• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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My friend who is usually a weird guy jumped out the window during math today. Our class is on the first floor of the school though, so all that really happened was a awkward phone call to the office from my teacher. [QUOTE]Yeah uhh, one of my students kinda jumped out the window.[/QUOTE]
Someone climbed onto a roof at my school and jumped off because they wanted attention. Should have mentioned that it was the roof of the caretaker's small tool shed.
one of the really fucking weird kids in my c++ "class" showed up with no shoes or socks, a gameboy advance, a winter coat/hat/goggles and played minecraft on his laptop the teacher didn't contest him and i don't think anyone else did for the rest of the day
I walked past 2 people having a 'strangling contest' yesterday. One of them tripped over a trash can and got covered in food scraps and rubbish.
[QUOTE=gottifour;49035166]one of the really fucking weird kids in my c++ "class" showed up with no shoes or socks, a gameboy advance, a winter coat/hat/goggles and played minecraft on his laptop the teacher didn't contest him and i don't think anyone else did for the rest of the day[/QUOTE] All my tech classes always had weird people, worst was prolly the dude who looked at pony porn in class. Never got in trouble for it, even though our teacher sat at the front and checked our screens all the time. I guess it might have been a situation of "....how do i even bring up this topic?"
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49034636]Ok so, moreso a "funny" story than a weird one. For awhile I interned as a teacher's aid at an elementary/preschool. For confidentiality reasons I cannot say the kid's names, but I can tell the stories. The kids were eating snack and I overhear a conversation between these two kids, one was eating zucchini and I guess the other really wanted to try some. Kid 1 "Hey *insert name of kid here* Can I have some oo-keen-ee?" Kid 2 "It's not OOKEENEY! IT'S ZU-KEENEE! Get it right!" Kid 1 "Can I try some?" Kid 2 "Yea!" *Kid 1 eats a piece of zucchini and then spits it out in his hand* Kid 1 "Ew. I don't like it!" *Kid 1 walks up to me and hands me the chewed up zucchini and didn't give me time to get a paper towel or anything so I just had straight up zucchini and spit in my hand.* Me: (trying to be friendly about it because the kid was like, 5 he didn't know any better) "You should have spit it out in the trash if you didn't like it." He walked off and tried another piece of zucchini.[/QUOTE] when i was volunteering at an elementary school teaching kids about STEM i saw a kid on the computer drawing the awesome face in paint like damn i knew about that in elementary school too. i'm fucking old now.
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[QUOTE=DavidCameron;49042386]My friend filled the staff room biscuit tin with laxatives in biscuits and benydrl in brownies. My maths teacher (who was a greedy fuck) got knocked out as he was grabbing calculators and when we tried pulling him to stop him getting hurt he shit all down his legs. He was wearing shorts.[/QUOTE] that's not funny illegal too
[QUOTE=DavidCameron;49042386]My friend filled the staff room biscuit tin with laxatives in biscuits and benydrl in brownies. My maths teacher (who was a greedy fuck) got knocked out as he was grabbing calculators and when we tried pulling him to stop him getting hurt he shit all down his legs. He was wearing shorts.[/QUOTE] Uh what the fuck. You could have killed him. ESP with the benadryl. People have died of overdoses on that stuff.
[QUOTE=DavidCameron;49042386]My friend filled the staff room biscuit tin with laxatives in biscuits and benydrl in brownies. My maths teacher (who was a greedy fuck) got knocked out as he was grabbing calculators and when we tried pulling him to stop him getting hurt he shit all down his legs. He was wearing shorts.[/QUOTE] what the fuck??? he could have fucking died
You'd need ALOT of DPH(active ingredient in benadryl) to OD on benadryl. Still not a smart thing to do. It's a deliriant at high doses and is not cool to do to someone at all
[QUOTE=DavidCameron;49042386]My friend filled the staff room biscuit tin with laxatives in biscuits and benydrl in brownies. My maths teacher (who was a greedy fuck) got knocked out as he was grabbing calculators and when we tried pulling him to stop him getting hurt he shit all down his legs. He was wearing shorts.[/QUOTE] Hahah! I once swapped my science teacher's nitro pills he kept in his desk in case he ever had a heart attack in the middle of class for sugar pills and I watched him keel over and die while trying to eat sugar like an idiot! He had no idea!
