• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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you're quite the oddball
You're also gay. Admit it.
[url]http://nosoulmcgee.bandcamp.com/releases[/url] There's a kid I'm in class with during 4th period. He made the song on that bandcamp. [B]He wont stop sending it to me. He keeps on telling me it's monkeycore.[/B]
This story might get a little :nsfw: so it's in spoiler tags [sp]So, in 3rd grade we took swimming lessons in physical education class, and since we had to change to our swimsuits we were temporarily nude in the change room. But, there was this one weird kid who would do some "sexy dance" and shake his nude ass at everybody in the change room. It was horrendous.[/sp] :scream:
I remember a few months ago, I wrote about a guy named Matt in my English 100 class. [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1449831&p=47492029#post47492029"]This Matt.[/URL] Well, he's in my Italian 101 class this time around and he's up to his usual clueless shit. As usual, he goes on near endless, run-on sentence rants that have little to nothing to do with what the professor is talking about. A notable example is when the professor had been telling a story about a trip he took to Venice as a teenager. Matt immediately chimes in while the guy is talking and says something about melting ice in Italy causing cities to flood. Not only did everyone in the class give him weird looks and snicker, the professor himself gave Matt a look that said "what in the everloving fuck are you talking about?" Going back to the last time I had Matt in a class, the last professor I shared with him was pretty tolerant about letting him speak in the hopes that he'd have something intelligent to say about the lesson. This guy on the other hand isn't having any of it, especially after realizing how long the rants will go for if you leave him to speak. Another notable example is when we were learning descriptive adjectives and the professor asked us to describe our ideal partner and had the guys and girls in the class collaborate and come up with two unified lists. The first thing Matt did was try to show the professor a Lil' Wayne music video, which instead of just jumping to a part in the video, he let the thing go for a good minute or so before the professor basically shrugged him off and told him to write something down on the board with the rest of us While all of the answers were pretty normal, Matt's ideal partner is apparently, and I quote, "A female dragon that knows how to have a fire conversation". It's also dawned on me that there's a pretty good chance that Matt knows jack shit about Italian. He apparently knows more about Spanish than Italian because every single time he goes to say something in Italian, his sentences are a bastard mix of Spanish and Italian. The professor had to spend a good five minutes trying to explain why the sentence he wrote in Spanish on the board didn't work as the answer to a question in Italian. I'm also under this impression after seeing the professor's face while grading Matt's paper. The dude's face pretty much just said "What the fuck is going on with this test?" When we got our tests back, the professor let out a huge sigh as he handed Matt back his test, who just stared it over for half a second with the same clueless look he usually had.
[QUOTE=Tsumugi;48975361]It was like the first weekend of summer vacation and a friend of mine was throwing a summer party in Roskilde. Me and some friends went out to it, and we had a great time. I also have a some very hot hips right? So I thought it would be fun to booty shake, next thing you know a guy tells me "he is better than most females" and "How do you get yourself to do this without being drunk?"[/QUOTE] I'm going to need proof on this one
So, we were holding presentations about different topics in English class, and this one kid and his group are holding a presentation on autism. The presentation went mostly fine, even though there were some hiccups from the other members of his group, which started to anger him quite a bit. However, the straw that broke the camels back was when one of the kids mispronounced "anxiety", which made him let out a very loud groan, then lashing out on the person, calling them stupid and generally bitching about it. The teacher tells him to calm down, but this just pisses him off even more, making him shout to the teacher, "No, YOU calm down!". Luckily he stopped after a few moments and returned to playing on his 3ds
