Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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Also speaking of shitty stories: This one's more of a "why the fuck are people so mean?!" story than a weird kid story.
There was this one kid who suffered from tourette's at one of the rival highschools. I guess during a sports event when it was silent she let out this yelp or something, and she was brutally harassed for it. I remember hearing stories of classmates talking trash about her.
So get this, my classmates and the students at her school were SO fucking mean and nasty, they started to pretend to have tourettes and the story spread to the local news channel. They were mocking the incident that happened in new york where students apparently "caught" tourette's syndrome just for attention, and also to mock the student who actually had it. I wish I could find an article but all that comes up is the incident in new york.
[QUOTE=someone101001;49289105]???[/QUOTE]
Ok so...
A student ACTUALLY had tourettes and was made fun of by a group of students.
The same group of students was ALSO doing this in reference to the incident in new york.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49289085]Also speaking of shitty stories: This one's more of a "why the fuck are people so mean?!" story than a weird kid story.
There was this one kid who suffered from tourette's at one of the rival highschools. I guess during a sports event when it was silent she let out this yelp or something, and she was brutally harassed for it. I remember hearing stories of classmates talking trash about her.
So get this, my classmates and the students at her school were SO fucking mean and nasty, they started to pretend to have tourettes and the story spread to the local news channel. They were mocking the incident that happened in new york where students apparently "caught" tourette's syndrome just for attention, and also to mock the student who actually had it. I wish I could find an article but all that comes up is the incident in new york.[/QUOTE]
In my school, there was this blind girl. The kids said she was making it up. They said that so they can have an excuse to screw with her.
In middle school there was this one kid who would be talking but then trail off into wtf land. In science class the teacher asked him to explain friction and kinetic energy. He was doing fine and when he finished he went. "It's kind of like when you cum in a butt and you can feel your cum sloshing around the rim seeping down your dick and it burns when you take it out so you have to go shake it off in the toilet or on their face." The teacher just threw him out of class and as he's walking down the hall he just suddenly screams "BLOODY CUMMY BUTT FUCKER!"
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49287795]There's a video that is becoming increasingly more popular in my year. Originally I thought it'd be of two 12 year olds fighting or something similarly shit. Turns out a kid in my year made his own porn. Yes, I've watched the video. Don't judge me, you would too.
It starts with ultra cringey story where a guy is doing a monologue about how he wishes he could "escape life's firm grasp and be one with nature". Suddenly, it jumpcuts to him in presumably his garden looking at a tree with a smile. He stares at the tree for like 20 minutes before there's another jumpcut. Suddenly the kid is naked and stroking this massive tree before stroking various parts of himself with the branches and letting out really exaggerated moans. He then tried to climb the tree but he didn't seem to realise he was naked and so branches and the weird nubs on trees were hitting him in all sorts of places.
He gave up and then shoved part of a branch up his arse. Before finishing over the thought of doing this again "but with a friend". The worst part is that right at the end it jumpcuts again and he's stood in front of the tree, still very much naked, and he gives a big thumbs up before saying "that was a good tree!" as it zooms in on his face. You might be thinking "HOLY FUCK THAT'S WEIRD" but remember that someone willingly recorded that.
I need to move school this instant, oh my god.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100204/strange_and_funny_trees_01.jpg[/IMG]
This one guy in 11th grade tried to convince people that he was one of the PSN hackers back in 2012 when that was relevant. Then he showed me a bunch of pictures of different people doing assassin creed cosplays on deviantart and tried to convince me it was him. Then he tried to stab me one day before school at the bus stop because he thought I was stealing his girlfriend but he just stood there, talking about how he killed one of his friends who raped his girlfriend while he was high on pot, but instead of going to jail, he moved down to where I live to get a fresh start. Then he got kicked out of school.
Florida's fucking weird, even those who just moved here from wherever.
