Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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Me< Instead of socializing with anyone there, I just get my laptop and talk to my friends I know online.
doesn't people often meet their best friends in highschool?
I didn't make myself that much of a fool back then so I think I enjoyed a rather ok social experience
This wasn't at school but today in the subway I saw a bunch of girls wearing bunny ears and a guy wearing pink MLP leggings.
[QUOTE=Kljunas;48809700]This wasn't at school but today in the subway I saw a bunch of girls wearing bunny ears and a guy wearing pink MLP leggings.[/QUOTE]
Will he be featured in a Playboy article or something?
So I was asked by some friends to post another story about Ashley, since I had shown them this thread during a Skype conversation. They wanted to hear about "The Love Interest" story but I'd rather not post that until I know other want to hear about it. So I'll post the "Skype 'Incident'".
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About 4-5 weeks after meeting Ashley, she became closer as a "friend" (in her perspective) as well to the rest of my ring of friends. She eventually started asking for my LoL summoner name, my Steam ID, and any social media profiles (like twitter). I declined to tell her since I didn't want her stalking me online or something like that. One day according, to Krys and Zac, when I got up to go and get a drink from the Snapple case she apparently got onto my laptop really fast while I wasn't there and took a picture of my Skype username. When I got back she returned to what she was doing casually, and I didn't have suspicions of her touching my computer, which was odd because I did notice my Skype window still open instead of my Dust: AET window. I simply went on through the day, nothing weird happened.
By the time I got home, I booted up Skype to jump into a group convo with Krys, Zac, and Ellie. I noticed I had a new contact request and IMMEDIATELY knew who it was. I hesitated on requesting it, but I did anyways to see what would happen. Krys told me to add her to the group conversation, so I did. When we added her she didn't say anything in the chat so we assume she was AFK. Shortly after adding her, Zac started a group call since Zac, Krys and I were going to play some good old fashioned Left 4 Dead 2. Ashley actually picked up the call request without us knowing and we were a little confused about the other voice for a second until when realized it was her. I told her we were just going to be playing video games and generally just dicking around and what not but she insisted she stay in the call. I shrugged off the fact of her not leaving the call but we continued anyways. About 10 minutes into playing the game, yelling and joking around, just talking about random crap Zac had to AFK for a couple of minutes to walk his dog or something along the lines of that. Me and Krys continued playing until we started hearing some ruffling noises coming from someone's mic and some other noises on top of that, but since we couldn't indentify it we just kept playing. About 30 seconds into the ruffling noises we the second sound became more audible. I was trying to figure out what was, until the ruffling became less audible and the other sound louder. It didn't take me long to say a loud "What in the ever loving fuck?!" right into my mic. Krys also knew it very well. (Ready for this?) It turns out the other noise was fucking moaning sounds, and this wasn't Zac being a dumbass either.
Ashley was legitimately masturbating over Skype. No joke. This girl, who is already socially awkward and down right weird, decided to willingly masturbate over Skype.
Krys kept calling out to her to mute her mic, but Ashley didn't respond. We couldn't hang up the call either or kick her since Zac was host. About 30 seconds later after me and Krys tried to call out to her, the moaning stopped. Me and Krys were actually shocked this girl would fucking have a session over Skype, intentionally. Like holy shit who does this? Apparently according to Ashley, she took off her headphones so she couldn't hear us and left the mic on as a "joke". Who, what, and how would someone take this as some joke? And before you think "Oh well she could have been faking it", no. She wasn't. Ashley actually told she was masturbating over Skype, not just making noises. She said "I really could care less if you guys heard me. I wanted to go at it so I did. I was already in the mood and I didn't want to ruin it by having to set myself up for your convenience." I was just, so appalled there. Krys told her to not do that again and stuff, but Ashley just straight up didn't give a fuck. Soon after the whole ordeal, Zac came back and I was relieved. I told him what had happened and to drop her from the call so nothing else could happen, like her turning on screen share or webcam. He did what I asked of him and that was that. Krys developed a new view on Ashley and she was pushing my breaking point.
There this weird kid in my class he brings all of his nintendo shit to school like plushys,action figures,blankets, and baiscly everyting nintendo related
also one day he went to the bathroom and i heard wierd noises coming from a stall and when he went out i saw he was holding a action figure.....:why:
trollmad thank you for reminding me of the cretins at my college campus.
