Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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I say lol aswell sometimes but usually its in a sarcastic way
"Exks Dee"
I just got asked if I would be happy if I was able to clap my butt cheeks.
What the hell.
[QUOTE=Hauptmann;49083862]I just got asked if I would be happy if I was able to clap my butt cheeks.
What the hell.[/QUOTE]
Well? Would you?
[QUOTE=Taggart;49083936]Well? Would you?[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't, either I'd have to be really fat, have excessive amount of skin or have an otherwise deformed bottom to be able to do that.
[QUOTE=Taggart;49083936]Well? Would you?[/QUOTE]
That's my most secret dream.
[video=youtube;Xm3OKO76eMk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm3OKO76eMk[/video]
booty clapping gonna be in the next olympics fyi
[QUOTE=Little Donny;49084409][video=youtube;Xm3OKO76eMk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm3OKO76eMk[/video]
booty clapping gonna be in the next olympics fyi[/QUOTE]
imagine having this conversation irl.
In my class, there's this girl called Kayleigh. She literally chases boys around, whilst wearing goth black makeup, asking them out. She's been out with almost all the boys in my year. And to top it all of, last night, she sent a load of boys a video of her fingering herself. And no one seems to be disturbed by that, half of them being bronies/fnaf fans anyway. Ughh.
I saw a senior in the men's bathroom today pissing into the urinal whilst humming the American anthem. Worst part? His pants and underwear were completely down.
What the fuck.
[QUOTE=Nightmare515;49087125]I saw a senior in the men's bathroom today pissing into the urinal whilst humming the American anthem. Worst part? His pants and underwear were completely down.
What the fuck.[/QUOTE]
At least he's patriotic
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;49075098]There was this one girl who would keep trying to convince me that she personally knew President Obama and that she would regularly have dinners with him at the White House.[/QUOTE]
I know I've said this before, but I knew a girl at my old school who was pretty nice, but she seriously believed that Obama was behind the Aurora Shooting. Not even joking. Like, there are legitimate reasons to dislike Obama's presidency, mainly Obamacare, but Jesus H Christcicle.
[QUOTE=Brobattington;49088471]I know I've said this before, but I knew a girl at my old school who was pretty nice, but she seriously believed that Obama was behind the Aurora Shooting. Not even joking. Like, there are legitimate reasons to dislike Obama's presidency, mainly Obamacare, but Jesus H Christcicle.[/QUOTE]
I got the president's award in elementary (who at the time was bush)
Some kid walked up to me and said "MY DAD SAID HE EXPLODED THE TWIN TOWERS SO BE CAREFUL"
He was seriously worried the award was some sort of way for Bush to kill me thanks to his dad
thanks for the help!
I remember this one kid at my elementary school who compulsively lied about anything and everything he did in order to feel superior to everyone else, even if it made absolutely no sense.
"Hey C I have 6 level 100 Pokemon on my team"
"Well I have 7 Pokemon and they're level 101!"
"Hey C I have 8 Blu Eyes White Dragons and 6 Dark Magicians."
"I have 10 Blu Eyes and 8 Dark Magicians!"
Over time the teachers started noticing how much of a liar he was and since this was elementary he was called out almost every single time.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49089264]I remember this one kid at my elementary school who compulsively lied about anything and everything he did in order to feel superior to everyone else, even if it made absolutely no sense.
"Hey C I have 6 level 100 Pokemon on my team"
"Well I have 7 Pokemon and they're level 101!"
"Hey C I have 8 Blu Eyes White Dragons and 6 Dark Magicians."
"I have 10 Blu Eyes and 8 Dark Magicians!"
Over time the teachers started noticing how much of a liar he was and since this was elementary he was called out almost every single time.[/QUOTE]
Oh man I had a dude just like that, name was CJ.
"My uncle works for microsoft, he's had an Xbox since the Nintedo came out." "No not THAT Xbox the FIRST Xbox stupid."
Me and my buddy Evan thought we were the hottest shit when we caught him out one time. Metroid Prime had just come out and we were talking about it and CJ jumped into our conversation saying he had already beat it. I asked him what button do you hit to jump and he said A.
We laughed for like 5 minutes straight.
[QUOTE=Nightmare515;49087125]I saw a senior in the men's bathroom today pissing into the urinal whilst humming the American anthem. Worst part? His pants and underwear were completely down.
What the fuck.[/QUOTE]
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I was sitting at lunch today with my friend. We both dress pretty normal although I tend to dress a bit heavier; neither of us wear T-shirts featuring anime or anything like that.
Some random dude walks up with a Fairy Tail t-shirt, completely unprovoked and asks loudly, "Hey do you know what the best show that starts with the letter F is?" while pointing at his shirt confidently.
Me and my friend were in the middle of some conversation when this guy decided to butt in and since I knew the response he wanted I just answered, "Well your shirt is Fairy Tale but I don't think I agree that it's the best." Then he just walks off to somewhere else without a response. He followed me a bit when I left but eventually went off to presumably torture someone else.
My college has the weirdest people.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49089264]I remember this one kid at my elementary school who compulsively lied about anything and everything he did in order to feel superior to everyone else, even if it made absolutely no sense.
"Hey C I have 6 level 100 Pokemon on my team"
"Well I have 7 Pokemon and they're level 101!"
"Hey C I have 8 Blu Eyes White Dragons and 6 Dark Magicians."
"I have 10 Blu Eyes and 8 Dark Magicians!"
Over time the teachers started noticing how much of a liar he was and since this was elementary he was called out almost every single time.[/QUOTE]
He is like that because he is from a broken home. There are people who beat their children for not telling them what they want to hear.
Being beat or getting hurt at home fucked me over at school.
