Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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some kid i know walked in to my science class with a big ass water bottle of lean, when the teacher asked what it was he said it was grape juice and he accidentally spit his jolly rancher into it.
smooth af
So we have this abomination in one of my current classes
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IP9Skxp.jpg?1[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;49154869]So we have this abomination in one of my current classes
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IP9Skxp.jpg?1[/IMG][/QUOTE]
why oh jesus why
[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;49154869]So we have this abomination in one of my current classes
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IP9Skxp.jpg?1[/IMG][/QUOTE]
what happened to you shrek
Since now that i study at a trade school, there's this one guy who happens to be a theater actor. And he constantly parodying same shit over and over, once he bitchslapped me because i mentioned his insult which i had no idea about
Ballsauce guy and his female fellow autist just spent recess molesting each other in public while squealing loudly.
[B][I][U]HELP.[/U][/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;49191009]Ballsauce guy and his female fellow autist just spent recess molesting each other in public while squealing loudly.
[B][I][U]HELP.[/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE]
Beat them with a large stick.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49191690]Beat them with a large stick.[/QUOTE]
But be sure to speak softly when you do.
there was this one REALLY annoying kid in my elementary school. he liked shouting the word "WWWWWROOOOOOOOONNNNG!" when he'd ask you a ridiculous question like "what is a million times a trillion!?" sometimes he'd even be a little shit and be like "what is longer, a month or a year?" then someone would say a year, and he would be like "WRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNG! A DECADE IS LONGER HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" jesus i wanted to break that little fucks teeth so bad.
[QUOTE=poopman234;49194119]there was this one REALLY annoying kid in my elementary school. he liked shouting the word "WWWWWROOOOOOOOONNNNG!" when he'd ask you a ridiculous question like "what is a million times a trillion!?" sometimes he'd even be a little shit and be like "what is longer, a month or a year?" then someone would say a year, and he would be like "WRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNG! A DECADE IS LONGER HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" jesus i wanted to break that little fucks teeth so bad.[/QUOTE]
jesus
what a cunt
I'm currently working in sales through telephone and I have one simple mission to do in my office, I pick up the phone, and dial. Hopefully getting a sale in the process.
Up until recently I sat with a dude in the same room and cold called, this person would complain about everything ranging from the chair he sat on, to the phone system and everything else in the room or at work in general. Best part is that this half-tard is actually older than me, by like... 5 - 6 years. He told everyone that he has 11 years of sales experience, but couldn't even pronounce the company's name right after 2 days work. He loved to brag about [B]everything[/B] he did and I think he was a compulsive liar as well.
Anyway, one day we were going to lunch so he went to meet his parents to have a "meeting" and just disappears. The bosses call him and get no answer, and the same thing the next day. Nobody knows what happened to the douche 30 year old. Good riddance I say.
[QUOTE=poopman234;49194119]there was this one REALLY annoying kid in my elementary school. he liked shouting the word "WWWWWROOOOOOOOONNNNG!" when he'd ask you a ridiculous question like "what is a million times a trillion!?" sometimes he'd even be a little shit and be like "what is longer, a month or a year?" then someone would say a year, and he would be like "WRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNG! A DECADE IS LONGER HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" jesus i wanted to break that little fucks teeth so bad.[/QUOTE]
WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG A CENTURY IS LONGER AHAHAHAHAXHAHAHAHAH!
[QUOTE=someone101001;49201938]i want to break your teeth[/QUOTE]
Wrong! A femur is longer! Hahahaha!
Yall all wrong. My dick is longer :>
[QUOTE=xXMcSkillzXx;49213053]Yall all wrong. My dick is longer :>[/QUOTE]
WRONG! YOUR MOTHERS IS LONGER! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lets get back on track.
I only have enough time to tell one of these stories, so do you want to hear the tale of the edgy 2008 myspace kid transported into 2015, or the tale of the rooster teeth fangirl?
[QUOTE=Banana Phone;49213426]Lets get back on track.
I only have enough time to tell one of these stories, so do you want to hear the tale of the edgy 2008 myspace kid transported into 2015, or the tale of the rooster teeth fangirl?[/QUOTE]
RT fangirl
Hopefully both, please. RT girl first but the other one sounds interesting too.
Alright, we're starting with RT Fangirl. She was also a Weeb. This story is a little NSFW.
