• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Little Donny;48757433]i used to know a turkish kid called adem. i don't have any good stories about him but [I]he was saying whatahead long before superwog[/I][/QUOTE] U'huh..
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48787322] I just told her yes to humour her I guess, and she got pretty happy for a second. This is where I just knew she was fucking weird. She spiked a question you normally ask over the internet, in chat room, for furries. "Cool, so... do you have any fetishes, you know like furry fetishes?" At that point I'm actually stunned. Who the fuck asks a question like that? Now, I'm honestly not that much of a dick. I just couldn't tell her "Really? Can you not?", it's just not in my nature. I thought she was one of those self conscious girls who would shut her self out from the world if something "bad" or "mean" was said to her, so I just said fuck it and told her "Yeah I got a few. Whatever."[/QUOTE] dude you should yiff her
Don't know how to quote specific lines but I'll say this; Don't..say your into fetishes your not into, unless your actually into them, the person who's into that kink isn't fucking insane or weird, and your in a comfortable situation. I'll admit; I'm into vore. But from what I've learned - or rather, seen on deviantART - don't ever fucking mention that you like it towards them if they're one of 'THOSE' types. Especially if they're the weird creepy type that makes bad photoshopped vore pictures, or the kind that likes both vore, diapers AND tickling. Speaking of deviantART..does anyone know what the link to that one deviantART appreciation thread was so that I can post about a certian user there?
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48787322]Chapter 1: Witless Tanuki's Love Story[/QUOTE] So, you didn't go bang that level of crazy did you? Or is it yiffing?
[QUOTE=SharkLordSata;48790026]Don't..say your into fetishes your not into, unless your actually into them, the person who's into that kink isn't fucking insane or weird, and your in a [B]comfortable situation.[/B][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=SharkLordSata;48790026]I'll admit; I'm into vore.[/QUOTE] Admitting your fetish on an online public forum really isn't a comfortable situation. At all, for everyone involved. Anyways a few weeks ago, I kept seeing this kid who worn a different Doge shirt each day.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;48790084]So, you didn't go bang that level of crazy did you? Or is it yiffing?[/QUOTE] Oh dear god no. Later on in the year she got worse with the furry stuff, like really bad. To the point where I needed to tell her to just leave me and my friends alone. She isn't like the weird kids in this thread that cause a scene in the middle of class because someone told them anime is shit or wears fedoras to school whilst spitting hot memes as a method of socializing, but if I didn't tell her to go find a different group of "friends" she would have done something really crazy to my friends or me somewhere along the line.That I know for sure Mr. Simmons.
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48790722]Oh dear god no. Later on in the year she got worse with the furry stuff. She isn't like the weird kids in this thread that cause a scene in the middle of class because someone told them anime is shit or wears fedoras to school whilst spitting hot memes as a method of socializing, but if I didn't tell her to go find a different group of "friends" she would have done something really crazy to my friends or me somewhere along the line.That I know for sure Mr. Simmons.[/QUOTE] The real question is: Was she hot? Like if you could somehow strip away all of the anime/furry/emo whatever garbage, is she hot?
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48790729]The real question is: Was she hot? Like if you could somehow strip away all of the anime/furry/emo whatever garbage, is she hot?[/QUOTE] Wellllll I wouldn't say she was hot but she was pretty damn cute, IF you did strip away all that garbage.
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48790722]Oh dear god no. Later on in the year she got worse with the furry stuff, like really bad. To the point where I needed to tell her to just leave me and my friends alone. She isn't like the weird kids in this thread that cause a scene in the middle of class because someone told them anime is shit or wears fedoras to school whilst spitting hot memes as a method of socializing, but if I didn't tell her to go find a different group of "friends" she would have done something really crazy to my friends or me somewhere along the line.That I know for sure Mr. Simmons.[/QUOTE] Care to divulge in how things got worse? :)
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48790750]Wellllll I wouldn't say she was hot but she was pretty damn cute, IF you did strip away all that garbage.[/QUOTE] Maybe (hopefully) It will be a phase and she'll go through the "Josh Peck Puberty Effect" and get hot when she's older. Sometimes weird/sorta awkward looking girls go through phases and wind up looking pretty good once they're done. Source: Me.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;48790765]Care to divulge in how things got worse? :)[/QUOTE] Depends, do you want to read a summed up version of it or do you want me to detail it paragraph by paragraph?
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48790779]Depends, do you want to read a summed up version of it or do you want me to detail it paragraph by paragraph?[/QUOTE] Why not both?
