• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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Girl once, her boyfreidn broke up with her because she got way to clingy. my god biggest melt down ever! She started screaming and yelling saying NO WE ARE NOT BROKEN UP. she then start hitting him, she got really violent and the teachers had to drag her into another room and lock her in there (Yes drag her she was on the floor and they dragged her) while locked in the room she went full hulk and started throwing desks around. after the broke up she broke into his house loads and would sleep in his house :| she also threatened his mum! She is pretty chill usually I just dont think she was ready for the break up :')
Nothing says "we aren't splitting" like a punch to the face.
I just witnessed a high-school student throw a tantrum because she wasn't allowed to use her phone to cheat on math work.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;49222124]I just witnessed a high-school student throw a tantrum because she wasn't allowed to use her phone to cheat on math work.[/QUOTE] Did she happen to be a Chinese citizen, born in [url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10132391/Riot-after-Chinese-teachers-try-to-stop-pupils-cheating.html]Zhongxiang[/url]? :v: Believe it or not, for some people cheating is how exams are supposed to be made.
[QUOTE=FPtje;49222665]Did she happen to be a Chinese citizen, born in [URL="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10132391/Riot-after-Chinese-teachers-try-to-stop-pupils-cheating.html"]Zhongxiang[/URL]? :v: Believe it or not, for some people cheating is how exams are supposed to be made.[/QUOTE] well at least it's not just the west that's an overly entitled mess
[QUOTE=Durrsly;49222124]I just witnessed a high-school student throw a tantrum because she wasn't allowed to use her phone to cheat on math work.[/QUOTE] That remind me of this one kid who got kicked out of one of the advance classes for cheating His parents sued the school.
I just started college this year and I'm pretty sure one of the dudes in my course is autistic or something. At the start of the semester he was pretty shy but he gradually got more and more outspoken and now he'll feel free to chime and and try to joke with the teachers during lectures (which is a normal thing, we have small classes). But he always says the most cringeworthy things and he has this nervous tick where after every single thing he says he does this weird little retarded laugh. You know how if one person is making fun of another person and they do a really dumb sounding mock laugh? Like a "hnnnnggg hnnnggg hnnnggg" sound? Almost like from Beavis and Butthead? That's his actual laugh. He does it non stop. He actually earned the nicknames 'Giggles' and 'Chuckles' independently from different people. He also recently started wearing a fedora all the time. Pretty sure he also wears fingerless gloves but I can't tell if he really did or if he's so crazy, he's corrupting my mental image of him.
There was a really racist kid in one of my middle schools that had an annoying fascination with other people's shoes. He'd always ask everyone what kind they were wearing, and even tried popping a pair off a kid's feet once. I fucking hated him, because he scuffed a brand new pair of Adidas I got for my birthday. The worst part about him though was how he was hardly ever punished. The only time I can remember was when he called a mixed student a half breed, like it was Hogwarts or some shit.
[QUOTE=Banana Phone;49214050]Alright, we're starting with RT Fangirl. She was also a Weeb. This story is a little NSFW. [QUOTE]Roosterteeth-Chan[/QUOTE] I'll tell the other story later but it's not as interesting and it's early in the morning.[/QUOTE] that's fucking awful, surely that would have had some kind of adverse effect on you mentally?