[QUOTE=goosedude;48994413]So, we were holding presentations about different topics in English class, and this one kid and his group are holding a presentation on autism. The presentation went mostly fine, even though there were some hiccups from the other members of his group, which started to anger him quite a bit. However, the straw that broke the camels back was when one of the kids mispronounced "anxiety", which made him let out a very loud groan, then lashing out on the person, calling them stupid and generally bitching about it. The teacher tells him to calm down, but this just pisses him off even more, making him shout to the teacher, "No, YOU calm down!". Luckily he stopped after a few moments and returned to playing on his 3ds[/QUOTE] Takes me back all the way to högstadiet when you had class with clueless retards. Man I miss those days
[QUOTE=freaka;48994623]Takes me back all the way to högstadiet when you had class with clueless retards. Man I miss those days[/QUOTE] dude this is 1:an gymnasiet lmao
[QUOTE=goosedude;48994739]dude this is 1:an gymnasiet lmao[/QUOTE] oh thats even worse
Maybe not the most detailed story but my university organized a day trip to New Orleans a couple of weeks ago. I didn't know who I was going to be going with but holy shit some of the people on that trip I just never want to see again. I get on the charter bus and I find one of the few seats left with an additional spot. Right before we leave, a group of 3 composed of 2 girls that can only be described as tumblr personified (herein described as Blue and Blondie) along with Blondie's cousin (Travis) being the spitting image of Robert De Niro's character in Taxi Driver (except with an woodland bdu jacket). Blondie wouldn't shut up about her (proclaimed extremely loudly) lesbian crushes on fictional characters and gay shipping at bloody five thirty a.m. and the cousin was sitting next to me playing with a butterfly knife. Blue would mostly just sit back and loudly repeat or confirm what the Blondie just said. Occasionally Travis would curse, and Blondie and Blue would go apeshit on him (very loudly) even though they cursed up a storm reprimanding him (which I curse a lot but at least I'm not stupid about it) Oh and the smell of body odor coming from him made me absolutely fucking miserable from Alexandria to New Orleans. When we finally get to NOLA I ditched them as fast as I could hoping I wouldn't have to see them in the area around the WW2 Museum until we got back together to go to French Quarter. The general idea was to make groups and thankfully I found one that wanted nothing to do with them (because I wasn't the only one unhappy with them). I could hear them yelling about stupid bullshit in the museum most of the time we were in there, and we were the only peeps in their with wristbands so they made us look like fucking idiots. When it gets time to meetup to go to the French Quarter, Blondie and Travis drag up 15 minutes late and didn't realize that they had lost track of Blue (who was in their group the whole time supposedly). Then we had to wait for her to turn up after she was just chilling in the gift shop without a care in the world. When we finally get to French Quarter, I thankfully avoid seeing them from 2:30 to 7:00. But then when it came time to leave, they were the very last one ones on the bus about a good 30 minutes after we should have been leaving so we could get home before the next morning and so we could watch the LSU vs Florida game on the bus. Once they get on the bus, every one of them stinks of BO to high hell and again unceasingly talk about embarrassing shit that no one needs to hear. By this point I was getting the worst headache I have ever had in recent memory. And then Travis realizes he lost his aviator glasses somewhere and absolutely flips his shit at about 11 pm. I would have told the doctor running the thing about the playing around with the knife, but I was literally sprinting to my car when we got back. I would have been so glad to have never seen them again, but unfortunately when I was buying my cap and gown today I got suck behind the 2 girls buying about 30 dollars worth of snacks and trying and failing to do it on separate tickets at the same time. Still smelling extremely bad and talking about shit no one should be talking about in public.
I was sitting in a mostly empty hallway waiting for my next class working on some stuff when I get the most obnoxious girl talking to this guy I've ever heard. "Oh do you have a crush on me???" "Do you have a crush on this girl??" "Are you a virgin??" "Who do you like???" And questions of this sort for fucking 20 minutes straight. A reminder I go to college, not a fucking middle school. Thank god for headphones. [editline]secret editline message[/editline] When the pair finally left, me and the only other person left in the hallway had a laugh about how this girl needed to take the fucking hint that he wasn't into her. I mean goddamn not taking hints is a guy thing.
