• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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we had a pep rally today and out of nowhere this autistic kid started doing the robot dance while making his own robot sound effects in front of everyone
Alright. This is one of my last few good weird kid stories. This one took place at a CARNIVAL. The entire school had a feild trip to this carnival/fair out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Keep in mind that my school was a combination of middle schoolers and high schoolers, and had a large special ed population. (About 1/4th of the kids were special needs.) Anyhow, the entire bus ride I was stuck infront of this special needs middle school boy (I'll call him G) who had to bring his nintendo DS because he "needed it". I mean it wouldn't have been a problem except for the fact that he was watching or playing some sort of sonic thing, this particular scene over and over again. He kept re-winding this one scene and the audio was really loud. Plus he was kicking my seat. I mean whatever. It wasn't as bad as the person who sat next to me. The person who sat next to me was this weird morbidly obeese kid who I hadn't seen around the school a whole lot. (I'll call him S) He was really talkative, and insisted I play minecraft on his server. Not really a big deal except for he got really close to my face when he talked. He took up nearly all of the seat and was spreading his legs, also he smelled really bad. I was leaning into the aisle to have some personal space. I asked if he could open his window, he did, but he closed it almost immediatley because "he didnt like the wind messing up his hair". [B]At the carnival/fair thing;[/B] They pretty much let us do things on our own (Well, most of us, mainly the highschoolers and upperclassmen/seniors like me. Anyone else was put into groups of 6-10 people with a staff member.) I went straight for the shops because I had a little over $40 bucks from saving lunch money for so long. I guess weeb's group was nearby because just as I was putting on this mega soft souvineer hoodie I got for $10, weeb (yes, weeb from previous stories) shouted super loud "NEKO NEKO NYAAAAA!" I just heard it in the distance and it really scared me. I was trying to pretend I wasn't part of the feild trip and tried to sneak off somewhere, got a smoothie and some fried dough and chilled behind this barn. I went back to play some of those games that people always lose and I won a plush donut. Basically the rides weren't far from where I was, so I sat and watched for awhile, and a bunch of the kids from my school were on this swinging egyptian boat thing, and G was on there with his DS. It slipped out of his hand and flew off somewhere. I almost choked laughing. The rest was just me dicking around by myself eating things until it was time to go. [editline]26th September 2015[/editline] So since I'm almost out of weird kid stories, I'm gonna tell one more and save the rest for another thread. Choose one: Drama class with "football boy" and "lego kid" Hikeing trip no.2: big mountian. Big day trip: douchebag mcgee who was hit with a tree ft. Weeb Furniture fetish boy who had the hots for hairy people. Weeb no.2 and her weird homophobic sayings. (If i can find the messages)
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48762503]Alright. This is one of my last few good weird kid stories. This one took place at a CARNIVAL. The entire school had a feild trip to this carnival/fair out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Keep in mind that my school was a combination of middle schoolers and high schoolers, and had a large special ed population. (About 1/4th of the kids were special needs.) Anyhow, the entire bus ride I was stuck infront of this special needs middle school boy (I'll call him G) who had to bring his nintendo DS because he "needed it". I mean it wouldn't have been a problem except for the fact that he was watching or playing some sort of sonic thing, this particular scene over and over again. He kept re-winding this one scene and the audio was really loud. Plus he was kicking my seat. I mean whatever. It wasn't as bad as the person who sat next to me. The person who sat next to me was this weird morbidly obeese kid who I hadn't seen around the school a whole lot. (I'll call him S) He was really talkative, and insisted I play minecraft on his server. Not really a big deal except for he got really close to my face when he talked. He took up nearly all of the seat and was spreading his legs, also he smelled really bad. I was leaning into the aisle to have some personal space. I asked if he could open his window, he did, but he closed it almost immediatley because "he didnt like the wind messing up his hair". [B]At the carnival/fair thing;[/B] They pretty much let us do things on our own (Well, most of us, mainly the highschoolers and upperclassmen/seniors like me. Anyone else was put into groups of 6-10 people with a staff member.) I went straight for the shops because I had a little over $40 bucks from saving lunch money for so long. I guess weeb's group was nearby because just as I was putting on this mega soft souvineer hoodie I got for $10, weeb (yes, weeb from previous stories) shouted super loud "NEKO NEKO NYAAAAA!" I just heard it in the distance and it really scared me. I was trying to pretend I wasn't part of the feild trip and tried to sneak off somewhere, got a smoothie and some fried dough and chilled behind this barn. I went back to play some of those games that people always lose and I won a plush donut. Basically the rides weren't far from where I was, so I sat and watched for awhile, and a bunch of the kids from my school were on this swinging egyptian boat thing, and G was on there with his DS. It slipped out of his hand and flew off somewhere. I almost choked laughing. The rest was just me dicking around by myself eating things until it was time to go. [editline]26th September 2015[/editline] So since I'm almost out of weird kid stories, I'm gonna tell one more and save the rest for another thread. Choose one: Drama class with "football boy" and "lego kid" Hikeing trip no.2: big mountian. Big day trip: douchebag mcgee who was hit with a tree ft. Weeb Furniture fetish boy who had the hots for hairy people. Weeb no.2 and her weird homophobic sayings. (If i can find the messages)[/QUOTE] Funiture fetish sounds like a riot. And the homophobic weeb if you can find them
[QUOTE=P.;48754698]You americans do pretty weird shit, here in Spain, I have never heard or seen anything remotely close to what you people tell.[/QUOTE] Probably because of the fact that America is a huge country. Of course it's gonna have some weird shit going on in some parts.
