• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;49244216]One time some some guy who was expelled came onto campus wearing the school uniform. He got caught and taken to the office. When asked why he did it he just shrugged and said "I don't know." There was also some kid who asked out a tonne of girls (around 20) in around a 10 minute period and got turned down by all of them. He also used to wear a fedora. I have a friend who neglected to complete an assignment (it was a presentation). He went up the front of the class and delivered this: "Hi, my name's Andrew...uhh stay in school kids and don't do drugs. Thank you!" This was followed by silence until one kid started clapping, and then everyone joined in. Our teacher who was usually calm lost it. She screamed at the whole class and it was an amazing experience. He also used to make some humorous stabs at religion in our English class on occasion until the teacher gave him a final warning to stop. I had a teacher who was usually nice and good but would always criticise kids for being late to class. In fact one time I had been helping out some staff members and was heading over to the class and she saw me crossing over and shut the door on me, even though my friend told her I was coming. Anyway, one time she showed up late for class and one of my friends said to us "Where's your late note miss?" We walked into the classroom chuckling. Next thing I know she is screaming for us to come back outside. We go outside and she starts yelling at us about how disrespectful we were or whatever.[/QUOTE] sounds like a fun school there mate
[QUOTE=Zakuvo99;49234668]I just saw the weirdest thing ever. As I was walking threw the 5th grade class. I just saw the teacher asleep on her chair, and next to her 3 students touching her breast and masterbating over her .[/QUOTE] You should probably report that.
I've heard stories from the custodial staff a the university where I work about shit on the walls in bathrooms. Apparently people spraying explosive shits on stall walls isn't an uncommon thing.
[QUOTE=Anderan;49247607]I've heard stories from the custodial staff a the university where I work about shit on the walls in bathrooms. Apparently people spraying explosive shits on stall walls isn't an uncommon thing.[/QUOTE] There's this almost legendary tale of a guy that's 2 years older than me who, back in middle school, took a shit on the school yard (presumeably at night) and with his bandy club he launched it onto the school yard clock. I think the shit stains stayed there for days because it was too high up to properly wash off! that was like 15 years ago and people still goes "hey remember when that guy threw shit on the school clock?"
I knew this one guy from my secondary school, he wasn't bad per say but he said and did some of the cringiest things I've seen in real life. I'm just gonna call him Matt cause that's his first name. First thing you should know, he was a brony and not a quiet one at that. One time we were coming back from a school trip and it was dark out so I decided that I wanted to catch some sleep, I turn off the light and he keeps flipping it on, know this, he wasn't reading a book or anything that would need the light, I ask him why he keeps turning it on and he basically says "Only a brony would keep the light on". This was the first time I had encountered this, so throughout the last couple of years he acts really "brony like" in that he was basically obsessed with it, he even wrote a fanfiction as well which was about him getting into Roosterteeth and then all of them being sucked into the monitors and ending up in a pony world, in which he was a vampire. I'm guessing he gave up on it since there are only two chapters. If you want to read it: [url]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/240054/achievement-hunters-vampire-slayers[/url]
theres a kid at my school with a unkept bob ross hairdo that wears the same faded blue jeans that kind of looks like a chub and tuck but it tucks in part of his potbelly he wears one of three shirts, and sometimes suspenders to go with the faded jeans his face is acne ridden and he sounds like he's having a hard time going through puberty at first when i saw him, i left him be but one of my friends started conversation with him and they became "friends" at some point down the line the kid said he made music and linked his bandcamp to my friend along with some lyrics the lyrics were about very detailed sex (rape?) among other things and his album was called suicidal tendencies i think? lyrics: "I'm running your way I'm coming after you Im not looking for a friendly chat I want to screw turn around the corner I'm coming near bend down and spread your rear pull out your cock time to bite I hope you didn't have any plans tonight up-and-down will release my big surprise just wait till I stroke your prize One night stand it seemed so great until the next day he was taken and straight One night stand you can't believe I was the man I don't care if others in mind with a guy pleasure I find I don't fuck to reproduce by real him in as I gradually seduce I'm living now to be inside of twinks and I don't care about what the fuck you think Hetero sex is a right wing reflection just wait till I suck off your erection when we meet there's no time for conversation my mind is pounding at the thought of masturbation we care for each other that's also true but what's wrong with your cock its still you my favorite part my favorite stick my glorious cock your precious dick suck me off I'll go down on yours too until then I'm still coming after you" trying to find bandcamp [url]http://www.littleoldmanproductions.com/art[/url] his channel along with some pretty good art [url]http://johngalanos.wix.com/eyetoeye[/url] bandcamp found
