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[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;49012169]Not a student but our history teacher today genuinely thought this piece from the [URL="https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Propaganda_Contest"]TF2 Propaganda Contest[/URL] was actually real WW1 propaganda. [t]https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/7COfGmrP29g1VzYojUgdZvL5zSQ=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/687952/pro_demoman_propaganda_poster_by_tanktaur-d2fi5ku.0.jpg[/t] Both hilarious and endearingly sincere at the same time.[/QUOTE] So did you tell him that what he was looking at was actually fanmade promotional art from a videogame or not?
[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;49012169]Not a student but our history teacher today genuinely thought this piece from the [URL="https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Propaganda_Contest"]TF2 Propaganda Contest[/URL] was actually real WW1 propaganda. [t]https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/7COfGmrP29g1VzYojUgdZvL5zSQ=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/687952/pro_demoman_propaganda_poster_by_tanktaur-d2fi5ku.0.jpg[/t] Both hilarious and endearingly sincere at the same time.[/QUOTE] Is your teacher russian television
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;49013017]When I was in 7th grade I had a friend named Cody who would always do stupid shit and would always get caught without failure. One day we were all in the bathroom during recess and for some reason he thought it was funny to pump all the soap out of the dispenser into the sink. One of the gym teachers walks into the bathroom at that very moment, sees the sink full of hand soap, looks at Cody and goes "Are you going to pay for all that?" Cody reaches into his pocket, pulls out his wallet, looks the teacher dead in the eyes and goes "Do you take Visa?" Cody got a referral :v:[/QUOTE] Savage as fuck.
[QUOTE=arseman;49008865]Some girl in my English class just asked if Edgar Alan Poe is still alive. Christ.[/QUOTE] I once heard a girl ask how to spell Asia. This was in middle-school in a social studies class, during a lesson about Asia.
Again not a student (atleast not in high school) but today we had the nextdoor elementary school kids come over to show off their Halloween costumes today. For a few minutes we had them come from one of the exits while we waited beside the lockers so they could move freely into the hallway and out the other exit. During the halfway mark, people started cheering for this one kid and out of the corner of my eye I see lights coming and shit. "Oh, it's probably going to be some cool robot" I was thinking to myself, even though I was holding off judgement until I had a clear look. Then, I finally seen it: the kid was wearing a fucking [B]Big Daddy costume.[/B] While it wasn't convention cosplay level stuff by any means, it was pretty well put together and stand completely out from all the Star Wars, superhero, and just plain generic stuff you usually see on Halloween. I really want to give credit to this kids parents especially.
I guess right now, I'm the weird kid in this situation. Basically, my highschool has a semi-retarded policy of not being allowed to bring bookbags to school before holidays/breaks (i.e. Halloween, Thanksgiving,etc.), in order to be "proactive" and prevent shit from happening. <I will admit this school does have it's problem students and stuff>. Anyways, because I'm a lazy fuck who didn't enjoy the thought of having to carry books in my arms while walking to/from school, especially since on the first day of the week, it was raining, so I decided to bring all of my books to school in a plastic garbage sack.