I was the weird kid I guess. Nothing like what I've read on here but I was bullied so much, I developed depression and severe anxiety. I started having emotional breakdowns in school where they'd have to send me home. Massive panic attacks every time I was stuck in a class with people I didn't like. For year 11, I was moved to a class for people with depression and anxiety/people who found it hard to be around others. I had to redo most of my courses in a year (did a history course in 5 months when everyone else had 2 years). Still got A's and B's. Makes it worse because I have no friends :(
[QUOTE=someone101001;48764281]I saw that one weaboo girl again who I mentioned in a earlier post all black clothes (fingerless glove, too.) and a furry clip-on tail. [b]Does it get any worse?[/b][/QUOTE]Butt plug tail.
[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;48756960]Alright I gotchu fam. [T]http://imgur.com/3JK8WER.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Well aren't you just a little creep.
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;48763266]Funiture fetish sounds like a riot. And the homophobic weeb if you can find them[/QUOTE] Alright because I can't seem to find the screenshots of the skype conversation between me and the other weeb girl from my school who was homophobic. I'll just briefly explain that and tell you guys about furniture fetish kid. Furniture fetish kid was this boy who was in the special ed part of the school, he actually had the biggest unibrow ever. I wish I hada yearbook I'd give a picture, but essentially he had this dark black hairy unibrow across his forhead, he intentionally kept it like that and took pride in it. The kid had this fetish for furniture, he was always drawing furniture and liked stroking the lunch tables and chairs (I only ever saw him at lunch or in the halls and he just kindof went around stroking furniture) So I guess according to other students he drew poorly made drawings of people being turned into furniture, specifically big hairy men. He was part of the LGBTQ club at our school and I refused to join it because of the people that were in there. There were maybe 10 kids, most of them looked mentally unstable and a few of them were pretty rude to me in general because they didn't think I "looked like a real lesbian" and were part of the special needs part of the school, and almost all of them were boys (at one point). Which was annoying because the teachers in the school kept bugging me asking why I wouldn't join and kept trying to convince me that "it would be good for me to discuss my sexuality" and that "its a supportive group"... No thank you. Oh shiiit I almost forgot about the other weeb who was homophobic! Alright so basically there was this girl who was a freshman and I had never really seen her around the school a whole lot, but she got hold of my skype name and added me after I graduated, she was friendly at first. I mean I didn't feel like talking to her but I wanted to be polite. All of a sudden she started typing asking "why did you drop out of school???" and how weeb no.1 was graduating. [B]I didn't drop out btw I just graduated and all the seniors graduated weeks before everyone else, she was so dumb she didn't understand that, and apparently what happened was weeb no.1 was so mad at me because no one believed her lie (she had said she was a senior to be like me, if you remember the first story about her I posted).[/B] So I told weeb no.2 that she was being pretty stupid and she went on this rampage of capsrage anger against me saying how I'm "a crazy fucking pshycho lesbian bitch" who will "burn in hell" and "be locked up in jail" for "harassment" and all this shit. Her last response was something like "GOODBYE! PSHYCHO! YOU ARE NOW BLOCKED!!!" and she blocked me. I wish I could find the screenshots. God its a good laugh.