Time for another weird kid story to contribute to the thread. Well to keep the kid's name unknown, we will call him Mort. About 17 years old and a 10th grader, this kid is a complete sociopath. He came to the school about 2 years ago when i was a 10th grader. He joined 8th grade and was considered to be a "troubled" student. About 6 ft 2', same height as i am now. He wears clothes that never match. Sweat pants with military boots and wearing some shitty sweatshirt, or some other weird combo. He smelled like a corpse half the time, constantly mumbled, and was an ass. So when Mort first arrived at the school, he saw the cameras around the school and considered the cameras were the Japanese spying on us. He went around the school saying he was going to bomb and shoot the school apart so the Japanese won't take over America. The Seniors and other students from other grades were a bit worried from his threats. We told the teachers about Mort, but they just said he was a "troubled" kid. So the weird shit throughout my 10th grade year mostly came from Mort and a few other people, but ill talk about them later. Fast forward about two years. Im a Senior now and Mort is now a 10th grader and well, he hasn't changed much since he arrived at the school. In fact, he got worse. He has tantrums, would smash tables, grunt, breath heavily and scream at random people in the hallways. Nobody could tell him to quit being a little shit head because he was a "special" student. (I have a sister with down syndrome, so, he doesn't really deserve to be called "special", more of an asshole). In Class, he would wear his regular headphones and listen to music he "created". Which sounds more like terrible FNAF fan music or some shit. You can never tell him to turn it down because he would get angry and smash things, the teachers are too terrified to do anything. Though today i decided to tell him to calm down during lunch. Ok so during lunch, i sit with my best friends in the long table that was between two other long ones with my friends. We were just chatting. I look over to the other table, my other friends tend to sit over there. My friend sat at the other end with a bunch of the other Juniors since they were in basketball. While a few of my other female friends were over on the right side of the table, just chatting. And the no man zone in between, thats were Mort sat. Once he sat down at the table, Mort was talking to one of my female friends on the girl side of the table. Telling her what would she do if somebody was going to shoot you. Mort was boasting how he would jump in the way of the bullet, my friend who was trying to eat told Mort if she could eat and quit talking. Mort didn't take a fucking hint and kept blabbing. Then Mort decided to quit spewing bullshit for ten seconds, My friend then offered a roll to one of the guys on the other end of the table. The dude said yes, but right after he said that, Mort responded that he wanted it. My friend told Mort somebody else already said yes. Mort didn't like that, he then spewed more bullshit that if people decline food to him, he was going to kill them. At that point, no teacher was intervening, and the girls and my friends were getting worried. He was saying if you do "three strikes", he was going to "Fuck them up", he said that to one of the girls. At that point, none of the girls said anything and were afraid of getting assaulted by the dickhead. Then, one of my best friends who were siting by me yelled at Mort saying "Mort, leave them alone, they just want to eat their lunch." Mort Responded saying "JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE IN A HIGHER POSITION, YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ME!!!!, IM TIRED OF EVERYONE IN THIS SCHOOL TRYING TO FUCKING PICK ON ME". I responded "Mort, would you calm down!" He then gave me the death look, while i gave him "come at me bitch" look. He then smashed his fist into the table. He then stood up and scraped the food into the trash. he walked pass me breathing heavily and right before he walked out the cafeteria. I heard the loudest HEUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH noise i ever heard. It was like hearing the stock Bull noise. Everyone in the cafeteria was speechless after that. Then right after that happened, one of the women teachers, about 60 years old (and about as conservative as fucking Ted Cruz) walked up to me and said "You shouldn't of have yelled at Mort, you should had let the teacher take control of the situation, i believe i speak for everyone here in the cafeteria..." She blabs on for god knows how long, and then leaves. Then everyone tells me i did the right thing by telling Mort to shut up. Even some of the teachers congratulated me on doing so. The rest of the periods that day were interesting. Fucking Mort...
