Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Trekintosh;47103662]Mr. Keaty seems like a nice man. A shame he got pushed so far.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, he's cool if you get to know him. My friend who's in his class now is actively playing chess matches with him over a smartphone app.
Also, he wasn't really pushed, more like suddenly triggered. Like I said, he's usually a very quite guy, which made it all the more amazing. :v:
[QUOTE=Glitchman;47081349][b]Rock Club[/b][/QUOTE]
My primary school was built around an old convent where nuns lived. There's a short flight of cement stairs near the edge of the school not connected to any path. it's just kinda there on a small slope. One day I started digging there and found a segment of spine. My friends freaked the fuck out and we started digging furiously. Turns out it was the dumping ground for the nuns a century ago, we found broken plates, mummified bread, rusty cutlery and such. Teachers took all our findings, cleaned them up, displayed them in the office reception, then threatened to suspend us if we didn't stop digging because it was vandalism (?)
[editline]9th February 2015[/editline]
One year prior this same group of friends decided to play IRL Pokemon and I was supposed to be a Mew or some shit. Didn't own any of the games at that point, so I just played along. They told me to go hide and get ready for ? . When they found me I got lightly bashed and they threw a basketball at my face "GO MASTERBALL"
Ho boy, lemme tell you about a girl named Anna.
At first seemed to be a cute little girl. Had a lot of personality and always had a smile.
Then high school hit her, and she was just... something.
First off, she just never shut the fuck up. She always had something to say, but she knew nothing on any subject, and more often just spouted lyrics from the most generic pop song of the moment, more often than not Katy Perry. Most of her stories were things normal human people never talk about out loud, like how she once bathed in the same shower with her "best friend Anh Lo" (whom was always referred to in her stories by this title. She also didn't know how to whisper, and now I know about her issue where a while discharge came from her vagina once.
I should mention at this point that my junior year she was no longer cute and was almost a bit creepy looking.
Another thing that's even worse was she's one of those Christians who make sure her opinions on gay marriage, weed, and such are heard.
Funny story tangent was with me knowing this, she goes to class with a shirt that has a cartoonish depiction of a tye-dye cannabis leaf. I ask her why she's wearing that shirt, given she's against it and I end up having to argue with her, getting 2 more students and a teacher, that no, that is not the fucking Canadian maple leaf.
Another was her talking about her purity, going as far as saying she's not going to kiss a guy until marriage. Funny enough she went through a number of boyfriends. One whom I have a mutual dislike of but can't help to respect because he was her complete opposite. As she was loud and dumb, he rarely talked but was a smart motherfucker, going as far as to crush me in a formal debate we had in one of out classes. Anyway, she had A LOT of guy drama for one who'd never have sex. Probably did at multiple points.
She was also a racist, often saying how she avoids this or that person because they're black or Hispanic. One good story was in a essay proofreading session in my AVID (college prep) class I had the pleasure of proofreading her essay where she had to compare two schools.
"UCLA is 60% Asian [note she is asian], while UC Riverside is 60% white. I would rather go with UCLA because white people intimidate me."
Note I'm the one reading this and I also happen to be white. I let the teacher know who detested her and we all had a good laugh.
Oh, and did I mention this idiot was our class president all 4 fucking years. Most likely did fuckall, but no one felt like running against her. Our class had an unnaturally low amount of school spirit.
This still meant she had a bit more power than most students, most notably seen after she made a formal complaint that the old fat white teacher (who despite his sadistic and cynical demeanor I was total bros with) touched her inappropriately. As it turns out the story was that he tapped her on the shoulder to get her to wake up in the middle of his class. After that debacle the teacher had a good laugh about it with his other class (mine) and we had these beautiful rants about how stupid she was. One girl in particular was especially vocal, and one of Anna's friends told Anna and she responded by getting some of her exes to beat the girl up. Though the fight never happened because teenagedramaqueen.
Thankfully by the end of high school only her dumbest and closest friends took her seriously and she was a point of poking fun at my high school in almost every clique.
