Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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Alright, this is another on W. For those who don't know, W is some kid who sprayed deodorant on another students face and came to the sudden realisation that he was mentally disabled.
One time during class, W started doing something underneath the table. Thinking it was strange, my mate asked W what he was doing. Then W replies, "these pants are too tight to accommodate for my massive penis." He started suffling in his seat and itching his dick and balls. He raised his hand and the teacher was like, "what's wrong W?" He then asked the teacher if he could go to the toilet. He ran off. No one knows what he was doing in that toilet.
[QUOTE=Toro;49098346]One of my friends got jumped by 5 people at a park in the worse side of the city I live in. Was throwing up gang signs or something and some guys came up and went ape shit on him, then stole his shoes and his bag of Takis.
Great neighborhoods I live in.[/QUOTE]
Do you live in Harlem?
I was sitting an exam yesterday, and some kid behind me whispers my name and taps my shoulder.
Reluctantly, I turned my head slightly to hear what he had to say, and of all the fucking things I expected to hear, such as "whats the answer to that", he asks me if I want to buy his fucking vape.
Jesus christ. If I got disqualified because of him, I would have beat the shit out of that kid.
The heavily autistic "BALLSAUCE" guy just threw a (loud) shitfit in class because a prominent Steven Universe fan artist made and posted rule 34.
Jesus Christ, this guy must be sheltered as hell.
So when I was in basic training for the Army, there was a trainee I'll call Rudy.
Weird kid, like he was kinda odd. Some time half way through training, he's put on buddy watch, i.e. my platoon will pick out 2 members to pull an hour shift watching a person sleep.
As I later found out, buddy watch is for people with depression or mental issues. Rudy was put on buddy watch [U]twice.[/U] The first time, someone reported that he had self-inflicted lacerations across his shoulders, The 2nd time, I was the one who put him under buddy watch because I was watching him scrape his knuckles against concrete until they [u]started bleeding and basically left streaks of blood on the ground.[/u] He didn't graduate basic training with my platoon.
There was once a kid named Diego (who was from Chile) who was in my media class during year 9. So basically around two years ago. Anyway Diego used to be teased all the time. And he used to get very, very mad. This teasing was not in bullying intent however, mind you. Though he thought as such.
So during class, I was in a group with Diego and a few other cunts. And we had to create a short film about bullying and Diego was the one who was bullied, funnily enough. He then goes on a killing rampage, and murders everyone who bullied him in the short film (including me) with "I am I am" by Religious Man playing in the background.
During the rendering of our short film, we heard a *THUD* and the computer shuts off completely all of sudden. Almost everyone in our group blamed Diego for kicking the plug out (which was loosely connected anyway).
Now just imagine a Rafael Nadal accent him saying, "I am not fucking PC kicker, god FUCKING damnit!" Then the teacher said "um... Diego, please don't swear." And his reply was, "fuck off, bitch." The teacher gets extremely pissed and then Diego walks out.
The end! Diego doesn't get teased that much anymore. In fact, compared to when when he used to get pissed and now, he is very chill. Though the weird part is that he winks sometimes at different classmates randomly.
Today in my class, my teacher did one of those "Get to know you better" activities for the whole class and basically went around and asked what everyone's fears are. Most people said pretty standard stuff, spiders, snakes, needles. But when teach pointed over to the girl sitting at the very back of the class, the girl responded "Not being able to watch anime!"
This kills the child.
[QUOTE=TehAgentGuy;49103267]So when I was in basic training for the Army, there was a trainee I'll call Rudy.
Weird kid, like he was kinda odd. Some time half way through training, he's put on buddy watch, i.e. my platoon will pick out 2 members to pull an hour shift watching a person sleep.
As I later found out, buddy watch is for people with depression or mental issues. Rudy was put on buddy watch [U]twice.[/U] The first time, someone reported that he had self-inflicted lacerations across his shoulders, The 2nd time, I was the one who put him under buddy watch because I was watching him scrape his knuckles against concrete until they [u]started bleeding and basically left streaks of blood on the ground.[/u] He didn't graduate basic training with my platoon.[/QUOTE]
Do you know what ever happened to him?
Afaik, he's in the process of being sent home.
[QUOTE=da space core;49076780]People who do this tick me off. if someone is socially awkward/depressed/introverted, the worst thing you could do is plant the idea that you are expected to murder other people.[/QUOTE]
Bit off topic, but I've had multiple doctors tell my parents that I was on the Autism spectrum. How high I was they never knew, and expected "difficulties" in raising me. Turns out that I was the most respectful and hard-working student by my teachers, a great friend, and the sweetest son, the opposite of what the doctors predicted. Was destined for greatness I was told. That makes me feel a bit better about myself and my apparent disabilities.
