Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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I knew one kid who ALWAYS smiled, he never looked sad, angry, or anything like that, he just smiled. He also said he wanted to rule the world like Hitler.
Besides that and one other guy who took a shit in a urinal as a joke, I have nothing out of the ordinary.
Where do you people keep finding these weird kids
[QUOTE=zupadupazupadude;49266752]I knew one kid who ALWAYS smiled, he never looked sad, angry, or anything like that, he just smiled. He also said he wanted to rule the world like Hitler.
Besides that and one other guy who took a shit in a urinal as a joke, I have nothing out of the ordinary.
Where do you people keep finding these weird kids[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of this classmate I had in 8th grade. He had a little brother whom he'd taught the word "Hitler". The kid was like three years old, could barely speak, but was hopping around our 8th grade classroom shouting "Hitler! Hitler! Hitler". Most of the guys in the class were laughing their asses off. The girls were angry at the guy told him he was an ass for doing it.
It was hilarious.
what was his three year old brother doing in the 8th grade classroom?
man the cultural barriers in this thread are crazy
[QUOTE=zupadupazupadude;49266752]I knew one kid who ALWAYS smiled, he never looked sad, angry, or anything like that, he just smiled.[/QUOTE]
I knew a guy who was a mutual friend of a number of my friends in high school like that. One day when him and a group of friends were at a taco bell the cashier mentioned how he's always smiling and how she's going to nickname him Smiley. The name stuck and everyone at the school from then on called him Smiley.
No desire to become the Fuhrer tho
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49266981]I knew a guy who was a mutual friend of a number of my friends in high school like that. One day when him and a group of friends were at a taco bell the cashier mentioned how he's always smiling and how she's going to nickname him Smiley. The name stuck and everyone at the school from then on called him Smiley.
No desire to become the Fuhrer tho[/QUOTE]
One kid I knew in tech class called me Pudding cause I "looked like a Pudding"
That was 8th grade. I was called that by EVERYONE until I graduated high school.
It was awesome.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;49267288]One kid I knew in tech class called me Pudding cause I "looked like a Pudding"
That was 8th grade. I was called that by EVERYONE until I graduated high school.
It was awesome.[/QUOTE]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmZAzVS8Nw4[/media]
Did I ever tell you guys about how I got suspended for three days (In the summer time when it was like 90+ degrees) because I was "a distraction" to the school?
For wearing [I]this outfit?[/I]
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There was this kid named andrew who had autism (or aspbergers) not sure which. He wore this black winter coat pretty much all year round. He had a teacher''s aid type thing following him around. He always smelled like axe body spray and pee. He was a special ed student who was in this one class where I was one of the only girls. (It wasn't a very big class) I guess he doesn't have class with other girls for a reason because he just cannot control himself around them.
Well he's sitting in his seat fidgeting and shaking up and down violently, grunting as the teacher is giving us all a lecture, a bunch of other kids were making eye contact with each other thinking "what is this kid doing?" andrew asked to go to the bathroom and his teacher escorted him out. We're all taking this scantron test and then afterwards when we're passing them in, someone asks "hey where's andrew?" and another student said "probably jacking off."
Then after class one of the guidance counselors pulled me aside and said "Can I speak to you in my office?" Sure enough, I walk in and see andrew, his teacher's aid (who was also a guy) and another male staff that worked with the special ed students, all sitting down, andrew looked like he had been crying. The guidance counselor said my outfit was a "distraction to the school" and that I would either have to change clothes or be suspended for three days.
I chose to be suspended because the only thing they had to change into was these gross sweat pants in the nurse's office that smelled like urine and this pink, bleach-stained hoodie that said "puma" on it. And I refused to wear that in 90+ degree weather. I told the nurse "This is just fucking asinine. I'm sorry but that little freak needs to control himself."
I straight up left the building and walked home.
Chad came back. He also left fairly quickly. We walked into class and he was already there, sat right at the front and was staring at the teacher. Unsurprisingly, our teacher had her legs covered this lesson and she kept glancing at Chad to make sure he was still there.