There's this large group of social rejects at my college who spend basically every waking moment in the student lounge playing video games. I have a hard time believing that they actually have classes here because I never see them leave the lounge. The amount of ridiculousness that goes on with that group is unbelievable, but luckily they've seemed to have calmed down lately after the incident with the Television (more on that later).
There used to be a rather large, tube television in the student lounge for students to watch television on during breaks between classes. This TV couldn't have cost the school more than 20$ and in-fact I highly believe they got it for free at a dump because this TV was ancient even at the time they installed it. However nobody seemed to really care because honestly, a TV is a TV. However, nobody but the group of spastics got to use it because, every single day without fail, one of them would bring in either a Wii or a Wii U to hook up and play Super Smash Brothers. I want to preface this next part by saying that these weirdlings aren't very good at the game for what that might hold. For those who don't play Smash, it isn't an incredibly deep and intricate game (from what I understand) but there are some basic, technical things you need to understand about the game to play it in a semi-competitive setting. None of them did any of this, instead playing with stage hazards and items on, which to a lot of people provide an unfair and generally less fun experience. This wouldn't be a problem to me normally, let people play how they want, who cares, right? Well, that is until they start screaming [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4]like this[/url] any time anyone does literally anything. It was like being near the worlds largest daycare where the caretakers never looked after the children. Constantly. I recall on several occasions a friend of mine, S, would walk over to them and tell them to be quiet. S is a fairly mild mannered and crass guy, but he was being polite to them...until they basically acted like they can do whatever they wanted because "it's the student lounge." I recall one of them actually trying to get in his face. S is not a small guy, either, at least 6' 4", and he's pretty bulky.
He said, and I quote:
[quote]Oh shut the fuck up, Charizard. I shouldn't have to come over here and tell you retards how to act in public, you don't own the place. You don't pay rent to make an obnoxious amount of noise in the lounge. This place is intended for students to come to have a quiet place to do work or study, and we have you group of fucks screaming like children at the doctors office after they've been told they need to get shots.[/quote]
Which leads me to Charizard. Charizard is a nickname and what we called who was essentially the "leader" of their group, or at least we would assume so because he was by and large the loudest at all times. Every day, without fail, he would show up wearing a cracked and bent Charizard baseball cap and a dirty, unwashed Charizard leather jacket. He also had a rather large forehead, a slightly receding hairline, a massive overbite and a little bit of a lisp. Charizard was the one who tried to stand up to S after he'd told them to be quiet for what must have been like the 6th or 7th time within the last 3 days.
Which leads me to the incident with the TV. Late at night, apparently someone had snuck into the lounge when they weren't there, unplugged the old tube TV and cut the outlet cable off of it with wire cutters. Seems like we weren't the only ones fed up with these screaming social outcasts. Did this stop them from being obnoxious though?
Of course it didn't.
They still regularly yell like screeching baboons at their video games in the lounge, albeit less frequently as before, and instead of playing Smash on the TV, they all bring in their N3DSXLs and play. How do I know it's N3DSXLs? Because they're the only ones currently released in NA (I believe) with built-in amiibo compatibility. The other day Charizard and friends had at LEAST 30 amiibo spread out all over one of the tables, grabbing them and scanning them across their systems for what seemed like hours. I actually went to two 3 hours classes, had lunch, and came back to see they were still there doing the same thing. They also frequently watch anime loudly on their laptops with no headphones, play TCGs [i]very[/i] loudly, basically screaming all their actions to eachother even though they're sitting not more than 2 feet away from one another and facing eachother, and leave empty and discarded food containers all over the place. There have been multiple occasions where I've had to maneuver a maze of empty soda cans and ranch dressing splattered all over the floor.
I'll make sure to keep this thread updated on their happenings if you guys are interested :v:
[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;48809957]-people-[/QUOTE]
If I had to live in close proximity with people my age I would go insane.
[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;48809957]trollmad thank you for reminding me of the cretins at my college campus.
There's this large group of social rejects at my college who spend basically every waking moment in the student lounge playing video games. I have a hard time believing that they actually have classes here because I never see them leave the lounge. The amount of ridiculousness that goes on with that group is unbelievable, but luckily they've seemed to have calmed down lately after the incident with the Television (more on that later).[/QUOTE]
thanks! :excited: also about that wierd nintendo boy. He even brings LEGO to school. first off :why:
Updated that Ashley story I didn't get around to finishing earlier.