Okay. So during a study session today (which occupies a space on the subject timetable when a space is left open for subjects, or, in this case, study) I was sitting next to someone named L (not his real name). He kept hitting my head for no fucking reason whatsoever. And so I teased him whatever chance I got. So the teacher was calling the roll, as he got to mine, L mimicked the teacher who called out my name. But L sounded like he was having an orgasm while he said it. Then I was like, "mate why do you sound like you're having an orgasm, do you have feelings for me or something?" Everyone laughed. Except for L. He was fucking pissed off. So I pretended to touch his back (I didn't actually) because I knew it would get him mad. When he noticed, he overreacted. He got my books and chucked them in the bin. I just clapped. I didn't think he had the balls. And then he walked towards me with a puffer fish face (he looked like he wanted to knock me out), he literally just lightly tapped my head with his hand. So I was like, "oh... That hurt..." After that he got told off by the teacher. To be honest he always had something against me even though I don't talk to him. I have theorised that he has bi-polar since his mood changes with the drop of a coin. And so... Yeah. The end.
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;48999106]I just clapped. [/QUOTE] This little sentence in your story is funny, but it would have been way funnier if flagdog said you were American.
[QUOTE=SharkLordSata;48962839]I agree w/ you; nothing wrong w/ liking ponies ([B][I]hell, even I sort of like MLP, but I don't like the show itself, just the pony designs i guess?[/I][/B]) but if somebody legit faps to pony porn - especially of the "child" ponies like Scootaloo or w/e they're dead to me. :v:[/QUOTE] Nope, just nope.
In middle school (Grade 9) It was close to the end of the school year, last few minutes of the last class. I decided to go on my phone and browse the web. then this kid that is infamous for being really awkward (more than me.) Came up to me and asked a crap ton of off the wall questions. most of them weren't of relevance to me nor the class. He also spoke very weirdly. I asked him whats up. And he told me that he farted.. :goodjob: He also used to purposefully misspell everyone's names. I forgot to add that he became really emo in grade 10. But i haven't seen him since then.
This classmate of mine (in computer science master) is obsessed with memes. I usually go along with it because we get proper laughs out of it. A few weeks ago I held a presentation with him. While preparing the presentation, we messed around by placing pictures of John Cena everywhere. During the presentation I couldn't contain my laughter when I found out that this one little cena had not been removed from the title of one of the slides: [t]http://i.imgur.com/EMr9y6O.png[/t] :excited: He and I still talk about a specific presentation he held last year during a course on programming types. It was about privileges in functional languages. Another classmate and I were dying of laughter because he kept talking about "checking your privilege" and "write privilege", which sounded a lot like "white privilege". We were sitting right in front of him too, faces red as a tomato, tears rolling down our cheeks. He knew [I]exactly[/I] why we were laughing and had immense trouble containing his own laughter. Halfway the presentation he too couldn't hold it anymore and just burst out in laughter. The teachers didn't know what the fuck was going on and were seriously annoyed. We laughed for a solid half an hour after that presentation. Other classmates kept asking us what the fuck we were laughing about. We all laughed even more when the presenting dude walked out the room and said "[I]do you have ANY idea how DIFFICULT it is to present when to people in front of you are DYING of laughter!?[/I]". That day was glorious.
I feel like im posting a shit ton in this thread, but theres 1 more kid who I'm actually semi-friends with whos fucking wierd. First of all, this kid has social anxiety and probably autism, and I'll admit I feel bad for him, but he is the epitome of an irritating person We were in sex ed, and in the middle of the class while the teachers talking about some stupid irrelevant shit, he puts the sound of the dildo sucking from the grapefruit technique video on loop, and starts yelling "YEEES" in pink guys voice, while making a face that looked like [url=http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/742/sweetjesus.jpg]this[/url] (Sorry that its a meme, but its the most relatable face I could think of) He ends up getting sent out of class for obvious reasons, and while outside hes just fucking screaming at the door, hes not saying anything, hes just fucking screaming. He comes in after probably being grilled by our asshole teacher, sits back down, and shuts up for like 5 seconds before starting to make comments and awful jokes about everything the teacher is saying, and then during Q&A for the class, he asks the fucking teacher how long his dick is and if he "pleasures his m'lady" needless to say it didn't take long for him to get sent to the principles. This is probably the best story I have from him, most of the time hes just irritating, hes the type of person who'd tell you some inside joke that he has with another friend, and then expect it to be funny, or spew john cena, 9/11, or Call of Duty jokes with no context what-so-ever.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;49000171]Nope, just nope.[/QUOTE] what, is there something terribly awfully wrong about somebody kinda-liking a show??? :v:
Kindof... sortof...