Sure I was a weird kid once in a while, but nothing to really talk about. The OTHER kids I've met the past 20 years? That's for another post.
Don't trust the innocent looking kids at school
One time all the students gathered on the hall for an announcement and I stood next to a fat, innocent looking girl girl, and she talked about one of my friends like "HEY, I'M WRITING A STORY ABOUT 2 DUDES FROM CLASS 10-A and 11-B WHERE THEY GO GAY AND THEY GONNA HAVE SEX AND BDSM AND STUFF."
I have no words, I backed off.
There are two kids in the musical I'm in who understand most of the references I make. Last night there was a line that went like "Say Something!" I then repeated the line twice more with increasing empathis like the "Do something" line from Spaceballs. Both of them started laughing and playing along with the joke, and it was pretty cool.
They both look sort of like the kids that are mentioned in this thread, they are both bigger than average but not obese like the kid with the laptop I mentioned some time ago.
One I will call M has the hipster look, in so far as he doesn't really shave his face, but he averts the rest of the look.
The other student, I'll call him P, was in my First Theology class last year, and I knew he was Autistic, but nowhere near the kid who visited us at lunch. From what I know, he is an engineering and mathematics double major, and also knows a good amount of trivial statistics that I remember him bringing up in Theology last year. I think it was about Greek or Latin Phonetics.
Now on to the sort of weird part, or rather weird in so far as an attempted joke goes.
Last night at our open dress rehearsal, things went about as I expected.
Until the scene where the angry mob has to break into the dr's castle shouting "get him, hang the doctor", etc.
The mob starts to quiet down and right as it does I hear someone shout "rape the doctor!".
Turned out it was P the kid who is slightly more Autistic than me.
Funny enough, he laughed it off as a joke.
After the show, we went over notes...from midnight to 2 in the morning.
At one point P stands up and asks if he can get his jacket from backstage since the door gets locked at midnight.
When the director told him no, P softly said "oh fuck!" and plomped back on the floor. Only a few students sitting by me heard him. We couldn't stop laughing about the way he had said it for a few seconds, and people looked at us like we were crazy.
Was it a reference to something too? Cuz I don't get it.
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;49110050]Was it a reference to something too? Cuz I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
The "Do Something" Line was from SpaceBalls.
I don't know if "rape the doctor" was a reference or not.
I guess I'll post another one...
So, let's talk about Mateo (and possibly some of his friends). Mateo is an overweight air-guitarist weaboo in my World History class along with two other weaboos. Typically, you can overhear him and his friends talking about Anime, OCs, FNAF, all mid-fucking class. Furthermore, he claims to be from Syria (despite being pale white) and also claims to know Japanese. :v:
Also, I usually see him wearing a worn-out hoodie and jeans, and metal band T-shirts. He never shuts up about metal and anime.
So, some short stories:
[B]Japanese Skills:[/b]
Our class was going over Chinese inventions and accomplishments. Me and my friend - who we'll call H - we're next to Mateo reading the paper on Ships. The title of the paper was also in Chinese above the English version.
Mateo: "Hey I can read this. I know Japanese."
H: "...This is Chinese."
Mateo: "You sure?"
Not only that, he asked H once what anime he watches. Why? 'cause H is Filipino. The fuck?
[B]"Art":[/B]
So we were doing posters on medieval shit. The following pictures are from his group's poster:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/7VPKdJW.jpg[/t]
Apparently they used BDSM whips for torture? Might be wrong about this, but I don't think that's accurate. :v:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/G06PbSp.jpg[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/5AOzWSN.jpg[/t]
Weaboo bullshit.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/wAugI9N.jpg[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/nBaxxua.jpg[/t]
Ruined the German language for me. Plus Japanese (?) and Tsar Bomba?
[B]What the fuck?:[/B]
I once overheard his group talking about FNAF porn and what character they thought was hotter. Again, aloud mid-fucking class. Also Mateo was clapping and grinning at the sight of medieval torture methods, saying it was "Amazing and legendary", and going "Oh yeah! I love this one!" when the class went over the various slides.
And not only that, he's going out with one of my very close friends. :suicide:
More to come soon. Please excuse any grammar issues, I'm tired as fuck.
[QUOTE=adamsz;49099575]"Nick the Hipster Hick".[/QUOTE]
Please tell us more.
