Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=MilkBagz;47093015]Why did you stay around her for that long?[/QUOTE]
I didn't, all of that happened in one week [IMG]http://puu.sh/fBUK3/361fcfc035.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=PortalGod;47091892]on valentine's day one year, this kid approached a girl at lunch, ripped open his buttoned shirt to show her that his chest said "be mine" on it, and started playing careless whisper on a saxophone
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/e1d7a98080ad3ce2b0c38d2615a066a5/tumblr_inline_mi89tczvmC1qz4rgp.png[/img]
you can even see me in the background :v:: [img]http://i.imgur.com/Qi5OSzx.png[/img][/QUOTE]
That's fucking awesome
In highschool, there was a kid named Kyle Buffum. He was just really weird and funny; He got suspended once for taking a fire extinguisher and spraying it everywhere.
Five years after we graduated, [URL="http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/second-person-charged-in-connection-with-allenstown-stabbing/24221784"]he was charged with conspiracy to murder.[/URL]
In 4th grade there was a kid in my class who would throw tantrums and I don't mean just yelling. This kid would go full fucking King Kong and flip desks and thow chairs, our teacher made a safety drill with his name for when he would do it.
[QUOTE=Die_Hard;47096854]In 4th grade there was a kid in my class who would throw tantrums and I don't mean just yelling. This kid would go full fucking King Kong and flip desks and thow chairs, our teacher made a safety drill with his name for when he would do it.[/QUOTE]
"Ok everyone, we're getting a Tommy Alarm, so let's all leave the classroom in a nice organized line while he flips his shit"
Masturbation is probably too common for the thread. but i was in the school library once checking emails and looking at fansites, at first it was normal, but as the weeks went by, there was an unusual stink that permated the place. eventually i went to the far side with a laptop during a lesson, when it turns out that the place smelt was because of some guy kept masturbating at Alton Towers rollercoasters at the computers nearest to the reception desk, to be frank i ran to the bathroom to clean my hands just in case he touched anything else.
We knew this guy was a fan of rollercoasters recently just because he was hyping it up, though at the time, the whole rollercoaster fetish was just plain unusual. probably doesn't help that the guy was grossly obese, had an electric wheelchair despite him moving around lots and had an ego that's comparable in size. we just thought he was just a random guy looking at the Cebeebies page, giving off some sort of [I]slow[/I] yet immature vibe.
Supposedly he was going to be excluded for a week but got off free just because he had a relative that was some sort of governor for the school, might have been confusing both kids. think me and a few other kids formed an in-joke word like Lewisperm. like you can say "no Lewisperm in Hell" (replacing the word Way) he was also called The Penguin just because he seemed like the one from Batman Returns.
Nevertheless, he was kinda moronic in general, visual enougth that people probably couldn't do anything to get him upset yet he was reviled by the kids with learning difficulties, since he was just such a jerk to be around.
[QUOTE=PortalGod;47091892]I transferred to kind of a charter school for arts for my junior and senior year, so I knew a ton of weird kids
on valentine's day one year, this kid approached a girl at lunch, ripped open his buttoned shirt to show her that his chest said "be mine" on it, and started playing careless whisper on a saxophone
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/e1d7a98080ad3ce2b0c38d2615a066a5/tumblr_inline_mi89tczvmC1qz4rgp.png[/img]
you can even see me in the background :v:: [img]http://i.imgur.com/Qi5OSzx.png[/img][/QUOTE]
What's with the two guys kneeling on the floor? Are they worshiping him or something?
they were backup dancers
[QUOTE=PortalGod;47091892]I transferred to kind of a charter school for arts for my junior and senior year, so I knew a ton of weird kids
on valentine's day one year, this kid approached a girl at lunch, ripped open his buttoned shirt to show her that his chest said "be mine" on it, and started playing careless whisper on a saxophone
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/e1d7a98080ad3ce2b0c38d2615a066a5/tumblr_inline_mi89tczvmC1qz4rgp.png[/img]
you can even see me in the background :v:: [img]http://i.imgur.com/Qi5OSzx.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Did she say yes though?
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All the frequencies are more or less equally loud.
This is pissing me off way more than it should be.
Not exactly weird kid story, but somewhere near "Rock Club" posted couple of pages ago.
Back in elementary school, there was pretty neatly sized patch of woods right after a soccer field (not linked to wilderness forest though, so nothing bigger than birds lived there) where for some time, kids (myself included) started building sort-of shacks from sticks, branches and random crap thrown out there.
But after a while, kids started stealing bits from other kids' shacks (myself excluded), and at some point there was even fights.