Recently(well, a few years ago in 9th grade), some kid walked out of the bathroom laughing when I was waiting to go, and what did he say to me? "Lol dude, I just shit in the soap box!" I looked horrified. But then, some kid speeds right in front of me into the bathroom a few seconds later. What happened next is probably pretty obvious, he pissed and then went to wash his hands. But, I heard the sound of fresh shit coming out of the soap dispenser, then a gasp. The kid in the bathroom ran right out of the door with shit on his hands, screaming. That day was awful.
Some kid I knew back in highschool had a brother who was NUTS. One day during my lunch period he took all of clothes off and tried to take a shower in the bathroom sink
Not weird but my coworker was sweeping the floor behind me, and with each pass he said "I wanna go home and eat cookies" "weed cookies" "good weed cookies" "for sale"
So it was in 7th or 8th grade, we had two seperate classes because thats just how it is in Sweden. There was a new guy, lets call him Mit. Mit didn't go to our class, he went to the other one so we didn't meet him in class, but it was a small school so on breaks everyone just talked in the cafeteria. He didn't strike me as a normal kind of guy, he was tall, had long hair and sounded more like a girl than a guy, but he was nice everyone thought. I was a gamer back then so me and my friends just talked mostly about games mostly, but Mit didn't play anything, he liked horses and talked a lot about them. No one of us really liked horses but he was usually talking about them anyways until people told him they didn't care. One day we were waiting for the bus and Mit came and just sits on my friends lap, so my friend pushed him off and just told him to not do that, so then he pulled his hat over his face like this [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ucpMpVU.jpg[/IMG] and he starts screaming as loud as he can. Everyone just thinks hes kidding at this point, but then he tries to sit on my friends lap again and everyones like "thats gay" or "stop" but he didn't stop, he kept on doing it till the bus came. after that people quit talking to him and now hes like famous for riding horses and gets interviews and he talks about how he was bullied in school and people called him the "horse faggot" and the "pony boy" and seeing these interviews just makes me cringe because I just know he is lying about being picked on for no reason and was left out even though he was 'nice'. he was insufferable
[QUOTE=danjee;49005818]Not weird but my coworker was sweeping the floor behind me, and with each pass he said "I wanna go home and eat cookies" "weed cookies" "good weed cookies" "for sale"[/QUOTE] I think he was trying to sell you edibles... but in the weirdest way ever
A couple of days ago in my school's muck-up day, there was apparantly a guy who decided to show off his 'fetishes' to an entire class by showing it onto the projector (nearly every room in my school has projectors and a desktop in them). Since my school's made up of mostly normal people, everyone in the class ran out in horror at the sight of it
Someone in my History class asked the teacher "what were Hitler's fetishes?". When the teacher responded by saying she didn't know, the dude started laughing hysterically and was asking the teacher to say the words "anal masturbation ". Five seconds later, about 20 people shout "WHAT THE FXCK IS ANAL MASTURBATION!!!!!!" while I just buried my head in my textbook. And then the Head of Department walked in.
Some girl in my English class just asked if Edgar Alan Poe is still alive. Christ.
[QUOTE=arseman;49008865]Some girl in my English class just asked if Edgar Alan Poe is still alive. Christ.[/QUOTE] he's alive in our tell-tale hearts
Not a student but our history teacher today genuinely thought this piece from the [URL="https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Propaganda_Contest"]TF2 Propaganda Contest[/URL] was actually real WW1 propaganda. [t]https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/7COfGmrP29g1VzYojUgdZvL5zSQ=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/687952/pro_demoman_propaganda_poster_by_tanktaur-d2fi5ku.0.jpg[/t] Both hilarious and endearingly sincere at the same time.
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