Alright here, another story from your pal, me. There was this physical IRL group of sjw's that became freshmen my senior year of school. It was absolutely terrible. I actually got in an argument with one of them. The others were either relatively chill with me or super bitter and angry towards me, I'll explain why. There was this one trans boy (female to male) already on hormones and had a deep-ish voice who was one of those morbidly obese people who completely bashed on anyone who was thinner than him. Well, the school had this big general-health related presentation and everyone was in the auditorium, the lady giving the presentation mentioned something about "this is why its important for you youth to start taking care of your bodies now, so that you can live long, healthy lives and prevent disease." After the presentation the lady was answering questions, he raised his hand and he didn't even ask any questions he was just straight up saying how she was "fat shaming" saying how fat people can be healthy and that fat should be accepted and all this stupid bullshit. Me and my buddies were snickering at this. This other trans student, C was a (female to male) pretty chill for the most part, dressed a little out there but wasn't atrocious, he wore those weird graphic tees from walmart. Like that cat one with the trippy bg. The only cringey thing he did was "identify as a dog" genuinely. I was supportive nonetheless despite how outrageous I thought his "identity" of being a dog was, but only because overall he was a pretty cool guy. His best friend, F was also relativley chill, she identified as a mushroom or something... but whatever. So there was Karen, Karen was this dangerously thin, lanky trans girl (male to female) already on hormones, her sense of fashion was that of an 8 year old girl from the 80's. She wore glitter skirts, tank tops from aeropostale, and this velvet textured green/purple long sleeve shirt. She smelled of musty old building, dust, and cat urine. Her hair was short, badly matted, fried, dead, and white-ish with strands of purple from bleaching it so much. And I truly felt sorry for her. I wasn't in any of her classes but I met her in a similar way to the way I met weeb, by a visit to the art room. Basically I drew this really funny thing on the board and she started talking to me, we had a basic quick conversation and I saw she was drawing something on her shoes. I genuinely liked her shoes so I said "I like your shoes, that's cool that you're drawing on them." and I guess she took that as an attack because she said "YEAH THANKS FOR THE FAKE ASS COMPLIMENT BITCH" I was completely confused, I've never been one to give fake compliments, so I said "I'm sorry I didn't mean for that to come out as fake! I actually genuinely liked what you were doing with your shoes." she said (aggressively) "YEAH WELL, SORRY. I'M JUST ON MY PERIOD." I wanted to laugh really badly. There's no way she's got a functioning vagina that has a period. Even if she had surgery there's no way they can recreate the natural female menstrual cycle. It irritated me that she was even using that as an excuse to be a bitch to me. I called her out on it "Look there's no way you can possibly have a period. Don't use that as an excuse." She called me "transphobic" and I said "Woa what the actual fuck are you gonna pull the minority card on me? Because sweetheart I'm a minority too, I'm a lesbian." [B][I]her response???[/I][/B] [I]"You don't even look like a lesbian you fucking cunt."[/I] :what: :huh:
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49016838]Alright here, another story from your pal, me. There was this physical IRL group of sjw's that became freshmen my senior year of school. It was absolutely terrible. I actually got in an argument with one of them. The others were either relatively chill with me or super bitter and angry towards me, I'll explain why. There was this one trans boy (female to male) already on hormones and had a deep-ish voice who was one of those morbidly obese people who completely bashed on anyone who was thinner than him. Well, the school had this big general-health related presentation and everyone was in the auditorium, the lady giving the presentation mentioned something about "this is why its important for you youth to start taking care of your bodies now, so that you can live long, healthy lives and prevent disease." After the presentation the lady was answering questions, he raised his hand and he didn't even ask any questions he was just straight up saying how she was "fat shaming" saying how fat people can be healthy and that fat should be accepted and all this stupid bullshit. Me and my buddies were snickering at this. This other trans student, C was a (female to male) pretty chill for the most part, dressed a little out there but wasn't atrocious, he wore those weird graphic tees from walmart. Like that cat one with the trippy bg. The only cringey thing he did was "identify as a dog" genuinely. I was supportive nonetheless despite how outrageous I thought his "identity" of being a dog was, but only because overall he was a pretty cool guy. His best friend, F was also relativley chill, she identified as a mushroom or something... but whatever. So there was Karen, Karen was this dangerously thin, lanky trans girl (male to female) already on hormones, her sense of fashion was that of an 8 year old girl from the 80's. She wore glitter skirts, tank tops from aeropostale, and this velvet textured green/purple long sleeve shirt. She smelled of musty old building, dust, and cat urine. Her hair was short, badly matted, fried, dead, and white-ish with strands of purple from bleaching it so much. And I truly felt sorry for her. I wasn't in any of her classes but I met her in a similar way to the way I met weeb, by a visit to the art room. Basically I drew this really funny thing on the board and she started talking to me, we had a basic quick conversation and I saw she was drawing something on her shoes. I genuinely liked her shoes so I said "I like your shoes, that's cool that you're drawing on them." and I guess she took that as an attack because she said "YEAH THANKS FOR THE FAKE ASS COMPLIMENT BITCH" I was completely confused, I've never been one to give fake compliments, so I said "I'm sorry I didn't mean for that to come out as fake! I actually genuinely liked what you were doing with your shoes." she said (aggressively) "YEAH WELL, SORRY. I'M JUST ON MY PERIOD." I wanted to laugh really badly. There's no way she's got a functioning vagina that has a period. Even if she had surgery there's no way they can recreate the natural female menstrual cycle. It irritated me that she was even using that as an excuse to be a bitch to me. I called her out on it "Look there's no way you can possibly have a period. Don't use that as an excuse." She called me "transphobic" and I said "Woa what the actual fuck are you gonna pull the minority card on me? Because sweetheart I'm a minority too, I'm a lesbian." [B][I]her response???