So there's a guy in my art class who is an [B]anti-theist/atheist[/B] socially-awkward fucktard. And I thought I was unlikable; this guy constantly talks about anime and manga, draws pentagrams on his arms, and tumblr. Furthermore, he's very homophobic. He says lesbian is just a phase for girls since they're emotional, whilst gays are faggots and men should be manly. His justification? [B]"It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"[/B]
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1386044"]Not a guy from my school or whatever but for those who never saw or those who skipped the thread, this is an absolute rollercoaster. He snipped the poem from the OP but I reposted it there.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;48779132][URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1386044"]Not a guy from my school or whatever but for those who never saw or those who skipped the thread, this is an absolute rollercoaster. He snipped the poem from the OP but I reposted it there.[/URL][/QUOTE] It's like reading Denko all over again jesus christ
This kid is singing What a Wonderful World in my class RIGHT now
[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;48779672]This kid is singing What a Wonderful World in my class RIGHT now[/QUOTE] And you aren't singing with him? :v:
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;48779132][URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1386044"]Not a guy from my school or whatever but for those who never saw or those who skipped the thread, this is an absolute rollercoaster. He snipped the poem from the OP but I reposted it there.[/URL][/QUOTE] :thisthread:
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;48779132][URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1386044"]Not a guy from my school or whatever but for those who never saw or those who skipped the thread, this is an absolute rollercoaster. He snipped the poem from the OP but I reposted it there.[/URL][/QUOTE] The absolute madman :incredible:
[QUOTE=Nightmare515;48778993]So there's a guy in my art class who is an [B]anti-theist/atheist[/B] socially-awkward fucktard. And I thought I was unlikable; this guy constantly talks about anime and manga, draws pentagrams on his arms, and tumblr. Furthermore, he's very homophobic. He says lesbian is just a phase for girls since they're emotional, whilst gays are faggots and men should be manly. His justification? [B]"It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"[/B][/QUOTE] Oh boy! I would have a goddamn [I]feild day[/I] correcting that kid.
There was this kid in my high school days that probably had every fetish ever known. He heard about nude teen titans pictures and tried to look them up on monitored school computers. He was so antsy trying to find that.
Update on the weaboo I posted a long time ago: He's now a brony and he shows his "OC" during our lunch period to everyone.
[QUOTE=Nightmare515;48783189]Update on the weaboo I posted a long time ago: He's now a brony and he shows his "OC" during our lunch period to everyone.[/QUOTE] Oh man, look at this dank ass pony OC i made.
After lurking in this thread for a long while, I finally picked out a good weird kid story. (Note: This was during Freshman year where I finally started making friends with the RIGHT crowd and decided to reach out more. Still made few friends though) During Freshman year, I decided to look for some more friends in a proper crowd instead of seeking acceptance in the wrong crowd (the social kids/I need to know and be friends with everybody). So generally I just sought out the kids at the smaller lunch tables, on the other side of the lunch room since I had a good feeling there were kids with common interests and just had lower standards for friends.Would you know it I made about 7 friends just in the beginning of the year. I'll be labeling them by nicknames throughout the story. Nearing the end of October there was a small influx of new kids in the school, mostly Sophomores and Freshmen. There were about 5 new kids in the Freshman class, most of them pretty cool and chill, but when I say most of them I MEAN most of them. Of the 5 kids, there was a rather strange girl (we'll call her Ashley) who definitely had a "out of the norm" appearance. She wore fingerless rainbow striped gloves, occasionally a pair of neko ears, these t-shirts that always referenced to some anime or videogame, these weird skinny jeans that had design I can't quite remember (think it had something to do with Persona, they were definitely custom designed), and makeup in the style of short whiskers and a ton of hot topic themed bracelets. One day while I was sitting at lunch with some friends, just playing a quick LAN match of TF2 (laptop policies were so loose and firewalls sucked) she tried to look for someplace to sit, so I called her over and offered her a seat. She obliged and sat down next to me and Krys. We introduced ourselves and she did the same, nothing out of the ordinary so far. We went back to our quick match and finished in about 5 minutes since Zac's TF2 kept crashing. I decided to strike up conversation with Ashley for a bit and get to know her, make her feel more welcomed to MHS. While we talked, I noticed she had one of those clip on tails, the ones furries wear outside. I brushed it off and just assumed she was a furry. We finished talking and