Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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There was a kid in my classes who liked reading manga, though he wasnt that much of a weeb. And he also liked Arsenal. Kids learned not to diss either in earshot of him because he was a member of the group of elite we called the fun police. I hated that little devil.
[QUOTE=Banana Phone;48963955]fun police[/QUOTE]
That's rich.
[editline]23rd October 2015[/editline]
We had a tradition on the guys' swim team in High School where the seniors would get funny and meaningful gifts for the underclassmen to remember us by.
Example: For a really nice guy that made it his mission to get a girl's number at every meet, we bought two bowling balls. You get the idea.
That season, one of our strongest underclassman members on my swim team was hospitalized in a car accident.
The little girl in the car that slid over into the lane died.
The team captain insisted on getting him a crash helmet. Fucker.
[editline]23rd October 2015[/editline]
[I]Luckily, that was prevented.[/I]
When I was in 6th grade my friends and I were having lunch at a soccer field behind school. As I began eating my stuff this one fat kid mocks me for having brown skin (in Mexico, out of all places). I stared at him for a while and thought that it would be funny to scare him off, so I leaped into his shoulders then brought him down just to keep kicking him while his buddies were staring at me speechless.
He stood up after being beaten for half a minute and then walked away with his pals. Dude stopped bothering me after that.
Also, when I was in 1st grade, our teacher left the classroom to do something, a bunch of kids stood up and started doing weird shit, I went to the front and told them to sit down (I don't know why I did it, I think I really liked grabbing attention) most of them sat down for some reason, but one of them didn't, this one kid said he was gonna pull down my pants, he approached to me and tried to do it, but I quickly turned around, switched places and got behind him, then I pulled down his pants in front of everyone. Teacher arrived and then she put me in detention but at the end of the day I knew it was worth it imo.
Two years ago a guy who knows most of the people at my table rubbed yogurt on his nipples during lunch time. As of recently I learned he finds women in tactical gear more attractive than... normal women.
He was cool.
there was this one kid in grade 7 I think, so I was in math class and all of a sudden I teachers screaming outside, and school janitors screaming in a weird Arabic voice, so I looked outside and saw at least 15 janitors and 5 teachers trying to catch a kid, who was trying to escape from school. this kid was really good at dodging stuff, I watched him pass between the janitors really smoothly and laughing real hard while screaming: "never gonna catch me, imma run home bitches". the kept on running after him for at least 30 mins, until he bumped into a tree. it was the weird shit I ever saw in my life
I really wanna share stories but I only have them of myself not others...
[QUOTE=Tsumugi;48972472]I really wanna share stories but I only have them of myself not others...[/QUOTE]
That's alright, go on.
Ok so this is a story of my first day of gymnasium
So we all had to know eachother and eachothers names, and in the first day I already created a name for myself. So after like an hour of getting to know eachother the sophmores of our school asked us to choose a number from a list and do a play. So someone chose the number 3, and we had to do a play that had to involve spaghetti, a stripper and some cats. So it went slowly, and no one wanted to really do anything, so I chose to be the stripper, and since we didn't have a stripper pole I used one of the tallest boys in my class. The whole next week I was known as the Albanian guy that stripped up and down a boy.
[QUOTE=Tsumugi;48972880]Ok so this is a story of my first day of gymnasium
So we all had to know eachother and eachothers names, and in the first day I already created a name for myself. So after like an hour of getting to know eachother the sophmores of our school asked us to choose a number from a list and do a play. So someone chose the number 3, and we had to do a play that had to involve spaghetti, a stripper and some cats. So it went slowly, and no one wanted to really do anything, so I chose to be the stripper, and since we didn't have a stripper pole I used one of the tallest boys in my class. The whole next week I was known as the Albanian guy that stripped up and down a boy.[/QUOTE]
That is simply amazing
Another story I have; It was the first official party of my gymnasium, and everyone was having a great time. I had some alkohol in my system and got the great idea of lifting both of the girls I hung out with in the air one by one. So first time it went well, we got in the middle and she was sitting on my shoulders, the second time though... I lifted up one of them and she was also sitting there. So a guy gets the idea of pushing me, so I acidentally drop her. Before she hits the ground I acidentally places my hands on her boobs and held her up. So I got a squeeze, she didn't feel it as she was about to fall.
