• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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How has she not died of a disease or something!?!? Blood tastes all gross and copper/metallic how the fuck does she even like that!?
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48891696]How has she not died of a disease or something!?!? Blood tastes all gross and copper/metallic how the fuck does she even like that!?[/QUOTE] According to [URL="http://www.livescience.com/15899-drinking-blood-safe.html"]this site[/URL] (no idea how legit it is), if you drink blood in small teaspoons (and have it be free from disease and stuff), you [I]might[/I] be ok. If I were to guess, she's just a very lucky person.
You sure shes not just drinking corn syrup or food dye or some shit like that?
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48891718]You sure shes not just drinking corn syrup or food dye or some shit like that?[/QUOTE] here's hoping that's it
There is that one kid at my school that when his teacher asked him what he would like to do when he grows up. He said: I want to do like my cousin. The teacher asked: what does your cousin do? He said : "I don't really know what's it called but all I know is that he dances around poles, and it seems a lot of fun." I think the teacher had like 10 meetings every month with his parents after that.
[QUOTE=AlexThepipe;48885305]What the fuck?[/QUOTE] He ended up getting expelled. Then he made a threat to shoot up and bomb the school on Facebook and got sent to a mental institution. [editline]13th October 2015[/editline] This same guy also said he jerked off in class multiple times.
[QUOTE=Blazedol;48891690]apparently there's a student in our school who straight up drinks blood no idea where she gets it, but I've seen her hanging around the blood drive whenever it comes but never actually donates and now I'm kinda worried[/QUOTE] Bring garlic to school to see if she reacts to it. :v: Jokes aside, is there more to this person? [QUOTE=Zakuvo99;48892125]There is that one kid at my school that when his teacher asked him what he would like to do when he grows up. He said: I want to do like my cousin. The teacher asked: what does your cousin do? He said : "I don't really know what's it called but all I know is that [B]he[/B] dances around poles, and it seems a lot of fun." I think the teacher had like 10 meetings every month with his parents after that.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of a kid wayyyy back in elementary school who said that when he grows up he wanted to be a pimp.
There's a foreign exchange kid next to me that's looking at hentai on his iPad what the fuck
Once my school had to go on full lockdown because some autistic kid got really really mad and ran around the school flipping shit. Out school has a lot of windows, so we were able to see one of the teachers try to corner him and calm him down in the hallway. This kid no joke ran at him and slammed him to the floor WWE style and ran off.
[QUOTE=arseman;48893546]There's a foreign exchange kid next to me that's looking at hentai on his iPad what the fuck[/QUOTE] did he take the window seat
There is one that keeps on making stupid chuck Norris jokes. Glad he's finaly gone
[QUOTE=_Pai;48893592]Once my school had to go on full lockdown because some autistic kid got really really mad and ran around the school flipping shit. Out school has a lot of windows, so we were able to see one of the teachers try to corner him and calm him down in the hallway. This kid no joke ran at him and slammed him to the floor WWE style and ran off.[/QUOTE] John cena isn't the only champ around I see
Back in high school, during one of my last years, I saw this obviously autistic freshman who, typically, was absolutely obsessed with Pokémon, would never shut the fuck up about it, and was generally socially obnoxious. The fact he had the tendency to screech incoherently for no apparent reason or purpose didn't help. Now, I'm studying Media Design, I'm in my last year, and he is now a first year student here. He seems to have gotten worse, making animal noises (along with this other girl who also very likely has some condition) during class or making deafeningly loud high-pitched wailing noises. Whenever someone, usually the teacher, starts talking to him or taps him on the shoulder to talk to him, he overdramatically pretends to be startled, screech and all. When asked why he does this he responds "I have a bad/guilty conscience". Furthermore, he randomly exclaims "KURWA" loudly (he is not Polish so he probably picked it up from online gaming or Polandball) even when nothing prompts it. I'm not gonna bother them as while they are extremely annoying they're not doing anything wrong or hurting anyone, but classmates are getting increasingly irritated. This should be quite the show.
theres this one guy who keeps trying to lick the girls and im just there like stop max if you want a bone youll stop
[QUOTE=Dust2isShit;48951065]theres this one guy who keeps trying to lick the girls and im just there like stop max if you want a bone youll stop[/QUOTE] When I was still in 9th grade we had this kid that would go to womens dressingroom and try to steal their panties errr...
I've never understood why guys steal women's underwear. That's gross tbh.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48954345]I've never understood why guys steal women's underwear. That's gross tbh.[/QUOTE] Same reason they commit serial murder
fuck
[QUOTE=gary spivey;48954492]Same reason they commit serial murder[/QUOTE] You actually made me burst out laughing when I read that. Thanks for that! CONTENT: I never thought I'd see a live specimen in real life, but in one of my Analytical English classes, I met someone who has a full neckbeard. No beard on his chin or his face, it's confined only to his neck. It's so alien.
There's was this one guy who always seemed to get himself in trouble, who of which I also found obnoxious. Long story short, I remember this one time when he shat his pants in class. I didn't get to witness the event myself, but I was told about it and that other students came up with a song making fun of him, calling "poopy pants" or something.