lunch ended and went to class. Turns out she had the same Language Arts periods as I did, so I offered I seat next to me since I would have felt a bit rude, knowing I just introduced myself and all. She sat next time and she pulled out her Google Chrome book (school provided) and we waited for the lesson. Man, this seems to normal right? But here's where it gets abnormal. While I was working on some assignment, I noticed she did the reset and proxy trick to get around the firewall since she wasn't on a school allowed website, DeviantART. I looked over a couple of seconds later and I was a bit shocked to know she was fucking looking up some furry porn in SCHOOL. I thought nothing of it for a second until she searched up some fetish, like some voyeur shit. JUst what. I didn't want anybody else looking over at her since it would just be a straight up dick move, so I quietly ask "What the hell are you doing? You're get in trouble dude." She looked at me like whatever and told me "I don't really care who sees, as long as I'm happy with what I'm doing it's all good". Then she asked me, straight up, "Hey, I noticed your wallpaper is that Dust game I heard about on steam, are you a furry?" Like what? I don't even... I just told her yes to humour her I guess, and she got pretty happy for a second. This is where I just knew she was fucking weird. She spiked a question you normally ask over the internet, in chat room, for furries. "Cool, so... do you have any fetishes, you know like furry fetishes?" At that point I'm actually stunned. Who the fuck asks a question like that? Now, I'm honestly not that much of a dick. I just couldn't tell her "Really? Can you not?", it's just not in my nature. I thought she was one of those self conscious girls who would shut her self out from the world if something "bad" or "mean" was said to her, so I just said fuck it and told her "Yeah I got a few. Whatever." OOOOHHHHH man, would you believe that was a bad move. Like, I'm talking a BAD move. Thinking back on it now, I cringe at the thought of knowing I was trying to humour a weird furry girl by saying "Yeah sure I have a few furry fetishes". She looked up from her chrome book and grinned a bit (eurrrrgh). At this point I knew I just dug myself into a 6ft hole. She asked me what fetishes I'm into. After she asked this, it was right there and then I said "Hey, uh, sorry but can we push this conversation off to the side for some other time?" and she (surprisingly) was alright with it. I was so glad throughout the rest of the day she wasn't in any of my other classes. The next day, at lunch, while I was sitting with just Krys and Zac at the table Ashley came up and sat right next to me, when there were about 4 other seats open at the table. She smiled and said hi, specifically to me first. She pulled out her Chromebook and started doing her DeviantART "thing" and I decided to pull out my laptop and open it up so I could kill some time (since lunch periods at MHS were pretty long). I opened up a proxy program and booted up League of Legends. Ashley saw the client open and asked me if I played played league of legends regularly and I said yeah (unknowing of what she would say next). Ashley became silent for the next 4 minutes, didnt know why. She quickly broke her scilence and asked me if I played any of the yordle champions as a main/goto champion, and I told her I'll play Gnar top lane occasionally. This is where I wanted to move about 2 seats away from her, she stated "You know, I wonder would it be like cuddle with a yordle, their fur looks soft and cuddly". Krys looked up from her laptop with the most "What the fuck" look I've ever seen, and I just about to join her WTF moment. Ashely took notice of Krys and started speaking quieter to me. In so many ways, I wanted to tell her to stop right in her tracks but I honestly had the urge to see how much more she could shock me. After a moment she told me, out of the blue, CLOSE to my ear, "I honestly have a 'thing' for yordles, I wonder what it would be like tp have sex with one. You know like Gnar or Teemo. But it would be kind of weird though, since their dicks are tiny and all." [B]I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life speaking to another human being.[/B] After what she said, I was at a loss for words. I wanted to say something but after hearing that, I just couldn't process anything else but what she said. What particularly bothered me is that she didn't give a single fuck about what she said. This girl told me she has a Yordle fetish,[B] explicitly told me should have like to have sex with one[/B] (in detail might I add) and just continued browsing DeviantART. This girl was one serious case of "What the fuck" and "Are you insane?". Greatest part about this I barely knew her. There was so much more I found out about her. So yeah, if anyone wants anymore stories of Ashley, I'd be happy to type out another post. I just thought this would be a good introduction of what and who she is. Here's a few: Ashley and the DeviantART [I]"incident"[/I] The Skype incident Ashley and her love interest (:ohno:)
Talking fetish with someone you just met is never a good move
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48787322]Wordwall [/QUOTE] She sounds like a nutcase. You should mess with her and say you have a really gross effed-up fetish like inflation or decapitation or something.