[QUOTE=Bo!;49216261]There was this guy in my class who would wear fingerless gloves because they were cheaper, even though he clearly cut the fingers off.[/QUOTE] Ever had fingerless mittens (winter gloves)? I mean, they're like fingerless gloves, but you can pull over a "hood" over you fingers, transforming them into mittens.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49235918]Dude that's kindof a dick move bashing on someone just because of their weight. And as for the inbred pakastani girl, she didn't have a choice who her parents were. Don't be an ass.[/QUOTE] It was the context and spontaneity of both events that made them hilarious to me at the time. Of course I don't find it very funny now, but at 12/13 years old you'd have been hard-pressed to find anyone in that school with any consideration of others.
nothing wrong with a bit of cousin buggering
I remember in first grade while taking a math test I finished mine and had to go to the restroom. When I came back my paper was the kids next to me and his name was scratched out and he had my paper and wrote his name over mine. I went to the teacher to show what he did, the teacher thought it was funny but took my paper back and gave his paper back. He got mad and starting throwing books around yelling "I NOT STUPID!" he then took his pants off ran into the door.
I had two people from my class at this event who were always looking to talk to me about something. One is this russian kid who has no aspirations in life besides this class. Our class requires 54 hours of extra hours a semester (conviently they're going to cut that number down to a third next semester but I'm still required). This lil shit has well over 150 hours and still goes to every fucking thing he can. There's events every few weeks that are usually on Saturday and go for a good 9-12 hours straight. He also is the first one to show up at class and last one to leave. Funny thing is, though, is that he's not very good at the actual speech giving. He never dresses up. He never makes the cut to later rounds, and he always makes the same mistakes. The worst part is though, is that he NEVER talks about anything but his speeches and how they went ever. Ask him about current events? Silence. Ask him about his hobbies? Silence. Hell he'll even try to enter a random conversation, and just start going on about how his speech went as compared to the dozens of others. Another is this... other Russian, this time a girl. We used to be friends but as her mind got more and more one track I've been distancing myself from he as much as I can. She's a great example for someone who wants to make the argument about how video games can make someone violent. I always refer to her as kid even though she's 2 years older than me because she looks and acts like an agnsty teenager. She only has 3 things she can talk about: current events relating to Isis, the guns she now owns and wanting to buy more guns, and cats. Most of her isis related topics consist of her continuously asking me if I would sodomize or burn members of isis like she would, yet somehow being oblivious to my annoyance when I tell her she's asked me a similar question three times today. Let me remind you, too, that she has very poor hygiene skills, never wears a bra, and wears the same pants and jacket every day with one of maybe 4 shirts, one of which is her middle school gym shirt. Anyway, I went to a tourney with these 2 and only one other guy. Unlike the above 2 he's a normal person and is actually interesting to talk to. I mostly hang with him but it's like those two other fucks track us down and try to butt in with their idiot one track minds and derail everything we're talking about. The two were hanging out later in the day and holy fuck I have no idea how they could because a conversation between them would be a fucking paradox. "Would you want to rape all of ISIS using the american flag?" <actual question #2 asked "Uhh my impromtu went really good I didn't stutter much" *world implodes*
Meet Chad. He's one of those "stereotypical" nerds. Had very few friends and the friends he did have were also kinda nerdy. Whatever, everyone is different. Turns out Chad is REALLY different. I met him last week because I study Chemistry and there's two classes but people in my class had to be swapped with people from the other because they were disruptive. Anyway, Chad walks in with two other people and already he seems weird. Why? He's trying to subtly rub his own nipples. I was a bit confused but dismissed it. Halfway through the class, someone raises their hand and asks where Chad had gone. There was only one exit and the door is squeaky so we would have heard it. People start freaking out and a girl sarcastically shouts "WHAT IF HE WAS A GHOST? AAAAH". About 30 seconds later, our teacher let out a horrified scream. At intervals in the class when everyone else had their heads down and the teacher was writing on the board, Chad had fucking Solid Snake'd his way over to the teacher's desk and was sat underneath it. It gets better. He had a notepad and was drawing the teacher's legs. Obviously he got a detention with a Headteacher or something. He comes back into my class tomorrow.