A few days ago some girl that sounded like Tanya from GTAV got transferred to our school, and we were in health class talking about marijuana or some shit, and the teacher was talking, and she was straight up like "nigga (addressing the health teacher, who's white), can't you get weed if you have a ummm... medical card or some shit?" When the teacher replied "in some states" she immediately was like "how the fuck you get in on that shit?" And this was all while sounding like fucking Tanya, with the same speech and hand motions. The conversation ended abruptly after someone said something in the background and she turned around and started fucking unloading on him, I was laughing so hard all I really caught was "... nigga you need to get mowed down in the streets ... " and "... yo ears be so big I'm surprised they don't call u.. Whatever the fuck that Disney cartoon is, Bambi? (Yes, she blanked out on Dumbo, and said Bambi) ... " she ended up getting sent to the principles and I haven't seen her since. She's either expelled or smoking crack behind a dumpster somewhere, probably the latter.
There is this one kid who is in love with a girl at my school. The only way he talks to her is by screaming random words "chacaron macaron" style.
I've met someone recently who is a sophomore and is trying to pull "My uncle works at Nintendo" shit saying his brother did stuff for (Developer) except he's admitted to only having one brother and that brother is in quite a few of my classes.
I was on a school trip to Warsaw yesterday. Now, I noticed there were a lot of Asian tourists (possibly because there was apparently a display of polish art in Beijing some time ago, if i'm not mistaken). Some girls in the group immediately assumed they were Japanese and started throwing ohayous at a group of eldery tourists. Don't know who exactly did it, since they were from a different class than mine.
There was this one kid in my class, when I went to 6'th grade. Let's call him Jonathan. Jonathan was paralyzed from his waist down, due to some weird ass disease, and he was a cocky fucker. He would always think he'd get away with being a fucking cunt to everybody, because he was in a wheelchair and it was a dreadful thing to punch him in the face or whatever the fuck you'd want to do, to such a fucking cunt. Anwho. Back in those days (at least in Sweden), nobody around my age wore Jeans, they were considered to be evil. So- Everyone wore track pants. Addidas, Puma, you name it! So, Jonathan, being the cocky fucking cunt he is, was being a total cunt towards me, because more people had congratulated him on his birthday rather than on mine (we had the same birthday.) He had been really proud about the new addidas track pants he got from his parents, which he had been bragging about. To which i responded " Did you get those track pants as a joke from your parents?" He started crying and wailing bloody murder. I was suspended for a week. No ragrets!
When I went to technical highschool there was this homophobic kid in my class that obviously got beaten a lot by his dad. He was also very obviously a closet homosexual. Guess I was the weird kid in that class though, I always went to school with my headphones on with rings of saturn blaring on highest volume ever and every time we had sociology I tried my best to sneak in a reference to George Orwell which resulted in my sociology teacher sending me a paperback copy of 1984 when I was put on a mental hospital after breaking down from stress.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;48959366]When I went to technical highschool there was this homophobic kid in my class that obviously got beaten a lot by his dad. He was also very obviously a closet homosexual. Guess I was the weird kid in that class though, I always went to school with my headphones on with rings of saturn blaring on highest volume ever and every time we had sociology I tried my best to sneak in a reference to George Orwell which resulted in my sociology teacher sending me a paperback copy of 1984 when I was put on a mental hospital after breaking down from stress.[/QUOTE] I can't follow the context of your stories. But i'm laughing nevertheless.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;48959366]When I went to technical highschool there was this homophobic kid in my class that obviously got beaten a lot by his dad. He was also very obviously a closet homosexual. Guess I was the weird kid in that class though, I always went to school with my headphones on with rings of saturn blaring on highest volume ever and every time we had sociology I tried my best to sneak in a reference to George Orwell which resulted in my sociology teacher sending me a paperback copy of 1984 when I was put on a mental hospital after breaking down from stress.[/QUOTE] That's actually pretty kind. [editline]22nd October 2015[/editline] Getting the book that is, not the kid being beaten by his dad.
there's one kid at my school who was probably the most obese person i've ever seen. he was so fat he had one giant flap falling over his belt. he smelled like he has never taken a shower and i know this because i had to sit next to him during technology class. and he was a brony. nothing wrong with that until you realize that this kid is one of those dudes who actually [B]jerked off to pony porn.[/B] and to add more shit on the guy-who-wants-to-fuck-a-cartoon-horse stereotype pile, he likes to make ocs. once he came up to me and showed me a drawing of his cringy-ass link oc. i found his instagram account and i want to share his oc but im afraid i'll get banned for posting pony stuff. and finally, this dude was pretty cringy. he tries to be funny but falls a long ways short.
[QUOTE=Trixil;48961375]there's one kid at my school who was probably the most obese person i've ever seen. he was so fat he had one giant flap falling over his belt. he smelled like he has never taken a shower and i know this because i had to sit next to him during technology class. and he was a brony. nothing wrong with that until you realize that this kid is one of those dudes who actually [B]jerked off to pony porn.[/B] and to add more shit on the guy-who-wants-to-fuck-a-cartoon-horse stereotype pile, he likes to make ocs. once he came up to me and showed me a drawing of his cringy-ass link oc. i found his instagram account and i want to share his oc but im afraid i'll get banned for posting pony stuff. and finally, this dude was pretty cringy. he tries to be funny but falls a long ways short.[/QUOTE] I agree w/ you; nothing wrong w/ liking ponies (hell, even I sort of like MLP, but I don't like the show itself, just the pony designs i guess?) but if somebody legit faps to pony porn - especially of the "child" ponies like Scootaloo or w/e they're dead to me. :v:
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