tbh you sound like a fun guy and I'd probably have a good time hanging out with you
I got plenty of stories to tell, my friends just use them to remind me of that shit... Especially my dreaded friday night :frown:
Dont worry, i doubt you have ever got stuck in a ventilation shaft.
In the ceiling.
At your friends birthday party.
People here have weirder stories, dont be embarrassed
Well this is my dreaded friday night: It all started as a pretty good day, some of my classes were cancelled so I only had to be at school for like 50 mins. So me, the 2 girls from the party story and 2 other guys planned to spend our friday together cause it was culturaleve on a place called Strøget in denmark. So we met at infront of a McDonalds and I had my bottle of Vodka from the last time we went out. Some time goes on and I get alittle intoxicated, when the only guy that didn't drink told me "I bet you can't chug this whole bottle of Vodka" and since I'm me I told him "Do you know who you are talking to?" And I grabbed the bottle and chugged it. For like an hour I couldn't feel my teeth and we went to a McDonalds again. I ate some food, and just minutes in I threw it up all over the place, needless to say the next time I went to a party I had a bad feeling everytime I drank. (I'm a new drinker aswell so its crazy)
[QUOTE=Tsumugi;48974323]Well this is my dreaded friday night: It all started as a pretty good day, some of my classes were cancelled so I only had to be at school for like 50 mins. So me, the 2 girls from the party story and 2 other guys planned to spend our friday together cause it was culturaleve on a place called Strøget in denmark. So we met at infront of a McDonalds and I had my bottle of Vodka from the last time we went out. Some time goes on and I get alittle intoxicated, when the only guy that didn't drink told me "I bet you can't chug this whole bottle of Vodka" and since I'm me I told him "Do you know who you are talking to?" And I grabbed the bottle and chugged it. For like an hour I couldn't feel my teeth and we went to a McDonalds again. I ate some food, and just minutes in I threw it up all over the place, needless to say the next time I went to a party I had a bad feeling everytime I drank. (I'm a new drinker aswell so its crazy)[/QUOTE]
Pretty obvious, but it's not good to drink like that, especially when you're new to drinking. All in moderation and you won't hurt yourself and look kinda stupid :v:
Yesterday someone brought their Mum's nipple clamps into school and started whipping people with them. It got worse. A teacher asked what they were and the dude decided to show us by putting them on.
I go to college.
It was like the first weekend of summer vacation and a friend of mine was throwing a summer party in Roskilde. Me and some friends went out to it, and we had a great time. I also have a some very hot hips right? So I thought it would be fun to booty shake, next thing you know a guy tells me "he is better than most females" and "How do you get yourself to do this without being drunk?".
This was before I started drinking.
pretty sure I posted something similar to this a long while back, but there is another kid at my school who takes their crap and rubs it on the bathroom walls and mirrors, literally everywhere. not smudge marks either. this kids so fucked up man, he's made a custodian retire I'm pretty sure. it makes you ponder how this guy gets away with this kind of stuff in a high school setting where there are cameras everywhere... :disappoint:
I didn't speak to this kid, but I saw this probably freshman edgelord waddling down the hallway, air guitaring, with the edgiest fucking clothes I have ever seen, Its just amazing.
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stuff that I couldn't find a good picture of was the eyeliner under his eyes.