I would cry if I did bad on a test, I always got good grades in the end but doing bad at tests would have my mom hit me with a belt or something. Let's not talk about all the times I got in trouble for defending me from other kids who picked on me. My mother cried because of my behavior, sometimes she thought about abandoning me or saying that I "wasn't her kid" due to how desperate she was.
I don't exactly know why I was so violent or why I have extremely violent thoughts nowadays. My parents always said it was because video games, or maybe it was all those movies I used the watch with my dad. I do feel like being physically disciplined at home could have affected me in some way, but where I live, well, in some places, it's still normal or common for parents to hit their kids for everything.
"Because fucking kids are annoying and deserve to get hit. My dad hit me and I'm not fucked up, that's why I'm hitting you" that's pretty much everyone's excuse here.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49094436]"Because fucking kids are annoying and deserve to get hit. My dad hit me and I'm not fucked up, that's why I'm hitting you" that's pretty much everyone's excuse here.[/QUOTE]
"I beat my kid, I'm not fucked up."
good excuse, dad-guy.
Ooh, I got another school story. This time not related to kid but a flawed scheduling system in middle school.
So my middle school went through a huge staff problem in 7th and 8th grade, especially in 7th. My "art" class maybe went through 5 temporaries in the year and all had their own teaching style. One class was in the Library of all places because there wasn't any rooms available, and the next class was in a class that was outfitted with stoves and sinks made for cooking. While some of the teachers were nice, one ended up being a sort of life coach for a while for me, all taught something completely different from the last and it ended in one huge clusterfuck. At least the last 1/3 of the year was with a teacher who had a plan and wasn't making up lessons on the fly.
Worst moment was probably in 8th grade, when I learned I had advanced orchestra. The thing is that I've never touched a string instrument before, and still to this day couldn't tell you anything about violin. I ended up being in that class as just a general study class while the rest of the class learned to play. By the end I was the highest fundraiser for the class and good friends with the teacher. Also learned to read sheet music which I guess helps.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49095575]Ooh, I got another school story. This time not related to kid but a flawed scheduling system in middle school.
So my middle school went through a huge staff problem in 7th and 8th grade, especially in 7th. My "art" class maybe went through 5 temporaries in the year and all had their own teaching style. One class was in the Library of all places because there wasn't any rooms available, and the next class was in a class that was outfitted with stoves and sinks made for cooking. While some of the teachers were nice, one ended up being a sort of life coach for a while for me, all taught something completely different from the last and it ended in one huge clusterfuck. At least the last 1/3 of the year was with a teacher who had a plan and wasn't making up lessons on the fly.
Worst moment was probably in 8th grade, when I learned I had advanced orchestra. The thing is that I've never touched a string instrument before, and still to this day couldn't tell you anything about violin. I ended up being in that class as just a general study class while the rest of the class learned to play. By the end I was the highest fundraiser for the class and good friends with the teacher. Also learned to read sheet music which I guess helps.[/QUOTE]
At my old school they just fired 17 teachers and now have german and french class together. They have no educated math, biology, physics or chemical teacher whatsoever.
Not a school thing but the lady next to me is muttering to her self. She is getting louder. I'm not going say any thing cause I know old folks who may be crazy can pack a wallop.
[QUOTE=Amaurus;49091496]I was sitting at lunch today with my friend. We both dress pretty normal although I tend to dress a bit heavier; neither of us wear T-shirts featuring anime or anything like that.
Some random dude walks up with a Fairy Tail t-shirt, completely unprovoked and asks loudly, "Hey do you know what the best show that starts with the letter F is?" while pointing at his shirt confidently.
Me and my friend were in the middle of some conversation when this guy decided to butt in and since I knew the response he wanted I just answered, "Well your shirt is Fairy Tale but I don't think I agree that it's the best." Then he just walks off to somewhere else without a response. He followed me a bit when I left but eventually went off to presumably torture someone else.
My college has the weirdest people.[/QUOTE]
Shoulda responded with "FRIENDS"
Here in Montgomery they fire all the non-tenured teachers every year to see if they can get them to come back.
One of my friends got jumped by 5 people at a park in the worse side of the city I live in. Was throwing up gang signs or something and some guys came up and went ape shit on him, then stole his shoes and his bag of Takis.
Great neighborhoods I live in.
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49096489]Shoulda responded with "FRIENDS"[/QUOTE]
I really wish I had said 'Family Guy', but I think I would have been attacked or something.
some random furry kid at my middle school(he was EXTREMELY fat, too, I think he qualified as being morbidly obese, no kidding) was caught drawing furry porn in class on his math test. When asked why he was doing so by the principal, he supposedly said he was doing it to "release his animal soul"
some people...
I realized that there are a couple of weird kids in ensemble for the student run play I'm in.
Apart from the one short girl who''s an art history major, dyed her hair blue for Halloween and wears a fedora most every day, there's not many students who can compete with the people in this thread.
Yesterday at rehearsal, there was this one obese freshman guy who had his laptop out before we started. I walked past him and noticed that he had the paint application open and was making a picture of a part-girl, part-squirrel thing in a landscape with the words "best friends for life" underneath it.
The most bizarre person in the ensemble is a gay, 20 something, former male stripper, who only ever talks about how he's tried to cut his wrists, or about his numerous ex-boyfriends. The other day, he was showing people all the requests he rejects from guys on gay dating websites on his phone.
I'm just glad "Nick the Hipster Hick" (story for another day) isn't in the show, or else we'd really have a crowd.
[QUOTE=Toro;49098346]One of my friends got jumped by 5 people at a park in the worse side of the city I live in. Was throwing up gang signs or something.[/QUOTE]
tbf this is kind of asking for it
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