There was this kid at my old school, it was a small private school with no more than probably 150 kids. His name was Phillip. I remember the first day of school he just comes up next to me while I'm minding my own business and just says right in front of my face "DO YOU PLAY YUGIOH?" I tell him no and he sort of goes away but shit I was wrong. The next couple of days my friend told me he overheard the teacher's conversation about how he has autism which didn't come as much of a surprise.
I notice he has a short fuse and will get pissed off at people for not doing anything directed at him, and he was just generally awkward. Me and my friends would make fake OP yugioh cards just to troll the shit out of him and he would rip them up and yell for the teacher which was worth it. He always played yugioh at lunch and recess with some know-it-all kid and some other pokemon obsessed autist.
He would also cry just because he didn't do his homework. Everyone pretty much hated him because honestly he was just a dick and would get people in trouble just for doing something that irritated him that wasn't even intended to, but of course because he's autistic he gets a free card for everything he does and barely gets in trouble.
He would also always spread his legs awkwardly and everyone would call it the spread eagle. Not to mention the awkward fact that he made grunting noises while crouching. This led to the theory that he wore diapers or just shit his pants because he would always fidget in his seat and then be excused to go to the bathroom.
He also sat in the corner of the class on his iPad all the time and was clearly not doing his work although the teacher knew he wasn't "reading" like he said he still got away with it. Because he would spread his legs and make grunting noises all the we suspected he was watching yugioh porn or some shit on it.
Not to mention during history class once he got caught doing something he wasn't supposed to be doing and got sent home early, everyone thought he was looking at porn.
Now here's where it gets really fucked up though. This girl was sitting outside on a short fence and she falls backwards and he just grabs her in the most awkward way possible, pretty much the missionary position. Everyone talked about it and all he had to do was write an unfinished apology letter.
Luckily I got the hell out of that school although he was pretty damn entertaining yet annoying as fuck.
Rather small and harmless, but while waiting outside my Algorithms course, every day there's this guy that speed walks through the halls ad infinitum. He just never stops. He hums some unknown song and blasts music I can't recognize from earbuds while just power walking right past us again and again. Never stopping. When the class doors open, he power walks through the class rooms.
He's even just been laying in the middle of the floor just dozing off at random times. Nobody gives a fuck because it's college, and it's kinda humorous, but I wonder what he's up to.
[QUOTE=Articsledder;47687969]reading my class facebook page for college next year is painful
[editline]8th May 2015[/editline]
they're all talking about yu-gi-oh duels and anime oh god why did I chose this college[/QUOTE]
so as expected this is actually the minority of people at the school, I guess they just scared the rest of us away from the page.
A lot of people get involved in a big humans vs zombies game on our campus for a week, and this year its being co-hosted by a nerf club. I figured the nerf club might be kind of cool until I walked past them on my way back to my dorm one day and they were all wearing costumes and looked to be doing some kind of complex LARPing type shit :suicide:
Not really weird maybe, but we had a huge pokemon card tournament in my old gymnasium (over 100 students involved in battles.) just for nostalgia. Ah that was fucking great.
[QUOTE=Nifae;48811877]Rather small and harmless, but while waiting outside my Algorithms course, every day there's this guy that speed walks through the halls ad infinitum. He just never stops. He hums some unknown song and blasts music I can't recognize from earbuds while just power walking right past us again and again. Never stopping. When the class doors open, he power walks through the class rooms.
He's even just been laying in the middle of the floor just dozing off at random times. Nobody gives a fuck because it's college, and it's kinda humorous, but I wonder what he's up to.[/QUOTE]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0[/media]
There was this girl I went to middle and high school with named Sarah. Back in middle school she would start screaming and yelling if you touched a tree. Like she felt some kind of connection to trees and if you did anything to hurt one (like kick it) she'd freak out. In high school that stopped, but she was still incredibly awkward to be around and she ran between all of her classes. I actually thought she was the same grade as me but I just graduated and I saw her walking (running) home last week.
[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;48818759]There was this girl I went to middle and high school with named Sarah. Back in middle school she would start screaming and yelling if you touched a tree. Like she felt some kind of connection to trees and if you did anything to hurt one (like kick it) she'd freak out. In high school that stopped, but she was still incredibly awkward to be around and she ran between all of her classes. I actually thought she was the same grade as me but I just graduated and I saw her walking home last week.[/QUOTE]
she probably has a tumblr
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;48796889]Americans..[/QUOTE]
He's not even American what are you doing
There's this kid called Nelson who left like 2 months after he joined my school,
He seemed decent enough but was very quiet (I had a Philosophy class with him)
Although apparently he had porn set as his desktop picture, which he proudly plugged into the projectors to show the whole class. Also, he apparently went apeshit and ran around the school chasing a guy with a fork.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;48796889]Americans..[/QUOTE]
But I'm Irish?