Our college has game room with its own pool table and Wii U console. Sometimes me and my friends go play Smash 4 which tends to attract a lot of attention. Sometimes though this Somali dude comes and ask us if he could play Mario Kart. Since this is the only console in the game room, we set it up for him, but then he leaves right before we booted the game. He did this three times already, and doesn't return ever. We decide to play Mario Kart without him, since we already have the game installed and don't feel like wasting time putting Smash in again.
[QUOTE=LondierX;48790814]Why not both?[/QUOTE] Alrighty then, TL;DR: Ashley got worse with the furry stuff throughout the year and passively tried to live her fantasy life as a furry. She didn't give a damn about her actions or what consequences would ensue. She tried to shove her interests down my throat, that including her insane fetishes, what youtubers she loved to watch, her DeviantART stuff (:why:), what anime she liked to watch etc. Ashley also had this thing for being quite the pretentious bitch at times despite me and my friends being nice to her and telling her to stop being such a smart ass. Eventually she developed an interest between me and friend Krys (she was bisexual, [I]who knew?[/I]) but unfortunately she leaned towards me more considering I was the nicest one to her in my group of friends just for the sake of keeping to my nice nature. She got out of control with the furry fantasy thing and literally tried coming on to Krys, and then me. This was my breaking point after all of the other events throughout the year, since it was quite vulgar with what she did (especially as a Freshman :ohno:). (I'd prefer to keep the stories throughout the year for another time.)
Also this brings me to another weird kid story: Me. (Although looking back at it now Its more of an awkward phase than being weird.) In middle school I was this chubby kid who had acne and braces, wasn't really aware of how to dress right so my jeans were always baggy, I was obsessed with newgrounds flash games, video games, cartoons, pokemon, and memes. That was all I ever knew. I owned a troll face shirt. I wore it a couple times, and in the winter I had this stupid military pea coat that I thought was the coolest shit. It didn't even fit me right because it was 2 sizes to big and it was from a thrift store. Basically a lot of my classmates were super quick to bash on me for being awkward around them. I stuttered when I read aloud and (am) very slow at math so no one ever wanted to work with me when it came to math projects. Considering I didn't have much to contribute to conversations other than memes and cartoons so I ussually kept my mouth shut and quickly became a silent kid. I had this one girl who I thought was my best friend, and she had some problems, serious problems, her mom was struggling with anorexia and forced it on my "friend" and her dad was in jail for some drug problems. Basically this girl would always bash on me and call me retarted a lot because I would cry sometimes in school when I was teased. I'd go to the guidance councelor a lot. Basically I was called a "snitch" and I'd be taunted by people saying "snitches get stiches!" (Which I thought was the worst shit ever back then lol) I was starting to realize I was gay and my friend would make fun of me for that... a lot. She spread it around the school like wildfire. You'd think that people would be more accepting of that up North but not so much... this was like 2010. Stuff got worse over time, and I had no friends. Later on the guidance councelor was convinced I was developing depression and suggested I see someone to put me on medicine. I was perscribed shitloads of different anti-depressants, which made me gain more weight, and made me super tired all the time. I was teased and called a pshycho because my "friend" I mentioned earlier found out I was taking medication, and decided to tell the whole school and craft this big story about how I was taking medicine for some other mental disorder that I don't have. It got worse over time and followed me into highschool a little bit. Although in highschool I started to get out of my awkward phase by the end of freshman year. There was this one girl who hated me because I was gay (started to come out) Basically one time in gym I caught her and her friends smoking something in the girl's locker room. (probably ciggarettes) So I kinda walked out and reported them, I guess I shouldn't have "snitched" because the next time I had gym class I was punched in the face by this senior boy who was friends with her. (I was a small sophomore girl btw, this guy towered over me) So I left the school and dropped out, parents tried to get me to go to the other school where I finished up my last two years and got a highschool diploma. I now have permanent TMJ because of that senior boy (the schools excuse was that it was a sports accident and that it was probably because of my braces) Ok yeah sorry that was so long but I mean I was dishing out all these real weird kid stories but forgot to include myself. I think I was a little weird. Just not as cringey as whats been posted earlier in this thread...
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48790961]TMJ[/QUOTE] sue
But now I'm a cool kid with tmj. School is for losers. Puberty can be people's saving grace. Also working hard to fix yourself too... B) [editline]30th September 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=mojangsta;48790976]sue[/QUOTE] It happened years ago Its too late for that. The highschool I went to before didn't do much to help me and this one guidance councelor was pretty manipulative and mean to me. She called me mentally retarded. This woman would straight up make up stories about me to my own parents (thankfully they believed me) She was homophobic and tried to overcompensate/cover it up by being the [B]host of the LGBTQ club[/B]...