[/I][/B] [I]"You don't even look like a lesbian you fucking cunt."[/I] :what: :huh:[/QUOTE] I have never met any transperson with a persecution complex. Most of them are pretty open about talking about it. I have a term for people that do it only to have a card to pull transtrenders I have only seen them on the internet though.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49016980]I have never met any transperson with a persecution complex. Most of them are pretty open about talking about it. I have a term for people that do it only to have a card to pull transtrenders I have only seen them on the internet though.[/QUOTE] They're real and they're coming. I'm afraid that they'll actually become a majority and then progress will be so thwarted back if mentally unstable people start to kill off the stable. [editline]30th October 2015[/editline] I worded that ENTIRELY wrong. I don't mean transpeople. They aren't an issue, its the people who pretend to be or just the extremist sjw's that associate themselves with the LGBTQ people.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49016838]Alright here, another story from your pal, me. There was this physical IRL group of sjw's that became freshmen my senior year of school. It was absolutely terrible. I actually got in an argument with one of them. The others were either relatively chill with me or super bitter and angry towards me, I'll explain why. There was this one trans boy (female to male) already on hormones and had a deep-ish voice who was one of those morbidly obese people who completely bashed on anyone who was thinner than him. Well, the school had this big general-health related presentation and everyone was in the auditorium, the lady giving the presentation mentioned something about "this is why its important for you youth to start taking care of your bodies now, so that you can live long, healthy lives and prevent disease." After the presentation the lady was answering questions, he raised his hand and he didn't even ask any questions he was just straight up saying how she was "fat shaming" saying how fat people can be healthy and that fat should be accepted and all this stupid bullshit. Me and my buddies were snickering at this. This other trans student, C was a (female to male) pretty chill for the most part, dressed a little out there but wasn't atrocious, he wore those weird graphic tees from walmart. Like that cat one with the trippy bg. The only cringey thing he did was "identify as a dog" genuinely. I was supportive nonetheless despite how outrageous I thought his "identity" of being a dog was, but only because overall he was a pretty cool guy. His best friend, F was also relativley chill, she identified as a mushroom or something... but whatever. So there was Karen, Karen was this dangerously thin, lanky trans girl (male to female) already on hormones, her sense of fashion was that of an 8 year old girl from the 80's. She wore glitter skirts, tank tops from aeropostale, and this velvet textured green/purple long sleeve shirt. She smelled of musty old building, dust, and cat urine. Her hair was short, badly matted, fried, dead, and white-ish with strands of purple from bleaching it so much. And I truly felt sorry for her. I wasn't in any of her classes but I met her in a similar way to the way I met weeb, by a visit to the art room. Basically I drew this really funny thing on the board and she started talking to me, we had a basic quick conversation and I saw she was drawing something on her shoes. I genuinely liked her shoes so I said "I like your shoes, that's cool that you're drawing on them." and I guess she took that as an attack because she said "YEAH THANKS FOR THE FAKE ASS COMPLIMENT BITCH" I was completely confused, I've never been one to give fake compliments, so I said "I'm sorry I didn't mean for that to come out as fake! I actually genuinely liked what you were doing with your shoes." she said (aggressively) "YEAH WELL, SORRY. I'M JUST ON MY PERIOD." I wanted to laugh really badly. There's no way she's got a functioning vagina that has a period. Even if she had surgery there's no way they can recreate the natural female menstrual cycle. It irritated me that she was even using that as an excuse to be a bitch to me. I called her out on it "Look there's no way you can possibly have a period. Don't use that as an excuse." She called me "transphobic" and I said "Woa what the actual fuck are you gonna pull the minority card on me? Because sweetheart I'm a minority too, I'm a lesbian." [B][I]her response???[/I][/B] [I]"You don't even look like a lesbian you fucking cunt."[/I] :what: :huh:[/QUOTE] the modern day fat albert style gang
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49017026]They're real and they're coming. I'm afraid that they'll actually become a majority and then progress will be so thwarted back if mentally unstable people start to kill off the stable. [editline]30th October 2015[/editline] I worded that ENTIRELY wrong. I don't mean transpeople. They aren't an issue, its the people who pretend to be or just the extremist sjw's that associate themselves with the LGBTQ people.[/QUOTE] I wonder if I've been out of touch with the civilian world so much but I have only ever met one trans person in my life. I'll probably never understand it. Anyways, on topic. Got plenty of weird ones at work, such as the ol' "squad", identified by using brand names as adjectives. One uses "Versace", another uses "Gucci", etc. One said he was saving up to buy rims for his car. I asked how much and he said 1800USD per wheel, which blew my mind because that's just 200 less than I paid for my whole car and he makes the same nothing salary I do. They're not bad guys, just a little strange. Don't have any good stories about the true weird fuckers, most of those memories are repressed immediately.