[QUOTE=gnampf;49289845]This one guy in 11th grade tried to convince people that he was one of the PSN hackers back in 2012 when that was relevant. Then he showed me a bunch of pictures of different people doing assassin creed cosplays on deviantart and tried to convince me it was him. Then he tried to stab me one day before school at the bus stop because he thought I was stealing his girlfriend but he just stood there, talking about how he killed one of his friends who raped his girlfriend while he was high on pot, but instead of going to jail, he moved down to where I live to get a fresh start. Then he got kicked out of school.
Florida's fucking weird, even those who just moved here from wherever.[/QUOTE]
He sounds like a pathological liar. Like that one hispanic girl from my school who claimed I was beating her up with tent poles.
[editline]11th December 2015[/editline]
SPEAKING OF WHICH.
I ran into a classmate at my orthodontist's office a few months ago. A lot of people in my town go to the same two orthodontists for whatever reason. (Yes it was the tent pole hispanic girl from the story I shared pages ago.)
She was wearing that SAME green plastic glitter skirt that she wears all the time.
[IMG]http://rockcityskirts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/RCS.Green_.jpg[/IMG]
Coupled with black leggings and a black shirt with a sparkly aeropostale logo.
She was with her mom and as she walked out I heard her say "thats one of my friends shes really cool"... and I was thinking:
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??? Wh you were screaming that I had beat you with tent poles for attention why the fuc...[/I]
He was, but jokes on him, last I heard he got kicked out of army boot camp. But then again, I deliver pizzas for a living but at least I ain't no dumb dumb liar. I'll have to read that tent pole story too, sounds interesting.
[QUOTE=gnampf;49290002]He was, but jokes on him, last I heard he got kicked out of army boot camp. But then again, I deliver pizzas for a living but at least I ain't no dumb dumb liar. I'll have to read that tent pole story too, sounds interesting.[/QUOTE]
Hey man there's nothin wrong with a minimum wage job.
Times are tough. I'm begging to get a job at mcdonalds.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49290009]Hey man there's nothin wrong with a minimum wage job.
Times are tough. I'm begging to get a job at mcdonalds.[/QUOTE]
Fuck Mcdonalds boyo, deliver pizzas if you got a car and license. They pay for your gas, you get free or discounted food, and you don't have to worry about having a boss looking over your shoulder. 3/4 of my shift is just me in my car listening to hardstyle and delivering.
[QUOTE]They wrote an anime fanfiction about their persona's and oc's together on a microsoft word document put on the school's public drop box folders. Me and my IT friend saved it onto our old emails and had a good laugh reading it, let me see if I can upload it somewhere it's a real cringefest. [/QUOTE]
Hey I finally found the story that the hispanic girl wrote with her friends. Incoming tactical cringe delivery.
[url]http://www.scribd.com/doc/292974674[/url]
So, in my US History class the other day, the kids in there were doing a free-work assignment and were chatting around the room about relationships, and eventually the topic got to cheating. So this one girl said, and I shit you not, that if your husband cheats on you, [sp]you should "cut off his testicles and hang 'em on the window sill."[/sp]
'Guess I know who visits Tumblr often.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49290092]Hey I finally found the story that the hispanic girl wrote with her friends. Incoming tactical cringe delivery.
[url]http://www.scribd.com/doc/292974674[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote]I opened the door to see the sexy fedora man playing pool[/quote]
[QUOTE]!educing+- the man with red hair as"ed. '$es, % can strut my stuff.- Aphrodite yelled as she got up to dance. Cleobella punched her in the stomach and he continued. '% am confused. #here are three more resumes.- Cleobella opened her cat carrier and said 'Alice& emi& !"yler lineup enim transmutation.- All three animals lined up and Cleobella said 'FGHIJKLNHG HNLIHQ IQRLNSTQ JKLU.- A wind circled around each animal and they were in human form.[/QUOTE]
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Don't you just hate it when you're playing a game and someone yells "FGHIJKLNHG HNLIHQ IQRLNSTQ JKLU" into the mic?
