly nice, and there's only 3 other kids in that class (sophomores - seniors i guess). One of them..let's just call him Isaac. There's nothing really "wrong" with Isaac, it's just..well, he talks on and on and on and stutters a lot, and apparently is REALLY into cartoons and "Willy Woodpecker" (whatever the fuck that is.) Basically he's a "minor" weeaboo but with Willy Woodpecker. Also he coughs and sneezes loudly and weirdly and I have to put up with it. Which is kind of unbearable because I'm sort of sensitive to loud noises and shit, thanks Autism. Also for some reason I'm stuck on this bus with two or three special needs kids (not the same ones from my SCIP class, mind you). One of them is in a wheelchair and is only capable of coughing and making weird noises - I guess she has a lung condition? I dunno - and the other is this kid who kind of sticks his tongue out and makes weird noises. But other than those I haven't really had any problems.
Holy shit I forgot another story somehow. Okay, so back in middle school, I guess early-middle eight grade, there was this kid in my SCIP class named Tommy. He basically had the mind of a 4 - 6 year old, was chubby, and had Autism/Aspergers in the higher end of the spectrum. (I can't exactly remember if he had one or the other) Anyways, his parents let him watch Family Guy and so he'd often repeat stuff (usually cuss words) and from the staff assistants, I heard that he usually peed on the floor in the bathroom sometimes. Also, the classroom was in a portable by the way. At some point I was sitting in a wheelie chair, and I guess he wanted to be in it so he just sort of abruptly sat in my lap. I was shocked, but it wasn't so bad. At another point he actually pulled down his pants right in front of me (thank god I didn't see his dick). He's also tried to pinch me once or twice, and at one point he even grabbed my arm and tried to bite it like some possessed zombie. And in case your wondering..yes, he actually DID bite me at some point. I was sitting at my desk doing work when I hear him come out of the adjacent "quiet room" (which was used for kids who wanted to work in a more quiet enviroment, and had a magnetic lock on it too since I guess it was originally meant for kids that had "tantrums"). I turned around, he had his usual demonic smile, and I went back to work. Next thing I know he's biting the back of my neck. Not very hard, but still hard enough that it hurt (though he didn't draw blood nor bruise me, thankfully). I actually sat there in a state of shock as he was starting to move down to my right shoulder before I started to cry for help; apparently the teachers didn't notice this whole thing until I started yelping and they intervened. The kid didn't even get punished from what I know, though eventually he did move away, thank god.
[QUOTE=SharkLordSata;48665469] At another point he actually pulled down his pants right in front of me (thank god I didn't see his dick). He's also tried to pinch me once or twice, and at one point he even grabbed my arm and tried to bite it like some possessed zombie. [/QUOTE] Aww he likes you :v:
I would have punched the kid in the face or just straigt up beat him to the ground. Mental disability or not. That's not ok. If someone touches you, punch them back.
So I was that guy who knew a lot about "explosions".What made them/How to make them.I knew this guy who was your normal prankster he would always ask me things to do.Lets call him C The one day the chemistry teacher told that a bottle of potassium was stolen and anybody that had information about it should report it to the teacher,it wasn't just some grams it was a whole fucking bar of potassium I looked C in the face but he made that face of "I didn't do nothing". Past foward 3 hours the principal calls us saying that the water pipes have been destroyed by something and the toilets were flooded and couldn't be used. Video of reference: [video=youtube;Jy1DC6Euqj4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy1DC6Euqj4[/video] The asshole blew the fucking toilets to ashes with fucking potassium,we had to use some of those shitty mobile ones that the workers used for 4 weeks.
My school has caught the Neckbeard Fedora virus, please send bio-hazard units immediately!
[QUOTE=Mancom37;48667932] The asshole blew the fucking toilets to ashes with fucking potassium,we had to use some of those shitty mobile ones that the workers used for 4 weeks.[/QUOTE] That's actually pretty funny, did he get in trouble?
I know this one kid who tried to purposefully fail a hearing test because he "kinda wants a hearing aid"
[QUOTE=Blazedol;48668949]I know this one kid who tried to purposefully fail a hearing test because he "kinda wants a hearing aid"[/QUOTE] I can sympathize with that, supposedly there's nothing wrong with my hearing (according to numerous tests I've taken) but I keep having those situations where I just can't hear something someone says even though I really try to and they are only a few meters away having my hearing augmented somehow would be rad
[QUOTE=WhyNott;48669705]I can sympathize with that, supposedly there's nothing wrong with my hearing (according to numerous tests I've taken) but I keep having those situations where I just can't hear something someone says even though I really try to and they are only a few meters away having my hearing augmented somehow would be rad[/QUOTE] well for him it's less because of that and more because he thought it'd be cool
would hearing aid even work for a normal person
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