And this fucking sack of bricks somehow graduated with a 4.2 and I think got accepted to UCLA. So there had to be some cheating involved.
Bonus side story. There was also a girl who was in our AVID class. Small really quiet Indian girl. She was in a group I was in where we had to do a long research paper, and this group happened to schedule a Saturday in which we had to work on this essay together. She said she couldn't come because of some religious ceremony or something. On the Friday before, I saw her on the bus with her friends, talking about how they're going to have a great 2 night sleepover. Seeing as how she lied to us, and happened to ditch the next class. I had some fun and read out loud to the class her Facebook posts that were the very open "fuk da haters fuk this and that" and had very poor grammar. The teacher found this as hilarious since my group explained how she ditched out on our work day, and we still made subtle jokes about it in class from then on.
Whew that was a long post. I'll write more about Anna when I remember more good stories.
My highschool had many run-ins with shit over the years (repost from last thread). The first one was when shit was discovered all over the walls in the main bathroom of the school. No one admitted to doing it so we were punished, my school was a huge sports school so the punishment was we would not take part in any sporting events until someone confessed. This situation climaxed when the principal got on the PA and announced that our school has a "poop bandit" on the loose and that the situation needed to be addressed. it turned out to be a person on the baseball team, a fairly popular "bro" type of person, but he got out of trouble by donating a baseball field to the school, he later got asked to leave for a different reason.
The next poop related story involved a senior who got in a dissagreement with another kid. Instead of doing something reasonable like talking it over, or even fighting him, he decided the best course of action was to go to the parking lot in the middle of the day, there were many cameras pointed at the parking lot, and take a shit on the kid's car. Obviously he got caught and was suspended for the whole situation.
In my senior year of high school, a freshman got up in the middle of his Spanish class, fully pulled down his pants, and started peeing in the corner of the room. I never heard about that kid after this so I suspected he got asked to leave/expelled.
There was a kid one year below me, again in high school, who apparently shaved his head because "girls found him too attractive so he had to do something about it" (he never had a girlfriend and actually had a restraining order placed against him for stalking a girl.) He would constantly talk about his black metal band and about how Hitler's ideals were logically sound. He then pleaded with me to allow him to do a comedy show in the talent show I was hosting for my school and I reluctantly agreed (I felt bad because the year before he wanted his band to play but none of the other members showed up for the auditions.) I had to leave the room when he went on because it was too cringe-y.
Next there was a kid who thought he was a famous actor, keep in mind my high school was in LA so its not uncommon for kids to say they are actors/actresses. He would constantly talk about the movies he was casted in, he was never casted in any roles and was apparently frequently laughed out of the audition for not being able to act/not fulfilling any of the appearance requirements for the role. He would try to redeem himself by hosting parties all the time, his parents were quite rich, but all his parties would turn into were other people trying to fuck everything up or everyone agreeing not to show up. He kept comparing himself to another kid at my school, Ryan from this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7syl2yFkJNo[/media] (This guy is a whole other story I'll tell later.)
Finally my college roommates (there are 5 of them) all only talk about what classes are in the electrical engineering/computer science department (Like not actually talking about what the class is about or anything, they just name the class, i.e EE40 or CS170.) Hopefully I'm transferring dorms later this week.
When I was in highschool, I was hanging at a friend's house, and one of his other friends (Kyle) was there. The only things I remember from that night was Kyle walking up to me, spitting a bunch of allergy pills on the floor, grabbing the cat, dipping it in the toilet, putting it down, then picking it back up and placing it in the dryer (because the cat was now wet). Thankfully he didn't turn the dryer on or anything. Cat didn't seem to give a single shit.
One time while leaving school, he came up behind me, put his hands on my shoulders and started purring and meowing.
That guy was WEIRD.
There's this indian kid in my school who will literally rub his dick through his shorts and awkwardly look around the class like he's tweaking.
What makes it worse is that he likes to maintain eye contact if you catch him doing it. No joke
I had a brand new immigrant from the Republic Of Congo, on secondary.
Some guys told him to eat alive snails...
