• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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There's not much to this story, but one time when I was studying some shit in the library I heard a group of kids exploding into laughter every 2 minutes and it got seriously distracting. Just as I was logging off from a computer, I hear one of the kids shout at the TOP of his fucking lungs: [B]"KEEP JERKIN' MY GHERKIN!"[/B] I think it was some out of context joke but he got absolutely screamed at by the teachers in the room
[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;48793919]There's not much to this story, but one time when I was studying some shit in the library I heard a group of kids exploding into laughter every 2 minutes and it got seriously distracting. Just as I was logging off from a computer, I hear one of the kids shout at the TOP of his fucking lungs: [B]"KEEP JERKIN' MY GHERKIN!"[/B] I think it was some out of context joke but he got absolutely screamed at by the teachers in the room[/QUOTE] Does that last guy have a taste for Beef Gherki?
Jesus christ. Some guy told me erotic fanfiction about me and him having gay sex.
[QUOTE=spoder55;48794689]Jesus christ. Some guy told me erotic fanfiction about me and him having gay sex.[/QUOTE] What is the context of this? Did the guy just walk up to you and read it or what?
[QUOTE=Makzu;48794703]What is the context of this? Did the guy just walk up to you and read it or what?[/QUOTE] He was harassing me for a while. He told me that apparently 'i'm good in the bed.'
[QUOTE=spoder55;48794689]Jesus christ. Some guy told me erotic fanfiction about me and him having gay sex.[/QUOTE] On my gaming community (and the one before, which I ended up taking over), one of our members made a erotic story including most regulars. This then led to having our faces pasted onto furry porn because they know no bounds ...fucken zelpa
I had a lab partner who wanted to be a male striper or a body builder.
[QUOTE=psychofox67;48795524]I had a lab partner who wanted to be a male striper or a body builder.[/QUOTE] at least he's got clear goals
[QUOTE=psychofox67;48795524]I had a lab partner who wanted to be a male striper or a body builder.[/QUOTE] You should have told him he could be both.
HAHAHA, weird was me when I was as senior and had 0 fucks left in me. 1. I blew up a condom on the bus like a balloon and gave it to the nearest freshman who looked absolutely horrified at me. 2. I drew across the women's stall doors to make a giant mosaic of a penis with a marker ( I feel bad for this one because of course the janitor had to clean it and back then I just didn't care) 3. I played flash games during class on the computers, especially on my last few days. I would play robot unicorn attack or read naughty fan fictions. 4. I used photoshop and other editing software to print out like 50 pics of Leonardo DaVinci. I'm not sure why I went through a Leonardo Davinci phase... :v: 5. I sat there during lunch and watched gore vids with my friend on her big tablet thing. We watched the pain olympics and 2girls1cup and other gorey shit. We were kinda fucked up and she would show me porn she would make her and her bf. Honestly, she(now he) is like my best friend in the world. Oh and around that time that's when I discovered the jar video of the guy shoving it in his ass, and mister hands. HAHAHA good times.
This girl I used to be friends with (and had a huge crush on until I realized she was a giant ass creep, waaaaaaaay too late) one day in class, I noticed was just reading yaoi porn openly in some book. It was REALLY uncomfortable to be sitting there. Also, after she got some black dude as a boyfriend she constantly bragged about him and how he had a giant dick, to everyone. She would look at his naked picture around others and once, completely uninvited, showed me a picture of his dick. I'm glad I never got with her, frankly.
[QUOTE=Makzu;48794703]What is the context of this? Did the guy just walk up to you and read it or what?[/QUOTE] Americans..
So at my high school we had the severely autistic kid, about 6'8" (not joking, he was a fucking monster) who everyone tried to steer clear of because he was so unpredicatble. My friends and I usually called him The Gorilla. Anyways, come the final day of the junior year and it had been going absolutely phenomenal, all that was left was study hall and I was officially on summer break. I went to the bathroom but 10 minutes from the bell, and before I'm about to get out of the stall I hear heavy footsteps dash into the stall next to me. It was him. For the next 8 minutes I had to listen to ear piercing moaning and grumbling from him relieving himself when suddenly all three stalls literally trembled from him grabbing the walls of his stall and shaking them before he was finished. I was fucking terrified and ready to go, but hen his stall slammed open and he got in front of the sink, his pants stoll to his ankles, and started furiously masturbating. I mean we didn't call him the gorilla for his size, it was because of the noises he made at that moment. I felt like I was trapped because if I came out of the stalls then I had no clue what might happen, so I waited more. He goes back into his stall, still slapping his monkey and leaves his stall door open, I take that as my chance and bolt out, but not before hearing an irritated "huh?" Behind me. [editline]30th September 2015[/editline] The same shit almost word for word happened my first day of senior year too. I was convinced I was fucking cursed the entire year
[QUOTE=ghghop;48797693]So at my high school we had the severely autistic kid, about 6'8" (not joking, he was a fucking monster) who everyone tried to steer clear of because he was so unpredicatble. My friends and I usually called him The Gorilla. Anyways, come the final day of the junior year and it had been going absolutely phenomenal, all that was left was study hall and I was officially on summer break. I went to the bathroom but 10 minutes from the bell, and before I'm about to get out of the stall I hear heavy footsteps dash into the stall next to me. It was him. For the next 8 minutes I had to listen to ear piercing moaning and grumbling from him relieving himself when suddenly all three stalls literally trembled from him grabbing the walls of his stall and shaking them before he was finished. I was fucking terrified and ready to go, but hen his stall slammed open and he got in front of the sink, his pants stoll to his ankles, and started furiously masturbating. I mean we didn't call him the gorilla for his size, it was because of the noises he made at that moment. I felt like I was trapped because if I came out of the stalls then I had no clue what might happen, so I waited more. He goes back into his stall, still slapping his monkey and leaves his stall door open, I take that as my chance and bolt out, but not before hearing an irritated "huh?" Behind me. [editline]30th September 2015[/editline] The same shit almost word for word happened my first day of senior year too. I was convinced I was fucking cursed the entire year[/QUOTE] Holy shit.