I didn't really think my school had anybody that weird.
Then I saw an Equestria Girls figurine on the teacher's desk at the lab.
:scream:
Holy shit, so, in like 8th grade (I think) there was this kid who just went by JW or something. That wasn't his real name, maybe initials? I really never thought to ask, and I might've even known at some point but whatever, that isn't the point.
JW was all around pretty strange as far as I remember, he kind of reminded me of a kid Hank Hill. He talked in a really slow, steady, monotone voice and seemed to sit alone in his own little island of the room. If he did talk, it was in his monolithic tone and to one of the weird nerdy outcast kids. I was pretty normal by some standards and kept to myself but at some point JW approached me and said he was going to create something where he [i]voiced Sonic the Hedgehog[/i] and eighth grade me didn't seem to find it as hilarious as I do now but holy shit, this guy talked like a rock. So he told me all of the edgy cringey details which escape me now. I really want to know what ever became of his project :v:
There is this one kid that I met in grade 7 he is madly in love with a girl that I Don't know. Like MADLY: his phone password is her name, he write poems to her every day.I was once invited to his house he has her name on his pillow, bed sheet, his Math copy book is filled with her name with harts around. Then one day I finaly asked who is that girl. He answered:" she is a really nice girl that I always see in my dreams, and I wish I could meet her one day." I never spoke to him ever again.
I recently remembered another strange individual from my School life. This goes back to my Middle School days.
There was this kid named L (keeping his real name hidden) and he was really weird. He came in I think during November during the 7th grade and left March during the 8th grade. L used to go around wearing accessories to express his interests and likes to everyone, but he didn't just express them oh nooo that wasn't enough man. He paraded them around and glorified them. He wore stuff like Homestuck pins, Minecraft lanyards, those rubber bracelets that have something on them referencing something, and wore these custom Converse shoes that had some kind of Videogame design. Everytime you spoke to him he would try to use this really shitty English accent and when if you ever questioned him why he was using a fake accent he would say it's a part of his real accent because his "Great Grandfather was British and so is my Grandmother so it sort of came off I guess." If you ever told him it doesn't work that way in terms of genetics and tell him to just talk normally he would straight up insult you and walk away like a pouting 5 year old. What's funny though is that his entire family line is Hispanic :v:
L would also sometimes use music during class to "concentrate in work better" and when he put on these loud headphones he'd blast the music to these insane volumes that everyone could hear. Everytime he played music it was either Limp Bizkit or some crappy artists on Soundcloud. L also did this thing in the hallways during the passing times where he would yell swear words while telling some dumbass meme joke and often found in image macros for "comedic effect". He genuinely thought this was funny and he was the only one that would laugh at what he did.
There was this one time where L sat down at my table during lunch, looking classy as ever. When we started talking about some music topics or whatever L would keep cutting into say how "today's music is nothing more than singles playing constantly on the radio until the song got old" and how "it is all the same stupid pop song about love or a shitty rap song about drugs, money, sex, and gangsters". Like who the fuck asked you man? We're talking about how people create music, you're in your own world right now. L was just a prick who thought he was superior among others and his interests were some kind of dominant interest.
During the 8th grade he was actually suspended for a week due because he tried doing some idiotic prank where he tried to leave a piece of food inside a classroom for a couple of weeks and let it stink up the room from rotting. The teacher found him trying put what I think was a piece of hot dog in a drawer and he freaked out and threw the hot dog at the teacher and ran out of the classroom before anything else could happen. When he came back to school he would just boast and gloat about how he was going to be some kind of pranking king of the school next time he got the chance and shit.
So another high school story I remembered.
There was this one kid in my grade, who was already fucking weird. Call him LChan because jesus christ he is a skinny Chris Chan minus the autism.
Anyway, around the rise of the Brony scourge, he picked that shit up faster than I've ever seen anyone start a Hobbie or join a fandom. Brony shirts everyday, and just in time for his neck beard to start growing in. Come junior year I spent a lot of time in the library, where he seemed to frequently visit during our lunch period, so I saw this transformation in real time.