[QUOTE=haloguy234;49043834]Hahah! I once swapped my science teacher's nitro pills he kept in his desk in case he ever had a heart attack in the middle of class for sugar pills and I watched him keel over and die while trying to eat sugar like an idiot! He had no idea![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=IJNOMED;49043608]Uh what the fuck. You could have killed him. ESP with the benadryl. People have died of overdoses on that stuff.[/QUOTE] Y'all do realize that it wasn't the poster that did it, but his friend right? That is, assuming the poster only found out that his friend did it post lacing or something. If the poster knew the friend was going to do it pre lacing, or was in on it, the poster did something wrong. Unless the poster is trying to cover himself up with the "My friend did it" thing when it was really him, but I'd give him the benefit of the doubt.
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;48950789]Back in high school, during one of my last years, I saw this obviously autistic freshman who, typically, was absolutely obsessed with Pokémon, would never shut the fuck up about it, and was generally socially obnoxious. The fact he had the tendency to screech incoherently for no apparent reason or purpose didn't help. Now, I'm studying Media Design, I'm in my last year, and he is now a first year student here. He seems to have gotten worse, making animal noises (along with this other girl who also very likely has some condition) during class or making deafeningly loud high-pitched wailing noises. Whenever someone, usually the teacher, starts talking to him or taps him on the shoulder to talk to him, he overdramatically pretends to be startled, screech and all. When asked why he does this he responds "I have a bad/guilty conscience". Furthermore, he randomly exclaims "KURWA" loudly (he is not Polish so he probably picked it up from online gaming or Polandball) even when nothing prompts it. I'm not gonna bother them as while they are extremely annoying they're not doing anything wrong or hurting anyone, but classmates are getting increasingly irritated. This should be quite the show.[/QUOTE] This guy randomly exclaimed "BALLSAUCE" in class just now. What.
There's this kid in some of my classes who just sits in the corner wearing headphones and mumbling to himself about Sonic. That's literally all he does, all class, every class.
Yeah, I forgot to mention a lot of my "friends" ended up being arrested. I didn't mean it as funny I just really thought this thread was about weird kids in school. I snipped the post so no one has to read it. I had no part in it apart from trying to move him to stop him hurting himself.
So I have a story about the kid who made the post I shared [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1488736&p=49047893&viewfull=1#post49047893"]here[/URL]. Back during Middle School, that fucker was coddled as shit. Staff basically let him do whatever the fuck he wanted because he was in the Special Needs program, except he was really just a fucking asshole who ended up showing Sex Ed. handouts to 1st graders on the bus, and a lot of other stuff. But the best story comes from High School. We ended up being in the same Freshman Unit. Each Unit had a set of core teachers, each of those core teachers covered a part of the curriculum, and for your core classes you'd only have people from the same unit. So we ended up being in the same history class together, and nearly every day our teacher would just end up telling him to shut up, because they didn't like dealing with his shit in high-school. He even ended up having like 3 different aides during the whole year, because they kept getting fed up with him. So one day my History teacher had a meeting she had to attend, so the guy who would be my English teacher the next year had to step in. Background on my English teacher: Tall, funny, and wasn't really prone to anger or violence. So the kid (we'll call him Richard) was especially annoying that day, but Mr. L. didn't get visibly mad or anything. Fast-forward to the next year (He was either kicked out, or left the school on his own accord after a month of our Sophomore year no one is entirely sure). So I'm sitting in Mr. L's English class one day, and he starts telling a story. He tells a lot of stories, but this one was different because it was about the year prior. It was actually about the day he had to sit in for my teacher. He goes "You know, there was always this one kid that Mrs. B (the history teacher) always went on about and said was fairly annoying, and I never really understood why. After 45 minutes with this kid I wanted to slam him up against a wall for not shutting up, and I finally understood where her frustrations came from". Again, Mr. L was far from violent, so that was a shock but I completely understood why.