I recently started studying at a business academy and oh boy, do the computer science people act weird in social situations. First week we had this presentation regarding study methods and general tips & tricks to remembering stuff. We were grouped in similar classes, so I had the joy of experiencing the computer science thought processes first hand. The presentation guy was doing a great job keeping us engaged by asking us rhetorical questions to get to points etc. This led to some of the CS guys thinking it was alright to engage in conversations with the presentation guy in the middle of a sentence. Later we were all given a large list of words to remember in 30 secs and then write down in another 30 secs. After the exercise, the presentation guy explained to us why almost every person had remembered certain words: "Most of you have remembered 'chili-chocolate sauce' because it makes you think 'that sure is a weird combination of food'" and then this one CS interrupted: "well actually using chili in chocolate is a common practice, and most highly respected chefs makes use of it" in the most pretentious and pompous manner. The presentation guy stood there for roughly 5 seconds, silently trying to figure out if this guy was being serious. Not all Computer science guys are that weird though. 2 days ago, all 1st semester classes were mixed up in teams for an innovation project were we had to make an idea that could promote a new MINI Cooper model. We were told to go grab lego bricks, papercraft stuff, rubberbands etc. And use the items to build a concept model of our individual ideas, to then present them to our team. We all went to go build our ideas except for the one CS guy in our team. I assumed that he thought it was childish and that he'd rather sit in silence, so we just let him and went on with the exercise. When it came to presenting our ideas, we all showed our stabilized cupholders, sliding doors etc. When everyone except mr. CS had shown their ideas, he pulled out an A3 sheet with a detailed yet manageable overview of a smartphone app that contained realistic and innovative tools which in theory could help the user save money and gas. We went with his idea but he stayed quiet and rarely said anything. When he did say something, it was extremely useful and to the point. He's pretty cool.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49016838]crazy story[/QUOTE] Jesus christ where do you go to school? Okay, content Just yesterday a girl asked if Australia was in Africa.
[QUOTE=MyBumBum;49018836]Jesus christ where do you go to school? Okay, content Just yesterday a girl asked if Australia was in Africa.[/QUOTE] I went to two different high schools. One was a normal vocational trade school where I studied graphic arts... and the other was a middle school/highschool combined into one, it also had a large sped-ed population that had some of the "higher functioning" students mixed into some of the normal kids classes. (About 1/4th of the student body consisted of people with problems rangeing from autism, to full blown insanity, many of them were middle schoolers) Actually I don't think I've told any stories from my vocational school. All of these were from the school I spent junior/senior year at. Fuck I've got loads more stories guys!
[QUOTE=MyBumBum;49018836] Just yesterday a girl asked if Australia was in Africa.[/QUOTE] Can confirm, I rode my cassowary to Zimbabwe yesterday.