[QUOTE=Nightmare515;49113869][B]"Art":[/B]
So we were doing posters on medieval shit. The following pictures are from his group's poster:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/7VPKdJW.jpg[/t]
Apparently they used BDSM whips for torture? Might be wrong about this, but I don't think that's accurate. :v[/QUOTE]
P sure that during the Black Plague, some people thought that God was killing them for being sinful, so some would whip themselves w/ cat o'nine-tails in the streets to punish themselves in the eyes of God so that they may forgive him. Plus it's been used countless of times for flogging and such. So it kind of relates to the medieval era. (still a good chance it's BDSM shit doe)
[B]Tyler the Neckbeard[/B]
Tyler was around 6 foot, and 300 pounds minimum.
He was in my math class, and one of my friend's classes.
Anyway, on to the main beef of the story.
We'd be sitting in class, doing whatever when he suddenly shout
[B]"TIME FOR SHITPOSTING"[/B]
He would always be carrying around his laptop, and was usually on BeamNG for the first half of the year. I sat near him by choice because he atleast showered, and it was pretty interesting to watch him fuck around in BeamNG. He had a Individual Education Plan, which made it extremely hard to get him suspended. (Nothing short of throwing a fit.)
Sometimes he would be on Twitter, and our math teacher called on him a few times for having "inappropriate things" on his Twitter, which was barely dressed anime characters.
He also was in my RAP class, and we had peer tutors in there.
He fucking hated the peer tutor, and refused to do anything half the time.
It was hilarious.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;49120324]RAP.[/QUOTE]
What are rap classes?
[QUOTE=cdr248;49115341]P sure that during the Black Plague, some people thought that God was killing them for being sinful, so some would whip themselves w/ cat o'nine-tails in the streets to punish themselves in the eyes of God so that they may forgive him. Plus it's been used countless of times for flogging and such. So it kind of relates to the medieval era. (still a good chance it's BDSM shit doe)[/QUOTE]
Although the use of nep nep is a little disturbing
typical weebshit
[QUOTE=MyBumBum;49120659]What are rap classes?[/QUOTE]
Oh sorry, those are basically our study hall.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;49120324][B]Tyler the Neckbeard[/B]
Tyler was around 6 foot, and 300 pounds minimum.
He was in my math class, and one of my friend's classes.
Anyway, on to the main beef of the story.
We'd be sitting in class, doing whatever when he suddenly shout
[B]"TIME FOR SHITPOSTING"[/B][/QUOTE]
a facepuncher i presume
not a facepuncher actually.
[QUOTE=TehAgentGuy;49108393]Afaik, he's in the process of being sent home.[/QUOTE]
Failure to Adapt, if not Fraudulent Enlistment if they determine it was a pre-existing condition.
okay so theres this kid that is in the cafeteria every morning that my friends and i like to call "apple kid"
hes a freshman but hes got a full pedostache. i'm pretty sure he only wears one article of clothing because ive never seen him in anything but a really ratty green hoodie. basically, during every lunch, he walks around the cafeteria and asks people for spare apples, which he places in a makeshift sack created by folding up the bottom of his hoodie.
after collecting the apples, he rolls them all onto his table and fucks with them with a [I]pair of scissors that he cut in half.[/I] as in this motherfucker has two single-blade scissors. sometimes he stabs the apples and sometimes he caresses himself with the scissors. i want to ask him what the fuck is wrong with him but im legitimately scared of being attacked.
this year brought in a whole bunch of weird people but ill save some of those stories for another time
On Friday some kid with greasy ass hair and a pedo stache came to school in a black leather trenchcoat.
I thought trenchcoat were banned in US schools?
[QUOTE=Toro;49124778]On Friday some kid with greasy ass hair and a pedo stache came to school in a black leather trenchcoat.
I thought trenchcoat were banned in US schools?[/QUOTE]
They cover the shoulders so they're perfect :)
[QUOTE=Toro;49124778]On Friday some kid with greasy ass hair and a pedo stache came to school in a black leather trenchcoat.
I thought trenchcoat were banned in US schools?[/QUOTE]
I actually often wore a trench coat to school in the winter. Yeah I was that nerd.
Thankfully mine was green and not masturbating-in-public-tan.
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;49101004]The heavily autistic "BALLSAUCE" guy just threw a (loud) shitfit in class because a prominent Steven Universe fan artist made and posted rule 34.
Jesus Christ, this guy must be sheltered as hell.[/QUOTE]
what grade is this
[QUOTE=Toro;49124778][...]some kid with greasy ass hair[...][/QUOTE]
Something tells me you know more about this person than you're telling us :v:
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