• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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My got-high-off-of-pills-he-found-on-the-ground friend got the personal phone number of [url=http://ime.ulximg.com/image/src/cover/1442109257_4e1423ebba095a4cdda0b7880e8a9115.png/16fa8d819ad712858ceb558d9b72ec2c/1442109246_c929edba30dfa254dfef33ffd1fcf022.png]Stitches[/url] through a bit of not-really detective work, and has been spending all day trying to prank call him.
[QUOTE=Toro;49275200]My got-high-off-of-pills-he-found-on-the-ground friend got the personal phone number of [url=http://ime.ulximg.com/image/src/cover/1442109257_4e1423ebba095a4cdda0b7880e8a9115.png/16fa8d819ad712858ceb558d9b72ec2c/1442109246_c929edba30dfa254dfef33ffd1fcf022.png]Stitches[/url] through a bit of not-really detective work, and has been spending all day trying to prank call him.[/QUOTE] This dude is so punk that he shits anarchy symbols. [I]i love it[/I]
In 8'th grade there was this kid in my class I found beating off in the urinal. I went back to class and he came back about 15 minutes later and yelled "MY PEE IS WHITE!" I was stuck with him in 10'th grade art class. He one day pulled his dick out and wrapped bubble wrap around it. After every bubble he'd pop he'd scream "I CUM IN BOOTY!"
[QUOTE=Deathtrooper2;49268709]This, This fucking shit pisses me off so much about these ass hats. I have nothing against people with Autism or Aspbergers. But these kids who can get away with anything, from yelling out loud in class while cussing like a sailor to running around the hallways saying "FUCK THIS FUCKING SCHOOL, IM GOING TO SHOOT YOU ALL" (that was from Mort, if you read my last story). These kids have problems i know, but a few know they can do whatever they want since they would give off with a "i have problems" trump card. There is a certain degree where yes, they need help and guidance, but when they cross the fucking line, you need to tell them to quit being a little shit head.[/QUOTE] that doesn't work. I was doing "Mentoring" for one guy, wasn't too bad, just no self awareness, thought really shitty insults were somehow endearing wit, that sort of thing, and had the retention of a siv. Eventually after he forgot what was literally the last step we did i just got tired of it and in genuine curiosity i asked "So are you like a goldfish? Does the future just not exist and the past is something that happened to other people? I genuinely want to know how you see things" that was the last i heard of him, i hope his mom wasn't too pissed about it, but god knows what he told her i said. That sort of person has to haul themselves out of their holes, nobody else can do it for them
[QUOTE=Toro;49275200]My got-high-off-of-pills-he-found-on-the-ground friend got the personal phone number of [url=http://ime.ulximg.com/image/src/cover/1442109257_4e1423ebba095a4cdda0b7880e8a9115.png/16fa8d819ad712858ceb558d9b72ec2c/1442109246_c929edba30dfa254dfef33ffd1fcf022.png]Stitches[/url] through a bit of not-really detective work, and has been spending all day trying to prank call him.[/QUOTE] Stitches too busy getting jumped by his own crew to answer
I was a weird kid once, or rather I said something weird and then I was the weird kid for a while until people had forgotten about it. It was during a class that's the agnostic/atheist equivalent of church class/islamic class, y'know each high school in Europe usually has some philosophic/beliefs class so there's also one for the kids that don't have any religion. Anyway, it was about hobbies or things you liked to do and lately I just got a pocket knife and it was great fun and shit and I was cutting everything up because it was sharp etc. and knives are just neat things for a 14-year old kid. So the question about your favorite pass-time goes around the class and people say horseback riding, skating, skiing, music, whatever. Then it's my turn. Of all things, I say.. "I like to cut things." Things weren't the same for the next couple of months to say the least :v: I still cringe at the thought and I haven't shared it with any IRL person. I didn't mean it like that, well I did but there's no justifiable context to say something like that :v:
[QUOTE=Number-41;49280874]I was a weird kid once, or rather I said something weird and then I was the weird kid for a while until people had forgotten about it. It was during a class that's the agnostic/atheist equivalent of church class/islamic class, y'know each high school in Europe usually has some philosophic/beliefs class so there's also one for the kids that don't have any religion. Anyway, it was about hobbies or things you liked to do and lately I just got a pocket knife and it was great fun and shit and I was cutting everything up because it was sharp etc. and knives are just neat things for a 14-year old kid. So the question about your favorite pass-time goes around the class and people say horseback riding, skating, skiing, music, whatever. Then it's my turn. Of all things, I say.. "I like to cut things." Things weren't the same for the next couple of months to say the least :v: I still cringe at the thought and I haven't shared it with any IRL person. I didn't mean it like that, well I did but there's no justifiable context to say something like that :v:[/QUOTE] I loved, and still love my pocket knife. I just told that whittling and carving is a hobby of mine, which it still is whenever I can get my hands on some suitable wood.
Yeah things just died down after I said it so there wasn't a lot of context I could provide. Fucking clumsy past me...
