Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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There's a guy in my PREAP English class who plays Yugioh [B]MID-CLASS[/B], wears a fedora, spews shitty memes like '20% cooler", and has MLP cards for Yugioh.
What the fuck?
(This is my 666th post! :D)
Me and my sister were driving into our school's parking lot when I noticed these group of guys hanging around a group of trucks, and one of them just pulls down his pants and moons someone across the parking lot, thank GOD not in our direction.
I think postal goes to my highschool.
[QUOTE=Nightscout;48698678]Oh god German class. My Freshman year of High School, there was a sophomore that would steal my erasers and put them into his pants, leave them on his nuts, and then put them back on the floor for me to find and pick up.
I know this because he told it to my face after I picked one back up off the floor.[/QUOTE]
My German 1 class had a girl near me that would talk quite openly about her love of yaoi, she utterly ruined soul eater for me.
Though when it comes to classes that attract weird people JROTC has to take the cake. I best remember when someone fapped while on the bus, to another couple on the bus. (I wasn't near them tho, so I don't have any details)
I almost want to go take a few community college certificate programs and see if there's any weird kids because I'm running out of stories and I want to save some. (I lack the money to even go to college atm because I blew half of it off on an upcoming trip this november.)
Ok so, there was this one kid in my middle school who would constantly take pencils and desk stuff and make really annoying mouthy gun/airplane noises in the middle of class, and he was in a few of my classes. IDK those mouthy noises just really irritate me.
[QUOTE=DarklytheGreat;48703910]
and theres an overweight tumblr type who calls herself dog and constantly repeats shitty tumblr memes[/QUOTE]
what?
like she says "hi, my name's dog?"
[QUOTE=Bynine;48718138]what?
like she says "hi, my name's dog?"[/QUOTE]
i am dog, worf worf
[QUOTE=Bynine;48718138]what?
like she says "hi, my name's dog?"[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAjM1pRIFP4[/media]
This somewhat disabled kid I see in school time to time. Lets just call him Zak. He became obsessed with one of my friends. Like he'd follow him and talk crap like how he would see my friends brother walk to school. Zak also messaged him on Facebook and stalked his profile pretty much. From time to time he would go to stroke his face and got told to piss off but he never did. He would sit down with us in the canteen and tell us weird stories of how he would "brush my teeth until I bleed" and "get put to sleep in an operation" etc.
Oh god
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[QUOTE=freaka;48737702]Oh god
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That was uncomfortable for everyone involved. The girl, the kid jerking it, [I]us[/I], everybody.
Also, did he just cum on the floor?
[QUOTE=freaka;48737702]Oh god
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This scarred me for life
So there's this kid in my classes and picks his forehead, and this would be okay if he did it in private, but he picks his forehead, and pulls his fingers back and everyone behind and and beside him sees this. It's disgusting
Weird mother fucking Tumblr bitch that looks like a damned witch with her BIG ass nose is wearing a shirt that says "my fandom will salt and burn YOUR fandom!"
And I have a picture of a kid wearing a fedora would you all like to see it? I also have a very bad quality picture of me walking down the stairs and spotting a girl wearing cat ears.
I remembered that one of the furry kids at my school has a steam account.
[IMG]http://i59.tinypic.com/1567fqu.png[/IMG]
This is why I can't have nice things.
[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;48738507]"my fandom will salt and burn YOUR fandom!"[/QUOTE]
That's not even the right order wtf
[QUOTE=Mike16112;48740415]I remembered that one of the furry kids at my school has a steam account.
[IMG]http://i59.tinypic.com/1567fqu.png[/IMG]
This is why I can't have nice things.[/QUOTE]
"turned off by humans"
good luck with that
have fun with dog poop or something
Kids across from me in one of my classes did the snoop dogg arm thing from drop it like its hard for 10 minutes straight
remembered this when I paid a visit to college;
we had this bizarre rich dude in our batch with a really high pitched nasal voice, basically the typical geek voice. He used to be hella obsessed with the animes and mangos, to the point he used to bring his figurines to college and read scanlated translations on his iPad.
All of this would be more or less par for the course for weeb until the day he brought a dakimakura to college and was found sleeping next to it in one of the empty lecture halls.
[QUOTE=Bynine;48718138]what?
like she says "hi, my name's dog?"[/QUOTE]
yep
first day i met her she was like
"hi, my name is <name>, but you can call me dog"
and then every now and then she just says "screams"
not screaming, but "screams'
its the worst shit ever
[QUOTE=Mike16112;48740415]I remembered that one of the furry kids at my school has a steam account.
[IMG]http://i59.tinypic.com/1567fqu.png[/IMG]
This is why I can't have nice things.[/QUOTE]
"turned off my humans, gore, and primates"
I know he/she meant by, but that's still fucking funny.
I didn't actually think that the fedora-wearing, mustache-not-shaving, Pokemon-bag-having, button-collecting, untied-shoelaces-in-their-Sketchers people exist. One of them lives on my floor in college.
You americans do pretty weird shit, here in Spain, I have never heard or seen anything remotely close to what you people tell.
[QUOTE=P.;48754698]You americans do pretty weird shit, here in Spain, I have never heard or seen anything remotely close to what you people tell.[/QUOTE]
I'll drop my big ones tomorrow then
One Kid got punch in the nuts by a kid. the kid name was Adem
[QUOTE=TheSwaggerGuy;48755238]One Kid got punch in the nuts by a kid. the kid name was Adem[/QUOTE]
The fuck happened??
[QUOTE=TheSwaggerGuy;48755238]One Kid got punch in the nuts by a kid. the kid name was Adem[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry what did I just read.
[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;48738507]Weird mother fucking Tumblr bitch that looks like a damned witch with her BIG ass nose is wearing a shirt that says "my fandom will salt and burn YOUR fandom!"
And I have a picture of a kid wearing a fedora would you all like to see it? I also have a very bad quality picture of me walking down the stairs and spotting a girl wearing cat ears.[/QUOTE]
Alright I gotchu fam.
[T]http://imgur.com/3JK8WER.jpg[/t]
Sorry for the awful quality, my Moto X sucks ass
[T]http://imgur.com/HkEcdSg.jpg[/t]
Here you can slightly see the kid with the fedora behind the fat ass in the red. Our school allows no hats but for some reason the kid gets away with it, probably because his ass is about to shoot up the school
[QUOTE=SharkLordSata;48755261]The fuck happened??[/QUOTE]
One Kid got punch in the nuts by a kid, duh.
[editline]24th September 2015[/editline]
Also the kid name was Adem
i used to know a turkish kid called adem. i don't have any good stories about him but he was saying whatahead long before superwog
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