I don't know how we got onto the topic but our entire class was talking about memories from primary (elementary??) school. One boy said that "pulling your cheeks back and forth to make a sound" that sounded like masturbation, was really popular when he was in Year 6. Then Chad did something that got him kicked out of the class in about a minute. He was laughing at the boy and said "hey, I can do that too!"
...He then proceeded to unzip his pants and start going at it like a jackhammer (is that the expression?) and we were just sat there, perplexed that he would actually do such a thing. When he was taken out of the class (parts still exposed), we quickly were questioning how he was..."ready" to do what he did.
One of my younger brother's friends in high school, knew a guy in his year who put a chanter up his ass on school grounds and shared it on Facebook. He was suspended from school for a week...
For reference, this is a chanter:
[t]http://www.hmtrad.com/catalog/winds/images/rosewoodpracticechanterFS.jpg[/t]
I don't even want to think [I]which[/I] end went up there...
In middle school there was one kid who loved to fart in class, he would would eat stuff just to make him fart. One day in the middle of a test he had one of those special farts. Shit started seeping down his shorts and onto the floor, as he stood up he started projectile vomiting. He started running to the door, while he was running, the vomit and shit just would not stop. It was like the Bloat and the Boomer had a baby.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49267458]Did I ever tell you guys about how I got suspended for three days (In the summer time when it was like 90+ degrees) because I was "a distraction" to the school?
For wearing [I]this outfit?[/I]
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There was this kid named andrew who had autism (or aspbergers) not sure which. He wore this black winter coat pretty much all year round. He had a teacher''s aid type thing following him around. He always smelled like axe body spray and pee. He was a special ed student who was in this one class where I was one of the only girls. (It wasn't a very big class) I guess he doesn't have class with other girls for a reason because he just cannot control himself around them.
Well he's sitting in his seat fidgeting and shaking up and down violently, grunting as the teacher is giving us all a lecture, a bunch of other kids were making eye contact with each other thinking "what is this kid doing?" andrew asked to go to the bathroom and his teacher escorted him out. We're all taking this scantron test and then afterwards when we're passing them in, someone asks "hey where's andrew?" and another student said "probably jacking off."
Then after class one of the guidance counselors pulled me aside and said "Can I speak to you in my office?" Sure enough, I walk in and see andrew, his teacher's aid (who was also a guy) and another male staff that worked with the special ed students, all sitting down, andrew looked like he had been crying. The guidance counselor said my outfit was a "distraction to the school" and that I would either have to change clothes or be suspended for three days.
I chose to be suspended because the only thing they had to change into was these gross sweat pants in the nurse's office that smelled like urine and this pink, bleach-stained hoodie that said "puma" on it. And I refused to wear that in 90+ degree weather. I told the nurse "This is just fucking asinine. I'm sorry but that little freak needs to control himself."
I straight up left the building and walked home.[/QUOTE]
This, This fucking shit pisses me off so much about these ass hats. I have nothing against people with Autism or Aspbergers. But these kids who can get away with anything, from yelling out loud in class while cussing like a sailor to running around the hallways saying "FUCK THIS FUCKING SCHOOL, IM GOING TO SHOOT YOU ALL" (that was from Mort, if you read my last story).
These kids have problems i know, but a few know they can do whatever they want since they would give off with a "i have problems" trump card. There is a certain degree where yes, they need help and guidance, but when they cross the fucking line, you need to tell them to quit being a little shit head.
A jock on my old school's football team stuffed a handful of Icy Hot into his boxers in the middle of english class
A few minutes later a girl ate some Icy Hot from the same jar
Iunno if that was s'posed to be kinky but she started feeling sick and had to leave
[QUOTE=Deathtrooper2;49268709]This, This fucking shit pisses me off so much about these ass hats. I have nothing against people with Autism or Aspbergers. But these kids who can get away with anything, from yelling out loud in class while cussing like a sailor to running around the hallways saying "FUCK THIS FUCKING SCHOOL, IM GOING TO SHOOT YOU ALL" (that was from Mort, if you read my last story).