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48790981]I'm cool[/QUOTE] i'll need to see your steam level to affirm that
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48790961]Also this brings me to another weird kid story: Me. (Although looking back at it now Its more of an awkward phase than being weird.) In middle school I was this chubby kid who had acne and braces, wasn't really aware of how to dress right so my jeans were always baggy, I was obsessed with newgrounds flash games, video games, cartoons, pokemon, and memes. That was all I ever knew. I owned a troll face shirt. I wore it a couple times, and in the winter I had this stupid military pea coat that I thought was the coolest shit. It didn't even fit me right because it was 2 sizes to big and it was from a thrift store. Basically a lot of my classmates were super quick to bash on me for being awkward around them. I stuttered when I read aloud and (am) very slow at math so no one ever wanted to work with me when it came to math projects. Considering I didn't have much to contribute to conversations other than memes and cartoons so I ussually kept my mouth shut and quickly became a silent kid. I had this one girl who I thought was my best friend, and she had some problems, serious problems, her mom was struggling with anorexia and forced it on my "friend" and her dad was in jail for some drug problems. Basically this girl would always bash on me and call me retarted a lot because I would cry sometimes in school when I was teased. I'd go to the guidance councelor a lot. Basically I was called a "snitch" and I'd be taunted by people saying "snitches get stiches!" (Which I thought was the worst shit ever back then lol) I was starting to realize I was gay and my friend would make fun of me for that... a lot. She spread it around the school like wildfire. You'd think that people would be more accepting of that up North but not so much... this was like 2010. Stuff got worse over time, and I had no friends. Later on the guidance councelor was convinced I was developing depression and suggested I see someone to put me on medicine. I was perscribed shitloads of different anti-depressants, which made me gain more weight, and made me super tired all the time. I was teased and called a pshycho because my "friend" I mentioned earlier found out I was taking medication, and decided to tell the whole school and craft this big story about how I was taking medicine for some other mental disorder that I don't have. It got worse over time and followed me into highschool a little bit. Although in highschool I started to get out of my awkward phase by the end of freshman year. There was this one girl who hated me because I was gay (started to come out) Basically one time in gym I caught her and her friends smoking something in the girl's locker room. (probably ciggarettes) So I kinda walked out and reported them, I guess I shouldn't have "snitched" because the next time I had gym class I was punched in the face by this senior boy who was friends with her. (I was a small sophomore girl btw, this guy towered over me) So I left the school and dropped out, parents tried to get me to go to the other school where I finished up my last two years and got a highschool diploma. I now have permanent TMJ because of that senior boy (the schools excuse was that it was a sports accident and that it was probably because of my braces) Ok yeah sorry that was so long but I mean I was dishing out all these real weird kid stories but forgot to include myself. I think I was a little weird. Just not as cringey as whats been posted earlier in this thread...[/QUOTE] Same shit with me in Middle School. Minus the chubby part, I was one of those skinny kids who you could be used as bench press weight. Although instead of being silent, I always tried to reach out for acceptance in the 7th grade, which was way too hard because the middle school crowd was rough for someone like me. I was bashed upon by several kids almost all the time and I always kept trying to koin the wrong crowd, the "modern" scene crowd. It was literally a goal for me just for I could have some fucking friends to talk to. It was bad enough for me as it was, I had classes with kids from the 6th grade for whatever reason hated my guts. 8th grade came and I just remained a silent kid for the rest of Middle School considering how rough 7th grade was for me.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48790961]So I kinda walked out and reported them, I guess I shouldn't have "snitched" because the next time I had gym class I was punched in the face by this senior boy who was friends with her. I now have permanent TMJ because of that senior boy.[/QUOTE] This makes me angry.