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;48795887]HAHAHA, weird was me when I was as senior and had 0 fucks left in me. 1. I blew up a condom on the bus like a balloon and gave it to the nearest freshman who looked absolutely horrified at me. 2. I drew across the women's stall doors to make a giant mosaic of a penis with a marker ( I feel bad for this one because of course the janitor had to clean it and back then I just didn't care) 3. I played flash games during class on the computers, especially on my last few days. I would play robot unicorn attack or read naughty fan fictions. 4. I used photoshop and other editing software to print out like 50 pics of Leonardo DaVinci. I'm not sure why I went through a Leonardo Davinci phase... :v: 5. I sat there during lunch and watched gore vids with my friend on her big tablet thing. We watched the pain olympics and 2girls1cup and other gorey shit. We were kinda fucked up and she would show me porn she would make her and her bf. Honestly, she(now he) is like my best friend in the world. Oh and around that time that's when I discovered the jar video of the guy shoving it in his ass, and mister hands. HAHAHA good times.[/QUOTE] thats pretty fucking weird of you man
I guess I was the weird kid in a number of ways, apparently I had this habit of not being noticed. A number of people had complained to me how I would just disappear and reappear at random intervals like a fucking ghost. A notable example was this one time I was with a circle of people I would usually hangout with after lunch, this one girl started offering some free candy and I scared the shit out of her when my hand just came out of no where, even though I had been standing next to her for the past 10 minutes.
[QUOTE=Bathtub;48797930]thats pretty fucking weird of you man[/QUOTE] ikr, and what's weirder is that I had all these little freshmen and sophomore kids think I was cool shit cuz I wore like baggy sweatpants and a sweatshirt most of the time, and had an attitude to match :v:
[QUOTE=fudge blood;48799284]ikr, and what's weirder is that I had all these little freshmen and sophomore kids think I was cool shit cuz I wore like baggy sweatpants and a sweatshirt most of the time, and had an attitude to match :v:[/QUOTE] I didn't take senior year seriously at all lol. School is lame and not-cool.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48804078]I didn't take senior year seriously at all lol. School is lame and not-cool.[/QUOTE] Honestly you shouldnt take school dead serious, see it as a lightheart path.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48804078]I didn't take senior year seriously at all lol. School is lame and not-cool.[/QUOTE] My cousin told me if you get your shit in order before senior year, all you have to worry about is some grades. More about looking forward to life that year, and looking for a college to sign up for.
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48804247]My cousin told me if you get your shit in order before senior year, all you have to worry about is some grades. More about looking forward to life that year, and looking for a college to sign up for.[/QUOTE] College isnt end all be all. I'm poor AF so I'm not gonna bother with college. Financial aid will put me in debt. Maybe I'll go to a trade school and become a plumber but tbh fuck school. There's more to life than school.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48804282]College isnt end all be all. I'm poor AF so I'm not gonna bother with college. Financial aid will put me in debt. Maybe I'll go to a trade school and become a plumber but tbh fuck school. There's more to life than school.[/QUOTE] School just seems so important to me as of right now. I think it's where I want to be in life with a career. Earn good money so I can fuel the possibilities in life. To be honest, school has really been nothing to me but more than a giddy game up until Freshman year.
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;48804330]School just seems so important to me as of right now. I think it's where I want to be in life with a career. Earn good money so I can fuel the possibilities in life. To be honest, school has really been nothing to me but more than a giddy game up until Freshman year.[/QUOTE] School is a big fat joke.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48804530]School is a big fat joke.[/QUOTE] as far as I'm concerned about college... I don't really give a fuck :v: I live comfortably-- WITH my girlfriend, and we both have jobs and have a very good life. I'd imagine there's no way in fuck I'd make it on my own, but combined it's way fucking easy.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48804282]College isnt end all be all. I'm poor AF so I'm not gonna bother with college. Financial aid will put me in debt. Maybe I'll go to a trade school and become a plumber but tbh fuck school. There's more to life than school.[/QUOTE] I have financial aid and I don't own anything.
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;48805011]I have financial aid and I don't own anything.[/QUOTE] Financial aid dosen't always cover the entire tuition for some people.
Cant you students live at home? Its pretty common here were I live that students live at home while studying at uni
[QUOTE=freaka;48805229]Cant you students live at home? Its pretty common here were I live that students live at home while studying at uni[/QUOTE] depends on the college. some colleges, like the ones near me, require you either live on campus full-time or nearby, or live on campus freshman year.
[QUOTE=freaka;48805229]Cant you students live at home? Its pretty common here were I live that students live at home while studying at uni[/QUOTE] You are implying the uni is close to home.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48804530]School is a big fat joke.[/QUOTE] grade school, sort of, collage/university, god no
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