These kids have problems i know, but a few know they can do whatever they want since they would give off with a "i have problems" trump card. There is a certain degree where yes, they need help and guidance, but when they cross the fucking line, you need to tell them to quit being a little shit head.[/QUOTE]
I feel the same about those kids who pull the racism card when they're cornered after being told they're a shit head.
Stupidly, they pull that card and [I]you[/I] get into more trouble than them because you told them to fuck off and now it's 'racist' because of it. "Oh that guy got into a fight? Well, we don't care! According to him you were racist! Gotta punish you and forget about him now!"
Bonus points if they claim they're "Proactive in defeating bullying" - yeah, by listening to the arseholes creating the problem in the first place and not to those caught in the crossfire (this has seriously happened to me when I was in my first high school (which closed down before I left - thank fuck). Had a ratty teacher who gave herself the title of "Head of punishments". She hated me because I used to argue that she listened to the shitheads I described above and how they got away with murder - but those who were minding their own business get punished (this is the same woman who told my best friend's parents during a parents night (where your parents are told how you're doing etc) that he was lazy, his parents told her she was lying (not directly, but more like "I don't believe that" sort of way) and she [I]actually[/I] shouted at them telling them she was right. [I]She was that bad[/I]).
[QUOTE=Deathtrooper2;49268709]This, This fucking shit pisses me off so much about these ass hats. I have nothing against people with Autism or Aspbergers. But these kids who can get away with anything, from yelling out loud in class while cussing like a sailor to running around the hallways saying "FUCK THIS FUCKING SCHOOL, IM GOING TO SHOOT YOU ALL" (that was from Mort, if you read my last story).
These kids have problems i know, but a few know they can do whatever they want since they would give off with a "i have problems" trump card. There is a certain degree where yes, they need help and guidance, but when they cross the fucking line, you need to tell them to quit being a little shit head.[/QUOTE]
Thank god my Autism isn't that bad.
I feel sorry for those kids and parents.
My school is pretty normal, although there's a tranny in one of my classes. That's a little weird I guess
[QUOTE=Deathtrooper2;49268709]This, This fucking shit pisses me off so much about these ass hats. I have nothing against people with Autism or Aspbergers. But these kids who can get away with anything, from yelling out loud in class while cussing like a sailor to running around the hallways saying "FUCK THIS FUCKING SCHOOL, IM GOING TO SHOOT YOU ALL" (that was from Mort, if you read my last story).
These kids have problems i know, but a few know they can do whatever they want since they would give off with a "i have problems" trump card. There is a certain degree where yes, they need help and guidance, but when they cross the fucking line, you need to tell them to quit being a little shit head.[/QUOTE]
At the high school I went to we had accelerated classes for English, Math and Science. I ended up in all of them (I dunno how I was in Maths accelerated I'm not that great at Math past regular high school level). In all those accelerated classes there was this kid with down syndrome or something who doing different work with the teacher aid. I honestly don't understand why they put him in those classes. At least he just did his own thing and rarely distracted the class like some of these other stories on here.
[QUOTE=Evile;49269279]My school is pretty normal, although there's a tranny in one of my classes. That's a little weird I guess[/QUOTE]
lol gross, why can't they just be normal??????
[editline]7th December 2015[/editline]
attention whores imao fam :-)
I have returned to talk more about "S", who has gotten a lot more hostile during the last few weeks. Last monday in the classroom/computer lab again, there was this one girl from the row in front of us that complained about the early the snow fall. S attacks her by saying something around the line of "Now you are not a real Minnesotan if you are going to complain about the snow, so get out of my state." He then talks to me about how he is " proud northerner", and doesn't take kindly to people complaining about the snow.
So many reasons to be happy finals week is soon.
[QUOTE=AlexThepipe;49269649]I have returned to talk more about "S", who has gotten a lot more hostile during the last few weeks. Last monday in the classroom/computer lab again, there was this one girl from the row in front of us that complained about the early the snow fall. S attacks her by saying something around the line of "Now you are not a real Minnesotan if you are going to complain about the snow, so get out of my state." He then talks to me about how he is " [b]proud northerner[/b]", and doesn't take kindly to people complaining about the snow.