And he did it twice.
One day, he randomely took a worms+ a flower, and ate both.
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[QUOTE=Glitchman;47081349][b]Rock Club[/b]
I may or may not have told this story but here goes. It's less of a weird kid story, but more of a group of kids who did something really odd. I guess you could say we were all those weird kids (edited for easier reading)
-The Beginning-
So this was probably in 2nd or 3rd grade, maybe 4th, I don't fucking know. However, one day I decided at recess that playing on the equipment was fucking boring. So what did I do? I decided to slowly dig out a big rock that was mostly underground. I sat there, at recess, just digging fucking dirt from around the rock. About 3 recesses later, I got to the point where I could see the bottom of the rock.
-The Club Starts-
A bunch of the bigger kids, who where the "bullies" of my class, thought it was pretty dope so they decided to help me pull the rock out of the hole. We did this with sticks that we found around, using them as levers. Once the rock was out, everyone lost their shit. For some reason a large amount of kids thought this shit was amazing. Soon, more people decided to help me dig up rocks. There were a lot on the school grounds. We would hide the best digging and lever sticks where we could find them next recess. But it didn't stop there. We decided we were called "Rock Club" and now, bullies, nerds, and normal kids all formed a team of about 10-12. Rock Club was fucking awesome.
-The Rivalry-
However, all things do not end well. Another "Rock Club" formed by another group of kids. They also called themselves "Rock Club" or "The Other Rock Club". Whatever it was it made us furious, since we were the true Rock Club. We all had separate tools. Really good digging sticks that would get stolen by the other club, they were steal our trophy rocks, they would get into fights with our scouts. They would finish digging out rocks we started, prompting us to find even better digging sticks to get the rocks out in one recess. (Sometimes we had different recess times, so we couldn't be out there to protect our trophy rocks and sticks) Soon, the bullies on our side would beat up the weaker kids on their side. We would get new people to join us, but immediately have them pretend to join the other Rock club and steal their shit after a few days. Some of these kids were hunted down the most by the stick squads.
-The Escalation-
Shit got real. REALLY real. Multiple fights over sticks and rocks. Groups of us who would pelt the other rock club with pebbles as they were trying to dig, warding them away. We then had "defense sticks" that were actually sharpened to threaten the other kids. People did get hit by these and stabbed, but no one really got hurt that badly. Homemade slings were the last step. This is like some tribal shit going on.
-The Consequences-
Soon a bunch of us got in-school suspensions, and there was no recess for a week while they went through and dug up all the rocks with bulldozers and filled the holes. I still have a geode that I found during the events.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of the days where I couldn't stay in lessons because of my wandering mind basically making me unable to concentrate on anything specific(still an issue today) and I was outside in the playground with a bunch of sped kids. A sped kid I had befriended earlier through an interchange of cool flash stick figure animations and doom/metal midis(that is at least how I remember it happening) and I was dicking around in a sandbox one day, and you know how most sandboxes have a sheet(usually made from a canvas-like material) separating the sand from actual soil, right?
This one had a sheet too, but it had a hole in it, and we found it.
Our initial intent was to "dig the deepest possible hole" so we dug as deep as we could, eventually we were wondering why there was no more sand to dig up from the hole, and only gravel. We kept digging and eventually we hit some kind of water source(I won't ever believe that we hit an actual aquifier, hole was only like 1.6m deep, I was like 1.7m high at the time and I could jump into into it and my head would stick out, could have been rain water trapped by the layer of clay we eventually hit)
We gathered practically all of the toy shovels, other assorted toy tools, even a few real spades and all the buckets we could find in this completely gone-awry display of playground vandalism. I recognized that we had found clay at some point and decided to do what I had been taught at some authentic iron-age recreation&education center(Called Sagnlandet Lejre, popular danish tourist attraction in the rough vicinity of Roskilde, basically a whatever-age obsessed LARPers dream look it up) - to wash it, clean it, etc. So we set up what I later recognise as an entire fucking production line, other kids joined in, some of them dug in the hole, that got wider and deeper, some carried the gravel, clay, rocks, etc. to our "basins"(pretty much just a bunch of plastic buckets partially submerged in sand, I insisted that the "basins" were dug into sand after some dip knocked over a bucket full of clay I had been sperging so much about getting as pure as possible) and then there were the administrative department, solely consisting of me and sometimes my friend when I liked his ideas.