When I was in the first grade I did the weirdest thing ever and my friends still laugh at me about it. Basically, one day, a dude dressed as clifford came in [IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51f1tOA2x-L.jpg[/IMG] I went behind him and slapped his ass, thinking it was really funny. I got in deep shit for that.
I was just chilling with a friend druing recess earlier this week when an eight grader tried to flirt with me. And I'm seventeen. :scream: [editline]6th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Hypoxide;49257277]Chad had fucking Solid Snake'd his way over to the teacher's desk and was sat underneath it.[/QUOTE] I am legitimately impressed at this. Fucking weird though.
[QUOTE=Kierany9;49258178]I was just chilling with a friend druing recess earlier this week when an eight grader tried to flirt with me. And I'm seventeen. :scream: [editline]6th December 2015[/editline] I am legitimately impressed at this. Fucking weird though.[/QUOTE] Wtf highschoolers get recess in spain
[QUOTE=GreenLeaf;49247814]There's this almost legendary tale of a guy that's 2 years older than me who, back in middle school, took a shit on the school yard (presumeably at night) and with his bandy club he launched it onto the school yard clock. I think the shit stains stayed there for days because it was too high up to properly wash off! that was like 15 years ago and people still goes "hey remember when that guy threw shit on the school clock?"[/QUOTE] This reminds me of when I was in high school (this is like 5-6 years ago) but I was in my final year and we had this huge yard thing in the middle (which we called "The yard") where we go to during lunch etc (people playing football there etc) but on the right of the school was some flats with the gardens facing the school (the school was in the centre of town) and on the left, was the lawn of the headteacher's office and more classrooms. One day I was walking from the lawn direction and saw the first 11s Rugby team (which was in my year) looking at one of those rubber stretchy things which you use for stretching muscles (put it around your foot and pull both ends etc. It's a rubber sheet in essence). Turns out, they took fruit from the lunch hall and being in their final year with 2 weeks before leaving - had 2 of the most bulked out guys pull from both directions and use the rubber thing as a catapult. The fruit flew right over the yard (which is pretty damn big) and over the library on the other end, and into the flat gardens. I was watching this and more people started to watch as they heard laughing. After they ran out of their arsenal, we had to go to class. I had chemistry, which is on the side of the yard with the flat gardens. The science building overlooked the gardens and [B][I] I shit you not[/I] - we looked out the window and saw a naked guy sitting on a picnic table, with a Mac Book surrounded by splatted fruit (including a burst banana up his kitchen door). [/B] Don't think he saw us, or if he was sitting there as fruit rained from the sky but it was fucking funny. That and before I joined, there was a Russian guy called Artyom (think I've talked about him before here - "porn in the library printer and asked a teacher for help" Artyom) got bored during class and started watching porn on his laptop (you could only use a laptop if your writing was illegible or you were dyslexic). [B][I]He was asked to stand up because he wasn't paying attention and had a massive boner...[/I][/B]
[QUOTE=proboardslol;49259265]Wtf highschoolers get recess in spain[/QUOTE] You mean you don't? We still get "recess" and we're the equivalent of 12th/13th graders.