Alright. Since I'm squeezing out my last weird kid stories, I figured I'd give an update on some of my classmates who I have on skype. I haven't removed them from skype yet souley because I wanted to see if they would do anything else cringey that I could observe from a distance and tell to you guys. Weeb: She's drawing (tracing over slugbox's art) overly-sexualized anime porn of herself as a cow-type-thing fursona now. She keeps telling me about her new self-insert comic about her and her anime fursonas going to this highschool or some shit. I guess there's a shark character on the swim team and a cheetah character on the runners team. She reblogs typical feminist extremist type stuff on her tumblr: "black lives matter" and "white people are privledged" despite her being white herself. Dr.Who Girl: Recently wanted to get back in touch with me, we discussed art and somewhere down the conversation I mentioned I was getting a tattoo. She sends me a picture of this pastel captain america/avengers tattoo and claims she's getting it tattooed on her arm. Ok. I mean it'd be cool but she's only doing it to be like that whole "nerdy girl" cliche. I don't gots' much to contribute no' mo'... :0(
Was reminded of something when I read about that Rock Club thing. Not sure if this counts as weird as much as I find it stupid and funny, but I'll post it anyway. Back in middle-school during recess, most normal guys would play football and the girls would sit on a bench and watch them while talking bullshit. Well, me and my gang of buffoons weren't like the others. We always came up with new and exciting things to do when we were not riling up that one kid with ADHD. The schoolyard had two thick ropes tied between two trees (in a manner where you could stand on the bottom rope and hold onto the top rope with your hands), it was there just for casual climbing/balancing but we quickly figured out something more fun to do with it. Basically we would stand on the bottom rope and grab on tight to the top rope, while one or two of us would yank the bottom rope back and forth, creating a violent motion, making the bottom rope go all the way up above the top one so you were pretty much upside down and then down again and backwards. Usually the fat guy in our group would do the rocking because it was too heavy for the rest of us to pull the rope with him standing on it. This probably also angered him a bit because I remember he was deliberately trying to make us fall on our asses. [t]http://f2.braxupload.se/obadh7.jpg[/t] Anyway, so while the other kids were doing the normal things, we would rock the ropes. It quickly gained popularity though, and the tough guys wanted to give it a go. Now more people were hard at work pulling the bottom rope and things quickly got out of hand. There were a good 10 people participating and like 5 people slaving to keep it in motion as well as a crowd of kids watching the entire shenanigans. Finally this smaller kid lost the grip with his feet from the bottom rope (probably due to him also being shorter), causing him to just hang there for a while until the bottom rope struck his feet, ripping loose his grip from the top rope and causing him to flip and faceplant in the dirt. He was already hurting and ready to cry, but nothing could stop the rope-rocking machine and as he was trying to stand up, he got caught by the bottom rope again which sort of scooped him up and sent him flying at least a good 5 metres or so down the nearby slope and actually broke his arm. The next day of school we were sad to see the ropes gone. [editline]3rd December 2015[/editline] Don't think I've encountered someone really weird during my time in school except that one guy at the gymnasium who randomly pointed out during an otherwise normal conversation that he had a friend that likes to finger his dog.
In middle school there was this one guy who one day stood up on a lunch table and yelled "BEHOLD! I BEAR OFFERING OF PEACE!" He then pulled his pants down and starting pissing at anyone within distance.
I do remember something I did when I was like 9 years old that can be perceived as pretty weird though, at least my teacher made me feel bad about it. After playing some football with my classmates during the lunch break and we got inside the classroom, I tried to initiate that airplane goal-dance I had seen them do in FIFA 99. But nobody joined in, it was just me running around in a circle in the middle of the classroom while everyone else sat quietly in their seats. I was too caught up in the moment to realize that though and when my teacher entered the room she just looks at me like I'm retarded and yells out my name really loud.