TL;DR. Forced to sit in a confined space with a kid who reeked of absolute death. Misery con sues. In middle school, I went to some school that would pick up kids in regional areas with a van, and a school bus for kids on easy routes. In the mornings when these vans would pick kids up, everyone was tired, kept to themselves for a majority of the ride, generally just relaxing and keeping quiet on the ride there, there was no tension and usually we would start being talkative on the last few minutes to school or when we would get off the vans. Well this kid that was a few grades behind us was scheduled to be put onto our vans from then on. Fat kid named James, poor guy lived in a trashy trailer house out in the country, litter and an old couch was sitting out on his lawn along with what appeared to be a malnourished pooch sitting on the deck of his house, it looked all scraggly and was missing fur. This kid would get onto our van reeking like days old dog piss mixed with cigarettes and axe body spray PLUS some other mixture of horrible cologne mixed and brewed together in this horrible abomination of an aroma. For the entirety of that half hour ride, the entire tiny cramped van smelled and REEKED of that stench that was emanating from that kid. I had never had to go for so long without breathing in my entire life, I would even put the sleeve of my jacket/hoodie/shirt up to my mouth just to filter for some clean air after a few minutes of nearly choking to death on not having air, and the sensation of that horrible stench still managing to burn my nostrils and eyes. We didn't want to make the kid feel awkward by mentioning this to him on the ride there, but good lord man. Me and my friend who was lucky enough to ride front seat both got out and just gasped for air after we arrived to school, and she even threw me a quick deathly-stare and this wide frown, darting her eyes at kid and then me afterwards while we were riding the van still. I nodded, we were horribly aware of this kid's stench through that silent exchangement alone. Moral of the story, take a fucking shower.
He probably didn't have running water.
[QUOTE=Nillor;49018461]I recently started studying at a business academy and oh boy, do the computer science people act weird in social situations. First week we had this presentation regarding study methods and general tips & tricks to remembering stuff. We were grouped in similar classes, so I had the joy of experiencing the computer science thought processes first hand. The presentation guy was doing a great job keeping us engaged by asking us rhetorical questions to get to points etc. This led to some of the CS guys thinking it was alright to engage in conversations with the presentation guy in the middle of a sentence. Later we were all given a large list of words to remember in 30 secs and then write down in another 30 secs. After the exercise, the presentation guy explained to us why almost every person had remembered certain words: "Most of you have remembered 'chili-chocolate sauce' because it makes you think 'that sure is a weird combination of food'" and then this one CS interrupted: "well actually using chili in chocolate is a common practice, and most highly respected chefs makes use of it" in the most pretentious and pompous manner. The presentation guy stood there for roughly 5 seconds, silently trying to figure out if this guy was being serious.[/QUOTE] I cant help but think there wasnt anything particularly wrong with either of those two things. Chilli really is used very often with chocolate btw
[QUOTE=Zarjk;49019255]He probably didn't have running water.[/QUOTE] Which is sad because that may as well been the case. I felt bad for the guy back then and I still do now. I didn't want to be the one to ever address it to him the way he smelled because he was probably already well aware of it, didn't want to make a situation worse.
