• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Mattscreab;49053543]theres a that "weird guy" who uses gentoo[/QUOTE] I don't see how that makes someone weird as a person.
there's this guy.. hes in one of my classes, hes got some interesting stuff on youtube. [video=youtube;yS29eeN3YIw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS29eeN3YIw[/video] here's one of himself singing some theme song in japanese hes kinda funky, but a nice guy.
remember gay sex guy? he calls me "tommy boy" like as if i were a 3 year old he also calls me sherlock my name is tom btw for context
girl in my IT class at college has a new boyfriend every week. She's currently in a relationship with a boy who was in trouble for getting in a fight so we think she's attracted to power. I asked her "if I beat up your boyfriend, will you go out with me" and she replies "haha I'd never go out with you anon" bitch please you couldn't handle this dope dick anyway also, last year, a really mongy lad called Scott put his arm around her. She must have seen it as the ultimate turn on because she had to sit down and was breathing heavily, saying [i]"Scott... just put... his arm... around me... oh my god"[/i]. Someone asked her why she was so activated by it and she responds [i]I guess I've just got a thing for Italians.[/i] Scott is not Italian. he's from the English countryside and I think his parents may be brother and sister.
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;49055596]girl in my IT class at college has a new boyfriend every week. She's currently in a relationship with a boy who was in trouble for getting in a fight so we think she's attracted to power. I asked her "if I beat up your boyfriend, will you go out with me" and she replies "haha I'd never go out with you anon" bitch please you couldn't handle this dope dick anyway also, last year, a really mongy lad called Scott put his arm around her. She must have seen it as the ultimate turn on because she had to sit down and was breathing heavily, saying [i]"Scott... just put... his arm... around me... oh my god"[/i]. Someone asked her why she was so activated by it and she responds [i]I guess I've just got a thing for Italians.[/i] Scott is not Italian. he's from the English countryside and I think his parents may be brother and sister.[/QUOTE] Maybe she's just a dumb slut?
hahahahaha yeah she's pretty dumb Edit: nice ratings guys. Glad I could be of assistance
Had a guy in secondary school who was good for some laughs unless you were his teacher. Got caught masturbating in a maths IT lesson. He came into his hands so he wiped it on his school uniform tie. Another time he was dicking around in class and the teacher had had enough and sent a kid to go get the on call (which is sort of like a time out/detention sort of deal). He stands up and starts freaking out, shouting profanities and ends the whole thing with a FUCK. YOU. before running out of the class. Apparently he hid in a tree for most of the day and threw some nuts at a guy in a wheelchair. [editline]5th November 2015[/editline] Another time he just opened a bag of crisps in the middle of a class while the teacher was talking and started loudly and conspicuously eating them. Like, he got the bag out. Straightened it (very loud), opened it with considerable care and took the biggest crunch he could. As soon as the on call arrived he immediately drops the packet and starts working as hard as he can. When he's asked to vacate the classroom his reply is NO I'M DOING MY WORK I'M VERY BUSY Eventually he concedes but not before shouting FINE I'LL TAKE MY TIE OFF THEN and he proceeded to remove a bunch of his uniform as he was escorted off the premises
I don't remember this very well but before my family knew I had Aspergers I would threaten to choke and beat up kids in my Kindergarten class for playing with the LEGOs when I was using them :v: My teachers told my parents I was going to shoot up a school one day
There's this kid I sometimes see in the campus cafeteria. He's the stereotypical Autistic kid, goes everywhere with his backpack on and always walks hunched over. He also has this really mussed up semi Afro. The other day some of my friends and I were in the middle of a conversation when he shuffles his way over to our table. at the time we were talking about the musical we're doing, and he stands right Behind us and starts asking ridiculous questions about the play. "I hear it's really raunchy, do you people think that its too inappropriate?" "Does anybody like die in the show?" I should be more empathetic towards someone else with Autism since I struggle daily with Asperger's, but I can't help but think that kids like him, will never contribute to society, even in a time of full employment, because they are too far behind their peers now, and probably not even seeking treatment.