Eventually this teacher I back then found really strange, and today find really fucking cool(Had a cool scientist beard, like a neckbeard, but more sciency, played nethack and knew a shitload about geology and really loved fantasy stuff and knew a lot about Tolkien, to the point of being able to go into intricate detail about the Tolkien universe) who taught all the autists and aspies science, came over and saw our massive vandalisation of the sandbox. He froze up for a moment, watching the autistic kiddies digging in the hole, carrying clay and gravel and other shit out of that hole, "processing" the crap, and me and my friend standing atop a giant mound of sand and dirt(and possibly chemical waste) looking down at those kids, observing their work acting like we were chief executives or something. We all seized up and thought we were in big trouble. The dude then commented on it and told how fucking amazed he was of what we had accomplished and then proceeded to give us a whole lesson on geology, the geology of Denmark, the history of earth moving conducted by man(not sure if there is a more fitting english term of this) ranging from early stuff like digging wells and looking for clay to the details of a modern danish gravel plant. We were all a bunch of little pricks so we got so bored from this that we never did this again.
There were loads of incidents that happened in direct or indirect relation to this whole thing, I don't remember much but one thing I remember was some brat from regular, non-sped classes calling us "mongoloids"
I threw a ball of dirty clay roughly the size of my fist at the brat, he dogded it and it landed in the schools library, I had to clean it up.
So, I was practically the expedition leader of an autist fortress embarking in a sandbox.
Several cases of misdiagnosis got me through several kinds of special education, namely this school for developmentally impaired children.
Allow me to tell the story of John(not his real name) and his magical ride of destiny.
This happened in my freshman year of high school.
We were doing essays in our English class on the school's cheap laptops and one day we had to finish an assignment before we could get on one. John didn't finish his assignment and went to get a laptop regardless. The teacher told him he needed to finish his assignment before he could get one and a few minutes of arguing back and forth John got on one of the rolling chairs that were in the classroom and fucking scooted out of the classroom while going "Byyyyyeee" down the hall. He came back to class 'round 2 days after that (He didn't get suspended he just took 2 days off. How he didn't get suspended I'll never know) and I asked him what happened and he told me that security chased him on their bikes and he apparently tried to roll out of the school through the front gates but security managed to catch him by parking their golf cart in front of the pathway to the front gate.
This motherfucker managed to get 3 full grown adults chasing after him on fucking bikes while he was in a fucking rolling chair and almost managed to roll out of school, the problem wasn't that they couldn't catch him, the problem was they couldn't stop him.
Our campus is fucking huge by the way and yet that was no problem for John he scooted like the wind and nearly got away with it.
My school was a pretty rough place, the people too. There was no eccentricity at all, probably wouldn't be tolerated by pupils or staff. The weirdest we had were travellers until they left after 3 years of school and all they did was fight and struggle to read, which wasn't very funny just sad. God our schools were draconian as fuck.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;47090588]Updated original post with video
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi9wj25Fgq8&feature=youtu.be[/media][/QUOTE]
You guys are jerks. This dude obviously has problems and you're cheering him.
Back in year 11, we were standing outside the gym waiting for the lesson to end so we could go in and get changed for PE, this Dood called Guy was bored waiting so he pretended to hold a rifle and kicked in the changing room door shouting "BREACH AND CLEAR"
It was full of half naked year 10 girls. Apparently the year 10s had seperate PE groups for male and females and they had run out of room in the female changing room so they spilled over into the male changing room.
There was another time were two people were doing Brazilian jujitsu or some bullshit on this really thin swimming pool roof and one guy kicked the other over and he fell straight through the roof into the swimming pool.