Just posted on Twitter while on campus: [quote]I just walked past this guy in the library who had his laptop open, actively browsing to the front page of a Rule 34 website, searching...[/quote]
You know, after looking through and reading the entirety of this thread, I don't really know whether I should feel lucky or jealous that the kids in my Elementary and High schools were, for the most part, pretty normal. The only thing that I can think of off the top of my head that I would classify as [I]weird[/I] was in Secondary 2 during Science class. We were learning something about precipitation (I think anyway, I can't exactly remember), and when our teacher asked us after if we had any questions, this one guy (who was actually a really good friend of mine during Elementary and High school) raised his hand to say "Hey Miss, did you know that McDonalds food doesn't rot?". If I remember any other weird school kid moments at a later point, I'll be sure to share them.
[QUOTE=Azelf89;49281226]You know, after looking through and reading the entirety of this thread, I don't really know whether I should feel lucky or jealous that the kids in my Elementary and High schools were, for the most part, pretty normal. The only thing that I can think of off the top of my head that I would classify as [I]weird[/I] was in Secondary 2 during Science class. We were learning something about precipitation (I think anyway, I can't exactly remember), and when our teacher asked us after if we had any questions, this one guy (who was actually a really good friend of mine during Elementary and High school) raised his hand to say "Hey Miss, did you know that McDonalds food doesn't rot?". If I remember any other weird school kid moments at a later point, I'll be sure to share them.[/QUOTE] I have a friend that essentially laughs at cringy stuff, and I have a friend that actually gets super depressed at the stuff that he watches. I like to think of myself as more leaning towards the enjoyment of cringiness, but it does bring me down to a certain extent. Take for example the post I made in a previous thread when a dude jerked it at my High School. Sure, it's funny to throw in a conversation, but there's no way that guy was right in the head and any chance at living a normal life around us has basically dissolved. This guy that's sitting a couple seats down from me that's looking at Rule 34 can't be living a normal life either. It's fun to pepper a conversation with and it can be an ego boost to see yourself above others in the social hierarchy (I try not to) but at the same it sucks because I also wish I could give a hand. Above all else, I like offering protection and help. And I can't do that. So, for someone like you, I'd consider you to be lucky. Hey, maybe I'm lucky too. But it's for different reasons.
some sickly looking grade 9 kid who we call mclovin got expelled the other day for pulling a machete out right in front of the teacher to show his friends. the teacher saw it and told him to drop it. he dropped dropped the knife, screamed, and ran out of the school and hid in the woods.
[QUOTE=upsideonion;49284103]some sickly looking grade 9 kid who we call mclovin got expelled the other day for pulling a machete out right in front of the teacher to show his friends. the teacher saw it and told him to drop it. he dropped dropped the knife, screamed, and ran out of the school and hid in the woods.[/QUOTE] Holy shit that's scary.
[QUOTE=upsideonion;49284103]some sickly looking grade 9 kid who we call mclovin got expelled the other day for pulling a machete out right in front of the teacher to show his friends. the teacher saw it and told him to drop it. he dropped dropped the knife, screamed, and ran out of the school and hid in the woods.[/QUOTE] That gives the mental image that when he screamed it was inhuman and More of a screech as his demonic presence had been discovered. [editline]10th December 2015[/editline] Don't go in those woods btw
[QUOTE=upsideonion;49284103]some sickly looking grade 9 kid who we call mclovin got expelled the other day for pulling a machete out right in front of the teacher to show his friends. the teacher saw it and told him to drop it. he dropped dropped the knife, screamed, and ran out of the school and hid in the woods.[/QUOTE] uhhh
[QUOTE=upsideonion;49284103]some sickly looking grade 9 kid who we call mclovin got expelled the other day for pulling a machete out right in front of the teacher to show his friends. the teacher saw it and told him to drop it. he dropped dropped the knife, screamed, and ran out of the school and hid in the woods.[/QUOTE] Some say that to this day anyone who travels through the woods can still hear the screams of a sickly-looking 9th grader.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;49285696]Some say that to this day anyone who travels through the woods can still hear the screams of a sickly-looking 9th grader.[/QUOTE] I feel inclined to write a melancholy lyric about this but I don't know where to start [editline]10th December 2015[/editline] [I]There once was a child, he was but a babe His name be McLovin', a title we gave. Sickly and frail, to school he brought a blade With a queer look upon him, the teacher did say "DROP IT" With a scream that put a banshee to shame He ran to the woods, 15 yet so lame. [/I]:suicide:
There's a video that is becoming increasingly more popular in my year. Originally I thought it'd be of two 12 year olds fighting or something similarly shit. Turns out a kid in my year made his own porn. Yes, I've watched the video. Don't judge me, you would too. It starts with ultra cringey story where a guy is doing a monologue about how he wishes he could "escape life's firm grasp and be one with nature". Suddenly, it jumpcuts to him in presumably his garden looking at a tree with a smile. He stares at the tree for like 20 minutes before there's another jumpcut. Suddenly the kid is naked and stroking this massive tree before stroking various parts of himself with the branches and letting out really exaggerated moans. He then tried to climb the tree but he didn't seem to realise he was naked and so branches and the weird nubs on trees were hitting him in all sorts of places. He gave up and then shoved part of a branch up his arse. Before finishing over the thought of doing this again "but with a friend". The worst part is that right at the end it jumpcuts again and he's stood in front of the tree, still very much naked, and he gives a big thumbs up before saying "that was a good tree!" as it zooms in on his face. You might be thinking "HOLY FUCK THAT'S WEIRD" but remember that someone willingly recorded that. I need to move school this instant, oh my god.