I just know remembered an interesting event that happened back in high school. I was in study hall and one of my classmates asks to go to the bathroom, we'll call him "R". So "R" leaves to go to the bathroom. After he comes back, "R" then tells the class about this kid who walked into the bathroom with his zipper already open and was playing with his dick as he walking up to the stall. But to be honest I don't know which is weirder, the guy playing with his dick or the one telling the class about it. Also it was a relatively small class of about 6 people including myself.
Last year some kid at my High School got drunk of a cocktail of vodka and beer, while being high off cold meds, weed, and painkillers. He passed out under a tree and was taken by security to the office, where in his drunken high haze, tried to attack the principal. Amazingly, his dad managed to get the principal to drop the charges and let him still attend the school (It was a arts and academic magnet)
So this girl is in two of my classes. At first she seemed just like a chubby nerdy girl with a similar personality to mine. So "cool" I thought "a new member for my DnD group" Got to know her a bit and figured she was pretty okay. Then I found out she's fucking [b]CRAZY[/b] So the first sign was during some downtime of a class she started making cat noises (like meows and trills ans such). I gave her an odd look and she just blunty said "oh I just like making cat sounds" "I mean sure but why?" "I identify more as a cat than a human" That's not even the weirdest part though let me tell you. So I can get past weird cat noises and cat identity because she doesn't make a huge screaming deal about it and she doesn't do it often. But one day I was walking out of class with her and we got to her car and started having a conversation. She just started going on about how she's a self proclaimed "slut" and is REALLY into bdsm and pet play and started just telling me all these stories like it was completely normal. Like if you wanna open up to me about some weird shit? yeah go ahead, but I'd kind of like to know you for longer than 2 fucking weeks and be someplace more private. Holy shit. Eventually I mentioned how I like to crossdress for the fuck of it. (this was a later conversation) She immediately is like (spoilered because I dunno if text can be classed as nsfw)[sp] "You have a ballgown?" "Uhm, yeah?" "I've ALWAYS wanted to suck someone's cock under the skirt of one of those!" "Wh-" So she then started guilting me into letting her suck my fucking dick while I wear a dress. Which at first I was like "well alright I mean that sounds like a win-win" but then She suddenly also started saying how she's gonna bring over Bad-Dragon (yes I'm not kidding) dildos and make me "try them out"[/sp] I noped out so mother fucking hard. Somehow we are still freinds. Thankfully she got the message of "no that's not fuckin okay". Gonna cut contact with her when this semester ends however.
Never tell people like that you cross dress, you done fucked up
We used to have this large butchy goth girl that used to eat out her cat. Also had a friend take a bet to have a dog fuck him, and then refused that. My highschool was very weird for a small town of 3,000.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;49060393]Never tell people like that you cross dress, you done fucked up[/QUOTE] Compared to what she went on about, crossdressing is the most normal thing ever
Yeah but telling it to someone like thwt doesn't seem like the best idea to me
[QUOTE=Recurracy;49060587]Yeah but telling it to someone like thwt doesn't seem like the best idea to me[/QUOTE] Well, she thinks shes a cat. He likes to wear dresses. I think they're all comfortable in their own selves to make that type of judgement.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;49060147]So this girl is in two of my classes. At first she seemed just like a chubby nerdy girl with a similar personality to mine. So "cool" I thought "a new member for my DnD group" Got to know her a bit and figured she was pretty okay. Then I found out she's fucking [b]CRAZY[/b] So the first sign was during some downtime of a class she started making cat noises (like meows and trills ans such). I gave her an odd look and she just blunty said "oh I just like making cat sounds" "I mean sure but why?" "I identify more as a cat than a human" That's not even the weirdest part though let me tell you. So I can get past weird cat noises and cat identity because she doesn't make a huge screaming deal about it and she doesn't do it often. But one day I was walking out of class with her and we got to her car and started having a conversation. She just started going on about how she's a self proclaimed "slut" and is REALLY into bdsm and pet play and started just telling me all these stories like it was completely normal. Like if you wanna open up to me about some weird shit? yeah go ahead, but I'd kind of like to know you for longer than 2 fucking weeks and be someplace more private. Holy shit. Eventually I mentioned how I like to crossdress for the fuck of it. (this was a later conversation) She immediately is like (spoilered because I dunno if text can be classed as nsfw)[sp] "You have a ballgown?" "Uhm, yeah?" "I've ALWAYS wanted to suck someone's cock under the skirt of one of those!" "Wh-" So she then started guilting me into letting her suck my fucking dick while I wear a dress. Which at first I was like "well alright I mean that sounds like a win-win" but then She suddenly also started saying how she's gonna bring over Bad-Dragon (yes I'm not kidding) dildos and make me "try them out"[/sp] I noped out so mother fucking hard. Somehow we are still freinds. Thankfully she got the message of "no that's not fuckin okay". Gonna cut contact with her when this semester ends however.