Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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I have a friend that is a huge WWE fan he once came to my house with a full JohnCena outfit
[QUOTE=Zakuvo99;48839744]I have a friend that is a huge WWE fan he once came to my house with a full JohnCena outfit[/QUOTE]
How did you see him?
[QUOTE=Zakuvo99;48839744]I have a friend that is a huge WWE fan he once came to my house with a full JohnCena outfit[/QUOTE]
Next time he does that just play john cena's theme really loud through a speaker when he comes through your door.
Yuo can't see me my time is now
More about S. Today he talked about cartoons and movies with someone in class. He doesn't like any cartoon made on computers, regardless of quality. But regards that animation in general is a "dying art". He believes that if its not hand drawn like an old Disney film, then the producers are being lazy and just bringing it out for the "mindless masses". He can't stand the over-abundance of CGI in films, and that every director should be using practical effects no matter how expensive it is. He stated that he wished that the mainstream masses that watch these type of movies and shows and like them sould just go into tiny room and never see the light of day again, because they are the reason why movies like 'Spirited Away' are over-shadowed by terrible movies.
I didn't know John Enter was attending my college.
I had a friend that got caught with a large quantity of child pornography on his computer which just seems kinda strange for whatever reason, seeing as he's my age and I'm 18
[editline]7th October 2015[/editline]
needles to say I don't associate with him anymore because that's a hell of an uncomfortable thing to know
Around 6th or 7th grade.
There was this kid in my class who went totally crazy one day.
Well he does crazy stuff every day, likes to scream, and yell something that probably don't exsist in any language.
It began during lunch recess when he and another friend of mine were wrestling on the grass.
I watched it from a distance and was cheering for my friend.
Then the kid manages to get on top of my friend, hold him down and probably made the worlds biggest duckface and kissed my friend on his lips.
My friend went of course all EEEEEUUUGHHHHH!, kicked the kid away and ran to the bathroom to wash his mouth. I wouldn't blame my friend because his first kiss was a guy, and second, this kid was eating dead flies if he found some.
So for after that, he ran up to some of my other friends and said "I'm going to be a monkey guys!"
And he did. He climbed up some tall tree while making his monkey sounds. So for not long he finally reached the top. I can't remember how tall the tree was but it was really damn high.
So he starts screaming and shakes the tree at the top. He was swinging it pretty good, most of us thought that the tree would snap up there.
When the teachers got to know what he was up to. They tried to tell him to come down.
But no chance he would listen to that.
So they called a firetruck to come get him down. It was really intense.
But as they arrived, he realized that he made a big mess so he eventually came down without the help of the firemen.
He's an okay dude who has his moments now and then. Went to same class with him for 13 years.
He did a lot of stuff, but this was the biggest highlight.
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I just remembered a few things. There was also a time where he liked to pull down his pants and shows his butt to everyone in class...
Then junior high started.
In class during history lesson or something. He whispered to himself and said "Tiny wiener string bikini... hihihihahaa(something)....."
Pretty sure he made his own version of 'Teeny Weeny String Bikini' in his head.
And one time when all of us were showering after gym. He somehow got a boner and said "If my dick touches you, You're gonna turn GAAAAAAAYY"
So he were chasing the guys in the shower trying to poke his dick at us (You read that right)
One of us were trying to keep him at bay by smacking his towel at him, so eventually all of us got out of the shower and locked him in there like an untamed beast.
We kept him in there until class started. Mr. Teacher noticed his absence, and when we told him what happened, he got really really tired of his shit and went to the showers to unlock the door. Me and my friends followed our teacher and heard him yelling at the guy. Never seen him so pissed before.
He used to be a serious teetotaler aswell. Suddenly he wasn't anymore.
I forgot to say that he has ADHD. And a few times he didn't take his pills on purpose, only so he could go crazy, said himself. He actually liked to go crazy.