[QUOTE=Reno360;49214678]Alright this might be kinda lengthy, but there's a dude in my Design and Animation Program and he fits so many sperg stereotypes it's nuts. To start, his appearance : Maybe 5'10" lanky white dude, acne, used to have the greasiest most disgusting hair before he lopped it off. Shit had white flecks (I guess dandruff) lining the strands up and down. He had it in one of the asymmetrical emo cuts where it's cut close on one side and mid length on the other. He also wears a Turtlebeach gaming headset wherever he goes. I have also seen him with some DIY fingerless gloves from time to time. And here's the kicker, if you could just not look at him it would be fine, but the fuckin odor he emits is unavoidable. But there's a bit of a mystery to the smell. It doesn't just stay around him like some deathcloud, it seems to emit at random intervals. Like one minute it's fine and the next the whole back of the class is choking. As quickly as it appears it dissipates, only to lurk in the shadows and strike when your nose least expects it. Onto his personality : he will argue with anyone over anything at the drop of hat, often throwing out random tidbits he's learned from Buzzfeed. He tries to fight the instructor on just about anything he says, just slowing the class down. If you could have a single conversation without him saying "Well actually..." it'd be a miracle. And if he isn't correcting you, he's interjecting with some terrible edgy opinion. At one point, the instructor was trying to prove a point and went around the room asking for everyone to name a hero. Most people responded with the usual "Batman, Superman, Ironman etc," but then get to this guy and I swear to god he leans back in his chair, crosses his arms behind his head, and with a big smug smile on his face says "The Joker." The instructor stares at him for like 10 seconds before saying "Alright whatever," and moves on. And for the cherry on top, his final project for this class. The usual thing for everyone to do is to do a 2-4 minute animation, but he wanted to make a game. The instructor allowed it since there was an Unreal class in the course. This motherfucker is making a 2D platformer in Unreal, about a Fox who has to rescue a fox princess. And what does he name this fox? "Yiffers." Whenever he pitched this idea in front of everyone, I caught a glance around the table of everyone's face imploding from cringing.[/QUOTE] Quick update, I've seen him wearing fingerless gloves again lately, and I thought it was his homemade pair. Turns out its these : [IMG]http://g03.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1c.Q2JXXXXXcjXVXXq6xXFXXX8/Wholesale-100pairs-lot-Copper-Hand-Black-Arthritis-font-b-Gloves-b-font-Therapeutic-font-b-Compression.jpg[/IMG] "Magic" copper gloves for compression and help with arthritis. AS SEEN ON TV
Year 8 history class, we're doing family trees, and have to draw ours out. About 20 minutes in, we're all quiet and getting on with our work. A pakistani girl, who we knew as "scales" (it was a running joke that she was in-bred), puts her hand up. The teacher comes over to her, and she asks "What do I do if my mum and dad are cousins?" Me and my mate just looked at each other and burst out laughing Same class, a bit later in the year. Now I have to introduce one Mehvish, a slightly overweight asian girl. As before, we're all silently doing our work when this chav called Owen just walks in despite not even being in our class, sits on top of a desk and says "I was sat behind the sports hall having a cig when i seen this HUGE rat come round the corner and its name... was [B]MEHVISH[/B]" Entire class just fucking lost it, even the teacher
I just saw the weirdest thing ever. As I was walking threw the 5th grade class. I just saw the teacher asleep on her chair, and next to her 3 students touching her breast and masterbating over her .
[QUOTE=Reno360;49233162]Quick update, I've seen him wearing fingerless gloves again lately, and I thought it was his homemade pair. Turns out its these : [IMG]http://g03.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1c.Q2JXXXXXcjXVXXq6xXFXXX8/Wholesale-100pairs-lot-Copper-Hand-Black-Arthritis-font-b-Gloves-b-font-Therapeutic-font-b-Compression.jpg[/IMG] "Magic" copper gloves for compression and help with arthritis. AS SEEN ON TV[/QUOTE] When are they going to come out with Lead Hands? To help with sanity.
I had a freshman girl tap me on the shoulder and say "ya wanna dick me buddy??" my response was a dismissive "Oh sweet fuck, no." It wouldn't have weirded me out if it wasn't for the fact I was at least 5 years older than her as I had been graduated already. This was last week. This was also my first experience returning to my highschool SINCE I graduated. Never again.
[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;49234637]Year 8 history class, we're doing family trees, and have to draw ours out. About 20 minutes in, we're all quiet and getting on with our work. A pakistani girl, who we knew as "scales" (it was a running joke that she was in-bred), puts her hand up. The teacher comes over to her, and she asks "What do I do if my mum and dad are cousins?" Me and my mate just looked at each other and burst out laughing Same class, a bit later in the year. Now I have to introduce one Mehvish, a slightly overweight asian girl. As before, we're all silently doing our work when this chav called Owen just walks in despite not even being in our class, sits on top of a desk and says "I was sat behind the sports hall having a cig when i seen this HUGE rat come round the corner and its name... was [B]MEHVISH[/B]" Entire class just fucking lost it, even the teacher[/QUOTE] Dude that's kindof a dick move bashing on someone just because of their weight. And as for the inbred pakastani girl, she didn't have a choice who her parents were. Don't be an ass.