[/QUOTE] I once went out drinking with my coworkers and I got completely shitfaced and I started chatting it up with this attractive redhead. She enjoyed playing video games and liked anime as well so it was really fun talking to her. Somehow we ended up on the subject of fetishes and she started talking about things she likes so I responded in kind and shared my own kinks. She was into female domination and taking people's virginity. I just so happened to be a virgin who's into female domimatiom and gentle masochism. Worst mistake ever. We didn't do anything but she spent the whole night trying to get me to take her home and I wasn't having any of it. I'll be the first to admit she was literally my fetish but at one point in the night she whispered into my ear "you're just a ditry slut, I can't wait to take your virginity...in the back as well." If I were reading a hentai Manga this would be the hottest shit but drunk me was not interested so I told her that I don't need women because I have VR porn. She started rubbing her hands through my hair and started sucking on my fingers and said "are you sure about that?" And once again drunk me was more interested in discussing ghost in the shell and not letting some girl I just met tie me up and have her way with me, so I was completely unresponsive to this seduction and I said "I think so" and walked away to get more alcohol. By the end of the night she slapped me. Not a playful slap. A real actual slap. Then she told me that I don't know a good thimg when I see it. I told her I'm trying to work on it. Fun night.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;49061497]I once went out drinking with my coworkers and I got completely shitfaced and I started chatting it up with this attractive redhead. She enjoyed playing video games and liked anime as well so it was really fun talking to her. Somehow we ended up on the subject of fetishes and she started talking about things she likes so I responded in kind and shared my own kinks. She was into female domination and taking people's virginity. I just so happened to be a virgin who's into female domimatiom and gentle masochism. Worst mistake ever. We didn't do anything but she spent the whole night trying to get me to take her home and I wasn't having any of it. I'll be the first to admit she was literally my fetish but at one point in the night she whispered into my ear "you're just a ditry slut, I can't wait to take your virginity...in the back as well." If I were reading a hentai Manga this would be the hottest shit but drunk me was not interested so I told her that I don't need women because I have VR porn. She started rubbing her hands through my hair and started sucking on my fingers and said "are you sure about that?" And once again drunk me was more interested in discussing ghost in the shell and not letting some girl I just met tie me up and have her way with me, so I was completely unresponsive to this seduction and I said "I think so" and walked away to get more alcohol. By the end of the night she slapped me. Not a playful slap. A real actual slap. Then she told me that I don't know a good thimg when I see it. I told her I'm trying to work on it. Fun night.[/QUOTE] And all that you said "I'm trying to work on it" Shit man... bet you slap yourself real hard every night to that fuckup :v:
[sp] Ok not to derail the thread but that whole people calling other girls "sluts" because they're having a new relationship each week is really low. [B]It's really shitty how when a guy has that many relationships he's praised but when a girl has them she's called a stupid dirty slut. I don't support cheating, but who gives a fuck if she's been in a new relationship each week? If a guy did that you'd most likely praise him. [/B] ... and this is coming from a girl who hates sjw's. [/sp] Anyways; On the topic of fetishes and such. Did I ever tell the story about the weird kid at my school who had a furniture fetish yet? If I did I'm sorry but I'm telling it again because I left out a hilarious part. Well his name is alex, he wasn't in any of my classes but I guess from other students I heard he frequently tried to fuck the furniture in study hall, and that he's got a furniture fetish. He's got a big unibrow, Typically came into school wearing weird outfits and a fedora. I later found out that he had Asperger Syndrome. He came in one day wearing these [IMG]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Dutchclogs.jpg[/IMG]I'm not shitting you. So on graduation night he came in and tried hitting on a bunch of girls and asking them for their numbers.