[quote]Be me (BP) ordinary senior kid at a random school.
DON'T be Roosterteeth-Chan (RC), some random pudgy "Omgggg WonDee Animu Besties" Girl who always had her eyes on an iPhone or the like.
So this started back at like Day One of the senior year. I'm walking to my lockers and this perky girl comes up to me and, without warning, startles me with this question:
"Has anyone told you that you look like a young version of Ray from Achievement Hunter?
I just responded with "What? I've never seen much Rooster Teeth."
Of course, we just talked and I tried to be as nonchalant and avoid getting clinged onto like a barnacle. But she was the implacable freshman. She followed me EVERYWHERE, quoting in-jokes from stuff like "Things to do in Minecraft" and "Red vs Blue" that I had shit-to-none knowledge about, as well as random non-sensical irrelevant anime thingies from stuff like Lucky Star, and BLEACH, but notably RWBY. Naturally, I responded with mild "okays." and "uh-huhs", but she kept coming. I went home and watched a some rooster teeth series and to be fair they were a little funny. I go up to her the next day and said "Yeah, RC, I guess this channel you are so fascinated in is a bit funny."
Big. Fucking. Mistake.
RC INSTANTLY REACHES FANGIRL CRITICAL MASS. She starts rambling like an idiot. "Didyouseethatoneclipwaitnoitwasfromthislolimsuchaquirkyandrandomnerdgurl" etc etc etc. I tried to passive-aggressively get her to piss off, but the hell lasted for months, the most notable interactions from her including attempts to hit on me. Then one day she comes up to me, no questions asked, turns me around and squeals "BP-Sempai!!!! I drew you! Nyah~".
She shoves an iPad into my face, fully revealing to me an unspeakable horror.
It was RC rubbing it in some really ghetto-looking bedroom. To poorly drawn gay porno/"yaoi." of an "aged-up me" that looked nowhere close to what I look like.
Naturally, after I cringed internally for about four minutes, I went up to her and said "That's fucking disgusting."
RC just looks at me, sobs, and runs off towards a window, chucking her iPad out. She punches some lockers and attempted to destroy a few corkboards full of stuff, and then proceeded to sprint off mumbling something along the lines of "F-Fuck you BP, I'm gonna go steal the knife of [Some creepypasta villain I can't remember], summon my spirit animal with the blood of your friends, and go full-yandere on this place until you reveal your true love for me!11!1!!"
She got expelled when they found the masturbation and porn, and due to the death-threats and broken window and that's the last I heard of her. She didn't kill herself or attempt any murders, but that's all I know.[/quote]
I'll tell the other story later but it's not as interesting and it's early in the morning.
There is this one kid that keeps on creeping on you when your in the bathroom, he justs looks on to of the wall and sees you doing your bussiness, one day I saw him frightened and wasn't paying attention to anything as if he saw a ghost. I asked what was wrong, he answered by saying that he saw the most terrifying thing in his life. I asked what did he see, he said that it was huge and long. I was bit confused but then I remebered that one first break I saw the math teacher enter the toilet and the kid followed him in there...
Nothing at all.
Alright this might be kinda lengthy, but there's a dude in my Design and Animation Program and he fits so many sperg stereotypes it's nuts.
To start, his appearance : Maybe 5'10" lanky white dude, acne, used to have the greasiest most disgusting hair before he lopped it off. Shit had white flecks (I guess dandruff) lining the strands up and down. He had it in one of the asymmetrical emo cuts where it's cut close on one side and mid length on the other. He also wears a Turtlebeach gaming headset wherever he goes. I have also seen him with some DIY fingerless gloves from time to time. And here's the kicker, if you could just not look at him it would be fine, but the fuckin odor he emits is unavoidable. But there's a bit of a mystery to the smell. It doesn't just stay around him like some deathcloud, it seems to emit at random intervals. Like one minute it's fine and the next the whole back of the class is choking. As quickly as it appears it dissipates, only to lurk in the shadows and strike when your nose least expects it.
Onto his personality : he will argue with anyone over anything at the drop of hat, often throwing out random tidbits he's learned from Buzzfeed. He tries to fight the instructor on just about anything he says, just slowing the class down. If you could have a single conversation without him saying "Well actually..." it'd be a miracle. And if he isn't correcting you, he's interjecting with some terrible edgy opinion. At one point, the instructor was trying to prove a point and went around the room asking for everyone to name a hero. Most people responded with the usual "Batman, Superman, Ironman etc," but then get to this guy and I swear to god he leans back in his chair, crosses his arms behind his head, and with a big smug smile on his face says "The Joker." The instructor stares at him for like 10 seconds before saying "Alright whatever," and moves on.