A guy just got caught shitting in a urinal By me He slipped on his way running out. Didn't even wipe [editline]3rd December 2015[/editline] Should I report him or leave him be? He usually gets picked on by the hooligans at our school, so I don't know if I want to make his day any worse.
[B]he shat into a urinal[/B]
[QUOTE=.Vel;49236298]A guy just got caught shitting in a urinal By me He slipped on his way running out. Didn't even wipe [editline]3rd December 2015[/editline] Should I report him or leave him be? He usually gets picked on by the hooligans at our school, so I don't know if I want to make his day any worse.[/QUOTE] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM1P0oc2-es[/media]
[QUOTE=Zakuvo99;49234668]I just saw the weirdest thing ever. As I was walking threw the 5th grade class. I just saw the teacher asleep on her chair, and next to her 3 students touching her breast and masterbating over her .[/QUOTE] did you do anything???
[QUOTE=.Vel;49236298]A guy just got caught shitting in a urinal By me He slipped on his way running out. Didn't even wipe [editline]3rd December 2015[/editline] Should I report him or leave him be? He usually gets picked on by the hooligans at our school, so I don't know if I want to make his day any worse.[/QUOTE] Send him to the special hell.
A few weird guys in my classes throughout school: admittedly me, (2005-2011) [B]Mauricio[/B]: Showed me and my friend the Loli porn on his PSP back in 2007 in 7th grade. He thought it was cool, we thought it was insanely creepy. He did this weird laugh, where he had a deadpan, no smile, no life in his eyes look, and he would utter this "uhuhuhuhuh" sound, like a robot who wasn't programmed with human body language. He told one of my friends he had a crush on her as they walked back to their home neighborhood together. She, a bit creeped out and kind of awkward herself, replied "uh... thanks", and they just walked the rest of the way home together in quiet. Once, in 9th grade, I had made some joke about art majors, saying that only girls major in art. As someone interested in art, this offended him. So, the rebut me, he said "Are you a guy?", to which I answered affirmatively. Then, apparently letting his emotions get the best of him, he yelled at me, as the classroom had coincidentally become quiet, "DO YOU HAVE A DICK???". I backed up like "woooah... I don't know this guy..." He goes to the same school as my girlfriend now. If I ever see him on campus, I hide my face and walk the other way. He's the kinda guy people would say "He was so quiet" about after he shot up the school and posted a manifesto about the beta revolution. [B]Patrick[/B]: The kinda guy that tries to interject into conversations not involving him so he can make friends. I think he was into asian girls cause this pretty asian girl and I were talking and he kept like... negging me, to try to impress her, but she had told me privately outside of the conversation that she found him creepy. His girlfriend (asian girl, hence why I think he has a thing for asian girls) broke up with him, so he tweeted that he was going to shoot up the school, for which he got 3 days of suspension when they realized he had no way of actually committing mass murder. He bragged to us that he got caught masturbating to lesbian porn by his parents (this is a common thing I notice here on these threads: do guys like this think masturbation is cool or edgy or rebellious?) Haven't heard from him since junior year. [B]Matthew (W)[/B]: Now, I have to disclose first that Matt W. is my homeboy. We were in debate together, and even though he was a bit of a misogynist neckbeard, we all hypothesized he had aspergers and that he didn't believe any of the dumb stuff he said, but that he was just repeating some stupid sexist joke he read online to try to be funny. If chinese dudes could grow facial hair, he'd probably have been a neckbeard. Once, at a debate tournament, Matt W. told a freshman girl that her haircut makes her look like a boy. When he said these things, I always sort of assumed he didn't see what he was saying as some red-pill bullshit ideology or even as bullying; I think he expressed himself like a 7 year old might, so he made immature jokes about girls' appearances. Unfortunately, this freshman girl from another school didn't know any of this so she started crying and ran away. I later had to go apologize on behalf of Matt (as his friend), and on behalf of our team/school. I explained everything I just wrote above and she seemed to understand, but I feel like I didn't sound apologetic enough. [B]Matthew (P)[/B]: Matt P is a shitbag. Alex Jones-type conservative who belittled anyone who disagreed with him. Wore a fedora to school in a non-ironic way. Considered himself a history buff, so he asked the teacher rhetorical questions to try to impress him ("Uh, sir, wasn't it Thomas Jefferson who signed a peace treaty with the Barbary pirates?"), but the kicker was that he was often wrong, and then argued with him. Atheist; neckbeard. [B]Michael[/B]: We called him "actually", because in freshman year (highschool) earth science, he would raise his index finger (not his full hand), and "correct" the teacher on things he didn't know shit about. I told him I was an atheist when he had asked me what my religion was, and he freaked out on me and called me a liberal or a communist or something. Later, in senior year, I hadn't talked to him since freshman year, but he approaches me in the hallways to thank me for helping him see "the error of religion" and that he is now an atheist. Which is weird cause I never really argued for atheism, I just told him I [I]was[/I] an atheist. He wore cargo shorts with a trench coat to school, so he looked like a flasher. Bragged to me about how he could understand quantum physics and the engineering behind why the titanic sunk. [B]Charles[/B]: In my current History class. Shouts out dumb internet memes when the professor says something funny. Everyone ignores him, so he repeats them until one of his friends (read: handlers) tells him "dude, shut up". Everybody sitting near me constantly talks about how annoying he is, but he sort of reminds me of my older brother so I don't say anything.
[QUOTE=.Vel;49236298]A guy just got caught shitting in a urinal By me He slipped on his way running out. Didn't even wipe [editline]3rd December 2015[/editline] Should I report him or leave him be? He usually gets picked on by the hooligans at our school, so I don't know if I want to make his day any worse.[/QUOTE] Fuck, now you remind me I did the same in a Chinese restaurant ages ago. My brother occupied the only sitting toilet, and I refused to go to the ladies restroom. So after maybe 20 minutes of waiting I pulled my pants down, sat down and let it all out. One of the employees looked furiously at us as we left. :v:
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;49231019]that's fucking awful, surely that would have had some kind of adverse effect on you mentally?[/QUOTE] I didn't give a shit because nobody else knew she had drawn gay porno of me. I cringed internally, that's for sure.
One time some some guy who was expelled came onto campus wearing the school uniform. He got caught and taken to the office. When asked why he did it he just shrugged and said "I don't know." There was also some kid who asked out a tonne of girls (around 20) in around a 10 minute period and got turned down by all of them. He also used to wear a fedora. I have a friend who neglected to complete an assignment (it was a presentation). He went up the front of the class and delivered this: "Hi, my name's Andrew...uhh stay in school kids and don't do drugs. Thank you!" This was followed by silence until one kid started clapping, and then everyone joined in. Our teacher who was usually calm lost it. She screamed at the whole class and it was an amazing experience. He also used to make some humorous stabs at religion in our English class on occasion until the teacher gave him a final warning to stop. I had a teacher who was usually nice and good but would always criticise kids for being late to class. In fact one time I had been helping out some staff members and was heading over to the class and she saw me crossing over and shut the door on me, even though my friend told her I was coming. Anyway, one time she showed up late for class and one of my friends said to us "Where's your late note miss?" We walked into the classroom chuckling. Next thing I know she is screaming for us to come back outside. We go outside and she starts yelling at us about how disrespectful we were or whatever.
[QUOTE=.Vel;49236298]A guy just got caught shitting in a urinal By me He slipped on his way running out. Didn't even wipe [editline]3rd December 2015[/editline] Should I report him or leave him be? He usually gets picked on by the hooligans at our school, so I don't know if I want to make his day any worse.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of this one guy way back in 4th grade (we still don't know who did it) who put shit under a Urinal. Not in it, but there was shit on the wall under the Urinal.
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