[QUOTE=bdd458;49047995]So I have a story about the kid who made the post I shared [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1488736&p=49047893&viewfull=1#post49047893"]here[/URL]. Back during Middle School, that fucker was coddled as shit. Staff basically let him do whatever the fuck he wanted because he was in the Special Needs program, except he was really just a fucking asshole who ended up showing Sex Ed. handouts to 1st graders on the bus, and a lot of other stuff. But the best story comes from High School. We ended up being in the same Freshman Unit. Each Unit had a set of core teachers, each of those core teachers covered a part of the curriculum, and for your core classes you'd only have people from the same unit. So we ended up being in the same history class together, and nearly every day our teacher would just end up telling him to shut up, because they didn't like dealing with his shit in high-school. He even ended up having like 3 different aides during the whole year, because they kept getting fed up with him. So one day my History teacher had a meeting she had to attend, so the guy who would be my English teacher the next year had to step in. Background on my English teacher: Tall, funny, and wasn't really prone to anger or violence. So the kid (we'll call him Richard) was especially annoying that day, but Mr. L. didn't get visibly mad or anything. Fast-forward to the next year (He was either kicked out, or left the school on his own accord after a month of our Sophomore year no one is entirely sure). So I'm sitting in Mr. L's English class one day, and he starts telling a story. He tells a lot of stories, but this one was different because it was about the year prior. It was actually about the day he had to sit in for my teacher. He goes "You know, there was always this one kid that Mrs. B (the history teacher) always went on about and said was fairly annoying, and I never really understood why. After 45 minutes with this kid I wanted to slam him up against a wall for not shutting up, and I finally understood where her frustrations came from". Again, Mr. L was far from violent, so that was a shock but I completely understood why.[/QUOTE] You're leaving us with a cliffhanger, man. Was he the bold and beautiful?
[QUOTE=coolmzn222;49046120]There's this kid in some of my classes who just sits in the corner wearing headphones and mumbling to himself about Sonic. That's literally all he does, all class, every class.[/QUOTE] I bet he listens to this all day. [video=youtube;hU7EHKFNMQg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg[/video]
One of my idiot friends was throwing stones at cars over halloween, and playing cops and robbers, except with actual cops. You can tell this kid is gonna go far in life.
Well, after lurking and reading this thread for some time, I finally have a story of my own. Today (11/4/15) I was in English class and went to the bathroom. I didn't need to go that badly but I figured I might as well wash my hands at least. As soon as I pushed open the men's room door, I heard speaking. I figured it's just two kids chatting so I went about my business and headed to the sink. The speaking continued, and I quickly noticed that there was only one other person in here. What I was hearing was a one-way conversation with nobody else in the room except for me. I turn on the faucet and peer across the rows of sink mirrors just to calculate which stall he was in. What I was then greeted with was a student with [B]his pants and underwear around his ankles[/B] peering out the side of the stall, not even facing the toilet, still continuing this conversation with [I]nobody.[/I] My eyes caught a clear view of the side of his crotch (luckily I didn't see anything too private) and his creepily stern unblinking eyes that stared me dead in the face through the reflection. A million alarms went off in my head as I turned off the faucet and [I]walked as fast as I could[/I] back to class. I didn't even try to reach for the soap dispenser as it was in his line of sight, and I felt he would somehow be set off if I touched it. At first I figured that he was a special needs student, but from what I've seen, special needs kids have some sort of "caretaker" that escorts them to the bathroom and stands outside the door in case they need assistance. But there was nobody outside this restroom except a custodian waiting for the restroom to clear out so she could clean it. I had to contain my laughter for the rest of the class. One of my classmates asked me what was up after dismissal, and all I could say was "I saw something remarkable in the bathroom today."