[QUOTE=mojangsta;48790976]sue[/QUOTE] Actually now that I think about it I just got really self conscious about my jawline being so asymetrical from not getting surgery to correct it after all these years. I have this weird way of talking that I've just learned to do over the years to avoid pain, and its not anything that makes me seem awkward like I'm capeable of talking just fine. I can eat and breathe just fine. Just sometimes my jaw pops off on a side and it hurts really bad and it locks up. It hasn't happened in months. I'm too scared to get corrective surgery though. I wish my family would have sued. I've just thought of it as something that adds character to me. I mean now its kindof obvious that there's something wrong with my jawline physically. Aaahhhh fuck. :c
Not exactly weird kids, but this happened today and I feel like I need to share. So today a friend and I were walking through the hall during lunch toward the school's main office (we had to get a National Honor Society meeting scheduled with the library manager). One of my friends walks up to me with one of those "oh shit that's hilarious but I'm out of here" faces and says, "dude, there's gonna be like a fight up the hallway." I asked him, "what, between who?" And he just said "I dunno, these two girls are yelling at each other, it's getting bad." He laughs and walks away. So I just keep walking, and I see a ring of kids blocking the hall up ahead, some trying to push past, most just looking in on these two girls. I give it no mind and just keep walking, when all of a sudden these girls shove out from the circle in a grapple, straight toward me. I had to dodge to the side as they barreled past me into a locker, and all I hear is one of the girls scream "DON'T YOU CALL ME A FAT BITCH!" These two girls just fucking [i]tear into each other.[/i] I make my way out of the danger zone and just stop in the hallway to watch (fuck if I was getting in between those claws!) as the ring of kids around them grows. This shit is serious, dirty fighting; clawing at faces, hair getting yanked, rolling around on the floor in a grapple, the goddamn works. This is all right outside of the school guidance office, so one of the more chill guidance counselors (seriously a really nice guy, about 5'11'' with short hair and a beard, always wears plaid button-down shirts and long pants, we'll call him Mr. Frank) comes out to investigate the sudden swell of noise in the hallway. Mr. Frank sees what's going on and he just dives through the crowd and starts trying to tear one of the girls off the other one. This whole time she is still clawing and punching and kicking the other girl and occasionally swinging at Mr. Frank, but he just keeps yanking. At this point, shit is getting serious and I decide I'm getting the hell out of Dodge before I'm late to class. I asked around later and it just turned out these girls were insulting each other and it got a little too serious. Literally just talking shit at each other until one of them blew a gasket and threw a punch. Shit's crazy, willing to get suspended just over words.
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48790750]Wellllll I wouldn't say she was hot but she was pretty damn cute, IF you did strip away all that garbage.[/QUOTE] should've yiffed her man
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48790981]She was homophobic and tried to overcompensate/cover it up by being the [B]host of the LGBTQ club[/B]...[/QUOTE] what. your life sounds like a simpsons episode also fuck anyone who asks someone else to finish a fight they started, just put up or shut up
[QUOTE=Trilby Harlow;48792734]what. your life sounds like a simpsons episode[/QUOTE] Some fucked up shit has happened to me I swear sometimes if theres a god he likes throwing shit like this at my life. I should make an autobiography or something. My entire life feels like a messed up story, and its funny you mentioned that.
holy fuck boys, i've hit it ive fucking hit the gold mine i found him again THE weird kid at my highschool... [video=youtube;8ybdDOh5ufw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ybdDOh5ufw[/video]
Poor kid.
Not exactly bad per say, but there was always this one kid, back in High school, that on Fridays, just never ate lunch and walked around the class lunch period, wearing a scarf or bandanna, and beanie in black-blue long sleeve clothes no matter the temp, blaring various EDM songs at max volume around the campus to celebrate the oncoming weekend, occasionally breaking out in dance when the beat drops. Heard he was a really chill dude, eventually got an article in the school newspaper about him. Then there's the anime club that meets in out of the way classes with computers that i hear really weird shit about, and this one time someone apparently got stabbed over some cake or something.
[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;48790487]Admitting your fetish on an online public forum really isn't a comfortable situation. At all, for everyone involved. Anyways a few weeks ago, I kept seeing this kid who worn a different Doge shirt each day.[/QUOTE] Admitting it here isn't as bad here as it might be elsewhere, and Facepunch isn't even entirely anonymous. At least my simple morals tell me not to give a shit about the general weirdness and fetishist crap among some users. Because frankly [I]it doesn't matter[/I] when it comes down to the discussion of certain things and threads (general games discussion, news articles, etc.)
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48790935]Alrighty then, TL;DR: Ashley got worse with the furry stuff throughout the year and passively tried to live her fantasy life as a furry. She didn't give a damn about her actions or what consequences would ensue. She tried to shove her interests down my throat, that including her insane fetishes, what youtubers she loved to watch, her DeviantART stuff (:why:), what anime she liked to watch etc. Ashley also had this thing for being quite the pretentious bitch at times despite me and my friends being nice to her and telling her to stop being such a smart ass. Eventually she developed an interest between me and friend Krys (she was bisexual, [I]who knew?[/I]) but unfortunately she leaned towards me more considering I was the nicest one to her in my group of friends just for the sake of keeping to my nice nature. She got out of control with the furry fantasy thing and literally tried coming on to Krys, and then me. This was my breaking point after all of the other events throughout the year, since it was quite vulgar with what she did (especially as a Freshman :ohno:). (I'd prefer to keep the stories throughout the year for another time.)[/QUOTE] Ill be on the lookout for these installments then. Just wow. Even if shes nuts, i'd get a raincoat ready. Richardo Simmons erection go. Fur tale or not, lets get fuckin freaky.
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