I still remember how I had to defend myself with nearly 2m long piece of wood against some kid with equally big piece of wood. Combine kid strength and the weight of said wood, it was mostly just me blocking other kid's attacks. Neither of us got hit, luckily. But I had a classmate [I]fucking boast[/I] about hitting some kid in the back.
You can already guess what happened. Fort-building was banned, and that was it.
There was one kid throughout elementary and highschool who would be so annoying. He had thick glasses, and a glass eye that he would sometimes pop out. He acted so immature and we wondered if he really needed an aid (those adults that would assist the kid in his assignments and work.) I admit when the aid wasn't around I would make fun of him.
It was only when my brother dated his sister that I was told more about him. Ends up he had brain cancer that spread to his eye. He wasn't going to live a normal lifespan.
Now I feel bad.
[QUOTE=Glitchman;47081349][b]Rock Club[/b]
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This sounds like the plot of some book you would read in 6th grade.
Some kid shat in the water fountain in the cafeteria while people were within 10 meters from him... Yet nobody noticed till they checked the cameras. I swear this kid was a ninja.
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;47081259]
Not as bad as the first time he met one of my other friends. He was introduced to him, and within about 5 minutes, he whipped out his dick squeezed the end and said "look, it's the eye of sauron"
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[editline]8th February 2015[/editline]
I remember one kid who was in special education, kid always pissed with his pants down. Real weird. Last time I saw him he pulled his fucking ass out on facebook.
[QUOTE=nerdster409;47096705]In highschool, there was a kid named Kyle Buffum. He was just really weird and funny; He got suspended once for taking a fire extinguisher and spraying it everywhere.
Five years after we graduated, [URL="http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/second-person-charged-in-connection-with-allenstown-stabbing/24221784"]he was charged with conspiracy to murder.[/URL][/QUOTE]
One of the guys who sat in front of me in my history class in sophomore year was arrested after his involvement in an indicent where his friends accidentally killed another of their group, then tried to hide it by cutting up the body and burning the mutilated corpse. Turns out they didn't do their science correctly and the body just got burned slightly and gave off a smell that led cops to them. Took me a while to figure out what happened but damn.
Also not a student story but the teacher my middle school liked the most was arrested for dating and seen making out with a student. That story shook the school.
my school had an incident were a teacher named Mr. Brown was fucking a student and he was caught and arrested...blahblah. I jokingly refer to this situation and other pedophile situations as a 'Code:Brown' henceforth
[QUOTE=noh_mercy;47101131]my school had an incident were a teacher named Mr. Brown was fucking a student and he was caught and arrested...blahblah. I jokingly refer to this situation and other pedophile situations as a 'Code:Brown' henceforth[/QUOTE]
If he was your art teacher I'm gonna shit myself
[QUOTE=Megadave;47101141]If he was your art teacher I'm gonna shit myself[/QUOTE]
nope, he was the band teacher
[url]http://www.local10.com/news/band-teacher-accused-of-having-sex-with-student/19988392[/url]
A teacher at my HighSchool told me about this student he had who killed his step parent or something by beating them with a toaster.
Man shit do people really masturbate in school this frequently in america? I have never heard of such things happening anywhere here at all. Not even rumours and alike.
Anyway, i didnt really have any really weird kids in school, i mean the weirdest i can remember was a guy who believed himself to be an angel sent here on a mission and talking about a bunch of otherwordly nonsense. I can't remember the things he said now.
Another guy had some mental issues or something, he would shout extremely loudly whenever someone would anger him, he used to even beat up people and got into frequent fights with a girl. He would run after people in the yard, shouting and crying on the top of his lungs chasing people. I remember one day he came into school and randomly came up to me and my friend and told us that his dog died, and that he always painted the best pictures of him.
[QUOTE=Adarrek;47103058]Man shit do people really masturbate in school this frequently in america? I have never heard of such things happening anywhere here at all. Not even rumours and alike.[/QUOTE]
in middle school a really hot chick sitting next to me wanking with a pencil. why is this common, no idea.
[QUOTE=Adarrek;47103058]Man shit do people really masturbate in school this frequently in america? I have never heard of such things happening anywhere here at all. Not even rumours and alike.[/QUOTE]
Does your country integrate special kids with normal kids in school? America does that and most of those "incidents" are from special kids... Which is annoying as shit since it drags everyone else down in class.
As someone who's jerked off in school, it isn't all that strange. Once you've gotten away with it the first time, you start to feel like you can get away with it all the time. It's like a game, only your dick is involved.