There was this one tardy fat kid who wore black long johns and a black turtleneck every day at school. For a fat kid, he sure liked running around. Usually when he ran he had an energy drink in his hand.
He also lugged a GBA around and played Sonic Advance, so naturally we started calling him sanic due to his need to go fast.
Well basically in my first year of my study(college, I guess you guys call it), I quickly got to know who my best friends were
Basically we went to Cebit in Germany, in 2013 or 14', and for people who don't know it: ITS A HUGE AS FUCK Electr & IT and shit Exhibition
So I , with my best friend and other friend were walking behind the group of teachers, and my best friend decides to randomly yell : "NO MENNO, ES AUS Es tut weh, ES AUS"
meaning something like : "NO MENNO, TAKE IT OUT IT HURTS , TAKE IT OUT" (Menno being the name of our mentor) , and not so that we can hear it, just for the fun but so fucking loud that every German within 200 meters was looking at the teacher as if he was a rapist...
Best part? Until 6 months ago we thought it was just a fun memory, appears one of the teachers recorded it:
**post it as soon as i find it
[B] bonus [/B]
pretty sure we are the weird kids
once we had water-guns with us in glass (while being a IT study), and had a water fight with one of the teachers
he just went away with his sweater soaked, and game back after the 30 minute break with a huge fucking water gun, still no idea where he got that from
[editline]9th February 2015[/editline]
oh and there was this time he showed one of our teachers 2 girls one cup (Warning, gore)
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[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;47104658]So, I was practically the expedition leader of an autist fortress embarking in a sandbox.[/QUOTE]
☼SLAVES TO SANDBOX: GOD OF MUD CHAPTER II: DWEEB FARTRESS☼
[QUOTE=Waffle Lord;47091061]Girl I met first week of school asked for my number, skype, etc. She asked to me open a water bottle and managed to almost choke and spit all over me.
She talked about masturbating and showering together over skype 2nd day I knew her. "I only believe in sex after marriage."
Turns out literally all of my friends also had an experience with her at one time or another as well. "I've had 52 boyfriends before you!" Bitch told both me and one of my friends that she loves us.
She was also extremely catholic and racist. "You're like...white, right? My parents don't like anyone that isn't white. I know you're a bit tan but please try to look more white."
At one point I was wearing a ring(It was made from a quarter, I thought it was neat), which was kind of bothering my finger so I took it off for a second. She instantly snatched it from me and stuck it in her belly button...
[I]"Now put it in yours."[/I]
[B][I]"Smell it."[/I][/B]
She was in a "mlp belly rp" steam group too. I probably should've seen that coming when she introduced me to all of her friends who were bronies.[/QUOTE]
what was dem titties like tho
[QUOTE=Killuah;47105284]You guys are jerks. This dude obviously has problems and you're cheering him.[/QUOTE]
Yes because you can diagnose mental problems in a 36 second youtube video
In public / elementary school, I was the weird kid. My school was in a country setting so most students were either farmers or moved from the city. My mother, being a preschool teacher, let me do whatever to encourage creativity so I was a total dip. Also, I was chubby and had a buzz-shaved head.
During recess, I would often act out pokemon battles where I was the pokemon. So imagine everyone outside playing sports or just chilling out on the climbers, and then this one chubby kid is jumping and running around yelling random pokemon names and sometimes falling down because I lost a fight.
I also had this habit of "revving up" when I ran. Like, the first 2-3 steps would essentially be on the spot before I started actually running. I was not that fast.
[editline]9th February 2015[/editline]
I got better though ~grade 10.
I'm waiting for the horrible moment when I glance over one of these posts and think to myself "Man, that guy is a total weirdo." And then it dawns on me.
[sp]"That's me."[/sp]
[QUOTE=Killuah;47105284]You guys are jerks. This dude obviously has problems and you're cheering him.[/QUOTE]
lolno, I knew a dude in high school that did roughly the same thing once(except he just held onto the apple and smashed it on his forehead as hard as he could), didn't have any sort of mental health problem, he just enjoyed doing retarded shit
In the same school as before there was this really weird 8th grader awhile back. He was a chubby ginger kid who was generally quiet. Lets call him Tom.