The best part was the beats were around his neck and bleeding a fuck ton, and it was super obvious that he was fucking air guitaring to shit like Linking Park, Limp Bizkit, and Slipknot. My friends tell me hes a wierdo and wears the same clothes every day, never takes off his bandana nor hat nor hood because he tells the teachers it is "unconstitutional" and he is not legally bound to a contract telling him that he can't wear those in school, and also apparently he got his locker searched and nearly got expelled because he threatened a kid that he had a 9 inch combat knife in his locker and would behead him.
I need to find out more about this kid, cause he is cringe-tastic.
edit: I also have a stoner friend who dreamed about getting violently raped by Dwayne Johnson, and now has Dwayne Johnson-Phobia. He also found a pill bottle on the ground and took like 3 of the pills, and then was super fucking high and was flipping the fuck out when we had to go across a creaky ass bridge.
[QUOTE=Toro;48976164]edit: I also have a stoner friend who dreamed about getting violently raped by Dwayne Johnson, and now has Dwayne Johnson-Phobia. He also found a pill bottle on the ground and took like 3 of the pills, and then was super fucking high and was flipping the fuck out when we had to go across a creaky ass bridge.[/QUOTE]
Elaborate on this, please
there was some random kid a few days ago who walked by my spanish class screaming "YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE". needless to say the whole class cracked up. The song is catchy as fuck ill give him that
I once walked out during class to grab a sip of water from the nearby water fountain. After the drink I noticed I had a lot of air built up in my stomach, so I decided to just roll with it and took a deep breath and forced the loudest fucking burp I've ever pulled off down the quiet hallway. Cue several classes cracking the hell up.
[QUOTE=T553412;48976428]Elaborate on this, please[/QUOTE]
We were in the boundary Waters in a group of mabye 7 people , and we were hiking across an island, and while going across an empty campsite we found a prescription pill bottle that some pour soul must of forgotten, anyway, he takes 3 of the pills, and gets high as fuck and starts getting dizzy and shit, and like 500 yards later was a bridge that had really bad supports and started bending every time someone walked on it, so my friend started walking across it and the wind started really picking up, so he started freaking out. He was at the center of the bridge, just stumbling everywhere, and then we all had to go out to the center of the bridge to take a photo or some shit, there's no enough room, so they elect my high friend to sit on the fucking railing of this bridge that's swaying like 5-10 feet in the wind, we take a picture, he says he needs to go shit, so he disappears in to the woods for like 15 minutes while we wait, and when he comes back he tells me that he started talking to himself in the woods and heard things. He then told me random life stories until his high wore off, including his plan to buy a whole octopus and shoot it into a basketball hoop at our school.
[QUOTE=Toro;48978721]we found a prescription pill bottle that some pour soul must of forgotten, anyway, he takes 3 of the pills, and gets high as fuck and starts getting dizzy and shit[/QUOTE]
Who the hell sees some pills on the ground and thinks that it's a good idea to take not one, not two, but three of them at once?
Alright I might aswell use up all of my stories here.
There was this one time my school's entire co-ed outdoor program went on a day trip to the middle of buttfuck nowhere woods. As I mentioned in previous stories my highschool I attended for the last two years was a combination of a middle school and highschool with 1/4th of the school being populated by special needs children. So you've got middle schoolers and higschoolers and then a bunch of sped middle school and high schoolers.
Upperclassmen (juniors and seniors) were typically in charge of setting a good example to the younger students, esp. the middle schoolers. Basically everyone had a choice of going canoeing, hiking, biking, or just chilling outside at this clearing. Well, I was canoeing for awhile and they stuck me with this tiny middle school boy named jack, who threw a tantrum because he wanted to sit in the front of the canoe and steer. (He couldn't steer for shit and it took me a lot of effort to get us in the right direction) and this annoying af goth girl who dressed in fucking black everything, and platform-clog-looking boots Idk wtf they were but they looked uncomfortable as fuck. She sat in the middle of the canoe and complained the whole time about being uncomfortable sitting in safety position. (She had to, because with jacks shitty steering and the fact that the canoe was wobbling side to side the entire time, I couldn't provide much balance being in the back) Anywayyyys when we were coming up to shore jack stood up and toppled over and fell into the water.