[B]Andy[/B] Wasn't in dress clothes today, shocker.
This summer I went to a place for lonely young adults, there were three spergs who acted like they were stoned and laughed like mad at my doom memes and then there was this girl who acted and looked like a god damn anime chick. I am never going to any of these programs again.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49050556]This summer I went to a place for lonely young adults[/QUOTE] My first thought is a bar in the middle of the day but I am guessing you did not go to a bar that had three spergs and a weeaboo.
There is a large group of kids who lie on top of each other and essentially smear food between their lips for about 2 hours in one corner of the building. It looks almost like hardcore sex but with clothes on, sound and all. The worst part is that I have to partially supervise them later in the day, when they lose interest of the task at hand and start talking about cringeworthy topics and sticking to each other once again. The worst part of this entire situation is that they are incredibly clingy, sweaty, disgusting, rude, and socially inept, which makes me want to drive a pick through my skull sometimes. A couple of them are morbidly obese and hug everyone, whether they want to be hugged or not. They also do kind and considerate things like take our stock and cut it to pieces to make an MLP sculpture. Or rant about republicans and australians [???] after the other 50 odd people make it clear that they should shut up. Or dump so much litter on the front door of the building {where they usually go through the motions} that the ground is almost impossible to see. It feels like dealing with a group of the most exaggurated stereotype in existance, and I've frankly had enough. Mentoring is hard enough as it is without dealing with inane levels of stupidity. Here's a runthrough of some of the weirdest in the cast: -1 normal dude who looks like a nice person. I have absolutely no idea why he hangs around them, he certainly never looks happy around them, but the only answer he gave me when I asked was "They are my friends". -A rather fat girl who is the selfmade leader. Extremely condescending to anyone and everyone, even her own group of friends. -Someone who tries very hard to be an algamation of every gamer girl stereotype in existance and tries to woo fucking grown men with memes. -A very dirty looking kid who tries to find weed constantly. -A skater stereotype who carries his ps4 with no controller around with him. -A self professed programming genius who proclaimed how he could hack all the 'srvrs' in the room if only he knew the password. Talks about "My S-K-L Libraries" [according to him it was developed in spain]. Did I mention that he loves Spain? Usually the instigator of xenophobic and political arguments. Thinks stormfront is a real website. Is somehow also a self confessed pickup artist. He looks like a boiled sausage with horribly kept long stringy hair and an inescapable odor. -A really short squeaky kid who keeps trying to sound like a hearty middleaged lumberjack. I have stories if anyone is interested.
Okay. So one time during history class we were watching the film "Hotel Rwanda," and the sound for the film wasn't working, so the teacher decided to get a cable that connected the audio from the laptop to TV. The film was at the part where Paul (the main character) was at the Hutu Militia base temporarily. So all we could see was one black guy (one of the militia) smiling while speaking, and the other (Paul) trying to crack a smile even though he was intimidated. Anyway, this is the best part. My mate Oliver decided to do some dubbing while the film was playing. He interpreted the scene this way: (Paul) "I get my own white boy?" (Militia guy) "Yes, my young negro. Your own white boy. Are you excited?" (Paul) "Yes dad! I'm so happy! I got my first white boy!" (Militia guy) "That's a good son. Now run along my little nigga. Go play with your white boy." It was pretty hilarious.