[QUOTE=WhyNott;49019690]I cant help but think there wasnt anything particularly wrong with either of those two things. Chilli really is used very often with chocolate btw[/QUOTE] Everyone knew that, and it wasn't the point of the exercise. He sounded like he genuinely believed he was the only person in the room who knew about chili chocolate, and that he was enlightening us plebeians. I wish I could remember exactly what the CS people said when they interrupted. All I remember was that they were ready to go on long explanations about stuff that didn't have anything to do with the presentation. Some were also whining about the rules being unfair when doing badly in exercises which we were supposed to do badly, to prove a point and reveal the trick to being more efficient. My point is: They could work on their situational awareness
Ok so this happened like yesterday, was at a party with a girl I dig, and some friends. So we actually got too early to the party. So we go to the local store, get some booze and drink that shit. Then we went back to the party when there were more people right? So this school is a science school so no one really danced, the only ones that did were me and my friends. So some time passes and everyone are dancing now, a girl begins shaking her hips, then I begin shaking my hips. One girl then says to me "I bet you can't grind on a boy". I was like "don't tempt me" so I did, some time later a guy walks up to me and says "you should take it easy, not everyone is gay" and I'm just like "But I'm not gay". Why do people always think that
[QUOTE=Tsumugi;49023465]Ok so this happened like yesterday, was at a party with a girl I dig, and some friends. So we actually got too early to the party. So we go to the local store, get some booze and drink that shit. Then we went back to the party when there were more people right? So this school is a science school so no one really danced, the only ones that did were me and my friends. So some time passes and everyone are dancing now, a girl begins shaking her hips, then I begin shaking my hips. One girl then says to me "I bet you can't grind on a boy". I was like "don't tempt me" so I did, some time later a guy walks up to me and says "you should take it easy, not everyone is gay" and I'm just like "But I'm not gay". Why do people always think that[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yH5Hn.png[/IMG] even the character you named your facepunch account after is gay
[B]Andy[/B] Every time I see him, he's either wearing a suit or at least dress clothes. This halloween he just put on a nicer suit and had a briefcase. He also wears a fedora. We're seniors in highschool, I don't know who puts that much effort in.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;49025796][B]Andy[/B] Every time I see him, he's either wearing a suit or at least dress clothes. This halloween he just put on a nicer suit and had a briefcase. He also wears a fedora. We're seniors in highschool, I don't know who puts that much effort in.[/QUOTE] Haha, what a coincidence. I knew a guy with the same name and same gimmick, minus the fedora.
Maybe it's something about the name Andy.
At my school everybody is in on satirical racist humor, though of course we do have some that are genuinely racist but this isn't about them. You have guys going up to each other doing redneck voices saying things like "Hey Billy lets go kill some dirty jiggaboos!" for the person to reply with "Hell yeah bobby!"or something like that. We don't have many blacks in my school but for the ones we [I]do[/I] have are in on this joke too and it's great. Anyway, me and some friends found out about some sjw's in my school and we decided to have them argue with us when we don't even mean it. Again, satirically, we go up to them and say some of the most stupid things we can think of just to piss them off and act purposely ignorant saying general, things like "Holy fucking shit I hate minorites" or some of even the overweight kids would say "Fat people should go kill themselves like the degenerates they are" They can go on the entire class period and it's fantastic. Again I say, this is all satire and it's purely to piss the social justice people off. Nobody means anything when we say this kind of shit.
I remember back in my sophomore year of high school there was this girl who had an extreme obsession with a character from some anime. She was in the anime club and everybody knew of her crazy shit but this girl took her crazy shit to a whole new level. One day some of my friends shown me pics that the girl was posting on FaceBook and it was pics of her arm that had the name of the character carved into her skin.I can't remember what happened to her after that.
Ok so, moreso a "funny" story than a weird one. For awhile I interned as a teacher's aid at an elementary/preschool. For confidentiality reasons I cannot say the kid's names, but I can tell the stories. The kids were eating snack and I overhear a conversation between these two kids, one was eating zucchini and I guess the other really wanted to try some. Kid 1 "Hey *insert name of kid here* Can I have some oo-keen-ee?" Kid 2 "It's not OOKEENEY! IT'S ZU-KEENEE! Get it right!" Kid 1 "Can I try some?" Kid 2 "Yea!" *Kid 1 eats a piece of zucchini and then spits it out in his hand* Kid 1 "Ew. I don't like it!" *Kid 1 walks up to me and hands me the chewed up zucchini and didn't give me time to get a paper towel or anything so I just had straight up zucchini and spit in my hand.* Me: (trying to be friendly about it because the kid was like, 5 he didn't know any better) "You should have spit it out in the trash if you didn't like it." He walked off and tried another piece of zucchini.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;49025796][B]Andy[/B] Every time I see him, he's either wearing a suit or at least dress clothes. This halloween he just put on a nicer suit and had a briefcase. He also wears a fedora. We're seniors in highschool, I don't know who puts that much effort in.[/QUOTE] hey nothing wrong with wanting to look good at least he's (im assuming) wearing the fedora properly, none of this cargo shorts and three wolf moon tshirts
[QUOTE=Vaught;49034671]hey nothing wrong with wanting to look good at least he's (im assuming) wearing the fedora properly, none of this cargo shorts and three wolf moon tshirts[/QUOTE] I'll ask him to take a picture with me.
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