I ditched goth girl and jack and left them with another group of kids and dicked around on my own and decided to get some food and sit around at the clearing. Everyone was using those grills outside, teachers were making hot dogs and shit, and then I hear this GOD AWFUL dead-cow-like singing. I turned and saw some classmates sitting around this tree. It's weeb, and three other kids. One was playing a guitaur and weeb was singing, terribly. I got a hot dog and left to go catch up with my group I left, because they were going hiking. Because that's what I do, I dick around the place and eat food.
When I was hiking jack was being a little bitch and was pissed off at me for letting him fall into the water and giving me shit for it. There was a low hanging bush branch and I moved it to get by and I "accidentally" let it swing back and hit him in the face.
There was this one kid who was sleeping in class, so the teacher decided to wake him up by throwing a pencil on him and the pencil came on his forehead, the next think I see is the guy standing up and spears the teacher WWE style right into the white board creating a huge fucking wall in it, never saw him ever since.
Alright lets seee... what else. Idk if I told this one already but its about goth girl. The first time I met her was before school when people were starting to come in. I was chilling in the IT room playing turbo dismount in-browser on one of the computers, she comes in and sits down at one of the computers rows infront of me, I could see what she was doing. She was on tumblr browsing pictures of people cutting themselves, and saving them to a folder. I didn't think much of it because for all I knew she could have been using it for a project and it wasn't much of my business, but then she goes and searches up pictures of vampires or some shit. I guess she saw me looking because she turned around and angrily said "WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!' I said "I mean, I didn't mean to stare it's just... uhh you should be careful searching that kindof stuff on school computers. They monitor it and stu-" *she cut me off* "IF ANYONE ASKS. SAY YOU SAW NOTHING." She left.
One of my buddies told me that apparently she believes in vampires and shit and she pretends to be an immortal vampire. He told me that he tried asking how old she was (idk the context of the conversation) but she told him "UHM EXCUSE YOU?! MY AGE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. NO ONE KNOWS MY REAL AGE. NOT EVEN DOCTORS!" It turns out, shes friends with the whiney fat hispanic girl I told about in that camping story, the insane one that tried to accuse me of beating her with tent poles.
[B][I]They wrote an anime fanfiction about their persona's and oc's together on a microsoft word document put on the school's public drop box folders. Me and my IT friend saved it onto our old emails and had a good laugh reading it, let me see if I can upload it somewhere it's a real cringefest. [/I][/B]
[editline]25th October 2015[/editline]
[B]Also bonus story![/B]
I was paid 5 dollars as a dare to photoshop this cringey monstrosity while a new future freshmen-to-be group was touring the IT room.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tqlHkSC.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Kierany9;48979616]Who the hell sees some pills on the ground and thinks that it's a good idea to take not one, not two, but three of them at once?[/QUOTE]
One day one of my friends at high school told asked me if I wanted a pill. Before he told what they did I had already taken two.
Never again.
I felt pretty dizzy and fell asleep.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;48984168]One day one of my friends at high school told asked me if I wanted a pill. Before he told what they did I had already taken two.
Never again.
I felt pretty dizzy and fell asleep.[/QUOTE]
Was it benadryl?
That shit will knock you out.
I got another story to tell, this is from when I was in Amsterdam with my tenth-grade.
So it started on a normal day, but somehow I was feeling different that day, maybe it was because Amsterdam was full of hot-looking guys. Anyhow we had to go to the Anne Frank museum, so we just went in a line of 2 and 2. The girl I got the accidentall squeeze on and I walked together, and I for some reason wanted to carry her bag. Once I started carrying it I carried it in an extremely feminin way, this resulted in many people thinking I was gay. I'm not gay though, I'm just really mysterious with my sexuality according to my openly-gay friend.
So at least I got that going for me if something were to happen.
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