Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Aldawolf;49125442]what grade is this[/QUOTE]
We study Media Development, I'm in my final year and this guy, first year, is probably like 18.
[QUOTE=Reno360;49125310]Thankfully mine was green and not masturbating-in-public-tan.[/QUOTE]
your avatar is relevant
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;49125571]your avatar is relevant[/QUOTE]
Ain't it? :v:
Just saw someone download the Minions movie during a lecture today. What the fuck could possess someone to do that?
i was the weird kid at my school
history teacher once laughed at me in front of the class because i dumped a bag of mini chocolate chip cookies into my carton of milk and let it turn into cookie sludge so i could drink it
i guess i should have kept that in the cafeteria instead of doing it in class. but it was the period right after lunch :(
[QUOTE=Kljunas;49127624]Just saw someone download the Minions movie during a lecture today. What the fuck could possess someone to do that?[/QUOTE]
maybe they have bad internet at home?
[QUOTE=freaka;49127691]maybe they have bad internet at home?[/QUOTE]
Them downloading a movie isn't a problem, it's the fact that they're downloading the [I]Minions Movie [/I]that's the problem.
could be for a small child or something who knows
There's this kid who has been held back like 4 times, must be at least 18 by now, has a girlfriend also in freshman year but she's a real freshmen (14) they go back in the back of the library. You'd think they'd be making out or something, but it turns out they were doing anal back there and a whole lot of other stuff.
theres this kid who made a joke about my mum getting sparta kicked through the flyscreen when she was being abused by my stepdad it wasnt funny hes a rude peice of shit
[QUOTE=Kljunas;49127624]Just saw someone download the Minions movie during a lecture today. What the fuck could possess someone to do that?[/QUOTE]
I downloaded that movie for my girlfriend and I to watch together. :(
Me and my ex would walk around the school with our arms around one another, you know. Lovey dovey shit. Anyway, down in Florida, schools aren't all in one building, it's laid out as a campus. My ex and I would circle the campus every lunch period just talking about whatever when we walked by the one building on campus all the retards were stuck in. We called it the retard castle. Well, one of the retards got out, some black kid with a terrible upward infliction with some polo that's at least 5 sizes too tight for him. He runs up to us and starts babbling something about whatever retards like to talk about, so me and my ex just run away.
Just in the nick of time
[QUOTE=Dust2isShit;49129962]theres this kid who made a joke about my mum getting sparta kicked through the flyscreen when she was being abused by my stepdad it wasnt funny hes a rude peice of shit[/QUOTE]
I'd recommend beating the shit out of them because that's crossing the fucking line right there
There's some asian kid that is always at the same urinal at the same bathroom at the same time and he's there like literally every day. You can even tell when he's in there because he leaves his backpack outside the door for like maybe 15 minutes? Fuck man maybe more.
The worst part is that he pulls everything down to his knees, so it's become commonplace to walk into the bathroom after lunch to find this quiet, puppy-eyed asian kid fucking glued to the urinal, always looking over his shoulder, and with his bare ass just hanging out like it's nothing.
I even accidentally made the mistake of trying to initiate conversation while he was in this state. In my defense, the school installed some fucking weird paper towel dispensers that I didn't know how to use. I scoured that shit up and down but I couldn't figure it out. I turn around once, then twice:
"Hey do you know how to use these things?"
*asian kid stares at me over his shoulder, barebottomed and still in the process of doing whatever he's doing with his hands*
tbh the whole experience was so surreal that I can't even remember what I said (or if I said anything) after that 10 second pause
And yeah man I know I probably shouldn't strike up conversations in the bathroom, let alone with people on the urinal, but shiet man can't you help a brother out and just give me a quick "yeah you pull it from X" (I still don't know how to use them), like, my hands were all wet n stuff dude i'm not just gonna leave em like that
pretty sure he can't speak english very well
So today in in China and Japan Film class, the teacher finished showing us Ip Man. we get tothe end where he gets shot (he lives) and after the epilogue the professor said something to the effect of, "Obviously he didn't die from that".
With perfect timing someone's I-phone's Siri responded with, "I didn't quite get that."
Nobody had a straight face for a solid minute, including the professor.
Not long after, My phone starts ringing I silence it and then who else but Hipster Nick's phone goes off as well. He mentioned the location of the number and I realized it was the same number that called me.
This is why I don't like the red cross.
2 of my classmates brought a bag of weed, an old smoking pipe during our sports festival
some kid was smoking weed in the back of the bus at my school last year and his reply to being "caught" was
"how did you know? I was crouched behind the seat"
[QUOTE=Toro;48976164]I didn't speak to this kid, but I saw this probably freshman edgelord waddling down the hallway, air guitaring, with the edgiest fucking clothes I have ever seen, Its just amazing.
-pics-
stuff that I couldn't find a good picture of was the eyeliner under his eyes.
The best part was the beats were around his neck and bleeding a fuck ton, and it was super obvious that he was fucking air guitaring to shit like Linking Park, Limp Bizkit, and Slipknot. My friends tell me hes a wierdo and wears the same clothes every day, never takes off his bandana nor hat nor hood because he tells the teachers it is "unconstitutional" and he is not legally bound to a contract telling him that he can't wear those in school, and also apparently he got his locker searched and nearly got expelled because he threatened a kid that he had a 9 inch combat knife in his locker and would behead him.