[QUOTE=Super2Donny;48787559]Talking fetish with someone you just met is never a good move[/QUOTE] Telling a crazy person you share common interests, is bad.
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48787322]Now, I'm honestly not that much of a dick. I just couldn't tell her "Really? Can you not?", it's just not in my nature. I thought she was one of those self conscious girls who would shut her self out from the world if something "bad" or "mean" was said to her, so I just said fuck it and told her "Yeah I got a few. Whatever."[/QUOTE] [B]You. Fucked. Up[/B] But keep us upgraded, let's see how deep this hole goes
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48787322] "Hey, I noticed your wallpaper is that Dust game I heard about on steam, are you a furry?" Like what? I don't even... [B]I just told her yes[/B] to humour her I guess, and she got pretty happy for a second. This is where I just knew she was fucking weird. She spiked a question you normally ask over the internet, in chat room, for furries. "Cool, so... do you have any fetishes, you know like furry fetishes?" At that point I'm actually stunned. Who the fuck asks a question like that? Now, I'm honestly not that much of a dick. I just couldn't tell her "Really? Can you not?", it's just not in my nature. I thought she was one of those self conscious girls who would shut her self out from the world if something "bad" or "mean" was said to her, so I just said fuck it and told her [B]"Yeah I got a few. Whatever." [/B] (continued)[/QUOTE] WOW DUDE you fucked UP [editline]29th September 2015[/editline] Be friendly, but don't be friends.
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48787322]Now, I'm honestly not that much of a dick. I just couldn't tell her "Really? Can you not?", it's just not in my nature. I thought she was one of those self conscious girls who would shut her self out from the world if something "bad" or "mean" was said to her, so I just said fuck it and told her "Yeah I got a few. Whatever."[/quote] Nigga you [B]WHAT[/B]. Alright, don't worry about, just play it cool and disengage slowly. Or integrate completely and share what happens. I feel myself becoming invested in this now.
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48787322] I just couldn't tell her "Really? Can you not?", it's just not in my nature. I thought she was one of those self conscious girls who would shut her self out from the world if something "bad" or "mean" was said to her, ...[/QUOTE] This is the exact point where you have to man up and find the guts to be honest. And believe me, you can be honest without being rude and/or mean. Have a similar example. A few years ago in uni, we had a girl in our group, let's call her Amy. She's a brony, you can tell by the merch she wears every now and then. We could get along with her just fine, my mates even accepted the fact that she was a brony, in a "that's her thing" kind of way. The first time I saw her was in a class about databases, she actually took some pony figures from her bag and placed them on the desk. I was sitting behind her, going "[I]holy shit, bronies are real and so is the stereotype[/I]". Since then, I've gotten to know her and I started watching the show myself. The problem, though: Amy would talk about nothing but ponies, especially when I was around. This bothered my mates, though. They're not interested in MLP at all, and they were visibly annoyed. One time I got a compliment from one of my mates when I was alone with him, saying "[I]I don't mind people liking the show, but I hate it when they can't talk about anything else. I appreciate that you understand that it's not my thing and keep it to yourself.[/I]". It was in a conversation about bronies and the fandom, but the message was clear. The next time the group of friends was together, Amy brought up ponies again, very enthusiastically too because the latest episode had aired just days before. That's when I told her that I liked the episode too, but that it wasn't appropriate: we were with a group of friends that didn't have this interest in common. She totally understood and actually learned something from it. I had learned something too: telling someone that something is inappropriate can be very difficult, but you can often do it without hurting someone's feelings when you hit the right tone.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48787589]You should mess with her and say you have a really gross effed-up fetish like inflation or decapitation or something.[/QUOTE] That would probably still turn her on.
There's a kid on my bus who's an actually legit Nazi and has a swastika tattooed on his arm. He's also the only person to have ever screamed so loud that I got a migraine.
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48787322] Now, I'm honestly not that much of a dick. I just couldn't tell her "Really? Can you not?", it's just not in my nature. I thought she was one of those self conscious girls who would shut her self out from the world if something "bad" or "mean" was said to her, so I just said fuck it and told her "Yeah I got a few. Whatever."[/QUOTE] WHAT ARE YOU DOING. This is a bad idea. Very bad. You're probably going to get stalked now, good luck.
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