So many reasons to be happy finals week is soon.[/QUOTE]
I'm just imagining a sour-faced shut-in getting picked on by a bunch of kids waving Lannister banners while mockingly shouting "KENG O' DA NAAAAWWWTH".
Not a student, but in middle school there was this hippy dippy teacher who did and said all kinds of weird shit.
1. Believes people can interact with each other in dreams
2. Says The Beatles is her favourite band, has never heard of anything from Rubber Soul and beyond
3. "Cuba is the only successful communist country"
4. Donates to peta
5. Wouldn't let me play yeti sports because of animal cruelty
[QUOTE=Deathtrooper2;49268709]This, This fucking shit pisses me off so much about these ass hats. I have nothing against people with Autism or Aspbergers. But these kids who can get away with anything, from yelling out loud in class while cussing like a sailor to running around the hallways saying "FUCK THIS FUCKING SCHOOL, IM GOING TO SHOOT YOU ALL" (that was from Mort, if you read my last story).
These kids have problems i know, but a few know they can do whatever they want since they would give off with a "i have problems" trump card. There is a certain degree where yes, they need help and guidance, but when they cross the fucking line, you need to tell them to quit being a little shit head.[/QUOTE]
I remember a lot of students and their parents (hell even some teachers) complaining about this one student who would consistently cause a ruckus in class. Sure, the kid deserves an education, but what about all of the normal students who want to learn? The problem is that the people who decide what to do with these students aren't the one's who have to put up with their shit on a daily basis.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;49270437]Not a student, but in middle school there was this hippy dippy teacher who did and said all kinds of weird shit.
1. Believes people can interact with each other in dreams
2. Says The Beatles is her favourite band, has never heard of anything from Rubber Soul and beyond
3. "Cuba is the only successful communist country"
4. Donates to peta
5. Wouldn't let me play yeti sports because of animal cruelty[/QUOTE]
Did she wear cruelty-free lipstick?
I used to play wow with this guy who was in his 40's bragged about being unemployed, said really pervy things all the time, was mega racist (ive never met more a racist man) and told us he was glad his parents were dead and left him with lots of money! :|
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;49270688]Did she wear cruelty-free lipstick?[/QUOTE]
She didn't wear any
I had the (mis)fortune of meeting up with some... unique characters. They were i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶t̶w̶i̶n̶s̶ ̶s̶u̶p̶e̶r̶p̶l̶a̶m̶z̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶, the only difference setting them apart was that the older brother was taller and dressed weirder. In my time, I heard and saw numerous strange things, most namely:
1. A small argument break out, as someone said to them that CoD was not the first FPS game ever released.
2. The younger brother say something along the lines of "Nazi zombies was real, the Nazis had zombie gas but couldn't use it because it would hit Berlin first."
3. He then, the next day, showed us all that shonky "REAL LIFE ZOMBIE ATTACK HELICOPTER FOOTAGE" from 2006-2008 and said it has to be real because, and I fucking quote, "It was found in STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl by the CIA and the Russians sent it over for investigation and found the Nazis did it".
4. Constantly viewed videos of that Russian beheaded dog experiment and used it as 'proof' for the existence of Nazi zombies, stating "The Germans in eastern Nazi Reich did it in the 70s."
5. One day, when he was acting quite agitated, he spent the entire day looking up "Nova 6 recipe" then eventually "Nova 6 toxic gas recipe" before finally settling on "nerve gas recipe". He eventually turned his screen away and gave me a death stare and mumbled something like "I know you're an agent", and around twenty minutes later I saw him looking up shit like "hidden military tunnels Australia". I was actually kind of worried he was going to hurt himself, but nothing came of it.
6. Constantly looked up Anonymous Soldier X or some ebik le anonyms with a similar name and said he wanted to join Anonymous. As a matter of fact, on the last day I saw him, he started blathering on and arguing about how he wanted to learn how to hack and make viruses so he could join anonymous and bring down the police state. I guess that was the straw which broke the camel's back, as I'm pretty sure he got kicked out of the class for good afterwards.