So you're saying that wanking in public tickles your pickle?
[QUOTE=Demeschik;47081719]Alexander[/QUOTE]
You have an Alexander too?
Well he didn't go to my highschool so this is kinda cheating, but I ended up in a skype group with mostly late highschool aged guys and they have all these horror stories about another kid named Alexander. Well he used to be in that same skype group, but we all made a new one and excluded him because he's that bad. So I have met the guy through skype.
[url=http://i.imgur.com/krI9JC8.png]He ruined one of my DnD games.[/url]
He writes horrid MLP crossover fanfiction.
He's obsessed with Hatsune Miku.
He's failing some of the easiest classes at his highschool, but he still expects to go to some really good game design college or something.
He will go to ungodly creepy levels to try to appeal to people. (Once he linked some lewd pictures in the skype chat of a fetish I'm into that I know 100% he's not into. To this day I have no goddamn idea how he found out it was my fetish. That still worries me.)
He is near Chris Chan levels of obsessed to get a girlfriend and have sex.
He once just sniffed a girls hair and then just starred at her for like 5 minutes.
He also followed that same girl home from school, walked into her house, changed her computer's wallpaper to some anime garbage, and then proceeded to read her a MLP fanfiction he wrote. We know he did this because of how proudly he told us, and how the girl confirmed how mush of a freak he is.
Need I go on? Cuz there's more. All he has going for him is he's not as bad as the kid who shoved a MLP sex toy into my face (no I'm not gonna retype that whole story. I'd rather just forget the smell thank you. If you want to read it that bad, it's in another one of these threads from like 2013)
Friend told me this one.
Our chemistry teacher used to work abroad in Japan. Often to tease kids he would say random insults at them in various languages, usually Japanese. In the class my friend was in, the weeaboo girl said she knew some Japanese after the teacher spoke a bit of Japanese. He thought that was kind of cool, so he said a basic Japanese greeting to her, apparently asking who she is. Her response? She hesitates and stays silent for a little bit, and utters the word "neko" as her Japanese name or some shit. She doesn't really know Japanese that well.
Turns out she runs the anime club, and throughout the year the weebs would go to the teacher every week inviting him to the anime club meetings, coming back each time even though he declines every time.
There was this kid at my school who I first heard about from my friends who complained about how annoying he was on the bus. They'd just ignore him but he was irritating. One time he got some cheese and crushed it into my friends shoe on the bus.
The first time I saw him was when he came into out form class shouting and swearing about his brother or something then he left the room. At a school house meeting the theme for the swimming carnival was green and gold (Australian colours) and so the teachers said, "Make sure to wear something green or gold". Then this kid shouts out, "LIKE A SNAG!".
Anyway, I am in my IT class and the lockdown song (yes, they played a song, it was "I still call Australia home"). Turns out the kid lost it and ran around the school with a hammer. The police got called in and he got expelled.
Another weird kid was this guy who made rhymes and was a freestyle rapper. He had a long greasy mane and was slightly chubby. I was outside the school library when I first heard some of his mad rhymes.
"I am the greatest MC in Australia, now shut your mouth before I cut off your genitalia."
I immediately stopped what I was doing and looked to my side, cringing so hard, there was some girl looking at me horrified and a bunch of guys laughing. He also insulted some guy saying he looked like King Kong's ballsack. My friends encountered him in the library once and he held his hand up for a hi five but they didn't high five him so he high fived himself.
All this happened in my final year of high school. There were plenty of weird kids at my school the whole time I was there but in my last year then the amount tripled or something. Suddenly there were furries and bronies everywhere wearing tails and ears and stuff.
[I]Mr. Keaty[/I]
Mr. Keaty is a mild-mannered, quiet, and meek math teacher at my high school.
He's always very patient, always willing to provide extra help, and is annoyed by students that don't try. Is genuinely a good teacher, just somewhat hard to learn from. Poor guy got nervous easily, many times he'd have sweat spots on the underarm portion of his shirt during lectures.
I wasn't there when [B][I]it[/I][/B] happened.
One day, a guy decided to goof around a bit. He jokingly asked Mr. K if he could call him "Mr. Kitty".
His reply was as follows:
"Well, Graham, what if [I]I[/I] called [I]you[/I] a [B]FUCKING ASSHOLE[/B]!"
That legendary news spread quick. Afterwords, Mr. K apologized to Graham, saying that he had brought up some "old high-school memories", obviously some bullies called him "Kitty" back in his day.
Mr. Keaty seems like a nice man. A shame he got pushed so far.
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