I need to find out more about this kid, cause he is cringe-tastic.
edit: I also have a stoner friend who dreamed about getting violently raped by Dwayne Johnson, and now has Dwayne Johnson-Phobia. He also found a pill bottle on the ground and took like 3 of the pills, and then was super fucking high and was flipping the fuck out when we had to go across a creaky ass bridge.[/QUOTE]
holy shit, this kids in a homework support class that I'm in, and hes a legit script kiddie, he has wireshark on his laptop, a .txt (literally named hitlist.txt) with peoples IP's, and botnet controllers to DDoS people. He fuckin' brags about it to, he has 1 friend in the class and is like "hey watch me take down this guys internet LOL!" "hacking is so fun!"
Im like 95% sure ddosing is illegal, and I kinda want to report him to the police to see his reaction.
got another kid that constantly corrects people on some pretty menial bullshit, not even on grammar or spelling but straight up trivia knowledge-tier shit
for example on of my friends jokingly said something along the lines of like 'oh no he's gonna choke me, ooooohh deear' and then the guy just says (and let me be clear this guy has the goddamn most stereotypical loud/nasally nerd voice) 'uuuuh well technically he'd be strangling you because you can only be choked by an object lodged in your throat'
it's really not [I]that [/I]bad but the sheer frequency at which he does it is absolutely killing me. He's done it so much to the point where it's legitimately getting annoying he hasn't done it enough for me to learn how to tune it out
I got even more middle school stories, here:
Not about a student, but about a teacher:
So in 8th grade, there was this one teacher EVERYBODY hated, she acted like an asshole to everybody. So, get this, one day a few minutes before break time that teacher says "Feel free to dismiss yourselves once the bell has rang," The bell rings, and then once everyone walks out the door she just yells at us and says "WHOA! I DIDN'T DISMISS YOU!" I facepalmed after that. Literally.
[QUOTE=Reno360;49125310]I actually often wore a trench coat to school in the winter. Yeah I was that nerd.
Thankfully mine was green and not masturbating-in-public-tan.[/QUOTE]
I have a tan trench coat :c I would never wear it in public though, I have nothing that matches with it.
There's a kid at my school who talks to nobody, has shoulder-length, stringy black hair with purple highlights, and wears a full three-piece suit every day. The suit coat is the sort of fancy Victorian kind that is longer in the back, don't know what to call it. Sometimes he brings a top hat too. Nothing nonstandard, really, compared to some of the wackos in this thread.
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49140801]There's a kid at my school who talks to nobody, has shoulder-length, stringy black hair with purple highlights, and wears a full three-piece suit every day. The suit coat is the sort of fancy Victorian kind that is longer in the back, don't know what to call it. Sometimes he brings a top hat too. Nothing nonstandard, really, compared to some of the wackos in this thread.[/QUOTE]
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Hmm, would you guys like to hear about Robert?
Country ghetto who is also my dealer.
Plenty of funny incidents with this guy.
You guys asked, so here's
[B] Robert[/B]
About six foot tall country/ghetto mix. Boots, whatever kind of swag/yolo kind of shirt.
Anyway, he's a sophomore this year, so last year I was dicking around in RAP when he'd be gone for two days. Told us he got suspended by the head principal for this reason.
He was apparently blazed, and he took a sharpie and just walked round the school with it, putting a solid line on all the walls. He tells us that Mr. Turner, our head principal told him he crossed the 'shit line'. I've never heard Mr. Turner curse, we were pretty shocked to hear he even said shit. He's one of the IEP kids so he can get away with a lot of stuff as well.
He'll regularly walk into RAP, and go on about whatever crazy story he's got.
But a pretty cool otherwise.
[editline]18th November 2015[/editline]
also we have some kids who get mad hilariously easy, ususally IEP ones. Pick one of these two.
Melvin or James.
how about both
Tell us about Melvin.
I've got a good one. So there's this kid, we'll call him Rob. I spent all the time in school with Rob as he was in the same grade, however he was slightly off.
As in slow in the mind, a simpleton. Never really weird, just acted how he was. One day we're outside, I'm standing near the road just so happening to be near him.
I hear him say 'hey i found a balloon', and to my surprise I turn to see him trying to blow this balloon up. But it's not a balloon. It's a god forsaken used condom.
Needless to say he was sent inside and was quite confused by the reactions. Though he was slightly off, he wasn't totally dumb, he coulda been taught about this as we had sex-ed.
He was never there, so he was probably over sheltered, only adding to his problem.
Not super weird but there's this dude in my class who wears skinny jeans that are too small and shirts that are too small as well so whenever he sits down his entire lower back is showing. He's coked up everyday and whenever we get more than 10 minutes break he gets into his car to smoke weed. He's almost never there
I used to have a guy in my class who'd go to the water tower almost every break to smoke weed. He knew a fair bit about programming though. Guess he was just really bored.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;49143860]You guys asked, so here's
[B] Robert[/B]
About six foot tall country/ghetto mix. Boots, whatever kind of swag/yolo kind of shirt.
Anyway, he's a sophomore this year, so last year I was dicking around in RAP when he'd be gone for two days. Told us he got suspended by the head principal for this reason.
He was apparently blazed, and he took a sharpie and just walked round the school with it, putting a solid line on all the walls. He tells us that Mr. Turner, our head principal told him he crossed the 'shit line'. I've never heard Mr. Turner curse, we were pretty shocked to hear he even said shit. He's one of the IEP kids so he can get away with a lot of stuff as well.
He'll regularly walk into RAP, and go on about whatever crazy story he's got.
But a pretty cool otherwise.
[editline]18th November 2015[/editline]
also we have some kids who get mad hilariously easy, ususally IEP ones. Pick one of these two.
Melvin or James.[/QUOTE]
LMAO is Mr. Turner like Mr. Lahey? totally read "shit line" in his voice from trailer park boys for those unaware.
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