nobody praises boys for having a new relationship every month
[QUOTE=Te Great Skeeve;49061930]nobody praises boys for having a new relationship every month[/QUOTE] Maybe you haven't witnessed it but I've seen it a lot. And it's true, girls get shamed for being sexually active and for sexually active guys it's just a normal everyday thing that other guys praise them about. :/ Virginity isn't even really a thing.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49061947]Maybe you haven't witnessed it but I've seen it a lot. And it's true, girls get shamed for being sexually active and for sexually active guys it's just a normal everyday thing that other guys praise them about. :/ Virginity isn't even really a thing.[/QUOTE] i think the logic is the key analogy ie a key that opens many doors is useful but a door that opens from many keys is useless
[QUOTE=Svinnik;49062000]i think the logic is the key analogy ie a key that opens many doors is useful but a door that opens from many keys is useless[/QUOTE] Virginity is a concept of an experience. Who cares if a girl wants to have sex with lots of guys? There's nothing wrong with that. As long as she's not cheating. Cheating isn't ok from any gender. Anyways, lets not derail this thread too far because I was just putting my 2 cents in. It's just not right that girls are called stupid sluts for being sexually active. It's not right.
Yeah there is really no distinction.. couldn't agree more. It really depends on the person and people though. Usually guys are sexist for their own amusement. And being grown-up isn't all grown-up. People can cling on to the most childish beliefs all the way to their deathbed. And we can all agree that dirty/sexist jokes and beliefs are not going anywhere for a long time.
I knew two kids at school who werent the wrong weird but awesome weird. One was a math genius who was trying to build a fusion reaction in his basement and the other was prodigy in art and in philosophy.
[QUOTE=JohhnyCarson;49062775]I knew two kids at school who werent the wrong weird but awesome weird. One was a math genius who was trying to build a fusion reaction in his basement and the other was prodigy in art and in philosophy.[/QUOTE] Please elaborate. What do you mean the kid tried to build a fusion what-sit-dingle?
reactor. No, my problem I didnt get to know them very much or build a close relationship. I wish I did. They were very interesting.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49062034]Virginity is a concept of an experience. Who cares if a girl wants to have sex with lots of guys? There's nothing wrong with that. As long as she's not cheating. Cheating isn't ok from any gender. Anyways, lets not derail this thread too far because I was just putting my 2 cents in. It's just not right that girls are called stupid sluts for being sexually active. It's not right.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry if I said that comment, it's just the first thought that went trough my head. I tend to do that, by that I mean speak before think. Then I sound stupid. Like someone will say to me "I'm into furry porn" and at first I'm like "wtf?" then I think "well, whatever floats his boat" I judge, then unjudge right after that. It's a problem I'm still working on. [editline]6th November 2015[/editline] Wanna hear something weird about me? I like latex catsuits.
Just walked in on a guy jerking off in a divot in an unused hallway at school. He just stared at me and didn't stop. [editline]6th November 2015[/editline] A campus monitor is driving her golf cart over to him, this is gonna be good
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