I knew this weird kid who would spend all lesson in IT looking at pictures of Naruto. One time I kept spamming the sticky keys button and the teacher was losing her mind. Eventually everyone realised it was me. Then someone else started doing it. So this guy stands up walks over to me and kicks me into the wall. In another lesson he sat near me for some reason and proceeded to call me gay for the entire lesson. I did Drama, and my group was rehearsing our performance and this guy walks over and takes our glass bottle prop. So I walk over to his group, grab it, and start walking back. Next thing I know I've been spear tackled to the ground. I manage to wrestle him off me, still holding on to the bottle and start walking away. Suddenly a metal baseball bat flies past my head. Unfuckingbelievable. He got away with it as well, probably since his Dad had died about a month before the incident. I also had form class with this kid (we'll call him T) who would sit next to my friend and I. When we had class my friend and I would both try and take the end seat because it was safe. For some reason the school made a new class and took kids out of other classes to fill it and I was one of them. My friend was like "No, don't leave me!" One day, I'm drinking from the bubbler and he comes over and starts doing the pelvic thrust motion at my head. So I fill my mouth with water and spit it all over him. He swore revenge and said he'd get me back but he never did. He also asked me how my new form class was and said my friend is glad I'm gone or some shit. So I say to him, "You know we're friends outside of class right?" He shut up and walked away. I also did a physical education class and one lesson most of the class was absent because they were attending an Eminem concert that was on that night after school.
[QUOTE=Cold Finger;49028066]Haha, what a coincidence. I knew a guy with the same name and same gimmick, minus the fedora.[/QUOTE] When I was a Senior I did the same shit, I put on a suit once in a while because I had to meet with recruiters before and after school. But I didn't wear a fucking fedora, no no no. I look back at it now, holy shit, I may have looked good but it was fucking weird too. My friends tell me when we go to our high school reunion I should wear a suit, and they're right. But anyway time for me to contribute. When I was a senior, one of my teachers quit so I was thrown into the freshman/sophomore Japanese class. Now of course the japanese class had a good amount of weeaboos, I'll refer to them as [B]Blonde Girl[/B] and [B]Elvis Kid[/B]. Now [b]blonde girl[/b] wore anime shirts once in a while and had the metal gear solid ringtone, and in Japanese we had a morning greeting we had to practice. Part of that greeting was "Subject gasuki des", meaning "I like subject". One morning blonde girl fucking says [b]Kingdom Hearts gasuki des[/b] when we had guest visitors from Japan. (I live in Hawaii so this was common). It was so hard for me to hold in my laughter. Now for [b]Elvis Kid[/b]. I called him Elvis kid because he wore this shirt: [t]https://www.locationshawaii.com/image.axd?picture=2013%2F10%2Finv18329c-10-7-2013-1-33-32-PM.jpg[/t] every day, with cargo khaki shorts and terrible posture. Now elvis kid was just a bit of an asshole towards our teacher in japanese, but where it gets real imo is in the other class I had him. I had him in a digital media class which was basically a photoshop class. I was a bit of an overconfident ace in this class and had a sort of friendship relationship with the teacher, so I offered to help with elvis kid because I knew how hard he was to work with. Every time I went over to his computer to help he was on fucking Naruto TV tropes. My favorite part though was the night of when we had to bring a parent to show them what we did in class. This is what his father looks like, it was uncanny: [t]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8b/Jeffrey_Jones_plays_Edward_R._Rooney_in_Ferris_Bueller's_Day_Off.jpg[/t] Guess what he showed his dad the entire night? [sp]Naruto and Bleach TV tropes[/sp] I have more stories about a kid who called himself [b]The Puninator[/b], and of course how much of a fucking weirdo I was myself.
[QUOTE=Tsumugi;48985470]I got another story to tell, this is from when I was in Amsterdam with my tenth-grade. So it started on a normal day, but somehow I was feeling different that day, maybe it was because Amsterdam was full of hot-looking guys. Anyhow we had to go to the Anne Frank museum, so we just went in a line of 2 and 2. The girl I got the accidentall squeeze on and I walked together, and I for some reason wanted to carry her bag. Once I started carrying it I carried it in an extremely feminin way, this resulted in many people thinking I was gay. I'm not gay though, I'm just really mysterious with my sexuality according to my openly-gay friend. So at least I got that going for me if something were to happen.[/QUOTE] Dude we are supposed to post stories of OTHER people being weird not ourselves being weird Stop bringing shame to the population of denmark like that
theres a that "weird guy" who uses gentoo
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