After a month, he got his official brony fedora, little shitty white stripes and everything. He would watch the show itself on the school computers, and if he felt like treating himself, would read erotica clopfic. About 3 months in l, of I hadn't already been weirded out enough by his now fully grown neckbeard, with missing patches just as you'd expect, he comes to school in a fake leather trenchcoat and wearing the biggest, most gaudy ring with a bat surrounding a fake plastic ruby.
So immediately everyone in all of his classes, including myself would ask him why he wears the ring. "I'm a vampire, my master gave this to me to let me walk in sunlight."
So we asked him if he'd take it off, he said, and I quote
"If I did, I'd have to kill you for survival" with the most deadpan expression possible.
He was beat up, reported and suspended for 2 weeks. When he came back the ring was gone.
[editline]5th October 2015[/editline]
Sorry for the shitty formatting and storytelling, not used to writing little stuff like this
My Digital Imaging class started out the most insufferable way I could possibly imagine. There is this guy I will call "S" that I sit next to in that class. He is not really a talkative type, and I am usually too busy to say anything to him. Sometimes on slower days we would talk, but not much, and it was mostly about video games I've never played or the two classes we both share. Today he introduced me into his interest in creepy pasta. I told him I don't see any appeal to this stuff. He was talking about the "lost episode" ones, so I explained that my reasoning to this was how uninspired and pretentiously over zealous these kind of stories get with shit like "Hyper-Realistic-Blood", and "Character One stared at the viewer at the end and said in a deep voice...". He tells me that he reads creepy pastas for fun, and they make him laugh. This is all followed by his retelling of the lost Blu-Ray of The Land before Time. Filled with happy moments like all of Little Foot's friends eating his mother with realistic bone crunching sounds and some other bullshit I wasn't really paying attention to. He then tells me that it could be a good idea to make a creepy pasta based off of a wallpaper I had on my computer. And so he did so, just loud enough for all 20 students in our class to hear it in that small, sound-studio-like visual communications computer lab. Going on about the person in my wallpaper being a mass murderer, and stealing kids...
Trying to hide my embarrassment, I kinda chuckled at it. I thought that he read these stories in an ironic fashion now after he told me this. But then he looked at me with a sadistic smile, and said in that voice that awkward kids do when they want to sound loud and angry, "No, I laugh because I like to pretend people are in the exact same situation. Because our world is evil, and evil can't be stopped."
I am stuck with this guy for another 3 quarters of a semester, help. :disgust:
*snipped*
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;48837218]This one girl legitimately believed that you could get closer to the full moon if you drove up the mountain to the south. "It's true, I remember the moon being a lot bigger when I was a kid."
Guess where she went during the last eclipse?[/QUOTE]
well she's not wrong, but 800 meters closer is a drop in the swimming pool for all the good it does
[QUOTE=AlexThepipe;48836787]My Digital Imaging class started out the most insufferable way I could possibly imagine. There is this guy I will call "S" that I sit next to in that class. He is not really a talkative type, and I am usually too busy to say anything to him. Sometimes on slower days we would talk, but not much, and it was mostly about video games I've never played or the two classes we both share. Today he introduced me into his interest in creepy pasta. I told him I don't see any appeal to this stuff. He was talking about the "lost episode" ones, so I explained that my reasoning to this was how uninspired and pretentiously over zealous these kind of stories get with shit like "Hyper-Realistic-Blood", and "Character One stared at the viewer at the end and said in a deep voice...". He tells me that he reads creepy pastas for fun, and they make him laugh. This is all followed by his retelling of the lost Blu-Ray of The Land before Time. Filled with happy moments like all of Little Foot's friends eating his mother with realistic bone crunching sounds and some other bullshit I wasn't really paying attention to. He then tells me that it could be a good idea to make a creepy pasta based off of a wallpaper I had on my computer. And so he did so, just loud enough for all 20 students in our class to hear it in that small, sound-studio-like visual communications computer lab. Going on about the person in my wallpaper being a mass murderer, and stealing kids...
Trying to hide my embarrassment, I kinda chuckled at it. I thought that he read these stories in an ironic fashion now after he told me this. But then he looked at me with a sadistic smile, and said in that voice that awkward kids do when they want to sound loud and angry, "No, I laugh because I like to pretend people are in the exact same situation. Because our world is evil, and evil can't be stopped."
I am stuck with this guy for another 3 quarters of a semester, help. :disgust:[/QUOTE]
i'd tell the teacher about that, it legitimately sounds concerning
honestly it sounds more like he's super desperate for attention, rather than an actual homicidal maniac
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