[QUOTE=Brobattington;49290552]Don't you just hate it when you're playing a game and someone yells "FGHIJKLNHG HNLIHQ IQRLNSTQ JKLU" into the mic?[/QUOTE]
For whatever reason when I tried to copy and paste the story it came out as that.
It was supposed to say:
[QUOTE]“Seducing?” the man with red hair asked. “Yes! I can strut my stuff.” Aphrodite yelled as she got up to dance. Cleobella punched her in the stomach and he continued. “I am confused. There are three more resumes.” Cleobella opened her cat carrier and said “Alice, Demi, Skyler lineup enim transmutation.” All three animals lined up and Cleobella said “Μεταμορφώστε τώρα στην ανθρώπινη μορφή.” A wind circled around each animal and they were in human form.
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[QUOTE=Brobattington;49290552]Don't you just hate it when you're playing a game and someone yells "FGHIJKLNHG HNLIHQ IQRLNSTQ JKLU" into the mic?[/QUOTE]
Not as bad as when someone yells “Μεταμορφώστε τώρα στην ανθρώπινη μορφή.” down it. The bastards keep turning my cats into humans!
This thread's a hoot, though I feel bad for anyone inconvenienced by weird kids or actually was one of them for a while.
Nothing too bizarre on my part, but in my time on college campus I've got a couple things:
1. First semester I'm walking back to my dorm after a long evening at the architecture studio (I've since switched majors to history), and right by the entrance I take a group of guys are scaling the side of the building via some decorative column/structure things to get through the window of the second floor lounge. Was more humorous than anything else, I said "I'm in the weird part of college, aren't I?" as I walked past.
2. On a more adult note, a month or so back I'm on one of the top floors of our 12-story library building, taking advantage of the relatively sparse government document wing to work on one of my essays. From my spot at a round table overlooking several desks by a window, I can see one guy on his laptop interchanging tabs between a sports news segment and some girl undressing and showing off her privates. I tried my best to keep quiet and stop looking at it as I did my work.
3. The weirdest incident is one I kinda regret not sticking around to see or learn more, but one I'm rather happy I avoided anything regardless. I'm making the walk back from the dorm complex I get breakfast everyday from to my own dorm when I glance behind me and see two guys in fucking Minions costumes running up to some person I just walked past to, I dunno, ask a question or something. Weirded the heck out, I start walking faster (passing by a woman heading to the complex herself and wishing her good luck for going past those guys) and diverted between another dorm complex alongside the path, taking a long detour on the path back to my dorms to make sure there's no chance the Minion guys even see me.
Maybe it was just because Halloween was coming up, but geeze, I have no idea what compels a person and his friend to dress as Minions and run around campus at 8-9 in the morning.
[QUOTE=Brobattington;49290552]Don't you just hate it when you're playing a game and someone yells "FGHIJKLNHG HNLIHQ IQRLNSTQ JKLU" into the mic?[/QUOTE]
yes, and I either have to silence the person, or when said person triggers all the annoying kids in the server I have to disable the voicechat.
Now for weird kids at my school, my whole school consists of weird kids so I have no idea where to get started.
There was a Christian teacher at my middle school who would give transgender and gay/lesbian students F grades on evey single assignment they turned in. Glad she got fired afterwards.
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49296152]There was a Christian teacher at my middle school who would give transgender and gay/lesbian students F grades on evey single assignment they turned in. Glad she got fired afterwards.[/QUOTE]
That's fucked up
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49296152]There was a Christian teacher at my middle school who would give transgender and gay/lesbian students F grades on evey single assignment they turned in. Glad she got fired afterwards.[/QUOTE]
How in the fuck can you even work with a philosophy like that? Did that teacher even pass middle school? Because that sounds like the kind of behavior a middle schooler would have. Was she fired for that specifically or for something else?