During one of the kids in my grade's birthday party, who happened to be the younger brother of Tom, everybody grew to hate him.
Somebody brought a CD player to the party and one of the CDs had the song Fireflies - Owl City on it. Anybody who liked the song before the party ended up [B]hating it.[/B]
Tom instantly fell in love with the song and became obsessed with it, he kept sitting in a chair playing it over and over as everybody else was messing around in the pool. He literally did this for the rest of the night, and the party went on from 4 p.m. to 12 a.m. Even when we went inside to watch a movie, he stayed outside just listening to that song, he would not budge no matter how much you tried to convince him otherwise.
After that, he ended up coming up to me one day and asking for my Xbox gamertag so that he could 1v1 me on Call of Duty. He would literally only play CoD and was pretty bad at it tbh, and this is coming from a guy who was like 11 or 12 at the time and had like a .5 k/d.
After he graduated I never heard anything about him again. I wonder what happened to him.
When i was in 5th grade all the kids in our school went to a small forest near the school. Teachers told us that we can't go them but we didn't care. Then usually all the famous/big kids made some fight clubs and oh boy we always went there and just started hitting eachother. The teachers didn't know anything about our little fight club and it even included betting. But after a while someone broke another kids arm and all the teachers found out about our little fight club. Best year in elementary school
[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;47105949]Yes because you can diagnose mental problems in a 36 second youtube video[/QUOTE]
Yelling shit out at people and mocking them is still a cunt thing to do.
[QUOTE=macdoo999;47106135]Yelling shit out at people and mocking them is still a cunt thing to do.[/QUOTE]
It's high school, are you honestly expecting better from them
In middle school, I was talking with a friend who somehow ended up talking to me about masturbation. He then proceeded to tell me that he tasted his own cum and told me I should try it.
Just so you know I didnt.
[QUOTE=macdoo999;47106135]Yelling shit out at people and mocking them is still a cunt thing to do.[/QUOTE]
Nobody knows if this kid has a mental problem or not, if you don't have a problem and you're headbutting an apple in the middle of everyone, you're asking for THAT kind of attention.
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;47105775]☼SLAVES TO SANDBOX: GOD OF MUD CHAPTER II: DWEEB FARTRESS☼[/QUOTE]
Holy shit this is brilliant, fits the theme perfectly.
My first roommate in college was an amazing specimen of humanity.
He was a competitive cuber; at 7am on a Saturday morning, he'd be at his desk, cubing furiously. I never got good hangover sleep.
He didn't believe in shoes, so he ran around barefoot all year. He also didn't believe in backpacks, so he could often be seen running across campus, clutching his books to his chest.
He went to sleep incredibly early, so when I would be working on homework at my desk, he'd ask me to turn my light off.
He didn't take out the trash, ever. One day he asked me if I had any wine, as he wanted to trap the flies that were buzzing around his side of the room. I suggested that they could have something to do with the festering bags of trash under his bed.
When I was a junior in high school there was this kid that came up to me in the library one day and immediately start going off about a world inside his head. At first I thought it was some innocent escapist fantasy, since he had a notebook full of drawings and whatnot. Though, that was before he mentioned being able to control the world and its people like a god and literally dive into it at any time.
I printed what I needed and kindly got the fuck out of there. Never saw him again after that.
[QUOTE=seba079;47106216]It's high school, are you honestly expecting better from them[/QUOTE]
It's not excusable just because of their age. They're clearly aged somewhere between 13 and 16 and I would expect people to have developed at least some form of emotional maturity in which they don't believe that hollering insults is a thing that normal people do.
I also expect people to not post videos of themselves being cunts online like it's something to be proud of.
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[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;47106367]Nobody knows if this kid has a mental problem or not, if you don't have a problem and you're headbutting an apple in the middle of everyone, you're asking for THAT kind of attention.[/QUOTE]
He wasn't asking for that kind of attention though. He wasn't bothering the people at they table so they had no justifiable reason to bother him.
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