jesus christ what is wrong with your school :v:
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;49287877]jesus christ what is wrong with your school :v:[/QUOTE] I live in a pretty rough and bizarre area so we're guaranteed to have weirdos at the schools. Seems my school just attracts more strange people. I don't know why and I really don't want to know why my school appealed to tree fetishists.
What the fuck did I just read?
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49287795]There's a video that is becoming increasingly more popular in my year. Originally I thought it'd be of two 12 year olds fighting or something similarly shit. Turns out a kid in my year made his own porn. Yes, I've watched the video. Don't judge me, you would too. It starts with ultra cringey story where a guy is doing a monologue about how he wishes he could "escape life's firm grasp and be one with nature". Suddenly, it jumpcuts to him in presumably his garden looking at a tree with a smile. He stares at the tree for like 20 minutes before there's another jumpcut. Suddenly the kid is naked and stroking this massive tree before stroking various parts of himself with the branches and letting out really exaggerated moans. He then tried to climb the tree but he didn't seem to realise he was naked and so branches and the weird nubs on trees were hitting him in all sorts of places. He gave up and then shoved part of a branch up his arse. Before finishing over the thought of doing this again "but with a friend". The worst part is that right at the end it jumpcuts again and he's stood in front of the tree, still very much naked, and he gives a big thumbs up before saying "that was a good tree!" as it zooms in on his face. You might be thinking "HOLY FUCK THAT'S WEIRD" but remember that someone willingly recorded that. I need to move school this instant, oh my god.[/QUOTE] have you reported him to the police for attempting to molestation?
that poor tree
What the fuck is going on. I thought MY stories were weird... and I dealt with some WEIRD kids.
[QUOTE=mralexs;49266244]My science teacher told us this story about how this kid drank some of the pH indicator during a lab while my teacher wasn't looking. He started having so much diarrhea they sat him on one of those large rolling garbage cans until the paramedics arrived to get his stomach pumped :v:[/QUOTE] Fun fact: a pH indicator is called a comparator
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49287795]There's a video that is becoming increasingly more popular in my year. Originally I thought it'd be of two 12 year olds fighting or something similarly shit. Turns out a kid in my year made his own porn. Yes, I've watched the video. Don't judge me, you would too. It starts with ultra cringey story where a guy is doing a monologue about how he wishes he could "escape life's firm grasp and be one with nature". Suddenly, it jumpcuts to him in presumably his garden looking at a tree with a smile. He stares at the tree for like 20 minutes before there's another jumpcut. Suddenly the kid is naked and stroking this massive tree before stroking various parts of himself with the branches and letting out really exaggerated moans. He then tried to climb the tree but he didn't seem to realise he was naked and so branches and the weird nubs on trees were hitting him in all sorts of places. He gave up and then shoved part of a branch up his arse. Before finishing over the thought of doing this again "but with a friend". The worst part is that right at the end it jumpcuts again and he's stood in front of the tree, still very much naked, and he gives a big thumbs up before saying "that was a good tree!" as it zooms in on his face. You might be thinking "HOLY FUCK THAT'S WEIRD" but remember that someone willingly recorded that. I need to move school this instant, oh my god.[/QUOTE] Link?
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49288951]Link?[/QUOTE] It's a video people have their phone. Unfortunately he never posted it on websites. Initially sent the video to a few people before it spread like wildfire and people were just constantly sending it to each other. It is has kinda become the rick roll of my classes. More importantly, why do you think I would keep that on my phone? Can you imagine if someone was scrolling through my phone and saw someone shagging a tree?
Ask a classmate. Upload it somewhere and remove it as soon as you're done
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49288994]It's a video people have their phone. Unfortunately he never posted it on websites. Initially sent the video to a few people before it spread like wildfire and people were just constantly sending it to each other. It is has kinda become the rick roll of my classes. More importantly, why do you think I would keep that on my phone? Can you imagine if someone was scrolling through my phone and saw someone shagging a tree?[/QUOTE] Be careful with sending stuff around. There was an incident at my highschool where some of the freshmen got arrested or charged with harassment (or underage pornography) for spreading nudes of this one girl around...
There was his one kid who would randomly wear this (somewhat decent) pyramid head costume randomly. He would try to scare people with it, except he was really fat and it just looked hilarious. One time a friend of mine started telling him stuff like "oh yeah I'm know what a pyramid head is I kill them all the time". Te kid started getting pissed and trying to explain what pyramid head was, but my friend would just jokingly ignore him and be like "no no they are easy to kill dummy" The kid literally went "REEEEEEEE" and ran away. I mean "REEE" wasn't a thing back then but still.
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