This girl in my homeroom class legit dressed up in a jerry-rigged Homestuck costume, and the character she was 'cosplaying' was described as being 'half spider and she had her arm torn off so she got a robotic one.'
wow it got blown up tell her she's a fake homestuck fan!!!!
[QUOTE=Toro;49275200]My got-high-off-of-pills-he-found-on-the-ground friend got the personal phone number of [url=http://ime.ulximg.com/image/src/cover/1442109257_4e1423ebba095a4cdda0b7880e8a9115.png/16fa8d819ad712858ceb558d9b72ec2c/1442109246_c929edba30dfa254dfef33ffd1fcf022.png]Stitches[/url] through a bit of not-really detective work, and has been spending all day trying to prank call him.[/QUOTE]
My friend is telling me that Stitches changed his number, because suddenly the number is invalid.
Wow lol.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49296249]How in the fuck can you even work with a philosophy like that? Did that teacher even pass middle school? Because that sounds like the kind of behavior a middle schooler would have. Was she fired for that specifically or for something else?[/QUOTE]
Fired for that specifically. Turns out the teacher would threaten to kill the students ( which she always referred to as "fags" or "gayasses" ) if they told the principal or reported them, so that's why it never happened earlier. However, the principal reportedly did one of those "class-check ups" right as the teacher said "faggot asshole", so she was caught :v:. She actually got prison time afterwards for harassment.
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49298017]Fired for that specifically. Turns out the teacher would threaten to kill the students ( which she always referred to as "fags" or "gayasses" ) if they told the principal or reported them, so that's why it never happened earlier. However, the principal reportedly did one of those "class-check ups" right as the teacher said "faggot asshole", so she was caught :v:. She actually got prison time afterwards for harassment.[/QUOTE]
fuck it scares me to think that people like that even exist still.
[QUOTE=Brobattington;49296379]This girl in my homeroom class legit dressed up in a jerry-rigged Homestuck costume, and the character she was 'cosplaying' was described as being 'half spider and she had her arm torn off so she got a robotic one.'[/QUOTE]
Homestuck: The MLP of its generation
I had a science teacher who was teaching the way stone, minerals, generally earth as a whole erodes. He abruptly stopped at one point and went to explain that he doesn't believe in erosion, and that every mountain, hill, landscape everywhere, has ALWAYS been there. Because that's how god made it when he did. Sweet, ole, Oklahoma. Anyway, he would also go on rants about the chinese developing products for america occasionally. I raised my hand on one of them, and asked if he was racist. His response was a strange glare, blushing as if I caused instantaneous blood pressure problems, and the hard grabbing of his books pedestal. He never answered.
There was substitute teacher we had who was really good looking. She couldn't of been older than 26, 27. It was Health class no less, in High School (run for the hills lady.) The day she filled in was the day we were doing reproductive organs. She went up to the board and started talking about the penis. A student asked, "Can I put mine anywhere I want?" and winked. After a moment she said "No, but I will put mine anywhere I damn well want to." I said "Can we have sex for homework?" and she said "Yes but it's a solo assignment."
:scream:
[QUOTE=Paxton;49298644]There was substitute teacher we had who was really good looking. She couldn't of been older than 26, 27. It was Health class no less, in High School (run for the hills lady.) The day she filled in was the day we were doing reproductive organs. She went up to the board and started talking about the penis. A student asked, "Can I put mine anywhere I want?" and winked. After a moment she said "No, but I will put mine anywhere I damn well want to." I said "Can we have sex for homework?" and she said "Yes but it's a solo assignment."
:scream:[/QUOTE]
This attitude really helps to take away the stigma. I remember the lesson I had on sex, the teacher was a middle aged woman who used to be a nurse. She was full of energy, describing how there is this rumour that black people generally have larger penises. She went on confirming that rumour by talking about this one black guy where she worked who had a huge penis. She told it like a comedian too, it was great.
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