Dude wtf they stopped giving us recess in middle school. We had the option to either sit in the cafeteria or go outside to the basketball court/soccer field, and because where I live it's cold for most of the school year, everyone stayed inside.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49259545]Dude wtf they stopped giving us recess in middle school. We had the option to either sit in the cafeteria or go outside to the basketball court/soccer field, and because where I live it's cold for most of the school year, everyone stayed inside.[/QUOTE] I had recess/15 minute breaks right through high school and even in college (on top of 1 hour lunch breaks). Don't get the same in uni per-se (just gaps between lectures). The more you know... [editline]6th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Richard Simmons;49060554]We used to have this large butchy goth girl that used to eat out her cat. Also had a friend take a bet to have a dog fuck him, and then refused that. My highschool was very weird for a small town of 3,000.[/QUOTE] I knew a guy from college, who when he was in high school - was bet £20 if he could eat a dry jar of instant coffee. He did it. [editline]6th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=MyBumBum;49018836]Jesus christ where do you go to school? Okay, content Just yesterday a girl asked if Australia was in Africa.[/QUOTE] I had a girl in my Biology class ask what a cell was. [B][I]I'm not even fucking kidding. [/I][/B] [editline]6th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Zarjk;49025796][B]Andy[/B] Every time I see him, he's either wearing a suit or at least dress clothes. This halloween he just put on a nicer suit and had a briefcase. He also wears a fedora. We're seniors in highschool, I don't know who puts that much effort in.[/QUOTE] I've got a guy in my uni course who [I]always[/I] wears a bowtie, so we nicknamed him "bowtie". Even the lecturers know who bowtie is at this point.
In my class we have this kid with ADHD who we're going to just call Aus(I'm not going to say is real name) but we're kind of friends and kind of not because he's weird and smells bad. Here are some things he's done. In the 8th grade he fucking ate a battery, like he swallowed this shit whole just for the hell of it. Sophomore year for our "Character Day" (around Halloween when you have to dress up as a character out of a movie or something) he just wore this edgy ghost thing costume and when we told him that he looks like a priest he started getting pissed and yelled at us He would drink the ink out of markers and pens for some reason? He just in general smells bad and wears the same grey hoodie every day, he also has loose change jingling in his pockets all the time. This is kind of cool of him though, he always has like 5 spare pencils in his pocket every day and gives them to people who needs them. They're usually in pretty bad condition but they work so. He's pretty cool to imo but damn, he does some dumbass shit some times.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49259545]Dude wtf they stopped giving us recess in middle school. We had the option to either sit in the cafeteria or go outside to the basketball court/soccer field, and because where I live it's cold for most of the school year, everyone stayed inside.[/QUOTE] they didn't even give us an option! if it wasn't full on blizzard or monsoon you HAD to go outside, which of course i wasn't the slightest interested in. Ended up running around inside the school hiding from teachers trying to send me out on recess.
[QUOTE=GreenLeaf;49259885]they didn't even give us an option! if it wasn't full on blizzard or monsoon you HAD to go outside, which of course i wasn't the slightest interested in. Ended up running around inside the school hiding from teachers trying to send me out on recess.[/QUOTE] Back in elementary school (which was pure hell by the way) they basically did the same thing. And you know what was the worst part? When it was raining they only let us under the covered area and never on the swing sets and shit. It sucked.
[QUOTE=Anderan;49247607]I've heard stories from the custodial staff a the university where I work about shit on the walls in bathrooms. Apparently people spraying explosive shits on stall walls isn't an uncommon thing.[/QUOTE] Oh man, one of the dorms at my university has been having a recurring problem this year with someone shitting in the stairwells. All localized within 2-3 floors. The dorm staff tried sending out emails to try to get whoever it was to come forward, but I think that just pissed the mystery shitter off, because he escalated to shitting in the hallways and smearing it on the walls. By this point the staff are getting desperate and threatening to expel the suspect when (if) they catch him.