And for the cherry on top, his final project for this class. The usual thing for everyone to do is to do a 2-4 minute animation, but he wanted to make a game. The instructor allowed it since there was an Unreal class in the course. This motherfucker is making a 2D platformer in Unreal, about a Fox who has to rescue a fox princess. And what does he name this fox? "Yiffers."
Whenever he pitched this idea in front of everyone, I caught a glance around the table of everyone's face imploding from cringing.
Good god..
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Until he said the name of his character, I was going to say it didn't sound bad if he's decent with the engine.
Now I'm scared to find out just how far he's going to take it.
[QUOTE=Banana Phone;49214050]Alright, we're starting with RT Fangirl. She was also a Weeb. This story is a little NSFW.
[QUOTE]RT Fan[/QUOTE]
I'll tell the other story later but it's not as interesting and it's early in the morning.[/QUOTE]
Good grief. It's nowhere close to the 2 girls I had in my class. Compared to this one, they were fucking angels. They would reference a few things, especially RvB, but nothing that would get tiresome.
I lost it at "Yiffers" :v:
There was this guy in my class who would wear fingerless gloves because they were cheaper, even though he clearly cut the fingers off.
[QUOTE=Bo!;49216261]There was this guy in my class who would wear fingerless gloves because they were cheaper, even though he clearly cut the fingers off.[/QUOTE]
that's horrible, did he at least have a licensed doctor do it?
Way back when I was in the 8th grade there was this kid, his last name Winkle. Now Winkle was one of those fat nerdy kids that tried to hang out with "cooler" douche bags despite the fact that they treated him like complete shit. Well one day while just standing waiting for class talking to friends Winkle just runs up to me and jumps on my back in a fit of rage before getting thrown off and scampering away. Apparently someone I know and a few other people were making fun of him (he was genuinely bullied by some of our classmates) by taunting "Winkle peed in his pants!" over and over again before claiming I had told them to say it and he believed them for one reason or another. Prior to this I had little to nothing to do with Winkle, we each knew the other's name but beyond that no interaction. I still have no idea why the guy picking on him picked me to put the blame on, he told me he just thought it was funny, and I have no idea why Winkle believed him so easily. Never really had much interaction with Winkle after that, I completely forgot about him until my senior year of high school and I saw in the yearbook that he had his senior picture taken in his LARP armor.
[QUOTE=Banana Phone;49214050]Alright, we're starting with RT Fangirl. She was also a Weeb.[/QUOTE]
You reminded me of someone, so I'll describe her. She's someone from High School that was super problematic, and her fake name for the sake of clarity will be Tammy.
Tammy's unattractive, but not in the sense that she's physically ugly. All of her ugliness comes from the fact that she's [I]so[/I] unjustifiably mean and snotty. Senior year is when it seems like she managed to get all her just desserts, as she managed to...
[b]Become leader of the yearbook club and ruin it.[/b] On top of editing people's pages, giving people pages last minute, and blaming everyone but herself, she fucked up the quote of a guy that hung himself out in the soccer field. I don't have the yearbook at the house I'm at right now, but it was a grammatical error that completely diminished any chance of sounding cool and is the biggest slap in the face, in my opinion.
If I also remember correctly, Tammy absolutely did not apologize for the yearbook's quality in the slightest, blaming everything on the yearbook staff and suddenly not wanting to be associated as the leader of anything.
[B]Go to prom, fail to impress and get with her ideal man, and then drop to the ground screaming, crying, and banging the ground with both fists.[/B] I'll tell you what, I didn't go to Senior-year prom. Junior-year prom was good enough for me. But I would have loved to have gone and see what was described to me by my friends as the nuclear meltdown of the century. It's literally kindergarten-level behavior from someone who [I]expresses no faults[/I].
[B]Express sincere hatred for me and everything I have ever done despite talking to her a total of three times.[/B] Don't know about this one or how I could possibly rub off on a person so badly like that, but my hypothesis is that she hated everyone that either didn't stoop to her level or wasn't "beneath" her in some way.
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