Actually, whole damn family is crazy and perverted. During my final year in high school. His sister who was a freshman at my high school at the time.. She told another friend of mine that she got a dildo as a birthday present from her damn mother.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;48851170]That reminds me of a guy I knew freshman year of highschool, he didn't seem that weird until one day walking from class he casually explained to me how he obtains CP :v:[/QUOTE]
I would've reported that shit instantly. I don't really give a shit if someone wants to break laws but partaking in child exploitation is one crime I've never been able to reconcile.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;48851170]That reminds me of a guy I knew freshman year of highschool, he didn't seem that weird until one day walking from class he casually explained to me how he obtains CP :v:[/QUOTE]
Does he live in his basement too? And worship furries have a neckbeard?
in a computer science lecture right now. the person next to me is playing a pokemon game on his phone emulator. he's named his starter "poopy" and he and his friend won't stop giggling about it whenever its name comes up in dialogue
[QUOTE=Bynine;48858266]in a computer science lecture right now. the person next to me is playing a pokemon game on his phone emulator. he's named his starter "poopy" and he and his friend won't stop giggling about it whenever its name comes up in dialogue[/QUOTE]
that's so childish
[QUOTE=Hergan5;48858294]that's so childish[/QUOTE]
and this is a college class for sophomores mind you
this guy is 19 or 20
[QUOTE=Hergan5;48858294]that's so childish[/QUOTE]
there's a point where you start laughing at stupidly immature jokes just because they're so stupidly immature
[QUOTE=NixNax123;48858463]there's a point where you start laughing at stupidly immature jokes just because they're so stupidly immature[/QUOTE]
But naming your character stuff and laughing at dialogs is just lame.
At least he's trying to be funny about it, I knew some kids that would name every pokemon they caught "FUCK"
[QUOTE=Bynine;48858266]in a computer science lecture right now. the person next to me is playing a pokemon game on his phone emulator. he's named his starter "poopy" and he and his friend won't stop giggling about it whenever its name comes up in dialogue[/QUOTE]
Computer science students are often an odd bunch of people. A classmate of mine can't get over John Cena and Ainsley Harriott. He keeps sending me webms and reaction images on skype.
Somehow I think they're hilarious :v:
That and I just can't get over the faces Ainsley makes in Strictly Come Dancing:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE5Wczm51Bs[/media]
My humor is downrigt lame 9/10th of the time lmao :v:
I'm a newbie to this thread, and I really don't have many stories to tell.
But in the sixth grade, there was this boy who I never spoke to who was telling people I was his girlfriend.
Speaking of childish humor, me and my friend were in class last wednesday, one of those 'live customer support' chats popped up unwanted and a dude started asking if he could help us. My friend really doesnt give a shit about anyone feelings so he asked what he had to know, and then ended it with 'Thanks. While you were answering my question my hot teacher gave me a blowjob and then I came unto your picture, I have finally fucked a man'
Childish as it is, I laughed
[QUOTE=someone101001;48883440]I don't want this thread to die, it's so fun.
I normally avoid sharing this but this is an emergency
In earlier posts I mentioned how I was put in almost all classes with this creepy kid and how he basically ruined my social life and how teachers thought me and him were best friends and shit.
Well, one time I was talking to him and guess what he fucking brought up.
Jimmy Neutron porn.
WHAT? How would anyone think that's a good idea to bring up?
When I asked him why the fuck he would talk about something so cringey and gross he said bullshit like "my brother showed it to me" and right after I pointed out how bullshit that was he quickly did his ragged jog/run comparable to fucking ghouls from fallout, except more robotic and cringey. So on top of FNAF, Pewdiepie, Obsessing over SFM videos that aren't even good (Bringing it up for weeks after even if the shitty video was 14 seconds long), Homestuck, smelling bad, weaboo friends, kissing scott cawthons ass and shitting out excuses for the games coming out really early (mind this happened last year) he fucking watches jimmy neutron porn.