I heard this from my sister in Uni, but a bunch of physics students congregate outside of her dorm complex to talk about ghost stories under her window at 12AM.
So I work as a substitute teacher, and I mainly teach 0-3rd grade. So one day I was suppose to teach gym, and had to make the kids stand in a line to walk to the gymnasium. As I'm walking the kids to the gym, we walk past a large panorama window. Outside the window I spot a kid in a hoodie walking away with his back turned to me, thinking nothing of it. The kid then turns around, revealing a Guy Fawkes mask. I almost lost my composure.
[QUOTE=1nfiniteseed;49262555]Oh man, one of the dorms at my university has been having a recurring problem this year with someone shitting in the stairwells. All localized within 2-3 floors. The dorm staff tried sending out emails to try to get whoever it was to come forward, but I think that just pissed the mystery shitter off, because he escalated to shitting in the hallways and smearing it on the walls. By this point the staff are getting desperate and threatening to expel the suspect when (if) they catch him.[/QUOTE] Dunno why I was reminded of this, but at my first High School, my biology teach told the class a story while we were learning about bacteria: These two girls would always put on lipstick in the mirror together, laughing and giggling while wasting time and not being in class. They'd always finish by kissing the mirror. One day, the janitor came in and noticed what they were doing and said, "Hey, y'all need to stop doin' that now. I'm serious, that's nasty." They didn't catch on, as they did it the next time. "Y'all don't know what you're doing. Don't let me catch you doin' that again." All in vain! So the janitor caught them again and forced them to stay after school, cleaning the bathrooms. And to their horror, the janitor said, "Welcome to my daily routine." His mop goes right into the toilet and onto the mirrors. What followed can only be imagined, but my biology teacher was laughing her ass off by that point of the story.
[QUOTE=Bo!;49264304]So I work as a substitute teacher, and I mainly teach 0-3rd grade. So one day I was suppose to teach gym, and had to make the kids stand in a line to walk to the gymnasium. As I'm walking the kids to the gym, we walk past a large panorama window. Outside the window I spot a kid in a hoodie walking away with his back turned to me, thinking nothing of it. The kid then turns around, revealing a Guy Fawkes mask. I almost lost my composure.[/QUOTE] I was expecting worse to be honest [editline]7th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=wauterboi;49264612]Dunno why I was reminded of this, but at my first High School, my biology teach told the class a story while we were learning about bacteria: These two girls would always put on lipstick in the mirror together, laughing and giggling while wasting time and not being in class. They'd always finish by kissing the mirror. One day, the janitor came in and noticed what they were doing and said, "Hey, y'all need to stop doin' that now. I'm serious, that's nasty." They didn't catch on, as they did it the next time. "Y'all don't know what you're doing. Don't let me catch you doin' that again." All in vain! So the janitor caught them again and forced them to stay after school, cleaning the bathrooms. And to their horror, the janitor said, "Welcome to my daily routine." His mop goes right into the toilet and onto the mirrors. What followed can only be imagined, but my biology teacher was laughing her ass off by that point of the story.[/QUOTE] Also that's a classic urban legend
There was this one kid in high school who once performed a blowjob on an ink pen. Like porno-like serious too, holding it hard with both hands and thrusting it in and out of his mouth. Of course someone filmed it and soon it spread everywhere and someone even made up a little song about him.
My science teacher told us this story about how this kid drank some of the pH indicator during a lab while my teacher wasn't looking. He started having so much diarrhea they sat him on one of those large rolling garbage cans until the paramedics arrived to get his stomach pumped :v:
[QUOTE=mralexs;49266244]My science teacher told us this story about how this kid drank some of the pH indicator during a lab while my teacher wasn't looking. He started having so much diarrhea they sat him on one of those large rolling garbage cans until the paramedics arrived to get his stomach pumped :v:[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;hW4OxFODF8o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW4OxFODF8o[/video]
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