These were all by the younger one. His brother was just fucking weird. He was always quiet and had a kind of cold, tired look in his eyes , but I can't say he was a bad guy, just a bit off. He was just as crazy as his little brother, just a bit quieter.
When I was in middle school, I had to ride the bus sitting in front of these kids, every day, who thought the apex of comedy was the phrase 'Spongebob Pooppants'. They would constantly shout 'SPONGEBOB POOPPANTS' while laughing, and shout at each other the same acted out scenario where one would switch between being spongebob and patrick with some line about 'I pooped my pants' or something before repeating.
They did this over and over, repeating the same phrase with the same laughs and the same acted out scenario with the same lines as loud as they could over and over every day and I had to sit in front of them for a [I]year[/I]
I would describe it as maddening
[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;49270828]They were identical twins[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;49270828]the older brother was taller[/QUOTE]
What
Hah, I guess I fucked my wording up there. They pretty much looked exactly the same other than the height:hiddendowns:
Ooooops, I didn't notice that I was using twins completely wrong there. :suicide:
[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;49271159]Hah, I guess I fucked my wording up there. They pretty much looked exactly the same other than the height:hiddendowns:
Ooooops, I didn't notice that I was using twins completely wrong there. :suicide:[/QUOTE]
I thought you were lying
But Hitler wouldn't lie
[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;49270828]I had the (mis)fortune of meeting up with some... unique characters. They were i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶t̶w̶i̶n̶s̶ ̶s̶u̶p̶e̶r̶p̶l̶a̶m̶z̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶, the only difference setting them apart was that the older brother was taller and dressed weirder. In my time, I heard and saw numerous strange things, most namely:
1. A small argument break out, as someone said to them that CoD was not the first FPS game ever released.
2. The younger brother say something along the lines of "Nazi zombies was real, the Nazis had zombie gas but couldn't use it because it would hit Berlin first."
3. He then, the next day, showed us all that shonky "REAL LIFE ZOMBIE ATTACK HELICOPTER FOOTAGE" from 2006-2008 and said it has to be real because, and I fucking quote, "It was found in STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl by the CIA and the Russians sent it over for investigation and found the Nazis did it".
4. Constantly viewed videos of that Russian beheaded dog experiment and used it as 'proof' for the existence of Nazi zombies, stating "The Germans in eastern Nazi Reich did it in the 70s."
5. One day, when he was acting quite agitated, he spent the entire day looking up "Nova 6 recipe" then eventually "Nova 6 toxic gas recipe" before finally settling on "nerve gas recipe". He eventually turned his screen away and gave me a death stare and mumbled something like "I know you're an agent", and around twenty minutes later I saw him looking up shit like "hidden military tunnels Australia". I was actually kind of worried he was going to hurt himself, but nothing came of it.
6. Constantly looked up Anonymous Soldier X or some ebik le anonyms with a similar name and said he wanted to join Anonymous. As a matter of fact, on the last day I saw him, he started blathering on and arguing about how he wanted to learn how to hack and make viruses so he could join anonymous and bring down the police state. I guess that was the straw which broke the camel's back, as I'm pretty sure he got kicked out of the class for good afterwards.
These were all by the younger one. His brother was just fucking weird. He was always quiet and had a kind of cold, tired look in his eyes , but I can't say he was a bad guy, just a bit off. He was just as crazy as his little brother, just a bit quieter.[/QUOTE]
As a close friend I can confirm that these stories are true. I learned about the nutter when Superplamz came to me and some of our common friends, not really knowing what to do. Both of us have a terrible tendency to attract absolute fucking nutters, which reminds me of a weird kid that I didn't exactly meet at school but was still a weird kid.
Used to go to this group therapy stuff and I met a kid there wearing a t-shirt of a band I liked. We became friends a while after, the dude was absolutely fucking psychotic and had this paranoid persecution complex. He knew I used to be a small time dealer for a while, and in his head it equated to "black market wizard that can get me weapons"
At a point he tried to convince me to help him get weapons so he could shoot up a school, called my therapist, who got in contact with his therapist, who contacted his family. I also contacted the police. This got him on a psych ward.
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