Don't let this thread die, damnit![/QUOTE]
Sometimes motherfuckers just don't know how to act in public. I've never understood why people would share what their fetishes are with other people unless they were trying to have sex with them. Like, I'm into [sp]OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT MY FETISH IS, I'M NOT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU[/sp].
[editline]12th October 2015[/editline]
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There's a girl on my floor who fucks a lot of dudes. No problem there. She enjoys it and is safe, that's her thing. You do you, girl. She's not the cringy person. The cringy person is the greasy guy who lives at the end of the hallway who is so obviously always trying to hit it. He constantly follows her around, whenever her door is open he's in there and he is always making sly comments. Not that weird people shouldn't be allowed to have sex but dude, she's obviously not interested in having sex with you, lay off it.
[QUOTE=BlueChihuahua;48865315]I'm a newbie to this thread, and I really don't have many stories to tell.
But in the sixth grade, there was this boy who I never spoke to who was telling people I was his girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
I had a guy in middle school try to beat me up for trying to flirt with his girlfriend after seeing me with this girl at my locker.
A few problems with this
a) She was my friend for quite some time at this point and we were just talking.
b) They weren't dating.
c) She didn't even know the guy existed until I told her.
theres a guy at my school who believes hes dating a girl he barely knows
he made a tumblr to reblog everything she puts on her tumblr, its as sad as it is creepy
[editline]12th October 2015[/editline]
also something interesting, this new freshman at my school is like 6 ft 2 and as skinny as a stick, yet he has the face of a 12 year old
i have a friend who went to middle school with him (6th grade vs 8th grade) and they were both in an extracurricular regarding engineering
apparently he would randomly answer the questions with answers like "cupcakes" in a baby voice
not to mention the fact that he runs everywhere
not walking quickly, he actually runs EVERYWHERE
When I was in highschool there was a guy who made a sex tape with two underage fat girls and was showing it to people in the bathroom.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;48885285]When I was in highschool there was a guy who made a sex tape with two underage fat girls and was showing it to people in the bathroom.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck?
that reminds me, in 6th grade or something there was this weird kid with a bowlcut who no one really understood
one fateful night, we have one of those awkward elementary school dances at a small gathering hall near the school
the "dj" decided he would start playing Friday by Rebecca Black and this kid [I]lost his fucking mind[/I]
he must have thought it was funny to hate the song or something because he started shrieking like a banshee, ran out to the dance floor, and started flipping shit at anyone around him
he had to be removed and i don't think i ever saw him again
I kind of feel sorry for this guy but this like 50 year old guy in my intro to computers class asked if RAM was a CPU
in addition:
a guy at my college wears a knuckles hat and a pikachu backpack without fail every day and scares me a lot
[QUOTE=Cornish;48885337]I kind of feel sorry for this guy but this like 50 year old guy in my intro to computers class asked if RAM was a CPU[/QUOTE]
There was a 70 y.o. woman in my group in a writing class, and she volunteered to edit our play into a proper format. The result was about a third of the character lines missing. She'd rewritten the piece from scratch, and hadn't even bothered to double check it. I asked her why she didn't simply copy and paste the play onto the skeleton. She told me, "that causes viruses."
i remember this really tall kid with some kind of mental disorder in second or third grade
he would slobber and chew on pencils
one day when i was in line with him behind me he was spitting on me, and in one of the last days of the grade he broke one of those metal desks with the chair attached by slamming on it constantly
keep in mind he's like 7-8 years old
for reference it looked like one of these
[IMG]http://discover.novadesk.com/hs-fs/hub/84375/file-15760635-jpg/images/522003_2ea42239e12c3794ea92375c10ca6c5f.jpg[/IMG]
There was this one girl at my MMA kickboxing classes who thought that it was a japanese karate class and she was dissapointed when she found out it was mma and had nothing to do with karate. Also she was dissapointed that the instructor wasnt asian.
apparently there's a student in our school who straight up drinks blood
no idea where she gets it, but I've seen her hanging around the blood drive whenever it comes but never actually donates and now I'm kinda worried
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